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When their best friend comes home after 6mos - Dogs
When their best friend comes home after 6 mos - Cat
Taking a bath for a dog
Taking a bath for a cat
Dogs and car rides
Cats and car rides
Rubbing a dog's belly
Rubbing a cat's belly
How dog kisses work
How cat kisses work
How dogs interact with their own species
How cats interact with their own species
When a dog wants your attention
When a cat wants your attention
Petting a dog
Petting a cat
Dog's favorite toy
Cat's favorite toy
Dogs hanging out
Cats hanging out
Dogs playing under covers
Cats attacking covers
Essentially ... dogs
Aaaand ... cats
malaroo
My cats all freak the hell out when I come home and scream at me until I pick them up and hug the shit out of them for 10 minutes.
VoteTurdSandwich
Would still rather have a cat.
DiscomfortZone
That last .gif...
MrsZbornak
when i was deployed and i would skype with my husband. my cats would all go near the computer and look for me cause they hear my voice
axolotls
OP is a dog
PeanutBuddahJelly
Still a cat person.
ParasiticTwin
I like cats
filthyNorwegian
Sure dogs make more pleasant companions but lets not forget that they need ALLOT more care and attention than cats, almost like babies.
Thesinlesssinner
I still love both equally.
squiertx
Send me to Hell. Dogs are Down Syndrome kids (smile easily and trusting) and cats Autistic (issues w/personal space and changes in routine)
thepassionatepassionatenightman
http://www.amazon.com/All-Cats-Have-Asperger-Syndrome/dp/18">4814">http://www.amazon.com/All-Cats-Have-Asperger-Syndrome/dp/1843104814 and http://www.amazon.com/Dogs-Have-ADHD-Kathy-Hoopmann/dp/1843106515
nepomuki
I'm gonna send you to +1 because that's so right...
JesusVEVO
I still love cats.
girlfromthenorthcountry
What kind of dog is that in the car? I need to know so I can procure one as hastily as possible.
WhileYouSleepIDestroyYourWorld
It looks like a Pomeranian.
trob749
Dogs are great but this is horribly unrepresentative of how awesome cats can be
ImTheDude43
A most excellent post
AzerilPridham
My hamster's idea of hanging out is pressing retur (enter) and clicking the mouse til a song she likes comes on ._.
aDORYble
Cats are still awesome.
countcasimir
Oh look all the reasons I'm a cat person
OolonColuphid
I still like cats better. Dogs are ok though.
plebix
+1 to the dogs.
pmmedemboobies
This is like the Apple vs PC argument. Yes they're in the same category, but they fulfill different niches and comparing them is pointless.
ILikeToSayFuckALot
That's brilliant
SuperAwesomeUsernameMyMomGaveMe
Yeah it's Friday! Don't make me call Rebecca..
NotAmused1001
AcousticGstring
this isn't a "which is better" debate, its poking fun at the DIFFERENCES between the two ... lighten up...IT'S FRIDAY!
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Samdee
ME-OW!
Samdee
I know! I can't believe how many people are taking this as a personal affront. It's kitties and puppies - dey bof cray.
LaFilleDuBasCanada
I still prefer cats, but +1 for nice try!
LadyWidebottom
I'm a cat person, but when I see a good dog, I'll be reduced to a mess of "WHO'S A GOOD BOY? YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!"
buttalips
I don't think OP was trying to sway your preference, but rather to bring humor to how dogs and cats are commonly thought to act like.
skelekittycat
I'd never own a dog again. My cats love me, but they know how to take care of themselves, and I'll take a purring cat any day.
f14tomdog2
Im sorry, u seem to be mistaken, it isn't u they love, it is the warmth u create, and the food you give them. Cats are too evil and useless.
Rezol
And this is why I like cats. I wouldn't stand having a dog, they're too social.
SuperAwesomeUsernameMyMomGaveMe
I don't believe I have seen a more accurate post. Take my upvote.
NorthernSnow
no, take mine
faiora
TIL my cat is actually a dog.
piggypiglet
The rear 'nope' section on cats is wrong - they love it but you have to whack them...
MrStink
Some dogs will bite you in the face if you rub the stomach wrong. Happened to me when I was a kid. Still like dogs, but fuck that one.
AcousticGstring
For the record, i love both cats AND dogs BECAUSE they are so different from each other.
ninmonkey
Actually my cat comes running when I get home.
SuperAwesomeUsernameMyMomGaveMe
I love them both as well. Thanks for making me smile today op :)
AcousticGstring
aww you are very welcome!
Tofutoshi
I don't believe I have seen a more biased post. Like what you will, but this is like showing cats at their worst and dogs at their best.
SuperAwesomeUsernameMyMomGaveMe
Did it make you smile? Yes? Okay good.
Tofutoshi
The point was that the comparisons were off. Wouldn't mind just seeing them both compared as happy animals. <_<
fiendishkitty
Yeah, I'd like to see a more true to the point cats & dogs post honestly :P
DDB2020
Exaaaaaaactly!
BSGTalic
But... But... Kittens!
RelevantForOnce
I've seen that video and the sound is key. But I don't have the link.
natrocarbonatite
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130822030846/creepypasta/images/a/a3/Golden-retriever-puppies.jpg
alepman
That's how brainwash us
LiTMac
THAT'S NOT A JPG!!!!!!!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
RobotBeardThePirate
My cat actually LIKES to have his belly rubbed... i think there may be something wrong with him
MrProsser42
I think some people must rub their cats incorrectly. My cats all loved it, and I rub the bellies of random cats I encounter all of the time.
ninmonkey
Mine likes it too, is yours a male too?
RobotBeardThePirate
Yea he's an orange tabby... must be a guy thing my girl cat hates to get her stomach rubbed =/
ninmonkey
It does seem to be a male thing. Perhaps it's nipple related.
solstrae
I've had cats who give me kisses like dogs, love having their tummies pet, and ones that went nuts with joy when I visited after a year.
driveslikejamesmay
Friends say my cat "acts like a dog." He's very sociable even with strangers and loves having his tummy rubbed.
Anthropomorphick
I have a dog that hates car rides, hates bathing and hates toys that we buy him. Are.. are our animals.. eachother?
sunhawk
I think you just got a funny-looking dog.
DependingOnTheStreet
My parents old cat wouldn't leave my side for days on end when I'd visit from university. My current cat does the same when I home from 1/2
DependingOnTheStreet
work. Although I think he is just sucking up to me to get some wet food from me 2/2
akerendova
My dogs have NEVER looked that happy at bath time. Also, there should be far more blood in the cat pictures to be accurate.
ninjoriousbasterd
Have you ever owned a cat?
akerendova
Yep. I have two right now.
bwk2421
Dog bath time is my only beef with this post. Mine looks at me like I'm dropping her into lava.
akerendova
Exactly! With those huge eyes of betrayal and pain. You would think the water hurt.
LadyWidebottom
My dog hates water, she hides for hours after we wash her, because she thinks she's being punished for something AWFUL.
KnotsInMyRope
When a cat wants your attention: http://www.catster.com/files/cat-butts-the-Original-Turtle.jpg
sportysportysportysportssportssportssports
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TheAmazingAlyse
After I clicked on it: http://unleashthefanboy.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/I-dont-know-what-I-expected.gif
quantacostacerveza
WOOOOOW! NSFW dude!!!
swooper
When my cat does that I blow on her asshole. She doesn't like that so she turns away :P
thedildofarmer
ew haha
icangetyouatoebythreeoclockthisafternoonwithnailpolish
hahahahahahahahahaha
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KnotsInMyRope
awwww
buttalips
This is absolutely precious.
MrPredator
Gah! I didn't need to see the eye of Sauron.
imnotthedoctor
Did you look up cat asses or did you already have that on file?
C8H10N4O2addict
....no answer still.
MetalandCats
See, I always get so confused when I see the whole "cat's hate belly rubs." I've had five cats in my life and all five love belly rubs.
Flyndaran
Depends on the cat and the way they're lying. Many times it's a sign of trust not a request.
MrProsser42
Indeed. Maybe people rub cats differently than I do, but all of my cats loved to lie on there back and have me rub their bellies.
BonjourTristesse
All the cats I've met and cared for are the same, when they are young they tend to like to play with you though and that can leave some claw
DependingOnTheStreet
My cat fricking loves belly rubs. He'll jump on the sofa, roll on his back and meow at me until I rub his belly
sanguinecupcake
My old cat was nuts for belly rubs and loved them. My other cat loves them too, but I can't just START off with the belly rub.
JarryS88
depends on breed
LonLonRanchDressing
my cousins cat basically lies on the ground and begs for one and when you do it for like 1 second she's like "kay thats enough. bye"
DawnsRose
My cat shows off his fluffy tummy to lure us in... but in reality he wants his head scratched. He gets up if I don't switch to the head.
balthcat
My cats both hated it from predegonadification. I've had to slowly convince one it's OK, and the other has yet to succumb.
TheOneAndOnlyLump
Depends on the cat. I've had both kinds. The one I have now is like turning on the garbage disposal with your hand in it.
LadyWidebottom
Cats usually only hate belly rubs if they have a sore spot in the area that you've gotten too close to.
sheepie1122
My cat will maul the fucking shit out of you and your ancestors if you even think of his belly.
MetalandCats
i posted this 2 years ago, whoa
sheepie1122
random mode is love.
MoparGoVroomVroom
My cat RUNS to me when I get home...
ExaltedFemShep
Same! And then she flops on her back for belly rubs!
jayar1st
Don't lie.
purplemango
mine does too... but she's hungry. :)
FaceOfBeaux
And my dog barely lifts her head in response to us coming home...
noxdracoria
My friends tell me my cats aren't real cats cuz they are as friendly as dogs even to strangers.. Cats : raising them right *bro fist*
SgtLemming
I've just gotten home from 4 days away for work, My cat was waiting for me at the end of the driveway and meowing her head off and purring.
Wherewasthelastplaceyousawit
...when it's hungry.
fuzystar
Same. He demands me to sit down and he hugs me. His arms around me. And will sit like that for an hour if he can.
WeAreTheNewRomans
So does mine. Getting a little tired of that myth...
Mammot27
Mine meets me at the start of the drive way and follows me to the house.
stfu
Mine too. Also sometimes she's in my room with the door closed and knows when I come home and will meow til I come see her.
ElSenorFluffybutt
MY cat walks me to the bus every morning (that's 1200m ). I upvote for the cats!!!
TimothyCrenshaw
Leave food out for it when you go!
necronic
Same. My cat usually greets me with a meow more than my dog
stardy
mine follows me around til i get to my comp chair and meows like hurry up so i can cuddle
stardy
they also wait outside the bathroom door for cuddles in the morning before work
Neenaabee
my cat would just come down the stairs, make sure it was us, then glare at us as we removed our shoes.
sueca
So does mine! And he want instant cuddles for half an hour.
MimicOctopi
So do mine, but it's only after a night at work and they're hungry.
malakim
Only because she's hungry and you're her can-opening slave
Magmos
A cats love isn't an easy thing to earn, but when your cats truly loves you, it's a beautiful thing. A beautiful, fluffy, and curious thing.
eplenektar
As did my cat.. Overjoyed little fucker!
Silvarus
My cat, Patches, that lives at my dad's house is old as fuck, like 20 years, and when I go over she follows me around the whole time.
TheSadCafe
Yep! Our cat sits in the window watching for us then runs to the door when we come in. He sleeps next to us in bed, too!
BluLuna
Mine sits at the top of the stairs with huge eyes and only runs to us as soon as they're sure it's us.
ninmonkey
She's efficient.
NatKingCobra
Mine follows me from room to room until he gets a cuddle.
ScarrietTheSpider
Mine greets me at the door!
totallyawesomesweetalabamaliquidsnake
Mine run to me and then spend 5 minutes telling me about their day. lol Or so I imagine. They're both rather chatty, though.
totallyawesomesweetalabamaliquidsnake
And my girl cat is a belly rub fiend. And has the loudest purr of any cat I've ever heard and I've had at least two cats since I was born.
totallyawesomesweetalabamaliquidsnake
Cats can be pretty awesome if you get the right one. I've had asshat cats, but I've had amazing ones too.
ThunderBreaker
feed it more than once in a while...
fbt2lurker
Yep. My flatmate's cat becomes really nervous every time she's not around, even if she's just away for work. Especially if she's late.
fbt2lurker
Or goes out when she's not supposed to.
oceanaka
my cat use to run down the driveway to greet me when i got home
beezelbubbles
If my husband is late getting home from work, our more neurotic cat sits in the front window and cries.
bandito1578
Mine, too! He starts meowing the second he hears the key in the lock, and rolls around on the floor as soon as I walk in.
JaejoongsMine
My cat is a VERY calm cat, but when he starts to play it is hilarious xD
bababanana
my cats greet me at the door and when I get up in the morning. I feel like they are giving me a detailed report or missed cat events. lol
Flinkle
Yep! None of my three cats are aloof at ALL. I've owned a couple of aloof ones, but they are definitely not all that way.
Evellia
Mine runs to the bed and mews till I sit/lay down on it and pet her, then she headbutts me to death.
Jenova26
Kitty headbutts make me want to be a better person
KaizerKilborn
My cat always finds me when I walk through the door to say hello.
skelekittycat
But people who hate cats just seem to see them as claws and indifference. So many of my friends thought that way, until they met my boys.
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LordXeras
It's almost as if *Gasp* each and every cat is different in its thoughts, wants and behaviour!
jennsaysrawr
Mine are usually waiting by the door :)
bobisfun321
mine too
GeeUknit
When my brother moved out, our cat at the time spent ages meowing at his room door because we were having dinner and he wasn't there
DoctorMew
:(
peoniesinkittylitter
So sweet! And yet sad for the little kitty
jenownz
...the feels :<
Flyndaran
My GF says that our cat Shia does that when I leave for a single hour to go to the store. But acts nonchalant when I get back.
GeeUknit
That cat kept it up for weeks, especially at times we had always been together, like sunday breakfast. Just kept searching for him, wailing
AnnaBlaze
Aww that's so sad :(
valanthos
My cat apparently waited at the window of my bedroom for weeks after I left for university and lost a lot of weight as it stopped eating.
peoniesinkittylitter
Aww!
angelmercury
Cats mourn and are one of the only animals who will willingly starve themselves.
Monarchist
Makes me think back to the dog that still waits by his masters grave everyday after they died in an accident (cant remember the details)
LongUsernamesAreCoolUpToaCertainPointWhichIHaveAlreadyPassed
If you perhaps mean "frozen" in an accident ... I'm still not ready to remember those feels. Lay down, Try not to Fry, Fry a lot
rhyndzu
Grey Friars Bobby is one of those dogs. There's a statue of him in Edinburgh.
angelmercury
There's also Hachiko. Waited everyday at the Shibuya train station for his person after he passed away. There's famous statue of him there.