AllINeedIsHockeyAndPasta
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Simpsons Tax
Let me know if you would like more :)
Whats everyone's favourite team!?
Part 1: http://imgur.com/gallery/K5Zfb
Part 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/KwEpY
Part 4: http://imgur.com/gallery/dLbeQ
Part 6: Trash Talk Edition http://imgur.com/gallery/uHfWr
Maybe I'll show you guys my first Goalie picture from when I was like 6.
illtellyouwhenivehadenoughfuckboi
the BUTT CHECK
Mandogus
+1 for the Boston pride female hockey.
HailBaconOurLordAndMaster
As a Canadian, I approve this message.
falalaa
Fleury is a special person.
MikeyTheHero
Sliding into your PM's like #24
LordXeen
Marc Andre Fleury is an adorable person
BaseballHugGuy
The bottle police... That was so funny. Bertuzzi you old bastard
waterHeatedByPhotosynthesis
"Goalies are weird."
FapBrannigan
nursebekah
Marc Andre is a treasure.
pariahmatt
When Tanger was injured ((((( http://25.media.tumblr.com/752a6e2f0e1073aca335b8a197a5ebe7/tumblr_mjxu1q6X6F1r6nmfho1_500.gif
LemmingAttack
We all have different hockey allegiances, but I don't hate any of you. Except Boston fans. Fuck you guys.
MaverickEsq
Flyers fans can suck a dick as well. Apart from that its all hugs.
AHornyRhino
Most Philadelphia fans of any team are cunts.
SubtextSailor
I enjoyed these, no idea what's going on, but I enjoyed them anyway.
Kade974
You should do a Part 4 and get fights or crazy rivalrie moments like Pens vs Flyers. @op
GodofBacon
Flyer. S anyone gives good fights. Hell the flyer have had a full team fight before the game had started. People weren't even dressed.
Flyersfan315
I'm relevant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AllINeedIsHockeyAndPasta
I will try :D
ausersnameisaryastark
Don't forget Dan cloutier from the Rangers challenging the entire islander bench after beating the crap out of their goalie
pdog109
Senators vs Flyers 2004, epic brawl
onlymemesnow
Don't forget when goalies score: http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/7-23-2015/ifZXCC.gif
SilmarillionWasAWESOME
Can they do that? Is it legal? Isn't icing a thing.. not being allowed to shoot the puck further away than one zone.. ish?
onlymemesnow
Icing occurs when a player shoots the puck across the center line and the other team's goal line w/o the puck going through the crease.
onlymemesnow
So if the shot is a goal, icing doesn't apply. Good question tho.
B1ackGinger
No Bryzgolav interviews?
OgiesOgilthorpe
My user name is hardly relevant, +1 when it is
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
This post needs more Braden Holtby spraying his magnificent mane
PoolOrAPond
So glad he didn't include Holtby getting his ass beat by Emery though
RinnelSpinel
In our house he is known as fancy face.
creativityisabitch
This, I so agree with this
lexiconbud
"What are you? The bottle police" Canadian savage af
tdTomato
Always upvote hockey! And favorite the goalies <3
jayp18
You gotta love flower (fluery)
iospace
Goalies are a special breed of crazy.
OgiesOgilthorpe
They are weird creatures
bevme
They're so at home on the ice. They almost swim in it.
delijohn
I have been told i am "mentally unique enough" to be a tender *fury voice* best job i ever had
RobOttman
"Two rules, man: Stay away from my fuckin' percocets and do you have any fucking percocets, man?"
Sqrrlslayer
I understood that reference!
AFlyingSlapToTheFace
There's something about wearing that big-ass suit that makes you feel childish.
Jokesterwild
They remind me of cats.
AllINeedIsHockeyAndPasta
Yes, yes we are
BuckeyeBTH
As I always say, There is something noble in the sacrifice of one's body and mind to ensure team glory. I love my bruises :D
butteredtoast789
most rewarding position though! ill never forget my time on the ice
ridefree
Agreed. No other sport was as rewarding as hockey-being a goalie made it even better.
madmattz
Greatest sport there is.
Paul567
Goalie fights are the best fights.
nursebekah
Brent Johnson had a sweet one with the Penguins a few years back...handing out naps.
NotTheRealNPH
Please sir may I have some more?
Dolphonkey
I always upvote hockey. But you missed my favorite one:
ReturnofthePLK
Yessssss called it
TheShire
Keep your head up!
iospace
I remember when he did something like that in the Playoffs when he was still on the Sabres.
ReturnofthePLK
Without looking - Gaborik and Hasek?
Dolphonkey
Ding ding ding!
Niqlz
So is that legal?
FBISurveillanceVan161
Not that I'm aware of. It doesn't look like he had the intent to just play the puck, which would have been his saving grace.
Dolphonkey
Not sure. I just asked @FBISurveillanceVan161 since he was in a similar situation as a goalie (see above comment in this thread)
FBISurveillanceVan161
She, but I'd say not legal ;)
AllINeedIsHockeyAndPasta
Haha oh my God. This will be in my next post
Dolphonkey
Awesome! Keep doing the lord's work!
OfficerFuckinFancyPants
You also forget the funniest clip of a goalie. Brzgalov saying "It's only a game why do you have to be so mad"
Dolphonkey
It's Brzness time!
FBISurveillanceVan161
Oooh I did that once and snapped the other player's collarbone in half. I felt a little bad, but hey! made the save.
Dolphonkey
Yikes o_O Question--Hasek got a penalty and in the vid the Wings announcers are beside themselves, claiming he was just cutting the angle &
Dolphonkey
that it was Gaborik's fault for not having his head up. Thoughts on that, since you've actually been there?
FBISurveillanceVan161
My situation was different since I just came out and covered the puck. Hasek kind of slide-tackled the puck and totally went for the guy's >
FBISurveillanceVan161
legs, which I would penalize the fuck out of if I were a ref. yes, he was cutting off the angle, but he wasn't primarily playing the puck.
butteredtoast789
i love goalies, i loved being a goalie. greatest thing ever!!
AllINeedIsHockeyAndPasta
:)
butteredtoast789
i should have taken a stab at going pro, idk i was thinking
AllINeedIsHockeyAndPasta
Go and live the dream!
butteredtoast789
missed that boat, damn near 30 and only ice time i have is beer league. never played for a school
AllINeedIsHockeyAndPasta
If you've missed it maybe go coach a kids league and help them become great?
Noracs
+1 for including Manon Rhéaume.
BusaIAm
Can you provide backstory? Because I have never heard of her and I'm disappointed I didn't:
Daffadoyle
She's the first woman to ever play in a NHL game, given they were preseason games
Sklrr
Still a significant achievement
Noracs
She sign a contract with the NHL team, the Tampa Bay lightning, first and only woman to do so. but only played in a pre-season game. (1/2)
Noracs
She was offered to pose nude for playboy, but declined. She has a Olympic silver medal and had a successful career in women's league. (2/2)
kittyclawz
Kari Lehtonen <3
RinnelSpinel
Kari "just sittin here" Lehtonen, I love how he does this practically everywhere.
kittyclawz
I think the NHL told him not to do that anymore :(
DerpinaSVK
Thank you for taking my recommendation :D love it. Glad you include Laco too. I'm Slovakian
AllINeedIsHockeyAndPasta
Thanks for giving me the idea :)
GodofBacon
Why the hell is this simple rule so hard to understand. STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING CREASE. Respect the goalie. Even the ref skated through.
Fishslayer
EVERY SINGLE GAME!!!!! goalies don't even want a full circle, they just where their small half-circle to themselves lol
Relicanth
they changed that rule to the point where it is a free for all basically. you used to just be able to follow the puck in.
GodofBacon
I realize it's not technically a rule in the NHL, but kind of an unspoken one that people just follow out of respect
patelphilia
I'm sad you didn't include a Patrick Roy crazy moment. But so glad you put in David Clarkson: Bottle Police
newarkitecture
No brodeur either...
TastesLikeBacon
"I'll buy you a new one!"
millertime059
I know! Like this: http://i.giphy.com/op4Zc5uBL25Us.gif
millertime059
Or this all time classic: http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/31132/chris-osgood-vs-patrick-roy-o.gif
chemed
And now he's our head coach!
shaun894
As someone not familiar with hockey, is that actually a thing blown out of proportion or just pure crazy
molestmymonkey
Probably just a heat of the moment kind of thing. Might have been part of an earlier escalation. Happens a lot between rival teams.
TraitorousTrump3
Craziest I ever saw was on Sports Science over the weekend. Peter Malarchuk getting his artery cut & spurting blood. Trainer was Vietnam vet
poopwindowofopportunity
Clint Malarchuk SRC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9VoI9O-Vb4