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Jun 15, 2020 12:40 PM
MissDeeMeanor
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OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
My wife worked on her Master’s degree with Jessica. It’s weird seeing her in space.
studybutte
This is the kind of person we should name buildings and erect statues of
AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle
I slept in late for working from home and no one noticed
Pfffftit
Not that it's relavant, but she's freakin cute too
Themaxdu1
You go woman
TurgidMember
My, what an attractive genius.
SignHerePlease
I'm gonna go ahead and guess that she also speaks, reads or at the very least understands Norwegian and Danish
SvarvSven
As a Swede: I totally don't understand Danish but hearing Norwegian puts a smile on my face.
FartPoweredPogoStick
"Launched into space." Sounds like they shot her out of a cannon.
ImNotStalkingYouBTWYoureOutOfMilk
They strapped her to the cannon then launched it
DanOrtega
It's like for being an astronaut you would have to be an outstanding scientist or something, and not some fucken idiot that can be president
flappinmudbeans
What does a physiologist do? Wow this lady is impressive
holycrapitsjake
She physiologizes
OracleForCheap
As a Swedish person: Why the heck does she speak Swedish? I mean, it's cool, but it has a very narrow application.
fatabur
Her mother is Swedish, Jessica is born in the US but also have a Swedish citizenship and have studied in Sweden a semester.
thisisntausername
hopethisisntpermanent
And yet the news talks about every one of Trump's tweets for 48 hours on repeat....
ImJustaDudePlayingAnotherDude
There couldn’t be any other woman more out my league than her. I respect that.
Elnauriel
She's so far out of your league, she's in orbit around it. =p
Chromentor
As a Swede, the first thing i did was search for a video where she speaks Swedish.
Chromentor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuiqfKhPk1U
batteryforeverlow
Well I may have already won the Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes, so we all have a lot happening. Seriously, she’s bad ass! Need more!!
lostwalllet
DR. Jessica Meir…
rollsteelertide
Put some muhfuckin RESPECK on her name!!
thisisntausername
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
At least this post cites her many achievements besides the “first all female walk”, which pales in comparison to the former.
Spooner1
Why is an all female space walk important?
obvi7
boobs in space
madrush
I'll be that guy. It says something about society when something like this is noteworthy because they're women. [1/2]
madrush
Suggests that we didn't think they were as capable as men. [2/2] And I'm a man
asm80dfa8sdfj
Since you included that you were a man I know to trust what you said.
madrush
That's right....the innerwebs don't lie!!!
mutedia
because their menses attract space sharks.
Elnauriel
We've been sending people into space for over half a century, from many different countries. It took way too long for this to happen.
Spooner1
Sounds like we need more females to apply and make it to graduation... and then for those in charge to make missions for them...
OrionRed
Because it didn't happen until 2019?
serepta
If you have to ask that question then you might not understand the answer
Kronzor
They're trying to make up for that Ghostbusters movie they did.
JustLetMe
Because they finally have enough numbers to do an all-female spacewalk.
Spooner1
Gonna have to read some. Is this an issue of not having enough female applicants/graduates?
Millstone85
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Because it triggers men like you.
Spooner1
I'm not triggered. I just didnt understand the context of why it was important.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Suuure ;)
PoorSucker
DaveSamsonite
Bork Bork Bork.
Vergenbuurg
The "Swedish" subtitles on this YT vid are pretty funny https://youtu.be/B7UmUX68KtE
AnimalRescueGuy
I have no idea what this has to do with anything but it’s the only comment that made me laugh.
glenlochie
I don't care. He's my favorite muppet
khora
It’s a muppet that is affectionally referred to as Swedish by people who have no idea how to speak Swedish.
PoorSucker
She will understand.
crankyoldgeezer
Bork Bork Bork?
vonsmallhausen
Vert de ferk
doesntmatter
She's of Swedish descent
kenkenobi9
I'm 41. I make bedroom furniture ?♂️
chelli
Which is very useful! We can't all go to space, we need other shit done too :)
Lambast
In the future, there will be bedrooms in space!
Imalwaysready
Same! We're talking about in Animal Crossing, though, right?
FatBastardVegetarian
I'm 57. I use bedroom furniture.
TheBardOfAvon
My budget is 4.5 million dollars
QueefWind
I'm 58. My bedroom doesn't have furniture.
kenkenobi9
Neither does mine and I make the damn stuff ?
kurash
You Lucky bastard!
kenkenobi9
Thank you sir or madam.
Mokelzwerg
Why is there still a need to study penguins? I mean I understand why you would. They’re awesome. But don’t we know everything about them?
Revan1138
We don't know everything about anything.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Have you seen penguins? Somebody has to keep an eye on those evil fuckers.
TheMellowPeril
How would know that there’s nothing more to learn?
Ryann85
By that logic people should be studying my left nut cause...you never know. It may hold the cure to Covid 19
TheMellowPeril
Pretty sure that sub-atomic particles are already a field of study
Ryann85
Lol. I commend you! That was awesome! I actually smiled.
Mokelzwerg
I don’t know. I was questioning it.
pleasebrodontdoitdontregisteronimgur
Then you are studying penguins.
Mokelzwerg
2fligh2high
Finally Ripley has a wearthy successor
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sciencebasedlifeform
Noomi was hot...
RickSanchezC420
Was?
dropbear128
I bet she doesn't have a Class 2 Loader rating though.
honeybadgerdontgiveashit
HQ gif +1
KoolAidManForever
Oh Yeah!
RolandLovecraft
That is the same expression I have waking up every morning and realizing I’m not dead yet.
Sauroctonus
You mean predecessor.
Alfisking
Just scrap this whole thing
WeylandYutaniCorp
I hope Jessica Meir is a more loyal employee. I'd hate for her to nuke an expensive installation while she's in orbit.
sciencebasedlifeform
Username checks out.....building better worlds
ProfessorMatt
But it's the only way to be sure.
NinetiesBoomer
Worthy
somedaystherejustarentenoughrocks
Killjoy
2fligh2high
Thank you, I had my doubts about that word as a non native speaker.. Now I know!
JoeHerine
She comes from earth not orth. Who's the dumbass now?
elsmiff
a real wearther's original she is
Ithinkiloveher93
Grammas purse was very fond I heard....
RickSanchezC420
Lol thanks
IticoTaco
Underrated lol
2fligh2high
My granddad loved her!
hackller
also became the first member of the 408 km high club!!
fatherted
Say SpaceX 10x in a row.
iamthisguy247
You know, I once had sex in an airplane bathroom with Eartha Kitt.
pkrevbro
PIERCE!
iamthisguy247
What? It came up organically.
discotheque42
Pics or it didn't happen
hackller
look on nasa website! search for s*x
YesThisIsPhteven
I did and found nothing pertaining to actual sex. A google search also yielded no indication that any astronauts have had sex in the ISS
hackller
just don't google 'spacesuit porn'!
hackller
they did! i have the crudely photoshopped pictures of it!!!
TheMellowPeril
sax?
hackller
no! six!!!
OverMyDadBody
Sox? Red?
phobos535
There has been no sex in space (yet)
thynix
I feel like the caveat of "officially acknowledged" is important on this one.
TreasonousCheeto
Space bukkake would be jnteresting. Would be like being trapped in a snow globe.
MuaddibISR
hackller
brill!!!
Speedmetal05
What? Really? Im sure that if you have both straight men and women together for a long period of time, in close quarters, there will be sex!
phobos535
They are monitored 24/7,and have a job to do. Also, apparently its rather difficult to get a boner in 0g
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
I don't really see why it would be? Circulatory system's hydraulic. Usually has to work against gravity, so 0g should only be easier.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
And if their blood circulation didn't work without gravity, they'd be dead.
Speedmetal05
Yeah, i forgot about that. Guess being an astronaut is not as fun as i thought! Heck, if you can't have sex in space, what's the point?
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RedKale
Have you guys heard of Julie Payette? Very cool former astronaut who's today governor general of Canada, which is most stupid job on Earth.
RedKale
Computer Engineer. Speaks French, English, Spanish, German, Italian and Russian. Play piano. Current governor general of Canada. Lol.
anjaligirl
Its a prestigious post, the queens representative is nothing to laugh at.
RedKale
lol
4EverZw
Not worth the tax dollars spent on the position. Adrienne Clarkson's 'reign' should have resulted in the dissolution of the position.
Elnauriel
Fully agree. Like the royal family, it's an outdated role that has no practical purpose today and just costs us tax dollars. What ...
Elnauriel
bothers me even more is that Payette has been criticized for speaking out against climate change deniers and creationists. She's one of...
Elnauriel
She's also only 1 of 2 Canadian women astronauts to have gone into space (we have a third one who hasn't flown yet).
astrangehop
Can she tell why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch though?
whoisyourdaddy
Please don't focus on the spacewalk. Of all the things on that list, that's actually the least impressive. She's incredibly smart, /
Muzzledreaper
What are you talking about. A SPACEWALK. she was deemed intelligent and capable enough to be sent into space, You'd have to be pretty smart.
ilhares
I think the point was more the "all-female" part, which is entirely valueless virtue signaling. She is a badass, she doesn't need tokenism.
SmellsLikefishNH
Also, looking at her picture, she was a U2 pilot as well. I have the same patch from my time working on the program.
Lostedge
All-female spacewalk? Who did the all-male spacewalk?
whoisyourdaddy
dedicated, and graceful. We should clone her.
Elnauriel
Begs the question whether ambition is nature or nurture.
FunkyJazzMonkey
Well you don't get to spacewalk UNLESS you're incredibly smart. That's an extremely small, extremely exclusive club.
iprettymuchhateyouall
A sPAcEwALK iSN’t ImPResSiVe
Ihatenumbersinusernames
It really isn't, becoming an astronaut, and then going to space however....
Muzzledreaper
You'd have to be an astronaut anyway, that was kind of a given.
Muzzledreaper
It's like saying, saving a patients life isn't impressive. But going to med school and becoming a doctor however... It's no small feat.
Ihatenumbersinusernames
Not really comparable
Muzzledreaper
A space walk isn't impressive? What is this comment section on lol.
Ihatenumbersinusernames
Considering pretty much every astronaut that has gone to space after Mercury have preformed a spacewalk or more, no it isn't.
Muzzledreaper
OK, walking in space isn't impressive. Sure, totally. Yes it is.
VoodooChili
Penguins are the most fowl mouthed birds. All they say is fuck over and over. Fuuuck. Fuuck Fuuuck. I like them very much.
TexMexHex
But dont they actually have a shit ton of parasites in and around their beak? Like, visible crawlind bugs?
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
mikeatike
DrMephistoFromSouthParkColorado
and Danny Devito thinks you're ok too.
iWantToBeABus
They are really just fodder.
Theonewiththesandwich
"Fowl." Nice.
BlastingRopeToWaluigiHentai
Field Marshal Windbag
Noob3rts
Do not forget that their mouth contains nothing but teeth.
saveass
You would have a foul mouth too if you lived in the antarctic. ”No sun for 3 months fuuuuck”, ”-100f fuuck”
StunttheRunt
I don't remember that any penguin movies. Admittedly, I'm sure Robin Williams character could have thrown some in Happy Feet.
BahamutBBob
What about great auks?
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
rianstar
The penguin i know goes "doot doot"
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
You misheard. He said "fuck fuck".
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
binky4me
CadeGreenbottle
Erndie verndie, chicken in a pot
missiletowe12
I had a hospital roommate who could only say yes, no, and fuck. We got along 3 days before i realized he had a speech impediment.
PhurbuMukpodom
Did he also occasionally say: “Well, that’s an ecumenical matter...”?
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2fligh2high
laughinggas
doctor fucksci
iputnutinnutella
Is he standing next to trump?
2fligh2high
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
I don't get it.
realargonwolf
Me neither.
professionaldownvoter
fuck.
Skumkaninen
No
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodJackass
Yes
missiletowe12
20 years military. I'd say good morning, he'd say fuck, it was a conversation i was used to.
Fortherea
They mean they were totally fine conversing with only fuck/yes/no for 3 days before they realized that other dude couldn’t say anything else
missiletowe12
Fuckin' exactly.
kissmyassets
God damn, she should be a Barbie. They like to make influencial people.
preventerfire
And think of the accessories! That alone should be the selling point
ohdeepthought
They’ve done a series of inspirational women I think they did the first female astronaut.
SexualChocolates
She foxy as hell too
MrBizarre
Duuuude! ?
Putitinyomama
AmaIthea
She should have a statue
AzgarOgly
I don't think she wants to be stretched like that.
madrush
I'm a barbie girl...
Mewmus
in a NASA world....
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodJackass
Life in space thing,
doesntmatter
It's amazing
legalisegaymarijuana
Or people could stop buying shitty gendered toys. Barbies suck whether you're male or female.
AzgarOgly
Absolutely. They have distorted unrealistic bodies and clothes not made to good taste. And all that franchise is about consumerism.
CarlottaVonSprockett
Idk, my brother was always happy to use Barbies as ray guns (the torso being the handle and the legs being the barrel). They’re versatile.
kissmyassets
You are welcome to your opinion. They have changed a lot through the years. I've known both main sexes to play with Barbies.
karmasamburg
When I was young I played with my brothers Mego action figures & my aunt kept trying to make me play with barbies, I never cared for barbies
whoisyourdaddy
Hey! Can Imgur flood Mattel with requests, and make this happen?
CarlottaVonSprockett
I remember the astronaut Barbie from my youth (1985 I think?). Her uniform was not very practical at all for outer space.
Elnauriel
Not very practical, but you have to admit, it was pretty... out of this world! eh, eh?
CarlottaVonSprockett
I loved it so much when I first saw it as a five year old that it is still emblazoned upon my brain as a 38 yr old lol.
Elnauriel
I just bought my first Barbie this year. And I'm 35. Long overdue. =p
CarlottaVonSprockett
Okay follow up question: is it a collector Barbie that you bought because it looks pretty? Or are you going to play with it? My new SIL /1
CarlottaVonSprockett
https://images.app.goo.gl/gNdADzdFW826ZMDZ7
theirarefourlights
So 80’s!
Mxlespxles
Stop giving Ol' Musky ideas
CarlottaVonSprockett
Lol now I’m picturing him specifically in sparkly tights, pink boots, and giant puffy magenta sleeves.
Upvoter2000x
Im sure they would love to be able to spacewalk in that out fit compared to the shit they have lug around now
OlksPolks
I'm sure it's uncomfortable but it's not like they can feel the weight right?
nameuser350
anybody when the astronauts hydration straw broke and water filled his helmet nearly drowning him in space?
Upvoter2000x
Couldn't tell you.. I don't believe in gravity.
SyntheticReindeer
They can't, but it's hard to move in them. So a -19 och all agility checks