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if this post gets 2,000 upvotes everyone who replys to this post will guarantee themselves 50,000 GarlicCoins upfront
Business Kakuna tax (he will do your taxes)
Terenceqfg
You can be allergic to something and still not like it. Like with my stepdad and coconuts. 221
lamiae
carrotleison
Sigh *unzips*
Mizuha112
*uses harden*
LazerDaze
no
ToHuskyToOwnAHuskie
Finally someone I can trust with my taxes
Reckitralph
I just cheesed myself
ClarkKentfield
no
JacobaFett
https://pics.onsizzle.com/4-pictures-of-jennifer-lawrence-that-will-make-you-say-3693831.png
SvnnyDay
Oh baby, this is some of the hottest action I've seen in a long time.
robbyoconnor
If you dislike garlic bread, you're not human. Go away. I'm so...sooo...sooo...sooo....
fraxinusoleaceae
This has never been more appropriate: http://imgur.com/MGCZEo3
tehzpoon
I had sex once and I was like
dinosarahsaurus
Nah. You all need to get on the garlic fingers train. Pizza crust drenched in garlic butter, mozza, bacon (optional) and baked. Awww yeaah
peachplumpear9
I was looking to see if anyone would mention garlic fingers. So yummy
BananaLollipop
But is it cheesy though???
HeWentToJaredButNotJaredFromSubwayCuzHeDidBadStuffImJared
The Kakuna at the end, no matter how irrelevant, I accept this. Nice touch
GaelicandUnpronounceable
I became allergic to garlic after an illness and it's been the saddest few months of my life
SquareHead27
glassedgamer
I shouldn't be looking at this, being as hungry as I am.
Dbot3000
*food boner*
itwashere
narutosenpia0
Alethacxs
garlic is disgusting. 705
Terenceqfg
Aurally 516
yomancs
I'm hear to let the community know, I recently made a meat ball sub with garlic bread! It was fabulously fantastic
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
"sigh" *preheats oven*
KnowerOfNothing
MRW:
thisIsTheShortestUsernameEverCreatedInTheHistoryOfTheEarth
this gif tho (commenting for later cause for some reason I can't save it)
KnowerOfNothing
Use this link to favourite it: https://imgur.com/drftoAw
thisIsTheShortestUsernameEverCreatedInTheHistoryOfTheEarth
thanks man
sarzane
hahahaha
PacoAlaTaco
GRA2itous
ParappaTheVelociraptor
Well, this exists. I am a little happier knowing that.
filthyfrankfurter
IN WHAT SITUATION WAS THE GARLIC BREAD NOT THE FIRST OPTION YOU HEATHEN
Turbosnailz
Red lobster biscuits
pookieeatworld
*heavy breathing and heart palpitations*
cattingtons
IT'S THE FUTURE
PffftNext
I thought children were the future?
stret
Jerry!!
Idsertian
I'VE TASTED IT
FrenchConnecyBecky
Garlic bread?!
cattingtons
GARLIC BREAD?!
FrenchConnecyBecky
Cheesecake?!
cattingtons
Cake of cheese?
FrenchConnecyBecky
Dirty bastards! All the people that aren't from the UK are going to wonder what the hell we're talking about lol!
FriendlyRadiation2
Every time I see garlic bread I think of Scott Pilgrim. Pretty much my favorite graphic novels.
WeirdEnigma
Garlic bread makes you fat!
FriendlyRadiation2
Bread makes you fat?
solidasabowlofsoup
Why not up vote pornstars earing garlic bread.
KuuroiYuki
Guys, can we Kickstart this? We're gonna pay pornstars to just record themselves eating garlic bread and commenting about it.
jasta6
hailtothepumpkinking
ThatEdward
fluffysstuff
Get this poster a Nobel Prize for innovation.
ProcrastinatingProbably
How does one ear a garlic bread? -Thorougly confused Imgurian.
ImmortalAzrael
Sensually.
chbarts
Aurally
plastikman
You haven't watched enough porn then.
ProcrastinatingProbably
Please link. I am interested.
321Nik
i think he meant eat
ProcrastinatingProbably
He obviously meant ear.
321Nik
oh ok
ISwearIDontOwnAMethLab
I just want to talk to a person who doesn't like garlic bread (if there exists somenone like this) and listen to why don't they like it
nopetynopenope
I don't like garlic bread and it's because I hate bread
Ilraei
I don't like frozen garlic bread because the crust acts like captain crunch and shreds the roof of my mouth.
originalnamedonotsteal1
You're the type of person that likes Adele because she makes you cry.
AppleFoster
Alright, wish granted. I don't like it because, well, I don't fucking like garlic. I also really don't like just bread all that much.
Bluie135
I don't, and I think this post will convince you to think the same way.
SirGravy
Because my mother never loved me
TachyonCode
The closest you'll get is me. I only like garlic bread when it's in front of me. Otherwise I've a long list of more appealing foods.
QuixoticelixirMama
I don't like how it makes my mouth taste afterwards :(
jp189512
You mean me? I love garlic, I love bread, absolutely detest garlic bread
JimHeckler
You're a maniac!
jp189512
only on the dance floor my friend
Mellonion
I love garlic bread, but I don't like how sick I get afterwards, if that counts
n080dy123
I get gas after I eat Garlic Bread, but that doesn't stop me from eating loads of it. LET THEM SUFFER, THEY KNEE WHAT THEY WERE GETTING INTO
MrChimichanga
I'm allergic to garlic but I honestly know it is delicious. I smell it and it's just like god damn that smells great and I can't have any.
db17k
This is so sad!
0lliecat
Vampires? I bet they can't even resist the awesomeness.
andyar
People who try to be gluten free when they aren't actually allergic to gluten.
NERDRAGEohacat
I don't like garlic bread because I always wind up eating too much of it. It's the devil's food, I tells ya.
EYBAYBAY
I dont like how its deliciously buttery, crisp on the outside, yet soft in the inside. Espicially, paired with lasagna, spaghetti, alfr3do..
TheGoddessAurora
Does having an allergy to garlic count?
nicouk
Only if you're a vampire...
stoffo
Can't decide if I should feel sorry for you or burn you like an abomination you are
TheEgolessEgotist
Only if you're glad you can't eat it
ICantFindTheRightUsername
no
andyar
I guess you could just make... toast
Vloddamick
Texas toast?
ICantFindTheRightUsername
with garlic, right?
PoolOrAPond
What do you hope would come of it? You can't reason with insanity like that.
ISwearIDontOwnAMethLab
I know i cant reason with them, just want to hear those false reasons
Thirstraffe
Can't like something I've never tried..I guess I can't not like it either
amoeba15
What if they don't like it because they're allergic to garlic because they're a dog in a human suit?
appaismyspiritanimal
Or someone is a vampire masquerading as a human.
ISwearIDontOwnAMethLab
I said "a person who doesn't like it" not an allergic person... I can't imagine how bad it feels be a person like
amoeba15
You can be allergic to something and still not like it. Like with my stepdad and coconuts.