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DirtyParrot
Its mutual here. I crank that Christmas music from Turkey day until Christmas. I think more guys do it than they admit
xXxHELLxXxYEAHxXx
God thats one of my fav things during xmas. No snow no spirit but the tunes set up the mood just right. "run dmc - Christmas is"
URNSHOW
I feel your boyfriends pain... intensely.
transientgirl
Me too. As a girl
tyuijhgf
@op I have a new found hatred for x-mas since working retail
DespiseEveryone
At a large train station there was a beggar playing a flute very badly. I hated him after just a few minutes. Imagine having to work there.
OliyTheCreepr
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock...
IamLrrrRulerofthePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Suck on my, suck on my, lick on my, cock...
Pafolo
scottyk5980
GimmeTheFeels
I control the tunes in my office and I've had multiple Christmas music requests and I have successfully dodged them thus far...
ImAFoxButNotReally
A brave man
JackOnTheMap
Maybe not the same quality but for me. /a/MegZL
Dreamdayer
zertmaster
chrisis
"Korn Fan 420"
shiznittlebamsnipsnapsally
'Well the weather outside is weather'
shutupgrampa
"But the fire is so fireful. "
Noob3rts
As somebody who worked in a store at night, you have no idea how AWFUL Christmas music is. You have NO IDEA until you have spent a month
Noob3rts
listening to it on repeat.
CrossThreadedLids
Yup. Is PTSD from retail a thing? Cause... I think it's kind of a thing.
Noob3rts
It should be. I've heard every variation of Jingle Bells, so much so that I broke product out of rage with my barehands without realizing it
LEZBHONE5T
Anyone notice the cats hat on the right looks like a pentagram? Hmm...
kwikstik
SuburbanMeerkat
what's that from?
Iamtotallyarobot
I used to work in a Target and a K-Mart during the holidays. Right cat sums up my feelings about Christmas music now.
blatantAntics
I can relate to him...
TrippyBobby
Me too. Only 3 more weeks of this shit
RandomImgurian
I can relate to her
Durtschi
It's been 15 years since I worked retail during Christmas, first year the music hasn't made me cringe. Some songs though...
DarkUranium
Pedro1906
wheres this from m8
Sleven
I feel you.
TheDarkLordOfTrees
I DON'T NEED A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS
duke605
Fat and unimpressed/annoyed... yup... I can too
whatupmyknitters
i can relate to @OP.
pookieeatworld
Ok I like to sing a couple of the classics but I can't stand having to go into Kohl's and listen EVERYONE'S version of EVERYTHING.
ladyVenom
How about work playing it all day on the PA system all day every day.
HardhatBambi
As a retail worker, likewise
DarkMerk0617
As can i...
ChemBoy613
You are true evil :(
IreallywantmynametobeSpaghetti
This is why I love my boyfriend. We both hate Christmas music
eykompis
You're an old slut on junk Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed You scumbag, you maggot You cheap lousy faggot
eykompis
Happy Christmas your arse I pray God it's our last
expensiveholestoburythings
And the bells are ringing out for christmas day.
expensiveholestoburythings
And the bells are ringing out for christmas day.
PillowFortResident
You just haven't spent enough years working retail. That'll learn ya.
Georgetheimp
Lol you do not have a boyfriend.
7thlevelLazerLotus
Clearly it is a cat.
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
Well duh, a cat won't even know what that means.
softandwarmkitty
unfortunately for me, the relationship titles are switched
PffftNext
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Iliketobuttermyselfupandslidearoundontiledfloors
I'm fine with this playing
JustAGamerDreamin
I rebind my local radio station that only plays christmas music around the holidays to something else until it stops.
terrylovesyogurt99
100.3 Nov 1st every year
MightyShoePrint
I thought I had it bad. The stations that play 24/7 Christmas music here have the decency to wait until the last week or two of November
MightyShoePrint
In my town it's the same 12 songs sung by 26 different artists. And it starts something like a week before thanksgiving.
introxx
I have been listening to NPR Jazz
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SuperiorPosterior
My fave though, is "What if Eminem did Jingle Bells?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heeT6E7KBUE
SuperiorPosterior
https://youtu.be/tIO4ZhJ-PJ0 Here's a parody of Alvin & the Chipmunks, https://youtu.be/HBZPM1DPd-E And a trip to the restroom gone wrong.
SuperiorPosterior
I like listening to Bob Rivers' Twisted Christmas songs. Largely inappropriate, and wonderfully so. https://youtu.be/IbPy9zqWGcU
tacolandslide
There are dozens of us!
CooCooCaChew
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/e6/e68630c6c39b0672f6ed1af26b33fe179881f8a860ba9da509a57ae29e53a3f7.jpg
ImAFoxButNotReally
Luckily it's just dozens and not millions
CutOutTheFuckery
NoMansSkyExpectations
Possessed by the christmas demon perhaps? I recommend exorcising her just in case.
chrisis
OmnibusLatinName
So metal!
UnsolicitedDickPicks
wait, you married Elaine? http://imgur.com/OdlDuBU
AnApologeticCanadian
how do you not get a concussion from that?
Dnkness
You kidding me with this shit? People on the train looking at me cuz I laughed so hard
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
The out of nowhere laughing fit is the best part of this site though. The ones that lead to extended giggling.
FudgeFumblemux
and there's the answer to your username ;)
KillerKackwurst
Oh. My. God.
iDontWantMyUsernameToBeMyRealNameAnymore
i whip my hair back and forth. i whip my hair back and forth
rdrdtheta
do you even get down with the sickness?
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
Down with the christmas
TheGiggityGuy
Does saying your username ever get her to stop?
CutOutTheFuckery
Sadly, no. Doesn't keep me from trying, though!
rallen9268
Do you realize you're saying that to a gif?
yuyufan43
Christmas music really brings out the demon in her, huh? :p
idownvoteplottwist
Looks like she's speaking in tongues at church.
hugebattleaxe
DECK THE HALLS WITH GASOLINE, FALALALALAA LALALA, LIGHT A MATCH AND WATCH IT GLEAM FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA
Kaijinx
meely93
This is the part where the cop says keep it in the family.
ILovePolarBears
SuburbanMeerkat
:-)
LambdaCubed
I just saw this move a few days ago!! I don't know why it took me so long to find it, I loved everything about it
GaiusOrpheus
It was amazing. I want the two of them to do a buddy cop movie.
ABonkeysManana
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Juggernaughtty
Thank you. On mobile, couldn't think of a shorthand reference to this earlier. I
AuroraNora33
You what
TogepiOmelette
Was this from Crazy Stupid Love?
StarLilyBanditGirl
/a/nWfX9
Kaijinx
Haha yes!!!
OfficialJoeBiden
I loved that movie
Kaijinx
Yes!
TogepiOmelette
I love that movie
Kaijinx
It's so good
Nephus
I feel like it would've been better if they'd ended it 30 minutes sooner and just had him accept the guy as his daughter's boyfriend.
DoublevBomb
"Simply having a wonderful Chri-" I DON'T CARE IF YOU WERE ONE OF THE BEATLES, PAUL, I WILL MURDER YOU IF I HEAR THAT AGAIN.
OSCgal
There must be balance. It's the price we pay for all the good songs he wrote. (I hate it SO MUCH.)
DoublevBomb
Well I haven't heard it playing in the Eaton Centre yet, so that's a plus. Then again, those ceilings probably make it pointless to play.
AWanderingFlame
Nothing says 'Happy Holidays' like the feeling of wanting to reunite the Beatles in the afterlife.
CandiedJalapenos
Good God! So glad someone else feels my burning rage when it comes on.
OSCgal
It's one of the rare songs that give me an overwhelming urge to take a sledgehammer to the offending sound system.
CandiedJalapenos
I nearly left a store today when three versions of it played in a row. I didn't because it was a mall and playing everywhere. No escape.
blazebot4200
America doesn't sing enough. A lot of Christmas music is pretty cheesy and overplayed but if it'll make America song again I'm all for it
luckynaner
I love to song in the car
OSCgal
Lifelong choir singer here: I'd rather sing nothing than some of the dreck we're subjected to at Christmas.
blazebot4200
Yeah but most Americans can barely sing happy birthday. We gotta start somewhere
CrossThreadedLids
Haha, you're right. Our family is so bad at Happy Birthday that it turns into a sort of funeral dirge. Thanks for reminding me to sing more.
OSCgal
With bad songs? I would think that good songs would encourage people more.
ripvancrinkle
I think its less about quality and more about nostalgia and the idea that these songs remind a lot of us of a happier holiday time
blazebot4200
They're not all bad. There's lots of good Christmas music. It's all overplayed to hell for sure though