So...this happened in a German mall yesterday

May 30, 2018 6:42 PM

redcoat9

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Sploosh

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is so German. Look how unimpressed most of these people are :D

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are those lumps... fish or turds?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You know when to try to.. and the water just rise and rise?"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe the shitter is....full

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a new problem that now every time there is an emergency, people get out their phones and get as close as possible.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Acting like smartphone-Zombies 'Smombies'

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it was a little bit rainy in Germany lately...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What subgenre of vaporwave does this fall into?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The special on burritos at the food court didn't end well

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some guy in the food court showed a bunch of girls his meme collection.

7 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 2

Good damn it Kyle, not again

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s over 3gb’s

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Where in Germany was that?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wuppertal. its the local mall, City Arkaden

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shitter's Full!!!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She heard my mix tape

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's Wuppertal! I live there!!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was it Rhine-ing really hard?

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

how does this not have more votes? COME ON

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

ok

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grüße aus Aachen, wir sind abgesoffen.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fellow Aachener, yay! Beim Aquis Plaza war schon scheiße mit dem Wasser

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then the escalator shorts out and everyone stands there for hours stranded not realizing they are now just stairs.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Sorry for the convenience.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Context?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Flash floods in Wuppertal, Germany.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Water go woosh

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

7 years ago | Likes 206 Dislikes 2

Jiggle the handle, dammit

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

came to the comments looking for this pic. was not disappointed

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I came to the comments to see this picture. Thank you!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still love that. Works in so many waz

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always upvote “shitter’s clogged”

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Always clog the shitter.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*got fixed 15 minutes later because Germany*

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Berlin Brandenburg Airport.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, even we can't do shit about nature. Got to go to the Chinese for that...

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Damn immigration.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Allegory.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could have made a fantastic irrigation pun.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably started in the 50 shades section

7 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 8

Haha yes

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Someone forgot to use the poop knife when flushing.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Poop knife?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:28 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Haha thank you!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quick, everyone stand on the big metal electric thing.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Thank you. My thought exactly.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quick, let's stand on this obviously grounded item and not in the water.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Right?! My first thought was "why the hell aren't these people walking up the damn escalator instead of waiting"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At first I was wondering what they were trying to find in the little river running through the mall. Oh, there isn't supposed to be a river.

7 years ago | Likes 255 Dislikes 2

Me too

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a new surprise event, the "flash flood" ! Anything the water touches, you get for 50% off ! One time deal !

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Neat idea though

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

This. I thought it was a fountain or something. It looks like it'd be a decorative thing.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seconded. Was so confused why people were making a fuss, thought maybe they were playing a game in the bushes or something?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish my mall had a waterpark. All we have is Dave the methhead.

7 years ago | Likes 1469 Dislikes 2

Dave the dopefiend shootin dope, who don't know the meaning of water nor soap

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had Bubble Gum Bob growing up.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dave’s a good guy as long as you keep your fingers away from his mouth.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's true.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In America we sometimes have impromptu shooting ranges set up where the targets are people

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

Yeah but Dave becomes a water park when you show him your like up sketchers #YEET

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You live in Arkansas too?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm curious how people from Arkansas pronounce imgur and gif.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I say image-er and gif with a hard g.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me to but Arkansas or Arkinsaw?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All we have is Methadone Mick https://imgur.com/MxRrZuv

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pish

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's entertaining about this pic is that Mick is lying down

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

my mall has security guards telling you not to take pictures of the malls slow decay.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow now i want pics

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ive taken some pics of the aigns and then poated it on their facebook page.its kinda sad,the mall was great in the 80s/90s, so many memories

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is sad. Sounds like the entire country of Russia

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s my brother you’re talking about.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Username checks out

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

...Oh, so you're Bob the meth head?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's poo water ain't it...

7 years ago | Likes 625 Dislikes 14

Shit!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shitters clogged

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

only the highest quality

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Esse meine Scheisse!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

"Eat my shit"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ain’t, ain’t a word

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I ain't never gave a fuck.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Nobody ain't never gave a fuck, it's a verb not a noun.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely poo water.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, it’s SHÏTTENWÖTAR!!!

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Scheißwasser?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

Good show

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Just regular water. The entire city's been flooded.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 5

When a city floods there is always some poo water mixed in.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

If the whole city's flooded, it's poo water.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

When it comes to flooding all water is poo water.

7 years ago | Likes 210 Dislikes 0

All water is pretty much poo water. Except maybe tap water. Then it just depends where you are.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Nope, had some really bad weather lately, like 50l/m2 bad.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

2 inches of rain? (L/m^2 = mm)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FREEDOM UNITS PLEASE! ( buttloads / shit-tons, ect. )

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As an American, I have no sense of how much this is.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Get the knife

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beat me to it.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There was a thunderstorm yesterday and a whole city was underwater. Doesn't happen very often here, so people are going crazy about it

7 years ago | Likes 1201 Dislikes 3

I don't believe you. Chinese hoax

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

If only you guys had a reliable German engineered system of storm drains.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

We didnt had rain for 30 days or so here in Bremen. Want some thunderstorm too. Sooo hot.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thought it was a giant fish tank

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard you can do rafting in the inner city now.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y'know, the eastern seaboard of the US was in a huge storm lately too. Connections?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had my washing still out on the line in it. Total disaster. : (

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a coincidence, my upstairs neighbor's washing machine flooded my apartment this weekend. Three times.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

lol cute

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

-the gulf coast

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Doesn't happen inthat area? I remember having to get into a boat from a 1st floor balcony as a child - hochwasser!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Granted, that was Koblenz

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whew, cool. wasn't a toilet suddenly backwashing years of shit.

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

I thought the sprinkler system had sprung a leak

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The idea of not having regular thunderstorms is so foreign to me.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

the cold-warm-cold-warm extreme lately has lead to very dense clouds (i think) same high density rain is here also.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have thunderstorms regularly but not some that can flood entire malls...

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No kidding. That just happened near here on Sunday: https://twitter.com/hashtag/ellicottcity?lang=en - videos are wild.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh hey, another EC person. I was in Columbia when the storm hit and couldn't get home for HOURS

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was stuck in Baltimore at Caroline and Lancaster street, two feet of water and the building was in lockdown

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So was I!! Luckily we got home okay!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where was it?

7 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 0

Germany

7 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 4

Look here, you little shit..

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Atlantis

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

*Aatlantis

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why are you being downvoted? I appreciate your dad joke +1

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not only a dad joke but a joke that mocks our American lack of geographical knowledge!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wuppertal, Northrhine-Westphalia

7 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 3

where is that in relation to Isengard?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bless you

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wuppertal Schwebebhan Westside represent!

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

THE SUSPENDED MONORAIL PLACE!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes from like 120 years ago

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

STILL AWESOME

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

its a good thing their subway system (metro) is upside down, it wont get flooded that way!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Schwebebahn stopped,too. and all busses

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it still kinda did.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm literally on my way from Canada to Paderborn. Is that far fron there?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Look for Paderborner Alt

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

2 hours with a car

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nein

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In North American distance terms: nah. In European distance terms: ya.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No worries - it is far away :)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Warte wat NRW wird so in englisch geschrieben

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Jap.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

North Rhine-Westphalia.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aachen was partially flooded too

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think most places were flooded at least a bit. No public transportation, cars couldn't move, etc. Our basement flooded, too.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aachen yay! Aber ernsthaft, das im Aquis Plaza war schon heftig

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hab das so hier noch nicht erlebt. Gottseidank wohne ich aufm Berg :-P

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah aachen atlantis

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0