TheTastiestTampon
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Oh, this on the front page now. Cool, inbox me your favorite podcasts about world history, questions about gardening/landscaping, or if your a fellow veteran who needs/wants to talk. SECOND EDIT: For some reason, I can't see any chats in the app or on desktop. Not sure why, just doesn't load. Sorry if I don't get back to you as a result. Also, for those that are interested I didn't even get deep into doxxing methodology to find his home. I searched Google searched his name, and the town Wikipedia says he resides in, because it's close to the town I reside in and I was curious. It took me about 30 seconds to find a verifiable result, and about 2 minutes more to verify it.
mynamesbryson
You're definitely on a list now.
OneUpperSteve
Did you get -1 upvotes?
PoeKneeTa
lol
TachyonCode
Well, at least 18 people have reading comprehension...
EverydayIdleness
He'll just use all the bribes he's getting to buy a different house.
rickeyspanish
or just find it and turn it off
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
He actually has always been for this kind of thing.
dan144
The coolest thing about it is that you don't even have to call them bribes, they can just be donations.
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
It's not an elected position...
PiggyWobbles
I believe the term is "political contribution"
UnknownSquid
Alternatively, offered a job at Verizon with zero responsibilities and a 5 million bonus, followed by immediate 6 million severance package.
absolutehysteria
The best explanation
everythingistakeneventhisone
Can I be implicated if I upvoted this?
JalapenYoBizness
I did not upvoot just to be safe
RoadRageRob666
Is this what the world has come to? Is this what "freedom" looks like? Is this what vets have died for?
TheMightyDio
As the FBI, you are already implicated. You're goin to crime prison, buddy.
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
Not the crime prison!
unknownmale
yes
Gianttesticlemonster
Or put on a batman suit and jerkoff on his lawn at 2am on the 3rd thursday of each month.
thegarlicawakens
3:32 A.M.
avidday04
Been browsing this site several years now and still don't get the reference. Maybe one day.
KanedaWhatDoYouSee
Some guy just rndmly posted this gif with the title and it stuck and bcme an inside joke where others strtd refrng it in their own meta ways
LookingForWorkInColorado
FilipeNogueira
@OP 1st part http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpbOEoRrHyU</a> / 2nd part http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92vuuZt7wak
holyglamgrenade
FUUUUUUUCK I LOVE GUS
simcarto
Love the reference
MrAlaz10
Just watched this ep last night. Sooo good
OneHandedComent
Lol have you seen above gif and this one? Perfect combination
pyrrhlis
LookingForWorkInColorado
ConcernedPansexual
TheBufferkiller
Good luck.
stimpsonjcatt
Put a banana in his tailpipe while you are at it.
hansolongdingdongtralala
KyleBlows
Will OP deliver?
TheTastiestTampon
I probably wont
NEClamChowderAVPD
At least you're honest
magneticmagic3
If you were going to do it, you wouldn't have posted it online.
fnordy
That' just what he WANTS you to think. You've fallen for his clever ploy!
TheTastiestTampon
That is very true.
LarfleezePlz
Gidyup
Give him the raspberries
DrunkenCanuckEh
YES! THIS!
d12squall
LONE STAR!!!
DickDynasty
That's one way to jam the radar.
thereverseapachemaster
I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the creeps, and I've lost the sweeps. IT'S RASPBERRY! I HATE RASPBERRY!
rocketturttle
Well we ARE surrounded by assholes
GreenYawgmoth
And then comb the desert!
slvrscoobie
We Aint found Shit
Athenawins
The raydar is now jammed!
diddleyhole
There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberries....
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memesis
@RaspberryFlavoredTampon
Gidyup
Lone Starr!!
TachyonCode
You jammin'.
JobyJob
And then give him the ol' razzle dazzle!
Gidyup
Any comment with dazzle dazzle gets a +1 in my book
IMadeThisAccountToTellYouEitherAboutDogRescuesOrHouseMD
Your comment has nothing to do with Spaceballs and it sucks. Delete it.
TheTimeless
This is a good and funny comment, however it has nothing to do about dog rescues or HouseMD. Delete it.
SamLasssy
brutal. I love it.
furriephillips
Does this kind of love for Spaceballs, mean that I should go watch it immediately? Never seen it.
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
ThrenR
Sorry for being late to the party, but who is this person I keep seeing.
IamTheSherm
Chairman of the FCC Ajit Pai. He wants to roll back Title II regulations on the internet, and people think it will ruin the internet.
pixe1adrift
rather, people are worried it'll be enabling to corporate greed, making it so ISPs can do whatever they want to your internet to make a buck
pyrrhlis
And thus ruin the internet.
fnordy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MeBQ7Ic0yA
ifounditunderthere
No you wont...
Ozarck
Accurate title is accurate.
TwoVhsCopiesOfGoodfellas
That's not even how any of that works...
ifounditunderthere
dweadpiewitwobbits
Tricksy @OP is a fag, getting -1 upvotes is impossible.
koalas321
No it's not. Posts can be in the negatives
Ozarck
Points can be in the negative. but that's from downvotes, not negative upvotes. Still, getting "at least" -1 upvote is possible.
Ozarck
Heck, it's guaranteed. 0 upvotes is "at least" -1 upvote.
IWouldUpvoteEveryCommentAndPostYouHaveEverMadeButIWont
See you on Fox News
JustaRatInACage
Maitrify
I don't get why people upvote this shit. You're right he's lying
JeepersMedia
Gonz000
Well the post says -1 upvote, and we're(at this moment) at 7k+, so he doesn't need to do anything via his promise?
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
murderhobbit
Awesome
JohnnySilverhand
I enjoy when we meet. Go right ahead.
ISellUsernames
I have one already
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icky78
Brilliant
SuperiorPosterior
I like your moxi. You've got chutzpah. Got a gif for me, I wonder?
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
SuperiorPosterior
Yeah, you got it. Good show!
PineappleSlam
pazuzu
Scabbers?
IIRocks
Me ?
pizzapartyhard
blaiddlover69
gaystoner
mellowdrama
Don't pretend the FBI won't figure out who you are, TheTastiestTampon, and with that name they'll be laughing all the way to your front door
TheTastiestTampon
Hey, at least I made them laugh.
MerToo
Hey at least you gave 30000 people that aren't you and didn't click anywhere on this page much a really apt idea.
Nephus
Pretty sure a wifi jammer is considered a federal offense. It's a danger to airplanes and emergency services somehow.
aViolentBurstOfBrilliantColor
I sincerely hope some pissed off hacker ruins this guys life.
Katateochi
I'm usually for underhand tactics, but this case needs to be done on the level, or thunder-cunts like this will use it to justify their shit
aViolentBurstOfBrilliantColor
Valid point. I agree, completely.
NotAPervert
(2) and when he tries to use Netflix, it asks "want full throttle for Netflix? Only 43.50 for Comcast FastFlix data package!"
aViolentBurstOfBrilliantColor
Brilliant!
NotAPervert
They need to not block his internet. Instead make it 4 times slower, and porn is 10 time slower. Then make an extension that waits a week (1
gnarphy
SemiC0L0N
As much as I’d like to see this happen, I am sure he has neighbors who aren’t assholes that would be effected. They don’t deserve this.
MerToo
*affected, temporarily, for a cause that literally impinges on modern free speech. we can all justify droning children as collateral dmg!
TheTastiestTampon
I 100% agree with you. That, more than any other legal consequence, is what is holding me back.
5768656e726561736f6e6661696c73746865646576696c68656c7073
Y U LIE?
ShinksAvoHazaar
Either your username is something very specific or it has to be a bitch to sign in on new devices.
greenertarian
Whenreasonfailsthedevilhelps -- it's ASCII code in hexadecimal. Clever.
Idsertian
It's hexadecimal. Converts to: Whenreasonfailsthedevilhelps
ShinksAvoHazaar
Now I have more questions.
Dracotrapnet
Joke is, he doesn't use wifi.
lawideas
If you hide go onto his property you're trespassing and can be jailed. If you put it on the sidewalk, you'll just be violating FCC regs.
SlowMoE30
Throw it over the fence
8hourgamer
hook it up to power off a street light, batteries die
pyrrhlis
They can't arrest us all!
MerToo
don't forget to a: make it remotely controllable so you can just drive past it with a clicker, and b: run on a short or random timer
scrangos
keep going satan
MerToo
one does one's best.
SammyStoner
I oddly had a thought about a timer before reading this, put it on a timer to make it more annoying. Like 30s on, 1 min off? Sounds good.
SammyStoner
It'd probably drive him crazy wondering why his wifi or whatever keeps cutting out seemingly randomly, though a random timer might be better
MerToo
I reckon a random timer; how much disruption does it take to make the victim PC spend time looking for/relogging into the signal?
MerToo
for bonus points you could add noise activation so every time a vehicle passes it does its thing, extending suspicion to other causes
tsunayou
"3 hours in taffic" I see you to are a man of the DMV.
jixathejinx
That's how we describe the the daily commute during SXSW in Austin.
vinnnychase
That's cute. One week out of the year. It's everyday here around D.C.
buckycarter
Honestly thought it was just a Crazy Ex-Girlfriend reference
jebascho
Who started calling it the DMV? It's relatively new.
The22ndDoctor
About 7 ish years, I think. It's a play on DMZ (De-Militarized Zone)
ComradeSneak
Nah it's been the DMV for some years now
jebascho
That's relatively new to me. I grew up there. First time I heard DMV was 2011.
monimoomo
DMV is a nomenclature for D.C.-Maryland-Virginia
jebascho
I'm aware. I grew up there. But I haven't heard it used until somewhat recently. I'm curious when that started.
monimoomo
I moved to the area about ten years ago, I feel like it's been referred to the DMV as long as I have lived here.
NotOnRexManningDay
One of us! 66, 495, 270, 95, 395, and so many more can go to hell
TheTastiestTampon
I sure am. Even walking across the street can take years during rush hour.
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
Omg! Me too!!
Mikec311
I live in Manassas, work in Rockville. It just took me 35 mins at 6am. Every other day it's 2 hours plus. Who can plan around that shit??
SlightlyOverripeBanana
I live outside tge beltway and worked inside the beltway twice. Never again if I can help it. I drive 30 mi west for work. 35 mins down 7.
VeryTallDwarf
My people
RosienenBrot
I fell you.. well not really. I live in a smaller Town in Germany. But parking somewhere without having to pay is an act of impossibility.
tsunayou
we have the infrastructure here, some of the best in the country even. people just suck at driving.
katseiko
People seem to suck more at driving in your place than here. Over here, they usually become sucky when it rains or if it starts to snow.
TheClockworkBird
I mean now that metro is a little slower and more expensive people are mighty peeved.
DeadCrab
I just moved to Maryland a month ago and might try to just telework everyday for the rest of my life because the traffic is so bad here..
captain5
That's why I work 4 miles down the road...still takes me 15 min to get to work
paranoidplatinum
If you get stuck in traffic here in the DMV you better have some patience because there's no getting around it here
bohemiancrabcity
Fuck route 1 toward Crystal City. I go blind with anger on that road at rush hour.
piranha1537
Was stationed on Belvoir when I was in the Navy. Just leaving post during rush was a nightmare but going on post in the AM.. My poor hair.
The22ndDoctor
If you're coming from the south, try the GW parkway to 395 south, then come in through Pentagon City.
bohemiancrabcity
I come up 210. I've tried that route, it's real hit or miss it seems.
The22ndDoctor
You can also try Mount Vernon Ave. It runs behind Braddock Metro, parallels Route 1 to Glebe, where it turns into Ridge Road.
McDuffkins
I read DMV =Dept of Motor Vehicles.
MrsCptS
When I first moved to the DMV I was very confused because I thought this too
McDuffkins
Ah, I'm not the only 1 :)
The22ndDoctor
In the capital, it's District, Maryland, Virginia as a play on DMZ (De-Militarized Zone)
McDuffkins
JustAnotherImgurAsshole
There are dozens of us! Dozens! We pass the time in traffic muttering about what bad drivers our counterparts from MD/VA/DC are: "WTF, MD!!"
jonsmithorig
MD driver here. I feel your pain. 495/95 is the bane of our existence
ballsohard2202
I've been in fort Meade for 6 months now, and to me, you all fucking suck
ballsohard2202
I was on my way to Reagan a while back and when I didn't let this chick in trying to cut me off in traffic, she just pushed her way through
dowhut
Fuggin MD drivers ????
bohemiancrabcity
VA drivers are the worst. Every time I see a car driving on the left shoulder toward the Woodrow Wilson it's a VA plate.
TeamRocketBlastOffAtTheSpeedOfLightSurrenderNowOrPrepareToFight
GW PKY to 495, fuck everyone that try to jump the right lane to MD. I would have such a quick drive to VA with out you fuckers.
ballsohard2202
GW PKY is cancer
TeamRocketBlastOffAtTheSpeedOfLightSurrenderNowOrPrepareToFight
Because so many fuckin Marylanders try to jump the line to the 495 inner loop. Which then fucks everyone trying to go to the outer loop.
Bunchie
Shower Thought: Is 495 bad because of MD drivers, or are MD drivers bad because of 495?
Mirilali
Yes
RIPDayRoot
What's wrong with md drivers? Pa drivers are the worst!
SimpleBagelGod
I hated Maryland drivers so much today as I drove down 495
JustAnotherImgurAsshole
Personal pet peeve: DC Zipcar and Prius drivers going 30mph on the freeway and swerving across 5 lanes of traffic when they miss their exit
Cheomesh
As a Marylander: :(
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Cheomesh
Shhhh don't mention the flag...some SJWs might come for our Cross Bottony or something...
amagiciannamedgob
Stop being part of the problem then, Maryland driver. ;)
BalthazarShermerhorn
But I enjoy being part of the problem
Cheomesh
I follow the rules of the road to a fault.
ILieForPoints
The sad part is I'll take DC traffic over Los Angeles traffic. But, as a Californian living in MD: what the ever loving fuck, MD?
Mikec311
As a long time resident of NOVA and a guy who lived in L.A. for a year. Fuck em both.
Kalapacs
Any kind of signal jammer is very illegal.
Mackdi
Only against government property. No one else is gonna be able to prove it.
DrunkenCanuckEh
Not if it's raspberry jam!
GreenYawgmoth
Then he'll lose the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps!
MalinorTheMagnificent
Unless the government is running it...
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
It only matters if you get caught.
nicetomeetyouimdad
Put a more powerful wifi on the same channel as his and kill his signal to noise ratio. Legal.
stickitinuryolo
[this comment has been blocked by the FCC]
rvt2
You donn't have to jam it, you can send 'legit' disconnect requests and the client will obey. Technically not jamming...
MerToo
(sigh) As the CEO of your corporation you have a moral duty to further the aims of your shareholder(s), mostly you. Whatever you can get...
Dionysus187
He's not a CEO, though. He's the head of the FCC.
MerToo
naw, i mean YOU. You're the CEO of your corporation, therefore you must do *whatever you can get away with* to enrich your shareholder, you.
MerToo
...away with, or withstand the fallout from, or reasonably take the risk of, you do. If paying out corpses is cheaper than a new fuel tank..
MerToo
Jesus Americans, learn to America! You don't need to be 350M victims of a handful of assholes.
TheTastiestTampon
That actually depends *a lot* on signal strength and transmission distance.
bohemiancrabcity
Only if you have a license.
HitlersArtCritic
You'd be looking for one that only jams HIS property so nobody can tell its his. And maybe a tiny one for car rides.
SensualDonut
uhh as a former Radio Frequency Transmissions Systems Technician... Nah man, them shits illegal. Straight up.
CommTeam6
3D1x3 fo life
storebrandproductmascot
Source? FCC says they're all illegal: https://transition.fcc.gov/eb/jammerenforcement/jamfaq.pdf
Hyero
Well this guy is in charge of said FCC, so...
northernbread
Who?
Katateochi
hello & welcome back from your trip in space, here on Earth for the last few weeks+ (longer) we've been screaming about net neutrality & 1)
northernbread
In the vastness of space I could hear the cry of net neutrality but who in the equally vastness of the American political system is this?
Katateochi
he's the sack of lightly sautéd yak testicles that's in charge of the FCC and the one trying to bring about the end of net neutrality.
MrFather
Ah I understand now... fuck that guy
Katateochi
this cock-juggling thunder-cunt is the (current) face of the enemy. 2)
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
From imgur I know that he's a cunt, got a micro dick and erectile dysfunction but I do not know his name.
Sureletsgowiththat
Ajit Pai is his name.
ErinFromTheOffice
Shitting on his lawn would probably be more effective, easier to get away with, and more legal.
Katateochi
easier to get away with? you'd literally be leaving a shit load of DNA evidence at the scene.
SammyStoner
Well, could always use dog shit. Also, don't they have to have something to match the DNA to like a cheek swab from a suspect?
sadiepearl
+1 for literal use of shit load
MerToo
better to wait 'til he's on the lawn & use a rifle, that way it'll be his DNA that gets everywhere.
glaug
It certainly seems to be coming to that. The enemy has already destroyed the integrity of elections, so nonviolent options are dwindling.
CwmMakesPeopleCryInScrabble
Who are you? I'm curious what sort of person thinks it's okay to say shit like this.
MerToo
I'm a 46yo Kiwi father of 2. And if a bullet was good enough for JFK, then where is Lee Harvey Oswald now that his country really needs him?
MerToo
or are you going to try to vote your way out of this? Maybe write an angry letter? Make an aggrieved phone call? Scowl mightily?