May 28, 2020 4:24 PM
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Fun stuff.
DemetrisMavros
Best bear prank,i always lough.
ShiftingPattern
"Confuse don't abuse" is my rule, but honestly between that trip and heart attack/pants ruining potential this is pretty close to the line.
DippinDerps
That poor guy. . . . He's never going to get those streak outta his drawers lol
hawkhandsaw
Nothing is funny if someone could get hurt. The poor guy could have had a heart attack.
GreenMountainFalls
/a/MnLixpG
firstnamelastname6192
Come here i want a hug.
LeauVixen
I could never run that fast
wandergeist
Neither could he, until just then.
FriendlyNeighbourhoodCanadian
Regardless a real bear will be faster.
ErnAyaHouTX
Haha, that’s messed up!
wazscience
i dont know if a bear shits in the woods, but that guy just shit his pants
nothebees
Guys, who shat my pants?!
womblemessiah
When he gets home and his wife asks why he's filthy......."remember Dave from the works BBQ? He was wearing his bear suit again...."
MeatVegetable
This looks like a workcamp and it's really fucking old, so he won't get home for days since they usually live on site during their shift.
EricksonOle
Pantaloons shat.
Magus25
Should of worn his brown pants.
MidnightTacoTruck
Hey! Bear fucker! Do you need assistance?
whatwouldyousayyoudohere
Is the guy... with the ?
amiherenow23
This is the day i didnt get fired,but my job title did change 4 the worse.But would i do it again?Hell no,there is a job worse 4 me if i do.
cyrusjoneslivedforever
Where's the video of the bear and guy scaring each other around the corner?
Treblaine
You're not supposed to run from predators that have a chasing instinct.
agalgonzalez2000
Good god! Way to cause a stroke.
MetalElephant
Advice
urnbeth
v
ssmmartin795772
Its amazing that adults still run when we are taught not to do that....sigh
toogoodtomiss
He should have backed away slowly while his partner videotaped and talked softly to him.
CaspianQuix
White hats, amirite?
Muskie4242
Hahaha, real busy keeping a shovel from falling over
PlaceHolderTitle
Not a single sticker on it
MemeLandLord
Is that even a real bear?
TheDustyOne
Don't know, send in the bear fucker.
tarataqa
Did someone call me?
Do you need assistance?
Bearfucker... do you need assistance?
maximothedestroyer
Lucky no one shot the bear.
gypsysky2412
bobthebob1
AkiroTea
I thought the near was real and just got up on two legs in mockery of the guy running away ?
BeccsAnderson
Should have worn the brown pants.
NursePaulFlowers
For some reason my mind does not associate bears with danger. Though I've never seen one up close.
DaveTheScientist
Most of the time they're harmless and run away. But sometimes they will literally year you into pieces and eat you. They can run insanely
fast, they can smell you from miles away, and they are dextrous enough to open car doors. So a bit of Russian roulette.
Don't worry- if you run into one in the wild, your instincts will kick in
NameyMcUserFace
Always thought the same thing, then ran into one at Glacier National Park.. nearly shat myself. My heart has never raced faster in my life.
TopherBrinkEcho
Been very up close with Grizzly, Polar, Black, Sun, & Sloth bears. All are way bigger than you think and truly intimidating creatures
staticshock7
Sloth bears?
From the Indian continent. Google them, super cute faces!!
freckledkink
I was driving down a country road and saw a mama black bear and her 2 cubs on the side. She was pretty big. No one believed me (since they
Hadn't been seen around here for a long time) until one wandered into the park several years later.
I'm pretty sure I know what a big black bear looks like. Especially when it's just standing there.
ijustwantedtobeabletoseepornonheredammit
All I remember is my cat chasing them out of our yard. So...eh. Lol.
JoshuaNorton
The only one I have encountered in the wild was just as scared of me but, he shook the ground as he ran off.....
FireCrotchSingleMaltScotch
They can get BIG. Dive into YouTube a bit sometime, they're terrifying.
luingiorno
what are you looking at from up here? meh, booooring
AaronD1987
Ran into one on a run in the American River Canyon and I scared the poor thing bad enough to have it jump down a hill. Huge and scary though
Dude, if it was starving and heard you...
hippopoopamoose
They can be intimidating, but moose are far more aggressive.
Those too! Im from a city but an avid skier who goes to Maine constantly. Still never saw a bear or moose
navagon
See this? This is a good prank. Not damaging someone's property or hurting them. Shit like this is how it's done.
CptRobotNinja
Eeeeeexactly. People that understand what a prank actually is
craftinscrap
Coulda pulled a hammie
Breezier
*bats u with a 2x4 in the skull* ITS A PRANK BRO
smeagolTheSeagul
I'd much rather you damage my property than my pride. Property can be fixed/replaced but my pride is fragile.
How about if that guy had a heart attack? Not so funny then. It's a cruel, juvenile trick.
muffymuffmuff
Unless you have a heart condition.
Athenawins
the guy fell might hurt himself pretty bad
AtmaDarkwolf
except tomorrow its a real bear and the guy is like 'Oh FUCK OFF Frank' and smacks him with his little clip board.
romansfury
No, it isn't
Soufange
I... watches this 3 times before realizing that was not a bear
Toxiclikeahemlocksip
Only thing it hurt was that dudes pants.
hawks88
This could have ended badly
nemobla
Not sure, pretty sure he needs new underwear
SaltCollector
We really don't need this comment on every prank post, when was the last time your saw you an assault"prank" video on Imgur?
delaney731
Until the guy runs back with his shotty
BrownAppShaper
It was, until you found a way to bitch about something
WeaponizedJerk
I once had someone try to argue to me that it’s a horrible joke because he could have shot the prankster dead.
Woestkonijn
Maybe pay him a new pair of pants.
MandrewJackson
I agree. Though I think the best pranks make the pranker look like an idiot, not the prankee.
Groogruxx
Unless the guy running is getting a rifle. Fucking die Dave...I mean terrifying bear
Fluckers
I dunno, he fell over and I've gotten a stitch from laughing so hard.
majorcovert
Might have damaged his pants
Stntmx
The victim has quite a fall there at the end. Hilarious.
timmy26
All good until you give someone a heart attack or
MarsVtron
an erection?
Well........ I really don’t know what to say
You can say "Bear fucker, do you need assistance?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLmQTIS9Rv4
wordforager
I dunno, looks like a pretty hard fall.
shawnthor
Ever fell like that whilst running full speed with full pants? It hurts
aface62
Until you get shot.
A person’s chance of incurring serious injury from a charging grizzly doubles when bullets are fired versus when bear pepper spray is used.
gsn1a2a3b
There are records of law enforcement up in Alaska taking out brown bears w/ a .45acp. I dont endorse shooting any animals but knowledge.
amipsycho
tell that to the guy with a gun being chased by a bear
FriskyDing0
It is indeed a little known fact that bears hate spicy food.
Immutablespellingderp
Unless you bear spray yourself in the face. Pesky wind and all.
TheRicM
upcountrycare
It's why he started to do the jumping jacks!
lordyhalvey
Good way to get shot.
markmaestri9
I'll second that
AdnanFox
Only in Murica, though.
MeshHatMafia
I was taught to remove the sights from my firearm so it doesn’t hurt so bad when the bear decides to shove it up your ass
grandmathinksimsatan
If someone is shooting at a charging bear with a pistol you better be the one running ahead of him
kah929
I mean, a s&w500, 50AE or .460 would probably help
upsidedownhead
Why does it always come back to getting shot with you guys?
Cause I have bear on my property up north and carry a 44mag.
Sounds like everyone in the US has a property up north with a bear problem.
Probably. Lol. Just prepared.
I can hear the American accent in this comment.
I like this comment because it reminds me that all the different American accents sound the same to some other cultures.
Like, to me, there are 4 different southern accents. Bayou, Texas, Georgia/Carolina and Tennissee.
There are several midwestern accents. Several west coast accents. Boston, NYC, and the rest of the north east...
There's a heartland accent... man... like every 3rd state has it's own accent...
IAmTheBadW01f
Maine kinda has its own thing going on too
redstang1
As opposed to what? European-eaten-by-a-bear accent?
LeoSalt
Nope. European safe from gunshots accent, and with a bear in the wild aswell
Well isn't that cute...
BSwann
Nah we killed all ours centuries ago without pussy guns
If I'm going to get shot, I would love it to be a pussy gun.
What kind of a thoughtless and stupid comment....?
Pray tell which part?
DemetrisMavros
Best bear prank,i always lough.
ShiftingPattern
"Confuse don't abuse" is my rule, but honestly between that trip and heart attack/pants ruining potential this is pretty close to the line.
DippinDerps
That poor guy. . . . He's never going to get those streak outta his drawers lol
hawkhandsaw
Nothing is funny if someone could get hurt. The poor guy could have had a heart attack.
GreenMountainFalls
/a/MnLixpG
firstnamelastname6192
Come here i want a hug.
LeauVixen
I could never run that fast
wandergeist
Neither could he, until just then.
FriendlyNeighbourhoodCanadian
Regardless a real bear will be faster.
ErnAyaHouTX
Haha, that’s messed up!
wazscience
i dont know if a bear shits in the woods, but that guy just shit his pants
nothebees
Guys, who shat my pants?!
womblemessiah
When he gets home and his wife asks why he's filthy......."remember Dave from the works BBQ? He was wearing his bear suit again...."
MeatVegetable
This looks like a workcamp and it's really fucking old, so he won't get home for days since they usually live on site during their shift.
EricksonOle
Pantaloons shat.
Magus25
Should of worn his brown pants.
MidnightTacoTruck
Hey! Bear fucker! Do you need assistance?
whatwouldyousayyoudohere
Is the guy... with the ?
amiherenow23
This is the day i didnt get fired,but my job title did change 4 the worse.But would i do it again?Hell no,there is a job worse 4 me if i do.
cyrusjoneslivedforever
Where's the video of the bear and guy scaring each other around the corner?
Treblaine
You're not supposed to run from predators that have a chasing instinct.
agalgonzalez2000
Good god! Way to cause a stroke.
MetalElephant
Advice
urnbeth
ssmmartin795772
Its amazing that adults still run when we are taught not to do that....sigh
toogoodtomiss
He should have backed away slowly while his partner videotaped and talked softly to him.
CaspianQuix
White hats, amirite?
Muskie4242
Hahaha, real busy keeping a shovel from falling over
PlaceHolderTitle
Not a single sticker on it
MemeLandLord
Is that even a real bear?
TheDustyOne
Don't know, send in the bear fucker.
tarataqa
Did someone call me?
TheDustyOne
Do you need assistance?
MemeLandLord
TheDustyOne
Bearfucker... do you need assistance?
maximothedestroyer
Lucky no one shot the bear.
gypsysky2412
bobthebob1
AkiroTea
I thought the near was real and just got up on two legs in mockery of the guy running away ?
BeccsAnderson
Should have worn the brown pants.
NursePaulFlowers
For some reason my mind does not associate bears with danger. Though I've never seen one up close.
DaveTheScientist
Most of the time they're harmless and run away. But sometimes they will literally year you into pieces and eat you. They can run insanely
DaveTheScientist
fast, they can smell you from miles away, and they are dextrous enough to open car doors. So a bit of Russian roulette.
cyrusjoneslivedforever
Don't worry- if you run into one in the wild, your instincts will kick in
NameyMcUserFace
Always thought the same thing, then ran into one at Glacier National Park.. nearly shat myself. My heart has never raced faster in my life.
TopherBrinkEcho
Been very up close with Grizzly, Polar, Black, Sun, & Sloth bears. All are way bigger than you think and truly intimidating creatures
staticshock7
Sloth bears?
TopherBrinkEcho
From the Indian continent. Google them, super cute faces!!
freckledkink
I was driving down a country road and saw a mama black bear and her 2 cubs on the side. She was pretty big. No one believed me (since they
freckledkink
Hadn't been seen around here for a long time) until one wandered into the park several years later.
freckledkink
I'm pretty sure I know what a big black bear looks like. Especially when it's just standing there.
ijustwantedtobeabletoseepornonheredammit
All I remember is my cat chasing them out of our yard. So...eh. Lol.
JoshuaNorton
The only one I have encountered in the wild was just as scared of me but, he shook the ground as he ran off.....
FireCrotchSingleMaltScotch
luingiorno
what are you looking at from up here? meh, booooring
AaronD1987
Ran into one on a run in the American River Canyon and I scared the poor thing bad enough to have it jump down a hill. Huge and scary though
NursePaulFlowers
Dude, if it was starving and heard you...
hippopoopamoose
They can be intimidating, but moose are far more aggressive.
NursePaulFlowers
Those too! Im from a city but an avid skier who goes to Maine constantly. Still never saw a bear or moose
navagon
See this? This is a good prank. Not damaging someone's property or hurting them. Shit like this is how it's done.
CptRobotNinja
Eeeeeexactly. People that understand what a prank actually is
craftinscrap
Coulda pulled a hammie
Breezier
*bats u with a 2x4 in the skull* ITS A PRANK BRO
smeagolTheSeagul
I'd much rather you damage my property than my pride. Property can be fixed/replaced but my pride is fragile.
hawkhandsaw
How about if that guy had a heart attack? Not so funny then. It's a cruel, juvenile trick.
muffymuffmuff
Unless you have a heart condition.
Athenawins
the guy fell might hurt himself pretty bad
AtmaDarkwolf
except tomorrow its a real bear and the guy is like 'Oh FUCK OFF Frank' and smacks him with his little clip board.
romansfury
No, it isn't
Soufange
I... watches this 3 times before realizing that was not a bear
Toxiclikeahemlocksip
Only thing it hurt was that dudes pants.
hawks88
This could have ended badly
nemobla
Not sure, pretty sure he needs new underwear
SaltCollector
We really don't need this comment on every prank post, when was the last time your saw you an assault"prank" video on Imgur?
delaney731
Until the guy runs back with his shotty
BrownAppShaper
It was, until you found a way to bitch about something
WeaponizedJerk
I once had someone try to argue to me that it’s a horrible joke because he could have shot the prankster dead.
Woestkonijn
Maybe pay him a new pair of pants.
MandrewJackson
I agree. Though I think the best pranks make the pranker look like an idiot, not the prankee.
Groogruxx
Unless the guy running is getting a rifle. Fucking die Dave...I mean terrifying bear
Fluckers
I dunno, he fell over and I've gotten a stitch from laughing so hard.
majorcovert
Might have damaged his pants
Stntmx
The victim has quite a fall there at the end. Hilarious.
timmy26
All good until you give someone a heart attack or
MarsVtron
an erection?
timmy26
Well........ I really don’t know what to say
MarsVtron
You can say "Bear fucker, do you need assistance?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLmQTIS9Rv4
wordforager
I dunno, looks like a pretty hard fall.
shawnthor
Ever fell like that whilst running full speed with full pants? It hurts
aface62
Until you get shot.
MarsVtron
A person’s chance of incurring serious injury from a charging grizzly doubles when bullets are fired versus when bear pepper spray is used.
gsn1a2a3b
There are records of law enforcement up in Alaska taking out brown bears w/ a .45acp. I dont endorse shooting any animals but knowledge.
amipsycho
tell that to the guy with a gun being chased by a bear
FriskyDing0
It is indeed a little known fact that bears hate spicy food.
Immutablespellingderp
Unless you bear spray yourself in the face. Pesky wind and all.
TheRicM
upcountrycare
It's why he started to do the jumping jacks!
lordyhalvey
Good way to get shot.
markmaestri9
I'll second that
AdnanFox
Only in Murica, though.
MeshHatMafia
I was taught to remove the sights from my firearm so it doesn’t hurt so bad when the bear decides to shove it up your ass
grandmathinksimsatan
If someone is shooting at a charging bear with a pistol you better be the one running ahead of him
kah929
I mean, a s&w500, 50AE or .460 would probably help
upsidedownhead
Why does it always come back to getting shot with you guys?
lordyhalvey
Cause I have bear on my property up north and carry a 44mag.
upsidedownhead
Sounds like everyone in the US has a property up north with a bear problem.
lordyhalvey
Probably. Lol. Just prepared.
MarsVtron
I can hear the American accent in this comment.
Muskie4242
I like this comment because it reminds me that all the different American accents sound the same to some other cultures.
Muskie4242
Like, to me, there are 4 different southern accents. Bayou, Texas, Georgia/Carolina and Tennissee.
Muskie4242
There are several midwestern accents. Several west coast accents. Boston, NYC, and the rest of the north east...
Muskie4242
There's a heartland accent... man... like every 3rd state has it's own accent...
IAmTheBadW01f
Maine kinda has its own thing going on too
redstang1
As opposed to what? European-eaten-by-a-bear accent?
MarsVtron
LeoSalt
Nope. European safe from gunshots accent, and with a bear in the wild aswell
Muskie4242
Well isn't that cute...
BSwann
Nah we killed all ours centuries ago without pussy guns
redstang1
If I'm going to get shot, I would love it to be a pussy gun.
Muskie4242
What kind of a thoughtless and stupid comment....?
BSwann
Pray tell which part?