It gets cold up here in Canada

Feb 6, 2017 1:02 AM

therealchickenchaser

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seriously? no blue foam? amateurs.... >.>

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well then... I hope you got a hot ass, OP.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im not from Canada,but one time my bathroom was so cold I created rain.Hot vapour hit the -15°C temp. that ceiling was making and,boom,rain.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Careful your farts could fall as snow or freeze your cheeks together

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I honestly thought you carpeted your toilet. I was both intrigued and disgusted.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The ice and salt challenge ultimate edition

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Poopsicle

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is there a black hole and not water?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought that was fur and was about to ask you why the fuck would you put fur on your toilet seat.... then I realized I'm blonde.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Put....put your booty on it....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imgur won't let me comment, the shits frozen.

9 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 1

Yeah man orops

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ding ding ding and we have a winner

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oh she let it go alright

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ever wonder where the saying 'freezing my balls off' came from

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's one ominous looking toilet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for fable reference

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, you left the window open didn't you?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The struggle of living in an igloo

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shitter's Clogged

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I don't recognize this gif, is it from a trailer for the new season or something?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think it's a vision she had at the House of the Undying. Season 2, I think.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I read this, I listened to colder

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your icehole is NSFW.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wonder if your shit goes to different dimensions after passing thru the transport hole

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am afraid of Ice Monsters biting my ass.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cold? Pssh that doesnt quite cover it. This is what happened to the cover on my hot tub in Canada last night.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We tried to get the snow off but it was frozen because of the fucking rain during the day. Snow, rain, snow, rain. Fuck sakes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yikes!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh please... http://e5.pudelek.pl/3993bd2d26bdbaa0c690386716d944f4a81fee7a

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yeah, our proude PKP.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is it dark?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Black ice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's an outhouse. We don't actually live in igloos up here. Regular houses just like you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

regular houses without regular toilets?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya that didn't come out right. We live in regular houses with regular toilets. That's probably at a cabin

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ah, gotcha!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks like my ex's vagina.

9 years ago | Likes 911 Dislikes 21

That's why she's X

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you might want to get tested.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Comment of the week

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

cold and spiky !?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is your ex Lilith Krane??

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, you're right. It does look a bit fictional, doesn't it..!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try some salt

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ice cold, like their heart?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You just made preworkout come out of my nose.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like an albino Sarlacc. Sorry for your loss.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It smells like it too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

U savage!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know, but I've been told, Eskimo pussy is mighty cold

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think we have the same ex.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cold and unused...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Savage level: Max

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dentata?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta keep them vagina teeth pearly white.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

vagina dentata

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like my exes heart

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

A frozen shithole?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can confirm. Along with half my town

9 years ago | Likes 162 Dislikes 0

Utterly Barbaric

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SENT FROM MY NYC IPHONE

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Oh shiiiittttttt

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Refresh my memory, why do you people live in igloos and pretend you're French?

9 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 2

Lack of mosquitos

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm American, but I was always told it was so they didn't have to deal with spiders.

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

But Canada has huge spiders?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, and tornados, alligators, Americans, etc.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. Also, your house can keep your beer cold so it's a double win!

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Ok but how do you keep your feet warm?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Socks of course. We're not neanderthals

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Enough beer and you forget.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Polar bear space heaters?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

sounds legit

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Je ne sais pas... nous sommes les Canadiens, nous sommes congelee tous le temps!

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Oui, bien sur.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Quoi mieux pendant la saison hivernale que de faire l'amour 24/7 et de manger d'poutine? C'est ca la raison.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I like poutine burritos.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thats a thing? explain please! Sounds good.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Qu'est ce que vous faites l'été? On baise pis on pêche.Pis l'hiver? Ban on va pas a la pêche.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

ha! J'y vais voler celle-la.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pendant l'été je reste à la maison sauf pour aller en vacances en Manitoba pour voir mes amis et famille pour un fin de semaine.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0