Barreiras
138086
2099
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repost from instagram
Apr 22, 2018 2:37 PM
Barreiras
138086
2099
140
repost from instagram
YeahIGoToCollege
Love how the dad added his twitter handle so his son can check out his dank tweets.
silentwhim
I can't talk unless it's about something specific and I know that the other person likes it too. Otherwise I am very guarded. kinda lonely
ShaneCampfield
I don’t enjoy these fake text Memes
OMPundit
As a Dad can confirm he’s not wrong.
SuperGeniusPS
Sick burn
HLane88
dumbinsults
The best method is to leave a lemon on her pillow. https://series-stream.com/images/series/marvels-agents-of-shield/characters/deke.jpg
Thenorthwest86
Grew a pair of “glitter” still doesn’t work.
SpanishLisp
Father knows best.
ScottaHemi
MasterDark001
As someone who got covered in glitter at an event at my college, can confirm it works.... Even though that wasn't the goal...
myaszcrak
Fucken Dad. The older I get, the smarter he gets.
jbilly90
Wow
MaskedTrout
As someone covered in glitter, first method doesn't work.
peaceloveandgraffiti
You're on a roll with the comments today.
Thefrenchnewt
Did you play in that lovestory which is worse than every other lovestories?
Magpiebones
How many years has it been since the glitter incident?
carrionstorm
There is a user on here that lost an eye to glitter
thesplashingblumpkins
would probably work on me. But I am also a man.
hitlerchan
Haaaaaay!
Sumtinstink
Personally I just pull out the penis. I have a face tatted on it. And carry a little hat.
keuabaibt
This trumps my googly eyes and monocle
Sumtinstink
I left out the monocle part but you know sometimes he has a monocle.
Mousetrap1908
I dont know .. I think being covered in glitter would be a good conversation starter.
monomalo
how do i know you're not just shining me on?
DavidBleecher
"So, how'd you acquire arts and crafts herpes?"
Koshunae
"Let me show you"
absolutezero182
"Same way I got regular herpes. Would you like a demonstration?"
ClearBlue
Talk to them; learn about them and their interests. Don’t push sex or romance, if the chemistry is right, it will just happen.
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LittleKnownOne
Or, be hot and none of that matters.
tinycutepolypan
False
Imadethisaccountforconfessionbearandshit
If you have a decent personality (aka not an asshat) and you're hot, most girls will want you.
LittleKnownOne
And remember, be step 1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Dude, this is the 3rd comment you've made like this. Your attitude would be way more of a turnoff to any woman than your looks could /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
possibly be. Women can tell which men hate women. And most women aren't into those guys, shockingly. /2
tinycutepolypan
Right?!
LittleKnownOne
Below a certain threshold of appearance you are invisible or resented for existing. Absolute judgement before they ever interact. Plus →
LittleKnownOne
Studies (have a few DOIs) support that the primary criteria they have is looks, tinder/okc/etc support their actions in the wild. Looks > *
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
You think looks are more important to women than they are to men??? Yeah, I'd love to see that research. Here's a bunch that shows the /1
tinycutepolypan
As a girl, can confirm, talking works best.
TheDogEnd
Hey sexy mama, let's do it! ;)
tinycutepolypan
OverthoughtUnderedited
You make it sound so easy!
FearInoculum
Hi I'm going to talk to you, using the methods listed on this post. Pls show bobs and vagene. Thank.
tinycutepolypan
swagb98623
Hello girl, I am a man, what is your name? What's that, you have boyfriend? I didn't ask but ok.. I'll go crawl back under my rock now.
nonrelevantname
Usually a genuine open comment like "hey your outfit really comes together, you look great!" Works pretty well.
tinycutepolypan
You walk up to strangers and open with that?
BishlamekGurpgork
I apologize on behalf of those of us who deplore these responses but feel that responding ourselves would only make it creepier.
tinycutepolypan
Why not respond to them and let the ones who are know that they are wrong?
BishlamekGurpgork
Because if you win an argument on the 'net, everybody's angry and you're still an idiot, but this might make someone feel better.
ArthurBooRadley
What abouuut... replying to your comments on a public forum?
tinycutepolypan
Public forum, you get to say whatever you like, within the rules of said forum, and I get to respond however I like.
ArthurBooRadley
Well, I guess that answers that question.
Faloopsinarb
But if you're anything less than an 8/10, be prepared for the restraining order.
tinycutepolypan
Faloopsinarb
That's a real sweet thought, but that's not how the real world works.
tinycutepolypan
Thanks for explaining the real world to me. Maybe it's your attitude and not your looks that drives women away?
LittleKnownOne
As long as they are 6'2" tall, 500k annual salary, houses, cars, etc.
Tisbutafleshwound
Stop being that guy. No one likes that guy.
BrisketSandwich24
Obvs that helps but it's hardly necessary.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I didn't realize only a tiny percentage of men ever got laid. I guess all those other married/coupled guys are celibate.
Psychonaut1943
Confidence will get you further
LittleKnownOne
A) That's a lie B) Commonly told by the aforementioned step 1 approved people. "Just make them smile, always works for me" said the model.
MrStarkLord
Every damn time
tinycutepolypan
This is thoughtless and just plain not true. Perhaps your attitude keeps you from finding a partner?
LittleKnownOne
Attitude doesn't matter if you fail the step 1 test enough. They refuse/scoff/laugh at your presence and are offended by your existence.
tinycutepolypan
You're so misguided. I hope you can solve the turmoil in your head and find happiness.
LittleKnownOne
Oh, so the things I have had said to me didn't happen? "Ewww" or "you thought YOU could talk to me" - all in my head... yup. Women = perfect
CodeChimpin
The problem is men are required to “ make the first move”, but it’s easy to get crushed just for trying.
Nate3
That's the main problem they feel crushed, lets say in one instance I go out and talk to girls and I only have a 30% success rate. If I 1/
Nate3
Talk to 10 girls that would mean 3 reacted positively and I could take that further, if I talked to 30 girls 9 would react positively and 2/
Nate3
If I only talk to two girls they happen to be part of the 60% who reject me and I then give up I miss out on 30% 3/
Nate3
Granted 30% is not a lot, but we all have to start somewhere, it gets better from there especially since conversation is a skill 4/4
tinycutepolypan
That's a stereotype and not true.
leafspring
Maybe not the „crushed“ part but the rest is true more often than not, annoyingly enough.
stealthee3k
It is true. I've had multiple women tell me they were interested in me at some point, but did nothing because I didn't approach them first.
Imadethisaccountforconfessionbearandshit
I've also heard a fair few of my friends that are girls talking about how blah blah blah flirted/asked them out and then say 'ew'
stealthee3k
Exactly. I have no doubt fear of rejection adds to my social anxiety. I'm a fairly normal person otherwise.
nonrelevantname
From a professional stand point, talking is easy, its the window of opportunity that most guys dont see.
tinycutepolypan
Professional standpoint?
st2anger
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Camelspotting
Prostitute?
nonrelevantname
Social Development Specialist / managment overhauling. I work with companies and individual clients.
stealthee3k
Talking is not easy for every one. I get anxiety even thinking about approaching a random person for conversation. Part of why I'm single.
nonrelevantname
I should have said for most people, what i said was pretty vague, a solid 70% of my clients have crippling anxiety, to the point they
nonrelevantname
Have to recite their coffee orders to themselves before they even leave the car
stealthee3k
Thankfully, my anxiety is not that bad. Its weird, but I am not as uncomfortable approaching people at car shows/races/events.
einspiegel
Are there any specific words i should use or should i just say a bunch of random words?
AidenT92
Lets go philosophically deeper. Do they really have to be words? How about just a glance? If so, therein lies the solution. Looks are evryth
SupMelloMike
Yes, that creepy stare sure gets them(to file a restraining order).
thedreamersleepsagain
added bonus: guaranteed autographs on the restraining order
siler7
DodecaHEEEEEdron.
HungryPumpkn
"Buying gf 10k"
originalusernamedonotsteal
"No low ballers I know what I got"
Sturmgeschutz
"you wanna fucking die over this?"
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
How would you talk to a guy? Try that. Women are people, believe it or not.
missbelled
“Hey, dickhead, come here often?” Sounds like a winner tbh
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Hahaha might actually work if you got someone with that sense of humour.
SupMelloMike
I've heard "show bobs an vagene" works well.
Iwastoldwewouldallbenaked
Hello? Bitch lasagna
51CorgisInABar
You spelled show right, gotta up your game. Try ‘sho’ instead
tinycutepolypan
Is this a real question?
malakim
We're on a webpage that has lots of nerds. Yes, its probably a real question
tinycutepolypan
So are you really asking for advice? Because so far the OP of that comment hasn't said.
windowlol
Just tell us how to pick up girls damnit.