This is from Just for laughs: gags show. Everyone is an actor and all the skits are fake candid camera. Comes with canned laughter to top it off. Been running for decades. Apparently very popular.
Imagine your friend got stabbed and died, and to honour his memory you chose to make an effigy of the knife and wear it around your neck, using it to ward off evil spirits and such. Seems pretty dumb when you look at it that way. Jesus would definitely be ‘WTF guys?’ about it I’d reckon
One thing to realize is that the rate of abuse in public school is about equal to the church. We really need to wise up to what's going on at schools too.
I don't remember the name of the show, but it's staged and everyone is an actor. That's how they're able to get all those closeups without using a telephoto lens.
It’s “just pour rire: les gags” or “just for laughs: gags”, a French Canadian comedy series related to the just for laughs comedy festival that was held in Montreal for decades. The show is a series of hidden camera stunts/pranks in this vein
The show is just for laughs. No, the people being pranked are not actors and many people shared how they've been pranked by them. (in most cases. Sometimes they may fill a few actors in if they didnt get enough good reactions).
Watched a dude take a "special sauce", it was Everclear, drink at a hibachi grill. He was there wth his family. All of a sudden he went stone cold. Oh man the whole grill felt awkward. He then says "I'm a recovering alcoholic and haven't had a drink in 5 years" (I think it was 5.) He was struggling the rest of the meal, his wife looked forward stone faced and lost. The kids just played clueless. It was f'ing crazy and sad to watch
I’ve been sober for 3 years and recently accidentally ate a whiskey soaked cherry. Good news is it didn’t affect me at all, hopefully this man moved on and didn’t think twice about it. Accidents happen.
No, they usually go around the table to adults and squirt the ketchup bottle of it in each person's mouth. He didn't know it was alcohol. It came to him he opened up and then it got awkward ha.
Because of the memories. No really. Jesus (the true version that is) is about self realisation through pain and suffering. He would absolutely wear a symbol of his own pain. For centuries the lessons taught by the church was that the earth was corrupt and not worth saving. That we should give up on this life and just live in suffering so that we might go to heaven.
Because people are stupid, and if you don't put a lowercase t on him, they're not going to get that it's Jesus. Yes, Jesus would have been Jewish, and brown-skinned, but people get ideas as to what Jesus was supposed to be, and that would be a white guy with a crucifix.
MisterStrawberry
"If you're Jesus, why are you white?"
UncleVenoM
This is too fake to even make the go-ahead joke worth a chuckle.
zeacorzeppelin10
If they tried this prank show in America the evangelist would take it way too far
Tenzil
Thanks, I would never have understood that this was a prank without showing the guy in the bush. 🫤
pareidoliaperson
That's the point they voted republican. I mean they voted republican before, but now as well.
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
I would not use the public water fountains. I've seen some things to include a junkie washing her coochie right on it.
Misteree8
Bro!, i wanted water!
Zoso2194
Aww, Jesus fucking Christ. I just want some water!
iBoulderDash
Everybody was like
?2
TheMayorOfTittyCity
Hey Jesus, what does that necklace mean? WHAT DOES THE NECKLACE MEAN JESUS?!
QuanticChaos
*SPOILER ALERT*
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
TABARNAC' !
2befair
Go Habs go
killbillsexwife
Everyone in the IS needs this right now.
letmeexplainthatforyou44
Merlot?! Can I have Pinot Noir please?
PineappleLoopsBroether
mmmmm yeah I too prefer a California Pinot savior, it tastes better with Cheetos.
pheran
Okay, okay, relax Miles.
tehdrunkmoose
NONE of them is laughing. Like wtf are they thinking? “Did this motherfucker really turn this shit into wine????”
Magpiebones
This is from Just for laughs: gags show. Everyone is an actor and all the skits are fake candid camera. Comes with canned laughter to top it off. Been running for decades. Apparently very popular.
tehdrunkmoose
Suppose im the one that got tricked then 😂
starksam
+
QuanticChaos
Weirdly, there are unicode crosses. ✝✞✟
killbillsexwife
Doing the Lords work.
QuanticChaos
White suburban Jesus, turning 9 O'clock into Wine O'clock!
KnifeKnut
I hope afterwards they gave water to everybody that was hoping for water,
jammer909
So, what's the lowercase t stand for?
unencumberedbythethoughtprocess
Jesus you are definitely going to have to take the wheel now.
SlayerOfGoat
"I give you wine, now watch as I mime the thing I was hanged on until I died."
esedu
you gotta read the lore. He got better.
remindmetostopprocrastinating
Imagine your friend got stabbed and died, and to honour his memory you chose to make an effigy of the knife and wear it around your neck, using it to ward off evil spirits and such. Seems pretty dumb when you look at it that way. Jesus would definitely be ‘WTF guys?’ about it I’d reckon
Centuryfall
No you actually just made it sound way cooler. If my friends did that my ghost would be psyched
Zephyr86
I was going to correct you but then realized that your right.
SandettieLightVesselAutomatic
Imagine the mime if he had been executed by firing squad.
sanguium
"While I casually wear this torture devide on my head"
RummageSaleBubbler
How to know it's not real...
mercure
It is probably Montreal considering the hat.
BeaverOnFire
zafner
Why the fuck would Jesus be wearing a cross
PineappleLoopsBroether
“Love thy enemy but never forget”
LucilleWhoKnowsNot
Okay, but why would Jesus make the sign of the cross?
gablestout
He is blessing them. When you make the sign of the cross with your palm or fingers facing out, you are giving someone a blessing.
LucilleWhoKnowsNot
But, but, he died on a cross. Why would he do that?
gablestout
I don't know! Why do you keep yelling at me!? M
ThatRaccoonGuy
Jesus looks like the Dude
DougTheLlama
Looks like geoffrey Rush
dorpjorp
Why is he wearing a cross?
theobituator
He's a big fan.
TeeweeAndSmashboy
Or El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
Potatosuperhero
Famous for turning water to white Russian
hodaddelvecchio
And White Russians into urine
nullbr
But never urine into the carpet
Neednoggle
Bunhyung
Get yourself ordained.
https://dudeism.com/ordination/
QuigleyDownUnder
Did that back in 2011
thatlamer
That's clearly sean bean
taez555
I'm guessing they edited out all the underage kids who went for a drink. That's the catholic church for ya. :-)
Smayds
Jesus Juice
mikeoquinn
The sound of children screaming ("Praise Jesus!") has been removed
OdinYggd
The church is allowed to serve wine to minors as long as it is within the context of religious ceremony.
taez555
That’s what Father O’brien used to tell us Alter Boys.
RanchoCucamonga
One thing to realize is that the rate of abuse in public school is about equal to the church. We really need to wise up to what's going on at schools too.
anonymous
I don't remember the name of the show, but it's staged and everyone is an actor. That's how they're able to get all those closeups without using a telephoto lens.
Tonberryc
Yeah, the lady with salon-perfect hair and makeup was the giveaway for me. Women who look like that do not refill water bottles in public parks.
blackstone459
It’s “just pour rire: les gags” or “just for laughs: gags”, a French Canadian comedy series related to the just for laughs comedy festival that was held in Montreal for decades. The show is a series of hidden camera stunts/pranks in this vein
Senderoth
The show is just for laughs. No, the people being pranked are not actors and many people shared how they've been pranked by them. (in most cases. Sometimes they may fill a few actors in if they didnt get enough good reactions).
zOriginal
Mythos is a hell of a drug
SorryButMyUsernameIsUnavailable
PutItInNeutral
Eventually: "Seriously, Jesus?! I'm a recovering alcoholic!"
shackman
Was just thinking Naltrexone has helped make have control back, but I would not be able to resist the Jesus wine fountain.
walnutbreath
If you can cure blindness or leprosy, alcoholism shouldn't be an issue.
Hypothesist
'Well if Jesus wants me too...'
PineappleLoopsBroether
Try explaining that at AA
ElvisCatStello
Watched a dude take a "special sauce", it was Everclear, drink at a hibachi grill. He was there wth his family. All of a sudden he went stone cold. Oh man the whole grill felt awkward. He then says "I'm a recovering alcoholic and haven't had a drink in 5 years" (I think it was 5.) He was struggling the rest of the meal, his wife looked forward stone faced and lost. The kids just played clueless. It was f'ing crazy and sad to watch
EternalSunshineofthePotlessMind
That's what we call a freelapse. Just talk woth your sponsor and some other people to make sure it doesn't bring up unwanted desires
COOLGUY68
I’ve been sober for 3 years and recently accidentally ate a whiskey soaked cherry. Good news is it didn’t affect me at all, hopefully this man moved on and didn’t think twice about it. Accidents happen.
zoeytg
Yea, it's a fear of mine. I get nervous about anything I'm unsure of. Not had a drink in 6 years this month.
Hypothesist
Everclear.... why Everclear.....
ElvisCatStello
They use to it clean the grill I think and do the fire tricks
walnutbreath
I've never seen Everclear, it's always either sake or vodka.
ghostnipplesnuggler
I dont understand. Was he pressured by everyone to take the shot?
ElvisCatStello
No, they usually go around the table to adults and squirt the ketchup bottle of it in each person's mouth. He didn't know it was alcohol. It came to him he opened up and then it got awkward ha.
WhoIsFlabbergasted
Why is Jesus wearing a cross?
GentlemanScientist
Revenge.
Goldensands
Because of the memories. No really. Jesus (the true version that is) is about self realisation through pain and suffering. He would absolutely wear a symbol of his own pain.
For centuries the lessons taught by the church was that the earth was corrupt and not worth saving. That we should give up on this life and just live in suffering so that we might go to heaven.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
To remember the good ol' days.
youareagreatguybut
Stop kinkshaming Jesus.
dixxienormus
He wore a cross for a couple of days according to the Buybull.
pgtjms
Don't kink shame.
LaronX
Because religious people twisted their religion so hard no one knows it anymore
jbrightmans
I was gonna say umm Jesus was Jewish...
MAN9000
He loves torcher.
gablestout
It's his cross to bear
conglacious
...as a flex
pullingsixty
This is Jesus 2.0. He's back and whiter than ever!
notmyrealface
I never got why it was worshiped at all. Just imagine if they had killed him with an Iron Maiden.
jammer909
Because people are stupid, and if you don't put a lowercase t on him, they're not going to get that it's Jesus. Yes, Jesus would have been Jewish, and brown-skinned, but people get ideas as to what Jesus was supposed to be, and that would be a white guy with a crucifix.
chewmaca2
It's a t for time to leave.
BydandTom0
He was a big fan of a capital t
gummyloaf
It’s like a Selfie you can wear
Gayforbae
It's very punk honestly.
OrganizAlert
It's a T on the wall
Thesdalos
He's from Soviet Russia
TheLordFoxington
He is kinky like that
PeteThePerv
massive sub
EBlade19889
In hoc signo vinces
UserNameRegister
So the bartender can put him up for the night
reichstein
Because Christians are morons.
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
You think of Jesus ever came back? The last thing he would want to see is another fucking cross.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
The cross should be wearing Jesus, amiright????
Weblord
It just got dark in here
baboulune
+ 1000 pts!!!
theworldhasgonebananas
HotDogPantsX
jethroismaxbaer5772
JosXII
foresight
irrational1618
Foresight of what? Do you think this was filmed in ancient Judea using a Time Machine?
Sfingks
And why would he do the cross gesture with his hands?
sgnight13
Let's be real, Jesus would find the imagery of Christianity *real* triggering
DownvotesStarWars
Depends on the version. Table flipping Jesus would ice mega church pastors, within his first hour back on earth.
bamcobra
Well, being omniscient, he had a clue of what was to come. Presumably.
irrational1618
What was to come? Do you think this was filmed in ancient Judea using a Time Machine?
bamcobra
Nah. I don’t think the guy in the Coors Light T-shirt was in Judea. Probably not the cars in the background either. Maybe New Jersey.