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This is Clementine. She's 2 months old and still pretty small. Enjoy her tiny face.
Mar 23, 2020 10:49 AM
electrikwordlife
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This is Clementine. She's 2 months old and still pretty small. Enjoy her tiny face.
DorotheaDix
This needs sound.
starlightofchicago
She made me smile!!! Cuteness!
Blackmetalhappiness
SO. FUCKING. CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!
rza33boo
I love her name and she's adorable.
bennytenten2718
Tiny human!
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
SHE. CUTE.!!!
PlatypusShankie
Draw eyebrows on her and take pictures, I promise you won't regret it, ever at all!
Hellbat666
I recently had a daughter, grew a heart, and now know how awsome little baby smiles are.
FailedCrate
I never say such things 'bout kids, but: Squeeeeeeeee! That's awwdorable! - me, as a guy.
ImAKickButtRealityMASTER
Teeny weeny Clementini
Lisossoma
Watch it OP. I’m also an ugly father with beautiful daughters https://youtu.be/wafYeWiOASE
electrikwordlife
That's lovely
Angeldust747
Congrats on the sex
SpikeThruTheStreetRoof
Oh my god give her a lil kiss from me that baby is so precious
YUMERIS
Well its just a potatoe in a blanket
jloukazoo
So cute!!
ireadyouremail789
My uterus just started dancing a jig.
alongjacket
What a beautiful baby! I wish her long life, may she be happy healthy and well adjusted!
electrikwordlife
Thank you :)
BurdenedWithAGloriousPorpoise
You may be a swamp donkey but someone likes you enough to fuck you so well done.
acbk
She's gorgeous! I have a 15 month old, 8 weeks pregnant with 2nd, a bit anxious at thought newborn plus crazy toddler...this helps, thanks!
DryPoo
That's a nice baby. Well done.
CityMorgueYouKillEmWeChillEmHowMayIHelpYou
My son is almost 4 months old and he has his own personality. The smiles that melt your heat....She’s precious
jiynxed
The cuteness is a defense mechanism developed by most animal species to keep humans from eating the young.
riddley2
It almost worked with you.
jiynxed
Hey it was only a little gnawing! I barely made any teeth marks on that ocelot cub
5pd5tr
I dunno, babies all look lije knees to me.
mustardbangs
Get your eyes checked, bud
cappun
Same.
TheCapedCommentator
... a swamp donkey... So you're Shrek? ^^
SergeantTerryJeffords
I.e. the PERFECT body.
hydrochlorothiazide
Or...or the donkey who is friends with shrek???
Neednoggle
Well obviously someone had sex with you, you can't be that bad
ArealJim
...Standards only go down, my friend.
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
Someone also had sex with Shrek.
iShouldBeWorking42
She’ll grow into her boot face
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Hey now, we don’t know that, for all we know she could blossom into a beautiful vibrant swamp donkey.
flyingmonkeystick
Or a ridiculously hideous unicorn.
PlusHooks
Clementine is s great name.
heinzb
Oh my darling...
GreaterDog
Clem for short
ThePotatoBandit
*Warframe intensifies*
Someshithead241
Parents just need to make sure they have a friend called Lee
intolerable
I have a bad feeling...
Arcian
Dude, too soon.
LoneWanderer101
It is always too soon.
SweetBabyCal
My new daughter is Clementine, too! 5 weeks today
electrikwordlife
Yay! Congratulations :)
MyOwnPrivateOhio
I always thought it was Clem-en-tie-n, but I’m reading a book about Churchill and they pronounce it Clem-en-teen. Which one!??!
Womjem
Depends on your accent. I’ve only ever heard the first version in America
electrikwordlife
Rhyming with time. We're calling her clemen-tiny sometimes.
MyOwnPrivateOhio
Oh that is so so cute!
DonutJustice
I have a two month old too! Did we sync our pelvises?
Sandler74
Mmmmmm, pelvis syncing. Sounds fun!
SpringToMyWinter
You definitely synced your pelvis with at least one person.
electrikwordlife
Definitely
graceinsheepsclothing
Eww
Ohmyolivia
Me too! She was 3 weeks early. So she was cinco de Mayo baby, but tequila was not involved.
theimgurappsucksballs
trapped2020
Omg i too have a 2 month old!!
Mraks99
Holy shit what are the odds?!!!
iputmymouthonit
Can we?
DonutJustice
Well I’m a dude, so
iputmymouthonit
So... Yes?
penguishark
Me too! Well she'll be 2 months on the 29th!
DonutJustice
Mine was the 11 came two weeks early. Little bastard wanted out
electrikwordlife
Congrats, mine was 21st :)
BREED09
Well what a coincidence. I'll be four hundred and twenty months old that day.
electrikwordlife
Easter weekend last year. An extra day off sure RESURRECTED my sex life
JohannVonTittySprinkles
MarineVeteran
Omg where's the sound
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
Well having a kid will KILL it again. So do your best to make quality time count, even if you just get it 30 seconds at a time.
earthgirl225
Have 1 yr old, can confirm
DonutJustice
Jokes on you marriage already killed the sex life. I’ve been training for kids for two years
Gameking116
30 seconds is all I need if ya know what I mean ???
ObsidianChef
Can confirm. Sex is non-existent, and intimacy is forgotten. Love the kid, but hate the new normal.
firefartingkitten
It gets better! Right around the time they turn 3. Be patient.
ObsidianChef
Three years living as roommates with a child? Doubt I have that in me.
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
That can be fixed, I have younger siblings. Don't give up on each other!
ObsidianChef
Hanging on, for now.
TA2019
I can't wait for my brothers to knock up their wives, so I can be a cool uncle and play with the kids, and then give them back when they get
TA2019
annoying.