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Dead Horse: http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/05/18/313702510/the-play-of-the-game-watch-a-boy-win-over-a-girl-with-a-foul-ball
ChasinMyRotary
Upvote for such epically correct title.
secondcityguitars
Chick in the middle is hotter. Gifts to women get you nothing. Valuable life lesson learned.
HeWhoPours
Dude, that is even more baller than I originally thought.
Anonymouse2020
Wait, but actually? This kid should go into Finance.
LipSlideMyRail
It bugs me, but I wish he had given it to his friend instead of the girl.
ImAWolfPackof3
This kid is my new hero.
englishdoyouspeakitmotherfucker
That kid that won over the girl by giving her a foul ball? Yeah, about that..
fhqwhgus
Little dude is smooth.
YeahCommaGoFuckYourself
imnottherealshady
I watched this over and over and I cant get past the guy in the blue shirt, front row. He has very feminine gestures
DeeDoubleU
What's cooler than cool?
DeeDoubleU
ICE COLD!
Kluneberg
@conspiracytheories
TheDogCollector
When I grow up I want to be this smooth! Wait, I'm already grown up. FML.
cgon97c
How do you think this girl now feels cause I mean she might eventually see she got played
rjman101
This is no different than dating.
angelsmannequin
That guy in the red shirt knows what's happening.
WhyWouldIGoOutsideYouCanGetHitByACarOutThere
I think we found ourselves a new politician.
fulcrume
That can't be right--This kid's actually likable.
IWRITEEVERYTHINGINCAPS
IMMA GRAB YOUR OPINIONS MATES AND THEN IMMA GIVE YOU SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE WHAT YOU WANTED BUT REALLY STINKS LIKE SHIT. - POLITICIAN.
mongolmatt
Businessman, the girl is the politician.
mcquintrix
Vote For Glove
NotSoDarkKnight
Glove is love. Glove is life.
kerms
That's aiming a little high. I see him more as a used car salesman.
BigBoyQ
This kid is going places
fitzophrenic
BOSS. AS. FUCK.
ComfortMisha
That URL though.
KFizzle
WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE ALL THE UPVOTES!!
englishdoyouspeakitmotherfucker
Brilliance. I didn't notice that. Although that surely indicates the impending arrival and upvoting by @razor10000
Todesjaeger00
Another guy gives away one of his balls to get the girl...sad
EdgarAllanPoo
This is actually pretty awesome ^_^
dolphinsaremyths
she got hustled so hard
krautinator2000
...gave that bitch a ball. Bitches love balls!
DJNilla
If she was a teacher he could have gotten laid...
TheNoGospels
If this was a Texas game. I am 95% sure I went to school with this girl. Asking her now. Will be back with results.
englishdoyouspeakitmotherfucker
Please advise.
TranceMan
Sneaky playa...Impress girls + Keep game ball. Brilliant
franklinthetanklin
It is possible he had caught one already, no?
asnakeman
It's possible, however he didn't.
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
Some guy caught two home runs at the dodgers/diamondbacks game on Saturday.
voltron7812
possible: yes, likely: not at all.
ArthurPhillipDent
if she thinks its a foul ball, doesn't that make it worth exactly the same as the foul ball?
RBBaker
In a word, yes.
ImJustTellingTheTruth
No. Go ask Pawn Stars.
ridetheshoopuf
So if a tree falls in an empty forest does it make a sound?
mcshady
Welcome to the wonderful world of counterfeiting!
msa011
Found the psychologist
silentrebel
It's the thought that counts right?
primorph
And this thought was a smooth, smooth lie.
welltheysay
I have Hank Aaron's 715 HR ball to sell you for the low low price of $100
NovemberBlue
Until she sees this, at least.
joker2814
I believe Stephen Colbert calls this principle "Truthniness."
TheFlyingHellfish
Phillip K. Dick addresses this concept of "historicity" quite in-depth in "The Man in the High Castle".
ChasinMyRotary
schrodinger's baseball, it's both the game ball and not the game ball. Wait...might be wrong reference, ehhh post anyway.
wobbu
real talk this is a big philosophical question and shit
ThunderAtHawaii
The placeball effect
Kabba
Only to her, and everyone who thinks it's tge real one.
Kabba
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yourbassist
when did this turn into Econ 101?
ButterfaceTaintClown
She's not impressed by the ball. She's impressed that young kid had already clocked her and (1)
ButterfaceTaintClown
Had the balls to reach out to her (2)
blaknwhitejungl
Yeah he's got a good clock and balls.
Konoton
But how are the Illuminati involved?
Pommo
These are the real questions.
jebbay
I believe he caught that first ball earlier in the game.
ImJustTellingTheTruth
It's true, but this kinda ruins it. It's better to think that he swindled her.
fluder
THANK YOU FOR FINALLY POINTING THIS OUT TO PEOPLE
TilliamWe
Yes, that's what I thought too.
ristakat
The one thrown to him by an actual player has more significance to it than one that he probably caught on his own
TheRicM
This kid's got some balls
Whitetiger7654
I see what you did there.
idk332
Well at least he knows that woman take half :P
EddieMcfork
Sadly he's already given one away at such a young age
TF2215
Lance Armstrong did plenty with only one