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Époisses
Reblochon
Camembert
Brie
Boursin
Munster
Roquefort
Pont-l’Évêque
Tomme de Savoie
Bleu de Bresse
Livarot
Bucheron
Brillat Savarin
Chaubier
Chaumes
Coulommiers
Coutances
Carré de l’Est
Gaperon
Explorateur
Lavort
Mont des Cats
Port Salut
Saint Albray
Tomme au Fenouil
Vieux-Boulogne
Pavin
Olivet Cendré
Mottin Charentais
Beaufort
Raclette
Rochebaron
Saint-Paulin
Fromager d’Affinois
Édel de Cléron
Boulette d’Avesnes
Baguette Laonnaise
Abbaye de Beloc
Cathare
pizzapartyhard
Aaaaah yis! Brillat savarin!
MrMuchoMachoMan
smgbear
damn... I'm hungry now
Justawhitedude
A very cultured post OP. I'll see myself out...
myownhotafkoolimgername
I am slightly aroused by this post
avenlanzer
only slightly? you must not be very into cheese.
ItsActuallyDavidNow
I can jerk off to this.
yharon
Who CAN’T jerk off to this though? Sexiest curves I’ve ever seen.
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193chjk
Mooore you slut
bratislavaisforlovers
ifuckdragons
I'm gonna mix them all together and put them in one fondue
Panzerkeks85
ImproperHomosexualBehavior
You missed one.
Sayertron
Got myself some reblochon in the fridge. Smells like feet, tastes like heaven
jo45800
Time for tartiflette !
MetallicBats
I can smell it from here.
TobyTwoTimes
Hard on the outside, soft on the inside. The French telly embody their cheese
LieutenantScarecrow
Question: do you eat the shell or that exterior, or just the center? Some look edible, and some look questionable.
Nikki1236969
I always wondered that too!
sym1
Some you do, some you don’t
virtualmix
Depends on the cheese and your mood of the day.
iSoulend
especially your mood tbh
casualbuckets
Me: 1) Brie? Nope. 2) Brie, nope. 3)Brie! Nope. 4)Brie!!! Nailed it, I know my French cheeses... 5)... Brie?
TheDivineUsersub
Brie is the only cheese that matters. Step 1: Melt it. Step 2: make mold of your dick. Step 3: give to GF/BF for birthday.
TinCook
I like it! Molding moldy cheese in a mold of my moldy dick.
Gayforbae
Cereaza
Shit ain't got nothing on Velvetta
InDubiousBattle
Good god, not marked mature? This may be the sexiest thing I've ever seen. I want to eat all of them.
RegisBent
I'm not big into French cheese but I'm kinda drunk right now and the thought of spreading most of these on a baguette would be delicious
ALotOfPeople
you cannot spread most of them! If you do this Napoleon's grenadier will come to poke you to death!
RegisBent
Luckily I live in Canada so most of these are viable options
NateNuss
Mostly all of these cheeses aren't allowed into the US because of FDA regulations which are complete fucking Shite!
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
I can find about 1/2 of these at the import market
SerenePrincess013
Where i lived in VA, we had a world market that had a bunch of imported cheese. For stupidly jacked up prices, but at least they had them.
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
Shipping refrigerated goods across the ocean isn't cheap
Omnifiend
Roquefort...isn't that a smelly kind of cheese?
BrokenPancreasLand
Very.
Cretule
It's actually one of the less smelly one. Don't go near a Munster..
pizzapartyhard
HolyHellJezebel
It would be cool to do a cheese tasting club. It's usually too expensive to justify buying it. Pool the money, try a bunch.
ChocolateTeacosy
I used to work in a cheese shop and ran tasting evenings every fortnight. Good way to learn about cheeses and pairings.
hotdropoclock
If Dave buys a can of Kraft Spray Cheese again, do we get to beat him to death?
HolyHellJezebel
That's rule number two of cheese club.
Shartifartfast
I've tried to do this. Monthly cheese party with a buy-in. Nobody will commit because they apparently have problems with prioritization.
automaticallymoderated
Some of the stores around here have “odds and ends” baskets, where we can snag small bits of fancy cheeses for under $10/each. Awesome.
ijustfoundajob
Beaufort ist the best! But crazy expensive. Muenster sounds German btw. And you forgot Comté, great cheese as well.
iSoulend
it's Alsatian, which is basically the bastard child of France & Germany who're yet constantly fighting for its care
FrasierCranesHumongousAss
Munster is French while Muenster is German, but it was brought to Germany from France :)
whatupmyknitters
oh that explains why i was confused. i got it confused with this:
XoxSmotpokerxoX
How much difference in the 2?
BennyBeat
Deux doigts
XoxSmotpokerxoX
I like cheese, I don't speak surrender monkey
FrenchPudding
A 2hour drive with a livarot in the car, during the summer is a very bad idea... almost past out after 45minutes.
MrRemakes
Should have brought a baguette.
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
*passed
toxcrusadr
It doesn't LOOK stinky...
themachinest
Since I’m lactose, do I consider this a shitpost?
BrokenPancreasLand
Also, look into the difference between A1 and A2 type dairy. You may find A2 is ok for you. Basically older cattle breeds r less irritating.
Ombreuse
Lot of goat cheese don't worry! Also as a lactose intolerant french I can tell you most of them are safe, except the very fresh ones.
amoeba15
I think you're missing a word. Unless you actually are sentient milk sugar.
ThishasbeenmyTedTok
ALL HAIL THE NEW OVERLORDS OF SORE MUSCLES
MrRemakes
That's lactic acid. Despite the name, the two chemicals have very little in common. The name comes from the Latin word for milk.
ThishasbeenmyTedTok
ZachsAnomaiy
Cheese was made so that lactose intolerant people could eat it. Aging cheese removes the lactic acid, making it easy to digest. It's the 1/2
helpidontknowmyname
Cheese's original PURPOSE wasn't for lactose-intolerant people. But you are right. Aged cheeses have little lactose remaining to upset tum.
ZachsAnomaiy
Improperly prepared supermarket cheese and cheap stuff that will fuck you up. Real aged French gourmet cheese should be your friend. 2/2
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Am I a muenster for not liking soft cheese?
sepredia
Do not worry, you are not alone.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Oh gouda, that's reassuring.
ishouldbesolucke
I don't like your tomme
PirateRabbitSim
What about cream cheese?
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Only in a recipe. I won't spread it on a bagel, but will eat dips that contain it.
BeerandCats
This post gave me a heart attack due to my diamond hard erection
Snowman0HK
Dick harder than theoretical physics
IusedToSmellRebeccasFarts
candunc
I feel sick looking at these. I love the taste of cheese, but damn it hurts me
TheVenerableJudgeTaintyMcPoo
Not gonna lie I felt it move. Weird moment for me.
ImSorryFriend
I'm just glad to hear I wasn't the only one furiously masturbating.
AstroExplained
0.1 carat diamond?
kittiesgiffiesandmorekitties
FrasierCranesHumongousAss
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/273/647/a7d.jpg
PSWIIsixty
I may have came a little when I saw the first picture. I just started a diet too, maybe that's related?
GoodColonizer
And I'm over here like "Munsters not my thing".
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
I pooped myself reading it due my lactose intolerance.
VigorousButtstuff
Technically you should be okay eating some of them, as many lactose intolerance cases are source-specific(i.e. bovine dairy vs goat dairy)
MonochromeReflections
#worthit
sLAppyMcBaLlz2
Epoisse
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IusedToSmellRebeccasFarts
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Camembert
ForSomeAbstractReason
Camembert is just brie's sluttier sister
sciencebasedlifeform
Really? Cheese gets to the FP?
H2ONerd
You forgot the "A".
ThisIsSpaceballsTheUsername
Charlie Kelly approves this post.
ISeeNippleWithoutLittleKids
Monkeytron
Martecles
Monkeytron
TristanBomb
There's a bridge in the space-time continuum! We must channel the upvotes!
pinballbobby
Followed everyone over to upvote.
Sapphirebow
You delivered +1
evilgendo
FeminineBeeOnslaught
You fulfilled your promise!
skelcal
I recognise that crop. +1
HairyPicklePuller
You kept your word you majestic son of a bitch.
evilgendo
My thoughts exactly you beat me to it take my up vote
chrisdafish
Explain
AbstractBlue
Check out this post. Its in the comments
uman42
As a french living in the US, I hate you so much @OP
FrasierCranesHumongousAss
Why do you hate me? :o
Cretule
I hate you because you gave no love to maroilles, or comté.. But I respect you for le mont des cats!
misanthropotatopotato
or morbier ...
Zokalwe
Because he can't find that stuff in the US and you reminded him how much he misses it. I know, cuz I'm in the same boat.
uman42
Eh sorry for replying late, I didn't get the notification. @zokalwe gets it. It's possible to find some cheese at whole food, although 1/
uman42
it's prohibitively expensive. And you can't find any nice baguette to go with it. Also, some cheese are prohibited (reblochon) due to the 2/
uman42
non-pasteurization of the milk. Anyway, I need to go back for a serious cheese session. That being said, well done on that list @op.
anygirlx
I want to cry. Currently unemployed, but want to spend my last $60 on cheese.
ABluntForce
Spending $60 on cheese? I have so many games I want to buy, I can't even think about food.
JohnsterW
What if I sent u some? I don't know how to privately ask for your address?
kacetheace007
If you live near a whole foods, they have a bin of cheese chunks too small to sell. Sometimes there is really good cheese for very little $$
cybersloughter
I hear you. I've been unemployed for a little while and staring at these made my mouth water.
sassybeckalicious
I was just fondling some triple creme brie over at the healthy market. I put it back, for both of us.
shwat
That'll get you a couple hundo grams... why is it so bad for my wallet!!
TheOneTrueGosh
One time when I got my tax return I spent almost $300 on cheese. Just cheese. Got some crackers and pigged the fuck out for a week.
umnotme
iHaveAlotOfFolders
Gromit?
WitzyDitzy
Did you go to Grandpa’s Cheese Barn?
TheOneTrueGosh
No regrets, it was amazing.
elfearlightcouncil3000
Need a friend next time lmao
spadinaaa
I've recently gone vegan and want to... Die. Lol I just licked my screen
MungoVitoGotHellaCats
Just make the exception for cheese. We won’t tell anyone. Even if it’s for health reasons just lie to your doctor.
Davadin
Don't die. Eat cheese.
Cheomesh
Well at least you don't have to worry about the heart disease killing you.
amoeba15
Artisan Vegan Cheese https://www.amazon.com/dp/1570672830/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_-wOCAbS65EFRQ
spadinaaa
Wow! This is awesome, thank you for sharing
SpecialAgentSkully
As someone who's lactose intolerant, this looks awesome! Thanks for sharing it would be nice to eat cheese without taking Lactaid each time!
amoeba15
There's some good commercial vegan cheese now. Chao is good stuff and melts beautifully for grilled cheese.
amoeba15
Check out the Artisan Vegan Cheese cookbook. So worth the effort.
TwerkingLurker
That looks awesome and tasty. It's too bad I don't have the patience for long cultures.
amoeba15
Some of the stuff is more instant, like sour cream.
Mtkc
That's not a real thing.
amoeba15
Mtkc
It's not though. So, while I'm sure it's a delicious soy paste, you don't get to call it cheese.
aFuckinChair
One can only dream about it.
kissmyassets
I laughed so hard it confused other passengers.
AliBarber
Well maybe if you'd focus on driving instead..
kissmyassets
Haha I was on the train. Not everyone has the luxury of a car.
tallgiraffe
Damn living big... while you have the honor of sitting in a train I have to walk everywhere
kissmyassets
It is a luxury I can't really afford. I usually walk and bike. I work more just to be able to pay for the train. I'm trying best I can.
hotdropoclock
So focus on driving the train, silly!
kissmyassets
Train drivers get basically minimum wage and have to deal with homeless hiding in the trains. No thanks.
AliBarber
Hahaha losers. *begins crying much to the other bus passenger's confusion*
kissmyassets
You'd have to call me more than a loser to make me she'd a tear. Bus transportation in my state is pretty good and reasonably available.