Winner: inconclusive

Jan 30, 2022 1:15 PM

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We’ve had to develop the absolute greatest sense of humour in Northern Ireland.
#sorryforthetiktok

I fuckin love Irish folk.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"I bet it would feel huge in that hand." Deadpool

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who'd throw scissors and be like "damn, looks like you lost 4 times already"

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

IT'S JUST MAH BOW

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its a win-win situation ... i'd be so in :)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Weirdest handjob ever.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The boys did the math but still lost

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd give her a high two for that joke

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Give that girl a hand! That was funny.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta hand it to her.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Just use paper. Win every time

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#PerfectForTheProstate

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Son, one day a man is going to come up to you in a bar and he's going to bet you 50 dollars he can make the Jack of Spade jump up out of >

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

> the deck and piss in your ear. And I promise you, that if you take that bet you will be out 50 dollars and have an ear full of piss."

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imma take a guess and say this is Filthy Mcnastys?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a win? Seems like a loss to me...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Off hand, I'd say she won.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She is hot https://www.instagram.com/p/CXyn4vWN3-i/

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I had already decided that, but thanks for the additional evidence.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yous...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If she played cowboys and Indians, instead of making a gun with her forefinger and thumb, she could say she had a sawed off shotgun.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wanna marry her

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I wanna marry her and she's not even my type!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The guys are cool with it because it’s going to look enormous in that hand

4 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 4

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Thank you, I came here for that comment

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I swear to god if one of ya'll posted that darn gif with the hand. You know which one I mean!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This one?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What the wucky fuck

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No the one in Scary MovWTF??/

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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She left them stumped

4 years ago | Likes 187 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She defo deserve it for that one. I like her style

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

So who bought the drinks?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The guy at the end that shook her hand

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

On the the one hand, this is a great prank and well executed. On the other hand are fingers.

4 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

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Totally showing off his veneers

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She lets her friends call her The Clock.

4 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Or Free Beer.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surely the broken clock? Cause she only has one hand?

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yous?

4 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 9

Northern Irish for y’all

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

She's Irish

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe "yoths" would also be acceptable

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As in “yous boys aren’t old enough to be in this bar, yous look 12”

4 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

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Yinz

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's common in my hometown and county, used in northern Ireland, Eire, Scotland, Manchester and Liverpool.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It's also common in Philadelphia, PA, USA. And the Schuylkill County area.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Increasing in number: you, yous, yousens. Source: I'm from Norn Iron so I am.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yinz

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yins is pure Ulster-scots, isn’t it? Very mid-Ulster.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

nah, this aint a fight within pennsylvania - yous people in pittsburgh with your fake word YINZ are just weird

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

US translation: y’all

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Plural of you. Ye is also acceptable.

4 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

Like "Ya'll" but it makes more sense.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You+all versus you+?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

plural suffix s, probably.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Exactly. Much easier to comprehend than the weird contraction.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yous want to go gets somes sushis?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I prefers sashimis

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what's I's appreciates abouts you

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is the legal drinking age in Ireland 11?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I'm guessing they'd answer with: "Legal drinking age? What a weird concept."

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's Europe bro, we drink so young

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You have to be 18 to buy alcohol

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would buy her and her friends drinks because of her sense of humor.

4 years ago | Likes 1558 Dislikes 8

Eh, its alright

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd be totally getting that entire crew shit faced.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I mean, fuck it, I'll own that loss fair and square :D

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

For real. I'd just be like "Well I'm pretty sure that beats rock, you win."

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I mean also she's hot.

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Yes, her skin is structured in a way that is appeasing to the eyes.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would ask her to marry me..

4 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 5

Some1 clearly already asked for her hand in marriage

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

You can't. Her ring finger is missing.

4 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

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I wanna make a throwaway account just so I can upvote this twice. Lmao.

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4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Glad to see that gaining traction, +1.

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Based on how everyone else is dressed, why isn’t she freezing?

4 years ago | Likes 311 Dislikes 0

It's a bar/club thing. It'd be below freezing, and the girls at the bar wearing black tights and a tank top.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You get used to the cold after a few minutes

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those are infrared heat lights, up in the corner of the wall and ceiling.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Alcohol is warming.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bc sexy fashion is worth it to some folks. Not I. Also drinking helps too. Source: I'm a northern girl.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Her fingers can’t get cold

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1. Heating lamps. 2. Man’s not hot, british guys wear those jackets anywhere

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jameson keeps you warn.

4 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 2

You never had a teenage daughter I ken.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She keeps winning, hasn't been sober since 2003.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I wintered in a place that hit -30F. Home was 17F. I was in shorts and flip-flops when I went home. Put shoes on for the snow though.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

alcohol

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nobody would give her a hand putting her coat on.

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

3 things don't feel the cold, polar bears, penguin, and drunk thots. Michigan guy here

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cause there's a 25000 BTU heater on the wall?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hoes don’t get cold - Cardi B

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's like female armor in video games

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone's been buying her and her friends drinks

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After what she just did, we can safely assume she already cold-blooded.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because she's wasted

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beer jackets are real

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My gf taught me there’s studies that indicate that when women are being objectified (aka out on the prowl) they don’t feel cold as usual

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because she is hot.

4 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 0

They're sitting directly under a heat lamp. Look at the red glowing box shining on the table behind them, then look at the red glow on her

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All the exposed skin that is illuminated will be nice and toasty warm

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(there's a heat lamp on their table too)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her extremities have lower surface area so they don't lose as much heat.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Northern girls don’t feel the cold.

4 years ago | Likes 512 Dislikes 0

It’s a general north-European thing!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She is dressed in the finest cloths from tralidali lali land though

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The first time my cousin from London came to Leeds, his jaw dropped at the sight of ladies with minimal kit on, in the middle of winter 1/

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This right here

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact- GRRM got this from The Wheel of Time!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's hot-blooded, check it & see.

4 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Nope, fever of a 103 would be in violation of Covid.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

She appears to be self quarantined.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lmao clever!

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