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We’ve had to develop the absolute greatest sense of humour in Northern Ireland.
#sorryforthetiktok
Jan 30, 2022 1:15 PM
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We’ve had to develop the absolute greatest sense of humour in Northern Ireland.
#sorryforthetiktok
Noob3rts
I fuckin love Irish folk.
Jonquepublik
"I bet it would feel huge in that hand." Deadpool
DrWaK1
Am I the only one who'd throw scissors and be like "damn, looks like you lost 4 times already"
thesved
IT'S JUST MAH BOW
iancarry
its a win-win situation ... i'd be so in :)
fessusIntellectiva
Weirdest handjob ever.
sigmanimus
The boys did the math but still lost
MagmaCarta
I'd give her a high two for that joke
Jechro
Give that girl a hand! That was funny.
Donaldbain
Gotta hand it to her.
OrkieBleu
Just use paper. Win every time
DamnedIfYouDo
#PerfectForTheProstate
yepitspuck
"Son, one day a man is going to come up to you in a bar and he's going to bet you 50 dollars he can make the Jack of Spade jump up out of >
yepitspuck
> the deck and piss in your ear. And I promise you, that if you take that bet you will be out 50 dollars and have an ear full of piss."
Cashington
Imma take a guess and say this is Filthy Mcnastys?
scottEkarate
Is that a win? Seems like a loss to me...
dingo8yrbaby
Off hand, I'd say she won.
ouiouimitch
She is hot https://www.instagram.com/p/CXyn4vWN3-i/
unsolicitedadvice
I had already decided that, but thanks for the additional evidence.
Boil1337
Yous...
dingo8yrbaby
If she played cowboys and Indians, instead of making a gun with her forefinger and thumb, she could say she had a sawed off shotgun.
JOKERZwild86
I wanna marry her
JapanesePizza333
I wanna marry her and she's not even my type!
MrBeartasticbear
The guys are cool with it because it’s going to look enormous in that hand
hairytrigga
MostlyWhelmed
Thank you, I came here for that comment
pareidoliaperson
I swear to god if one of ya'll posted that darn gif with the hand. You know which one I mean!
Bystandr
This one?
LoopStricken
What the wucky fuck
pareidoliaperson
No the one in Scary MovWTF??/
Bystandr
HighlandPotatoe
She left them stumped
EvilAbedsBoneSaw
Mohareb
She defo deserve it for that one. I like her style
HeyOP
So who bought the drinks?
RuneKatashima
The guy at the end that shook her hand
Imapseudonym
On the the one hand, this is a great prank and well executed. On the other hand are fingers.
SqueakyBumTime
actuallynotirate
Totally showing off his veneers
putcleverusernamehere
womblemessiah
She lets her friends call her The Clock.
dotsquid
Or Free Beer.
CallsignFatNinja
Surely the broken clock? Cause she only has one hand?
Sfinski
Yous?
Chilly21
Northern Irish for y’all
gaidinbdj
IAmTheEarlyEvening
She's Irish
SqueakyB
I believe "yoths" would also be acceptable
KTDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbiT1Ns40qs
headlessness
As in “yous boys aren’t old enough to be in this bar, yous look 12”
trinabeana23
rojelioenescabeche
Yinz
Freakydarling93
It's common in my hometown and county, used in northern Ireland, Eire, Scotland, Manchester and Liverpool.
MadamPuddifoot
It's also common in Philadelphia, PA, USA. And the Schuylkill County area.
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
Increasing in number: you, yous, yousens. Source: I'm from Norn Iron so I am.
vonsmallhausen
Yinz
headlessness
Yins is pure Ulster-scots, isn’t it? Very mid-Ulster.
tyr888
nah, this aint a fight within pennsylvania - yous people in pittsburgh with your fake word YINZ are just weird
Shmick
US translation: y’all
Spudworth
Plural of you. Ye is also acceptable.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Like "Ya'll" but it makes more sense.
Sfinski
You+all versus you+?
MrWeever
plural suffix s, probably.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Exactly. Much easier to comprehend than the weird contraction.
BarryTheCyborg
Yous want to go gets somes sushis?
saganation
I prefers sashimis
PerderderLover
That's what's I's appreciates abouts you
NamelessGhul
Is the legal drinking age in Ireland 11?
wiseandstupid
I'm guessing they'd answer with: "Legal drinking age? What a weird concept."
thegiantgod
It's Europe bro, we drink so young
dmh88
You have to be 18 to buy alcohol
hooizzhee
I would buy her and her friends drinks because of her sense of humor.
dualCalibur
Eh, its alright
baldewok
I'd be totally getting that entire crew shit faced.
kmikl
Yeah, I mean, fuck it, I'll own that loss fair and square :D
silverfoxxflame
For real. I'd just be like "Well I'm pretty sure that beats rock, you win."
ifoundthelight
I mean also she's hot.
TransAtheistMinister
Yes, her skin is structured in a way that is appeasing to the eyes.
weerdo
I would ask her to marry me..
tehranosaurusrex
Some1 clearly already asked for her hand in marriage
ITiltMyHeadToUnderstand
You can't. Her ring finger is missing.
SanshinDojo
Anaphriel
I wanna make a throwaway account just so I can upvote this twice. Lmao.
PineappleLoopsBroether
dan144
Thargrid
Glad to see that gaining traction, +1.
wiseandstupid
TheeRojoDuke
VernonTWalldrip
Based on how everyone else is dressed, why isn’t she freezing?
quietwalker
It's a bar/club thing. It'd be below freezing, and the girls at the bar wearing black tights and a tank top.
Ezzy666
You get used to the cold after a few minutes
MedicSailor
Those are infrared heat lights, up in the corner of the wall and ceiling.
VaultGirl69
Alcohol is warming.
grlwithnoname
Bc sexy fashion is worth it to some folks. Not I. Also drinking helps too. Source: I'm a northern girl.
ImAnActionBirb
Her fingers can’t get cold
TheCrazyNorwegian
1. Heating lamps. 2. Man’s not hot, british guys wear those jackets anywhere
dirtmarker
Jameson keeps you warn.
ToSisPoS
You never had a teenage daughter I ken.
HedonistBeard
She keeps winning, hasn't been sober since 2003.
TheTravelingAirman
I wintered in a place that hit -30F. Home was 17F. I was in shorts and flip-flops when I went home. Put shoes on for the snow though.
RhymingEverything
alcohol
Rabidbacon
Nobody would give her a hand putting her coat on.
pelon365
3 things don't feel the cold, polar bears, penguin, and drunk thots. Michigan guy here
clamdriver
Cause there's a 25000 BTU heater on the wall?
actuallynotirate
Hoes don’t get cold - Cardi B
idownvoteplottwist
it's like female armor in video games
pxpress
Everyone's been buying her and her friends drinks
BigStacksThrowItOnThemBigFatTatties
After what she just did, we can safely assume she already cold-blooded.
TypicalCheese
Because she's wasted
everythingthatglitters
Beer jackets are real
wizardowl
My gf taught me there’s studies that indicate that when women are being objectified (aka out on the prowl) they don’t feel cold as usual
itchyanditchy
Because she is hot.
djmaskell
They're sitting directly under a heat lamp. Look at the red glowing box shining on the table behind them, then look at the red glow on her
djmaskell
All the exposed skin that is illuminated will be nice and toasty warm
djmaskell
(there's a heat lamp on their table too)
Fifofu
Her extremities have lower surface area so they don't lose as much heat.
headlessness
Northern girls don’t feel the cold.
N000dle
It’s a general north-European thing!
Emulen
She is dressed in the finest cloths from tralidali lali land though
TheEmeraldProphylactic
The first time my cousin from London came to Leeds, his jaw dropped at the sight of ladies with minimal kit on, in the middle of winter 1/
Louiscyphre666999
This right here
AlabamaNerd
Fun fact- GRRM got this from The Wheel of Time!
Cavalrysword
She's hot-blooded, check it & see.
MostlyWhelmed
Nope, fever of a 103 would be in violation of Covid.
Cavalrysword
She appears to be self quarantined.
IrishCaptainJack
Lmao clever!