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Thank you so much for everyone who decided to submit a confession and also for making camp amazing!
Also a big thanks to Rachel and Jeff for setting up the confession box and everyone else who helped me sort through all the confessions!
THANK YOU @qilanjil FOR THIS VIDEO OF ME READING THE CONFESSIONS AROUND THE CAMPFIRE! https://youtu.be/7KEdbD3ZjRo
I miss you already.
mypasswordisballs
if you wanted actual pics and stuff from camp, you should have added ruffcats on snapchat
mrwrb123
Aww man I should've done that. Is it just ruffcats?
mypasswordisballs
yes sir
ruffcats
yea
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Y'all need Jesus. Or condoms.
IalwaysladyfaptoTomHardy
I'm sure there was a lot of "OH GOD!" and "JESUS, YES!" happening.
PuttanescaTigerPrincess
Who stole the dickbutt flag?? I NEED TO KNOW!!!
tygerpsimatrix
THERE WAS A DICKBUTT FLAG?
Terrorific
She posted a picture then deleted it.
PuttanescaTigerPrincess
Whyy?? I'm so curious!
Terrorific
Dunno, can't remember her name either. She was cool people, though.
Punnilingus
We was all cool people.
Punnilingus
I may or may not know the person...
Snarknado
Great username!
Snarknado
Great username!
GIsLife
*Girl comes over* Why do you have a giant dickbutt poster?
gimpyhasbandaids
I've never looked better
Punnilingus
She speaks!
PuttanescaTigerPrincess
Oh! Is this for real!!! You're awesome!!
ThinkingAboveTheBox
If this is real we need to move it up the ladder +1
gimpyhasbandaids
Shh. Let's just leave it here.
PuttanescaTigerPrincess
Oh, come on!!! I'm dying out here! And let's pretend I'm not freaking out about the fact that @Punnilingus just replied to my comment!
Punnilingus
Also I don't know her username.
PuttanescaTigerPrincess
Oh, that sucks. But you have THE picture!
Punnilingus
Added her on facebook after camp.
Punnilingus
Am I special or something?
PuttanescaTigerPrincess
Everyone is special. But don't change the subject! I want to know who she is!!! Pretty pleaseee?
Punnilingus
Well now I don't feel as special. Also I can't throw her under the bus like that.
CruisinDownTheStreet64
@ladyanimator
PuttanescaTigerPrincess
THANK YOU! My life is complete...
CruisinDownTheStreet64
just wanted her to know it didnt get burned it was stolen
CruisinDownTheStreet64
oh no, sorry she didnt steal it, she created it
ruffcats
haha nailed it
PuttanescaTigerPrincess
Do you know who it is?
ruffcats
yes
Isayoffensivethings
You're skinnier than I'd imagined Ruffcats.
ruffcats
thanks?
clevergirlwebbie
You have enviable thigh gap
feetplantedfirm
Definitely a guy worth taking to a nice dinner
ruffcats
not if i take you first ;)
feetplantedfirm
Sounds like a challenge... ;-)
aykyle
Thanking him because he thought you looked like
ruffcats
yea, i was confused if he was insulting me or saying that he thought i looked like that
Isayoffensivethings
I didn't think you were exactly like that. Don't know what I expected really. Less 'normal' maybe...?
diregamer
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120726025301/tomandjerry/images/2/2f/Butch_Cat.jpg I'm sorry I am not sorry.
Punnilingus
Did anyone see someone with this face at camp??!?
soukmania
call the scooby gang
ruffcats
hmmm she looks a little familiar
BadW01f
They should all start with "one time at imgur camp..."
mecerator
Is squirting from one's anus the same thing as shitting yourself?
JuanDiabloDeLaNoche
Yep.
sangatster
Not if you are naked. Then you spew somebody else, you know, if you do it right
Warranty
yea
CatsDogsFoodandNature
When's Canadian Camp Imgur? Sorry.
bettywang
Seriously though..
herdarkeyesflash
Somewhere in the rockies.. Or northern Ontario! I'm in.
halfmoonrunner
I'm from Quebec but would definitely try to attend if it's in Ontario :)
SweetBabyJesusBaconFlavoredNutellaMountainDewApplePieMooQuack
My dad has a hunt camp (12ft wide X 30ft long) 2.5 hours up a logging road past Cochrane. ATV access off logging road only.
herdarkeyesflash
I'm in.. I'll bring my side by side. But I'm thinking we might need something bigger? So are you in Ottawa, Kingston or T-dot?
SweetBabyJesusBaconFlavoredNutellaMountainDewApplePieMooQuack
Trails are to skinny for side x sides.
herdarkeyesflash
:*(
Bighoss1885
So its decided if there is a camp next year. I'm going and bringing four gallons of good bama moonshine to add to the insanity.
ruffcats
please do.
Bighoss1885
Got some I'll make up special for ya bout 180 proof
ruffcats
oh jesus. i weigh like 50 lbs so i get drunk off 3 beers
selfbiased
stevetehpirate
QC FTW
tbirdistheword
Fuck yeah Yelling Bird!
Moradeth
Sadly Jeph is tired of Yelling Bird and is retiring him... hopefully he comes back for the holiday specials still!
tbirdistheword
Saw that, hopefully he'll bring him back eventually!
selfbiased
I'm a big fan of shame orb, myself
Compendyum
THE END
thepenisbIue
holy fuck, you people are disgusting! +1
FnJUSTICE
Nothing disgusting about people having fun ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
thepenisbIue
As long as they're having fun I suppose lol
diregamer
Clearly you have never been to any of my parties. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
diregamer
@thepenisbIue You have over 130k, have been on the front page multiple times, and have 3 posts that are over 10k. 1 of us 1 of us 1 of us
thepenisbIue
BUT never been on a @ruffcats post before. I've still got some dignity left ;)
diregamer
@ruffcats does this qualify as a confession by any chance?
Hammettt
In 9 months we'll see just how good camp imgur was
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
So... you're assuming no one used protection?
holtyun
Box of condoms in ladies restroom was all claimed within a few hours of camp. Some generous ladies of imgur thought ahead.
Monkhouse
@Hammettt - and the results are?
Hammettt
They are under the radar. But they are there
SithRuleOfTwo
What Ive learned from this is to attend the next camp imgur with my dick out.
agony666
so it was just one big sex camp?
crushingmissy
Are you new to Imgur?
NotMyScienceAccount
There was also pie.
GIsLife
Yes.
ruffcats
i mean there was like what? ~500 people there? and only like 15 of these are about sex. multiply that by 2.. so at least 30 people out (1/2)
spiritussancto
there were also a lot of couples. i had a lot of crushes dashed by people mentioning they had a significant other
ruffcats
the total 500 had sexual encounters. that's really not that many.
Brucecori2
Still waaayyy more anonymous sex than I thought would occur.
Warranty
And these are only the admitted and just the ones that had two on two. The real freaks are quiet and are merrier with more.
sarah
#13...@editingandlayout WTF
matt01ss
Yea WTF dude!?
beernerd
It was you all along, wasn't it?
IW42
Sure it wasn't @matt01ss?
matt01ss
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
jackwhitesotherotherotherband
MorgothTheDemonLordFormerlyKnownAsMelkor
CruisinDownTheStreet64
@sarah everyone who watched the presentation had boners too
TheSpookyMrSkeltal
At least half of them.
editingandlayout
CruisinDownTheStreet64
editingandlayout
Hey, I told you I like gifs.
koopaya
Imgur is a weird place. I like you people, but some of you are freaking weird, haha
undercovergiraffe
i feel strangely proud.
TheoriginalBlathe
We just didn't know how much you loved them until now!!
Tver937
Drunk reddit talk was nice too. And your LOTR tattoo is beyond awesome.
HughLaurie
Now that sarah has outed you to the people that weren't at camp. I may have some gif making questions.
editingandlayout
Anytime!
Catumi
His reaction after being asked about gifs.
editingandlayout
:)
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
You are my hero right now.
editingandlayout
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
Too late!
icypants
This basically summarizes what I have to say to each of these people when ruffcats makes a post. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkgA3-8z9wo
ravenousrain614
What's Kylecorn's address...I would love to send him a lifetime supply of hand sanitizer for free...he needs it more than I...
DeLadiesMan
He does have a po box on his account. Check it out
bloodhoundgang
@ruffcats protect your foreskin!
couchcomedian
Plot twist: @ruffcats' own confession
BlondeChickFromSweden
Love how he included this one so we all know that he got game
crasemanna
Sure when I said he's hot as fuck I'm being 'creepy' actually now I type it for the second time, it's a little creepy
soukmania
Is that really your confession?
DerpKugel
Well you're not wrong - about either
ruffcats
but.. i'm curcumcised...
lucid430
Nothing a quick field surgery can't fix. Do you want foreskin from your ass or your thigh?
Punnilingus
Oh we know ;)
Palfrost
I was gonna say "omg ruffcats must know this !!!1", completely forgetting you're the OP
KeatonTS
whoever anon was must've done his or her job efficiently then
OracleForCheap
Is this common practice in the US? When I talk with American girls online, they find it exotic that I am not.
ruffcats
yes
sendmeyourarmslikeliterallycutthemoffandsendthem
now we all know that little factoid
CruisinDownTheStreet64
Prove it?
CruisinDownTheStreet64
Not to me though i dont know why i made this comment. Im a dude. and married. i guess you could prove it to my wife... but dont do that.
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GIsLife
We know you're a guy and married. We also know you love pornhub's marketing and videos.
ronniethemonkey
I also need to go to camp imgur to lose my virginity. Any Canadians ?
spiritussancto
i'm canadian and took someone's virginity at camp imgur. totally had a wtf moment around the fire there. it wasn't him and i'm female
alyssamurphs
"I've got a huge crush on the guy who wore the Space Jam jersey all day" -Everyone
GIsLife
@Theguywhoworethespacejamjerseyallday
GladiatorofMonteCristo
That's exactly what I was thiinking!
onehourago
I wasn't there, but i have a crush on him too now
batmaneatsbabie
I wasn't even at this and I have a crush on him!
DysenteryJerry
batmaneatsbabie
hahahhahhahh you are a god among men. Or at least Bill Murray playing Bill Murray
QueenOfSummer
Welcome to creepytown! Population : this thread. Seriously, you girls can't complain about guys being creepy on here anymore
Dumbstatz
I can confirm, we can be super creepy. Hahaha
Toxinator84
I thought the same after reading "I want to sit on his face" (one example) comments. Girls ride the creepy train just as much as boys.
Tver937
As someone who ended her 2 year friendship with him at camp:
soukmania
Tell me your story.
Tver937
Id rather not air out our dirty laundry. It just kinda sucked because I see constant reminders of that. Otherwise I had a blast
soukmania
You can pm it to me. I won't share it.
DysenteryJerry
As the guy in the Space Jam jersey... I was mostly unaware until the confession reading.
Pyranda
Also yay blink 182 username ❤️
BlondeChickFromSweden
So wait the 'hottest' dude at that Camp didn't get laid there? I call shenanigans
DysenteryJerry
I was far from the "hottest dude at camp." You all that weren't there just noticed me first because I participated in everyyyyything.
BlondeChickFromSweden
Are you that tattooed guy with the royal beard?
DysenteryJerry
Yes, that would be me. But I suppose for it to be royal, it'd need to be king of something. King Of My Face, maybe.
moreculturedthanbacteria
Making panties drop and ovaries explode both at camp and the viewers back home.
DysenteryJerry
I don't know about all that. I think I just made an impression because I participated in ALL the activities and got a lot of screen time.
dbtoast
Yeah so... You're the prettiest beard I've ever seen and the face you're attached to is also quite the treat.
DysenteryJerry
I assure you that neither are that excellent and there were MUCH better at camp! Promise. But THANK YOU for being so nice!
imbadatpickinusernames
Charming AND humble, oh my!
DysenteryJerry
*checks profile* Wow.
imbadatpickinusernames
DysenteryJerry
But for real. Post more selfies ASAP. Please and thank you.
alyssamurphs
How you doin'?
DysenteryJerry
Hey girllll https://media4.giphy.com/media/guvCWEaSNe7iE/200_s.gif
alyssamurphs
I'd let you call me "doll" any day http://imgur.com/eeXwokC
DysenteryJerry
I actually feel like that's a term of endearment that needs to have a comeback.
procrastinating
I missed that post! Anyone got it?
DragonLordG
Well, now you know, so next year you can probably set up a booth where they pay you to give you oral sex.
DysenteryJerry
I... I don't know if I have the stamina for even the one unlucky person that would come to the booth.
FlatPlutoSociety
I think you'd be the one coming to the booth. ORGASM PUN.
DysenteryJerry
On/In the booth. OR just paint the entire booth. You know, whatever. This metaphorical booth would get destroyed!
jehabib
Picture or it didn't happen
DysenteryJerry
You set up the booth and hold the camera still and you've got a deal.
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
They make a pill for that.
DysenteryJerry
That wouldn't help the inevitable downfall of my libido.
CiriusTrio
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised"
5hithawk
"I never thought I'd die like this, but I always hoped!"
DysenteryJerry
+1 for Zapf.
5hithawk
"I never thought I'd die like this, but I always hoped!"
ClairTheBear
Helloooooooooo
DysenteryJerry
Hi there!
Thisisnotausernameitsatribute
*checks for selfies* Wow... I think I need to go have some quiet time.
IalwaysladyfaptoTomHardy
DysenteryJerry
Uh... wow. Yep, I'm going to hang onto that one.
DysenteryJerry
...like time out?
Thisisnotausernameitsatribute
exactly like a time out
DysenteryJerry
Well, if you think that's best...
SuperDooperPooperScooper
liar
DysenteryJerry
Facts are facts. I was sorta in my own world with the games/activities all weekend.
zephyrbell
I thought you were pretty attractive, enough to remember the picture i saw of a guy wearing a space jam shirt.
DysenteryJerry
That's extremely flattering. Thank you so so much. YOU'RE ALL SO NICE TO ME FR NO REASON!
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
was it you? can i see a pic? i'm curious O_o
DysenteryJerry
The picture in reference:
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
ahahha, did you guys have a pie contest?
DysenteryJerry
Yes. And I did not do very well... I puked.
DaddysHome
wow. as a straight dude, damn you look unfairly good.
DysenteryJerry
I said it before, but these are my favorite compliments because I trust the sincerity. THANK YOU, kind sir. You're a total stud yourself.
Feralphobia
jesus christ dude! you are a good looking man and im a straight male but you got all the ladies like :
DysenteryJerry
Hhahaha. Thanks, dude. It's weird, because I'd say I'm a pretty average dude.
Feralphobia
i dont know man, girls are really digging that bearded and tattooed look lately, and you good sir have got it.
DysenteryJerry
Meh, I've looked like this for years. It's cool it's a fad now, but I'll still have it when it dies out. Also, your username: 8 Mile?
slambernator
He's a player, diarrhea giver
DysenteryJerry
You can find me Friday nights hanging out with my mom and trying on my father's tights.
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DysenteryJerry
<3<3 I dig you.
youdontknowjac
I'm more interested in the space jam jersey.
lollygetyoadverbsovahere
You like space jam?! I love space jam too! http://imgur.com/ltqA8ld
DysenteryJerry
Everybody get up, it's time to jam now.
ScarletAndGrey
You're a blue jackets fan??!!
DysenteryJerry
Of course! GO CBJ
hellomynameistina
oh look, a ridiculously hot guy
DysenteryJerry
WHERE?! SHOW ME HIM!
hellomynameistina
Well my pickup line is ruined.
DysenteryJerry
TheSadPikachu
holy crap.. you are one good looking man.. *droooooool* love the ink and the beard and just pretty much all of it :D <3
DysenteryJerry
But here's the real question: WHY IS PIKACHU SAD?!
TheSadPikachu
better now? :P I forgot to change it. I used to battle depression and i finally beat it a while back
DysenteryJerry
As some who has lived with it my whole life, I know those struggles. I'm sorry you went through it, but I'm fucking PSYCHED you're better <3
volleypolly
legit have a babs bunny jerz...always the belle of the ball when i wear it
DysenteryJerry
Like, Babs from TINY toons? Because that'd be WAY cooler. Also, stalked your profile. Woah.
volleypolly
Meant Lola jersery! The 90s were awesome. Always finding an excuse to wear it...And I would return the compliment, but your name is scarry
volleypolly
Ya and by scarry i meant scary...obviously past my bedtime
morphire
*checks profile* Oh come ON man, that's not even fair. I'll just be ugly over HERE I guess.
DysenteryJerry
Don't let the beard or any other picture fool you. I assure you, I'm way too nerdy for most people.
beetsbydree
We're all fangirling over you, you should definitely enjoy it. Plus, nerdy is pretty freaking sexy, dude.
DysenteryJerry
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS ATTENTION. This is all so foreign to me. WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS?
StitchHadAGlitch
Please... Nerdy and attractive? I don't know about other people, but that's definitely my type
DysenteryJerry
There are dozens of us. DOZENS! But really, my nerdiness is offputting, which is why Imgur camp was AMAZING. People get me there.
Kruxelur
Straight guy here. Just curious what the ladies are raving about :D got a pic?
IalwaysladyfaptoTomHardy
Under his profile.
DysenteryJerry
Nothing to see here. Move along. (But really, I don't understand the raving. Average Joe here.)
LetterCome
And you like Blink 182. We could be best friends.
Blinkordeath182
Did we all just become best friends?
DysenteryJerry
YUP! Wanna go to karate in the garage?
DysenteryJerry
As long as you don't send me a letter full of cum,
LetterCome
Lol. Most people think more like "Let Her Cum" I've never actually thought of it like that before.
DysenteryJerry
You now have a new goal in life. I'll bring the Jergens!
WhimsicalCalamari
Were you unaware that people had crushes on you, or unaware that you were wearing the Space Jam jersey?
DysenteryJerry
Unaware of the former. I didn't talk to very many people and then BAM. Live confession blew me away. I was in there TWICE.
WackyPaki
Well soon you'll have live girls blowing you away bro, got get em!
DysenteryJerry
Haha. Imgur fame does not translate into the real world, but thank you for your kind wishes!
narwallaby
Sup
DysenteryJerry
Wow. Hi there.
narwallaby
I didn't think you'd actually reply. :O
DysenteryJerry
Saw your selfie. Had to. I regret nothing.
Feralphobia
Hows that imbox holding up buddy?
DysenteryJerry
Just a few messages here and there. It's not that bad!
Feralphobia
Shocked looking at that comment thread looked like ovaries were exploding everywhere on Imgur :D
DysenteryJerry
Haha. I don't know about all that. Just been getting a few messages from girls saying hi. Everyone is so nice!
sendmeyourarmslikeliterallycutthemoffandsendthem
hell I've got a crush just from creeping on your profile
bustyblonde
I made an audible "ooh" noise when. I looked. Quite nice
DysenteryJerry
Saw username, crept on pictures, checks out. Well done on click-baiting me!
IalwaysladyfaptoTomHardy
I think I got pregnant creeping his profile.
DysenteryJerry
Hopefully with puppies? I don't need to be raising a poo/puke machine right now in my life!
IalwaysladyfaptoTomHardy
DysenteryJerry
I didn't really write much there. Is it that easy to swoon you?
DoctorCatDog
Honestly it's the 2nd pic of your vanity album. I actually said out loud that I have a boyfriend who I REALLY like. You made my brain mushy.
DysenteryJerry
I'm sure he's a terrific man! TWICE the man I am!
sendmeyourarmslikeliterallycutthemoffandsendthem
By that I mean I creeped on your pictures and objectified the hell out out of you (that's how it is supposed to work, right?)
Snarknado
Damn, can't open your bio links on mobile!
DysenteryJerry
Real MVP?
/a/jREyT
unappropriate
Dude you're a male model you can't say you don't know how hot you are. Own it
DysenteryJerry
Haha. I'm not actually a model. I just stand in for photoshoots for friends. It's not like I get paid for it or anything. Just a normal dude
BennuBird
This is the side of Camp Imgur I've been waiting to see. Not all that smiling and pie eating nonsense.
stevetehpirate
I really wish there was pictures. So the readers at home could play along.
clutchthepearls
To be fair, there was probably more pie eating we didn't see than the pie eating we did see.
spiritussancto
i'm disappointed in the amount of candid pics and vid so far. my experience was much less PC and way more awesome
AGiggleOfGeese
Yeah we wanted this dirt! And not the stuff on Kylecorn's finger.
wessyfbaby
I think the dude who wiped his ass with the toilet seat cover is my favourite.
ash274
It's less a confession that it's survival instincts kicking in
AmiAthena
As a woman, I kind of assumed people just used seat covers when there was no TP, because why wouldn't you?
blizzard2013
It is the only option. What else would you do?
Lenzon
How do you even sqirt from your anus ?
WHYDONTIREMEMBERMYPASSWORD
Taco bell
tiagomnf
She shat!
ruffcats
i don't think she's squirting the stuff you're thinking she is
Lenzon
Ooooohhh ok... that makes more sense
RockYoWorld
I read an article that said that women squirt the way he is thinking, it's just urine.
ShitSampleFiend
I believe that article was incorrect sir.
RockYoWorld
It very well could have been. It was on "I Fucking Love Science" and it's not the most trusted website. But, I also have no experience so...
ShitSampleFiend
Girls cum just like guys, its just more watery and usually in less quantity. Squirting happens when they cum a shitload.
ShitSampleFiend
There is actually a video around somewhere from a camera inside a vagina while a girl is cumming if your interested in that sort of thing.
ShitSampleFiend
There is actually a video around somewhere from a camera inside a vagina while a girl is cumming if your interested in that sort of thing.
whyarealltheusernamestakenimpanicking
I was wondering the same. Is it still called squirting? I mean, she shit on her partner after sex. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
silentnena
Code brown people.
rstoplabe14
Santorum
Davjib
You don't jippa the Dippa
Toxinator84
Oooh sweet summer child!
sangatster
My Dad could tell you allll about it. He sure keeps me informed.
IalwaysladyfaptoTomHardy
As someone with a TMI Dad, myself, condolences.
stevetehpirate
Tubgirl. Google that. She explains everything.
blueoak
Oh no, I used rotten.com on AOL dial up, son. You ain't getting me.
Lenzon
well.... thank you i guess....
stevetehpirate
Don't thank me yet.
CrimeBrulee
Poop
thefrayedendsofsanity
So, you had a boner during a presentation and nobody noticed? I'm sorry bro. :(
Compendyum
Poor guy.
PirateFroglet
As a female, I can only guess, good tucking?
isthisusernamealreadychosen
Heh.. tucking.. yeah..
tammayy
as someone who has had their expensive underwear stolen after sex... THATS SO RUDE THEY WERE MY FAVORITE!
YourWaifuIsTrash
Was it this asshole?
YukonBambi
Congrats on the sex
UseTheSource
if you enjoyed the service, you pay for it
TheAngryBang
From what i read everyone seems gross as fuck
FarkasMacTavish
p. sure it said that she gave them to him. :U
theoneinthebushes
I had some fairly expensive lingerie stolen, probably by a friend of a "friend" out of the back of my car. My favorite lingerie.
abrokentoy
Over the years I've had several pairs of panties, a garter belt, and a bra stolen. Not only favs but so expensive damnit!
soukmania
If you're the type of girl to wear garter belts... please allow me to introduce myself...
IalwaysladyfaptoTomHardy
Man, losing garter belts (or stockings) is the worst! Right when you find one that's pretty, functional and reasonably comfy... boom. Gone!
GivePuddingToYourEnemies
Hey I have a friend who had her Chanel lingerie stolen, she tracked the motherfucker down and retrieved her possessions. It got messy though
GivePuddingToYourEnemies
No wait, I'm just remembering Taken wrong
diregamer
WHOA VERY WRONG. But funny idea. Like the whole time she wasn't taken but hunting someone down and it went very wrong...
DysenteryJerry
I welcome the two people who wrote confessions about me to come forward. I'll buy pizza!
SuccesfulFailure
He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair cause he's listening to Slayer
DysenteryJerry
I would like to find you Friday nights hanging out with mom and trying on your father's tights.
SuccesfulFailure
Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up, she found someone, there's plenty more, girls are such a drag.
maythedoctorbewithyou
Don't you got a girlfriend bro? (assuming you're the Space Jam guy)
iamthemachine
you knew what that jersey would do to the ladies, sir. You knew full well.
DysenteryJerry
It was definitely the jersey. It brings ladies to my yard stronger than milkshakes.
uskglass
Everybody get up it's time to slam now, we got a real thing going now welcome to the SPACE JAM
DysenteryJerry
It's your chance, do your dance at the SPACE JAM. Alriiiight.
DysenteryJerry
It was definitely the jersey. It brings ladies to my yard stronger than milkshakes.
clevergirlwebbie
Don't you also have a beard and mr. Steal your girl haircut?
DysenteryJerry
So I've been told. The latter doesn't really help in stealing girls. Or regular girls. It's just hair.
iamthemachine
I think the beard is more lady stealing than the haircut. But I haven't seen as many glorious beards as I did that weekend *swoon*
GiraffesWearPyjamas
I wasn't there but I'd have a crush on you all day if you wanna crush on me all night.
DysenteryJerry
I... I mean... wow. Hi there.
eskeymo
I wish it was me!
ephemra
DysenteryJerry
Aaaaaand everyone around the campfire AFTER Tipsy Tower.
ephemra
I'm pretty sure you're one of like three people who saw that.
stevetehpirate
Are you a player? A diarrhea giver?
DysenteryJerry
No, but I DID grow my hair out while listening to Slayer.
stevetehpirate
I support that.
CapnJackSparrow
I don't know about the jersey, but your username just gave me a boner
DysenteryJerry
Prove it.
CapnJackSparrow
...Are you asking for a dick pic?
DysenteryJerry
Haha. No, please God, don't. I was kidding!
CapnJackSparrow
Haha, ok. I wasn't going to anyway. But seriously, Dysentery Gary is such a fantastic song
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
I have a similar jersey that me and a fraternity brother got made.
DysenteryJerry
I recently had me and 12+ of my friends get them and we went as the entire Tune Squad for a running race here in SF. It was glorious.
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
Ours just said the fraternities letters instead of tunesquad with our name or nickname on the back,
DysenteryJerry
That's sick. Which fraternity are you in? Sigma Chi, here.
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
Alpha Kappa Lambda, here.
JohnBrom
I'm not who you are talking to but Delta Sigma Phi checking in
Iamactuallyarianne
Is it okay if I send you some nudes :P
DysenteryJerry
...I have no Earthly idea if this is a real, sincere question or not...
Iamactuallyarianne
I will deliver...
herewegoat
I would like to participate in the receiving of said nudes. Please and thanks.
DysenteryJerry
So... yes?
fuzzbucket
You had me at pizza
DysenteryJerry
It's a date! Also, please tell me FuzzBucket is a euphemism.
Notareptilian
Ok, so how many of these are fake?
Sarrv
None.
ProphetTenebrae
All of them.
ruffcats
i'm going to have to say the one about pissing in the confession box. at least i really hope so.
aykyle
If someone were to do it, the best way is to pee in it and then dry it up. So the pee residue is left but nothing will get soggy
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
Id assume the confessions would be all, wet and soggy, with smeared ink if that was so.
Notareptilian
The one about sucking your dick is true tho
spiritussancto
didn't say they did, said they would. so would i. ruffcats is HOT! and also pretty damn awesome irl
theicewalker
Wasn't it revealed that ruff cats alters the confessions?
korrasis
wrong poster, that was the purple background one. tried to make it funnier.
tempuslynn
The one about Kelvin is definitely real. Even as a lesbian I can tell you he's a fine looking man.
LittleSamurai
Who's Kevin? Can i have link for science, please?
tempuslynn
Kelvin, like the measurement for temperature. I don't know if he's in any pictures I've seen. Black guy, shaved head, tiny scar on his face
LittleSamurai
Ooh, KeLvin. I feel stupid. At least now i'll know what to look for in camp pictures
UpvotesForCalicos
I've used a toilet seat cover to wipe before.
WhyDidntYouDodge
That's one webby a lot better than I thought it would.
AmiAthena
It never occurred to me that someone wouldn't do that if they have to.
Merisiel
Pretty sure that most of the point in attending Camp Imgur is the casual sex.
FullPlateHero
Or a marketing ploy to get better numbers next year. Smart move, it's working on me.
stevetehpirate
I live 40miles away and I missed it...
FrankHorigan
These Camp Imgur posts feel like HS all over again. Me having extreme anxiety that i'm missing out on something all the cool kids are doing.
startrekpotato
I KNEW I should have gone!
edwardelricsnipples
Right? If I'd a known I would have come
edwardelricsnipples
On everything
UpvotesForCalicos
It's like a mini Woodstock for the internet.
brennanandbooth
yup, that's why I stayed home because I'm married. Why else would you go there? lol
FieryLittleLion
My husband and I went together and had a blast just making friends. There were so many cool people
soukmania
Are you the one who squirted from your ass? xD
FieryLittleLion
Lmao no. That would make an amazing story though!!
Berethian
I suspect that, as is normal with such things, it was largely the people who have little trouble getting casual sex in RealSpace.
Berethian
I mean, consider that people aren't going "Look at that guy, so cute" to the stereotypical skinny nerd. It's the fit guys with beards :P
thatclimbingguy
I wonder in how far the imgur staff anticipated this.
Tver937
Considering some of them got laid too....I doubt they're complaining
gayboyteddy
Really, I wish I went now...
Tubby711
How do people just have casual sex, I have such a hard time talking to strangers that they made pizza available to order online.
scarycookiemonster
Jesus. Like anything you're not good at, it sucks at first and it gets easier (and you get better) with practice.
Tubby711
Well I could do this if I knew the person, but I can't even talk to strangers let alone get them to have sex with me.
wam3483
When you have a 1 night stand, both parties typically want the same thing. There's not that much convincing going on.
Tubby711
Still have the trouble of initiating the conversation.
HurryUpIgotNutstoBustButtsTOfuckNDslutsToFuckinUppercut
I would fuck so many girls at camp imgur. . Or get hammered pass out and raped by a bear.. either is fine with me
SWEkitsune
I just read this and felt that this is something of a camp to blow of steam, not to condone by normal society rules, and to be more of 1/2
SWEkitsune
2/2 a kinda hippie camp, but without the drugs. I also think I must go next year so I can meat new ppl instead of wiltering away at home.
malexmatt
I wouldn't be so sure about the without the drugs part. These kinds of things are rarely about sobriety.
4533josh
"Oh he made a typ-ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh" Nice.
sleete
Without the drugs? Lol.. Lots of hard alcohol, I almost brought coke, and there was a ton of MJ going around. Very likely some LSD too.
flattoppancake
Slow down, Hannibal.
TehCelticWarrior
I really wish I went now...though my luck I'd be the one crashing and burning -_-
MechanicOfDerp
I'm getting a ticket for sure next time then.
UseTheSource
pretty sure that most of the point of Imgurians is casual sex
Squeezit
Imgur did get me laid once. By once I mean several times over a weekend. It was fun. Thats not why I want to go to Camp Imgur though.
huanthewolfhound
Was there ever any doubt that would be the case?
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
Didn't expect it, but it was certainly a nice bonus.
fitnessmatt
only a matter of time before you see the STD post
PaulLynde
Eek so many ppl wanting to blow ruffcats hopefully the boyfriend doesn't find out. Then again, threesome I guess.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
I will be attending next year.
TheoriginalBlathe
From never going outside to getting laid... Camp imgur sounds like a magical place
fearghul
Even more so than Tahiti apparently...
S33KER
Tahiti sucked.
S33KER
Tahiti sucked.
SkyeFirez
You double posted.
idownvoteplottwist
As long as you can endure the endless stream of memes coming out of people's mouths. If the video is any indication.
TheGhostMinx
As someone who hasn't had sex yet, god why didn't I go?!?!
diregamer
Ok do me a favor. Caluclate how much it would be for you to travel there. Put money together and spend it on someone you like who likes you
TheGhostMinx
Uhh....problem: people like me?
FireoftheAbyss
Yeah people like you. The ugly internet loser virgins! Like me too.
diregamer
Oh I am sure there are a few. No one is completely unliked. Even Doofenshmirtz has Vanessa and kinda Perry.
Edwin0529
I'll grab my ticket next time.
wheresthebaby
Me too
NotMyScienceAccount
Next time it'll be mostly men hoping for sex.
YodasLeftEar
youve seen those group pics yes?
hideakikarate
I think that was the original thoughts.
DAMMITSTOPSTEALINGMYFAVORITEUSERNAMES
I'm going once I hit 21 for casual sex and drinking buddies
boevis
Called it. Wish I had gone.
WhyDidntYouDodge
Not fit the guy that wanted to get hired.
ScaleScentedAnalDildo
But... what if he wanted to get hired as a male prostitute? *that perv emote I don't know how to make*
gingermoll
I'm genuinely so surprised at the amount of hanky panky that went down
FnJUSTICE
I am not... get a bunch of adults together in a place, with nothing really there to do... WELP ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
WildRosso
Well what'd you expect was gonna happen when you get a whole bunch of awkward 20-somethings together?
SubtleOrc
Some of it may have even happened
YodasLeftEar
haha "some" haha "may"
1drumshark
Ya. How much of the stories are just stories?
TabCapslock
I, for one, don't believe anyone shook kylecorn's hand
tyrannoSARAusrex
I did, then I washed it. Gross.
lonelylinguist
I was there, lurking at first because I’m shy. People could be found fooling around basically anywhere they thought they had some privacy.
SubtleOrc
Lurking AT FIRST ....
lonelylinguist
Yeah, I forced myself to be outgoing to get maximum enjoyment out of the time. And it turned out fucking amazing. Imgurians are good folk.
Diddlestyx
Yeah, a lot of these read like they treated it like the comments section and just tried to be funny/edgy.
SubtleOrc
Dear Penthouse Forum, I never believed this would happen to me
MrRandom314159
But last night, I saw two homeless guys and three homeless girls all having an orgy in my car.They invited me to join them.I did not say no.
SleuthGluth
Anyone pregnant?
KeatonTS
a better question to ask is if anyone was stupid enough to have unprotected sex with internet strangers
ScaleScentedAnalDildo
*how many people
DidItForScience
There's probably a few food babies from the eating contests.
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
@sera ?
Dracco
"Well little Timmy... you are, what I call, a Camp Imgur miracle."
Spankmenasty
LMFAO
Katheebs
Too soon to tell I imagine
Warranty
We'll know in a few months. We all need to send the babies gifts.
samjam10412
Gifts or Gifs?
RexNihil
Yes.
Warranty
Por que no los dos?
samjam10412
Say what? Sorry I took Latin and cheated most of my way through that. Lol
motittiesmoproblems
I hope y'all wore condoms. Camp Imgur is going to cause a major outbreak in VD
PaulIndrome
Babyboomers 2.0 - BimgurCampoomers.
psych0matt
Or children
PirateFroglet
Half Canadian children apparently...
AmiAthena
There was a small pile of condoms in the bathroom the first night; it disappeared quickly. But I'm sure people brought their own.
FieryLittleLion
It was actually a box of 40 when it started out. I had more in my tent but forgot to restock it on Saturday :P
Katheebs
On the next edition of "Stay Classy, Imgur" - 'Hey @soandso remember when I said I was on the pill at Camp Imgur? I wasn't. Surprise!'
filthyhippy
I'd just like to make it known that it was my idea to bring the condoms for all to enjoy. I was going to pass them out by hand but then 1/2
filthyhippy
wifey @fierylittlelion had the idea of leaving them in the women's bathroom so I wouldn't look like a weirdo just walking up randomly... 2/2
AmiAthena
Both very good ideas!
TragicTurtle
lets be a little more positive and just say these people got each other pregnant.
6ft1DickC
People being "positive" is the opposite of what they want
polkadotmonkey
the ultimate sexually transmitted disease
venslor
How is that remotely better?
Gaylenin
Vacuums cost less than HIV medicine
venslor
Well, when I typed it, I was like, at least there is a cure for most stds... But then I remembered there is a cure for pregnancy too.
Candymostdandy
Had I attended I would have manned the blowjob tent the entire time. I love uncircumcised penises. And circumcised penises. All penises.
UnicorninBanff
I'd be right there with you. Penises are great!
Tiiimmmaayy
Hi I have a penis.
NotMyScienceAccount
Your like a slutty ninja. I never see you comment unless its about sex.
Candymostdandy
Hey man, I had a comment on the charts yesterday about cows. I'm not a total one trick pony.
GivePuddingToYourEnemies
- How did @Candymostdandy die, sir? - Well, he became OP incarnate and literally choked on dick
Candymostdandy
*she (and I'm a pro at choking on dick, I'd never die from it)
whyexactly
Found the attention whore
Candymostdandy
How many times do I have to tell you guys...I'm not an attention whore. Just a regular whore.
achiprez
Hi.
AllHailSagan
In my head, your username is CandymostRandy
Candymostdandy
The shoe fits!
soukmania
Would you like some courtesy OC pics? :p
Candymostdandy
I always support OC.
NeckWearMncr
Please tell me you're a female
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
A good blowjob is a good blowjob, no matter who is giving it
captainclutch
$20 is $20
NeckWearMncr
Very true but I'd still rather have a girl do it!
SubzeroAK
[furiously goes through Candymostdandy's posts]
Kaenia
So, uh, results?
diregamer
Female confirmed.
Candymostdandy
Female as a fox!
ALovelyBloke
Fantastic. (I'm only here to make a pun.)
NeckWearMncr
Well hello! I'd like to thank you for helping me get the most upvotes on a comment I've ever had =)
Candymostdandy
*curtsies*
GayBacon
Does it mater?!
Bunchie
Not with a username like yours!
NeckWearMncr
No, but I like women, not men! =)
HairyPoter
A dick suckin is a dick suckin
CrimeBrulee
So does spaghetti until.... No that didn't work here.
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
I'd introduce my self but my username is too long, soooo, how you doing?
Candymostdandy
Good. I like to fuck.
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
Well then my bed is green, you know the rest.
Candymostdandy
Yes, I come over, get in your green bed and immediately fall asleep because it's so comfortable. You can bang me while I sleep though.
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
Nah, I'd have to wake you up. I appreciate instructions, plus it helps make it better for all involved.
Soltag
Do you want dick? Because this is how you get digital dick.
Candymostdandy
I'm cool with that.
twentyyearsandthensome
What's it like? My boyfriend's is uncircumcised and I'm about to get laid soon... Is it any different...?
Candymostdandy
Not in the way it feels inside, but uncut is easier to blow and play with I find. Foreskins are awesome.
twentyyearsandthensome
I heard it slides out easier...