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VonDylstar
Pity that you all don't know that the service is actually garbage.
VulcanP90
Kid is going put hot cocoa in a gas tank one day
Aegis7
with all the shit irish buses go through they better get 5 star treatment
catloafing
Ah, I love when businesses do something like this for little ones.
TheWhaleAndTheBowlOfPetunias
ShredivanD
Haha I work with that guy. Can't believe how viral that got!
Gruffalo
I love this so much.
PedestrianElectrobastard
I read the title as Wholesome Toddler Injury, and was thoroughly disappointed.
NoGoodNick
Fuck you that’s adorable
sammyismycat
That's cute!
LetsGetMochs
I once got to sleep at the Dublin bus depot, but that was because drunk me got on the wrong last bus home
Pillowfighter1991
Bad news is that the guy doesn't even have a kid
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
He probably didn't want to tell the three-year-old the truth, that the buses get cocaine.
DYLANLEE79
The bad buses get sent to the scrap yard where the get cut up for spare parts or crushed for scrap metal.
barnwolf
But the good buses get turned into campers right?
DoReMemeSoFaLaTiDo
Nah, they got stuck on a route to Ballyer with a dozen junkies shooting up on the top deck.
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
Slow down, this isn't Sodor.
JustSomeHoneybadger
That's trains, you are thinking of trains. Bad busses are used for school routes.
Fpt04
I think it's worth noting that this guy made up the fact he had a three year old, but knew it was the best way to get an answer out of them.
sm8000
I almost pointed out that it took two months to answer, until I realized it's D/M/Y not M/D/Y.
lobstasalad9095
I wonder if that toddler was afraid he was going to have to sleep out in the yard? Was there a new baby coming??
votress
probably just been watching Tayo - anthropomorphic buses that sleep in the garages
lobstasalad9095
ah, yes, a much happier reason for the question. thanks.
imispeledmyusername
The dublin bus depot was right next to my college. Can confirm this is a lie.
MaddingtonFair
True for the Ringsend depot
imispeledmyusername
I used to wanna climb the wall and play the floor is lava while running on the busses,
rnbwsklvmt
Adthay
Sometimes when I was a teen me and my friends would sneak out to the bus yard and tip over the sleeping buses
ImHereSoIWontGetFined
This sounds like a Ken M. comment
DrewSf29
fale news! IRL busses sleep on the ground!
eskimobill1919
Fake! Science has shown that busses sleep in mid air
TotesMcGoates
Only when it's going to rain
kimsahobbit
No you didn't. Stop perpetuating the urban legend.
blackbenetavo
Does that make tipping cows a rural legend?
EmporioIvankov
fitnessjen1992
It broke my heart when I found out it wasn’t real
azazyel
Dublin? Is there whiskey in that cocoa?
CyborgScribe
Hopefully
Opportunist
Bailey's is *particularly*good in cocoa.
nethusucud
So is fireball believe it or not... (I don't get mashed in public on cocoa, swear.)
nethusucud
Orange baileys is particularly delish in cocoa.
becausebuses
It's important to treat the buses with equity when possible. Otherwise they feel underappreciated and neglected.
quattroformaggix4
HAH!
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Why is this so cute? I love it.
SpartaWillBurn
They replied two months later.
elf0004
what's funny to me is you saw that and thought "those dates are 2 months apart" butnot "those tweets are from 5 and 7 months in the future!"
SpartaWillBurn
I am not smart.
IWasBornInTheWrongCentury
It’s ok Now go finish eating your crayons
SpartaWillBurn
HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS A MARINE?
GoingBallsOutGetsYouArrested1
No we do the day/month/year in ireland. You know... the correct way.....
JewAndMe4Ever
As an American, I wish we did too
GoingBallsOutGetsYouArrested1
Y do ye do it that way?
elf0004
Because that's how we are told to do it since kindergarten. But I agree that day/month/year is better, especially because it's alphabetical.
Kevcah
It's something about a lad in there constituention who wrote the date as January 6th 1776 so in short hand it's month/day/year
TheDiscoFairy
Yeah that's cute but Dublin bus still suck
nethusucud
The only fucking thing Dublin bus do right...
Morbolicious
FantasySuicide
Timetables?! They just drive around.
nethusucud
Nah the timers, the things they have at some stops just for the craic because nobody bloody abides by them and they change constantly.
Myfurryfingerupyourbutt
As well as Leap Cards. 0.70 cents a ride boys
lilfatcat
Let us never forget the buses that just amazingly VANISH FROM THIN AIR!!
nethusucud
Forget the Bermuda triangle and the boats lads Dublin makes double deckers disappear!
LittleLawless
They're fucking useless!
imispeledmyusername
I'm looking at you 27 and 15a
nethusucud
They are! Buses fucking disappear off timers never to be seen again and you're left like a twat checking the app every two seconds.
PffftNext
"Sorry - Not in Service"
nethusucud
It's always raining sideways too when that happens.
designedbyhumans
There all good buses Mathew
thePLANK
They're not, they're always late and disappear of the live tracking app. Dublin has some weird shit going on here.
HamRoll
Then they show up 2 at a time
Reallybadpoet
*Their.
DoReMemeSoFaLaTiDo
They're*.
PsssstHey
Reallybadpoet
*missedthejoke.jpg
DoReMemeSoFaLaTiDo
Mist*.
IBentMyWookie
EatsBees
I fucking love this gif so much
AwkwardTurtle2
I love your username
IBentMyWookie
AwkwardTurtle2
Yes!!!!
AugustaSugarbean
There: good buses. There: good castle.
EatsBees
Why are you talking that way?
AugustaSugarbean
I thought you wanted to.
EatsBees
No, I don't want to.
AugustaSugarbean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XRXlFJzrRw
jmulderr
Coco for busses? That's the kind of wasteful government spending that makes humorless internet libertarians like myself furious!
Ididntwantthis
Tek ur jerbs
SolidLogic
Actually, studies have shown that any savings gained from cutting funding for bus coco is offset by the increase cost of tire mittens
Danmanbadman
Bus lives matter
Grabbsy
#SedanLivesMatter
mywholelifeisthundr
Flyndaran
I would have thought libertarians would just be furious that tax funded transit existed.
kungfufil
What if it's a private bus company?
weslesley
for a moment i thought you were serious and i thought 'well this bugger's right proper mental' but i must be tired or something
Zeroforwinger
FutureHylian
- The toddler
OneHandedClapper
Jiim52
That was exeptional... Bravo!
IrishManD
Its the Irish Government, the spending they do is always wasteful
nethusucud
You would hate living in Ireland. Our government throw money at so much stupid shit. Exhibit a: The fucking Spire.
bigmrt
Every bus needs some hot chocolate now and again
iftheshoefitz
Maybe if they gave them Diesel they might fucking be on time.
Ellimem
Buses are vehicles, busses are kisses.
OneFootInTheGravyTrain
"Thank you!" -Steve Carell
IMadeAnAccountToSayCleverThingsButThenDidnt
I want to upvote this comment again
shadowex3
College girls experiment with lesbianism and we wish they'd never stop, college boys with libertarianism and we can't wait for them to stop.
Counterfit
LajesticVantrashellOfLob
noice
NeoHelios
Haha! Is there actually such a thing as a “humorless libertarian”?
nero4ty2
um, all of them?
TacticalZombie
I don't think you've met all of them. Hello! I'm a libertarian with a sense of humor!
nero4ty2
every. single. one. all completely humorless, i checked
Elroydb
Can confirm. Am libertarian and have no sense of humor
paduaitaly
They save money by not putting marshmallows on top.
Bigiee4
S’mores are murder!
pookieeatworld
Well that's not really cocoa, then, is it?!
thegrimreaver
Monstrous.
FritztheChef
Then what's the fucking point!?
vox666
softballguy
There is no point, which makes that very similar to libertarianism.
paduaitaly
No idea, man. Cocoa without marshmallows is a crime.
APinkDragon
Unless substituted by whipped cream or a peppermint candy
Wolvenlight
Vanilla creamer will also do in a pinch, if one lacks access to those options.
IGoByMeme
Both is good.
RockinGeo
"Candy" ... I've never seen "Schnapps" spelled like that... learn something every day.
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
It should have whipped cream anyway
ButtPlugProductTester
They make the cocoa... with water
MidnightAtMandS
BASTARDS!!!!
Techtronic
My friend wasn't aware that you aren't supposed to make cocoa with water. What do you make it with? So I can pass it on to him ofc.
thegrimreaver
Water is fine. Though, if you want extra richness, make it with milk.
Techtronic
But how do you go about heating up the milk? Never done that before. Do you simmer it in a pot? Or what?