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Jan 1, 2017 8:14 PM
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hardbody7
Get it! That's what both are offering!
hxcmikey
As a Christian you deserve a nice hit chocolate and to jam some games. Got ya fam
Midbrain
A better font would be a start.
fudgeteddy
Spelled potassium wrong
1123somethingsomething
Why is no one mentioning the missing S?
wheresmymoneydenny
The funny thing is if there's a hell thats the kind of guy who's going to be there
grandfalloon
My understanding of Christianity is that we ALL deserve hell, but Jesus picked up the check.
FiveFingeredFistagon
All other central Asian countries have inferior potassium.
Plemeno
He's not peeling too well now, is he?
TotallyNotSarcastic
Well, need... I could probably use some vitamin a and d, too...
solomonsmall
Does he mean like potassium injection?!
HereticsAllOfYou
Only heretics single out certain people of deserving Hell. Turns out we all do. Catholic guilt is non-heretical guilt!
MrWoodhouse
They're both right.
KaJuN
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Dahliaisahedgehog
Potassium*
miserableprincess
Hey instead of trying to convert people to join our religion lets push them away by threatening an eternity of suffering if they don't.
UncomfortableAnswers
It's the compromise from how it used to be done by sacking cities and slaughtering villages.
postsshootoutofmybutt
Angry electrical tape letters. Really let the message sink it.
petresun
That man has a small penis. Not the banana guy.
ProfessorPepe
If you want people to consider your opinion on anything, not just religion, you shouldn't insult them or try to make them feel guilty.
Mrcoldeyes
This guy never read the bible. "Love your neighbor as you would yourself" unless its the IRS or politicians... :) hey, they aren't ppl!
IamNoOneToBeTrifledWith
"you deserve peanut butter, jelly, and a baseball bat!"
DuBFish
That's my colleges campus University of Maryland these people are ridiculous.
bjevilcat2
He also frequented my college George Mason in VA
ceramicpear
Finally, a banana for scale I can relate to.
tdurden420
I think Jesus spent more time advocating love rather than hate
iamoknowipromise
U right u right.
tomboslice85
Truth. These guys are not good representatives.
godlessheathen702
You deserve a middle finger!
gobobafo
Is this at the university of maryland college park? I swear ive seen this man before.
wastedwarrior
Is that George Mason University?
Hiphopopotms
K
UnexpectedBrilliance
Now I want a banana costume
dolphindreamsandsatan
Nice
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
areyoudisturbedyet
TryingNotToComment
boredinmathclass
Nice joke. You failed, though. Sorry about that.
TryingNotToComment
At least someone got it
boredinmathclass
Was talking about your username. Stay strong, buddy.
Daintylu
That man must be tiny
elppapple
His dick certainly is
muahahahahaha
That's why they wait until marriage for sex, so the girl can't back out
doombuddy
And then their dad would beat them with jumper cables
Queenofspiders
I got that reference
howdoeyeballsdo
I didnt
whataboutdogtax
Those folk are such an embodiment of Christ. Riiiiiiiiiight.
kiwiflavored
Their Jesus told entire cities they'd go to hell & receive a worse treatment than the citizens of Sodom (Matt.11:21-24).All because they 1/2
kiwiflavored
didn't play along with his antics and refused to "repent". Guy was batshit, just like his followers. But that goes for all religion founders
kiwiflavored
J.also promised his angels would burn dissenters in ovens upon his return (Matt.13:41-42).Maybe he already did return as an Austrian painter
toxcrusadr
That's complete BS my friend.
kiwiflavored
Go look it up. "thou, Capernaum...shalt be brought down to hell... it shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom in the day of judgment"
kiwiflavored
Just because you don't like me pointing something out doesn't mean it's not in the bible.How about you actually read your holy book for once
toxcrusadr
Sorry, I am not going to debate theology with someone who states up front they think it is batshit.