Alittledistantshiningstar
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Nov 5, 2021 5:21 PM
Alittledistantshiningstar
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Lysergian
Brutally dismissive, as it should be... Good.
Sooner70
I jsut want to know that she sent the video link to her Ex's fam.
TheSteakBoyHimself
is that lindsey sterling playing the violin?
ImmortalChild
Wish I'd had a friend do this when I got broken up with by email after 4 years together..
BlueberryPasta
Lindsey Stirling?
Cats2cats
Well that’s one way of telling his family.
SilentSecretMan
Fucking golden.....!
wobblecopterrrr
LordWrithen
The violinist is Lindsey Stirling
DekoWolf
Well, fuck that guy!
chelli
...Emily?
PeteyVonWho
The flex of getting a famous musician to help you shit on your loser ex. Fucking epic
debatablyascientist
This is a masterpiece
deadtedw
"Sorry I fucked your roommate but it's your fault."
MrTrevorBelmont
Kronzor
Is that noodles?
shyasen
Failing his classes, fired from his job, and THEN fucks his girlfriend's roommate? Dude sounds like a "but it's not my fault" loser. DTB.
deadtedw
Was she dating a Trump?
shyasen
Ooooooooooh, gonna need some aloe vera for that burn!
jeffbInternetBeast
This bit's very sincere: "I'm sorry, ok?"
Zaranthan
Sorry he got caught.
isetprettygirlsonfire
This was an unexpected place to find Lindsey Stirling. She's amazing and super cool person.
isetprettygirlsonfire
*amazing performer
seenunseen
It's your fault i cheated! - every narcissist ever
seenunseen
I guess the one downvote is from the narcissist that doesn't realize what they are yet?
Sponger004
Seethreepeeoh
Is that Emily on the violin?
BootsDusty
Lindsey Stirling
LtColThorin
The woman! the myth! the legend!
UniversalTruth2020
Philosopherott
Lyndsey Stirling?
BootsDusty
Yes https://www.indy100.com/viral/cheating-text-catchy-performance-violinist-b1952497
historycat
You cut out the part where he asks if she changed the Netflix password.
Svartsinn
Lmao my ex cheated on me and then changed my netflix e-mail to her own so she could reset the password on my account.
Svartsinn
I'm glad she did. If I ever had a thought about maybe hearing her out, I remember how childish she behaved and nope. She sucks.
cardinal29
Please tell me that is true, because it just makes it SO much better.
SushiSquid
Absolutely true: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/qnbqlb/playing_sad_violin_over_exs_bs_apologies/
sweetandsmokey
Thanks for this!!! OMG his is so high on the narcissism spectrum … a true challenger to trump.
zrsio4
Guys, that’s Lindsey Stirling, not Emily
Sooner70
Emily Stirling. Got it.
r4nt
No, it's Becky
chaos021
With the good hair?
Zaranthan
No, this is Patrick!
r4nt
goflyblind
readbackmonkey
Fuckin' guy - sometimes you're the bad guy, fuckin' own it.
TK421isAFK
Duh.
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
"I love you so much more than emily" Holy shit what a dumbass.
workingnonstop247
TeddyMoment
ralph2sam
Please tell me that's Emily on the violin.
Nathanfake
Yes. She’s compensating by playing the violin for the vid.
A1ekazam
Not her.
SirsSir
It is!!! Love her
ReonardoCiDaprio
No it’s Becky
TheWaffleMancer
With the good hair?
TywinStannister
It's Darude, Sandstorm.
GayCanadianJew
No, it’s Lindsey Stirling.
DarkwingDuc
Lindsey E. Sterling
Nobanob
Oh shit, that's true! I didn't recognize her until you said it
LaVagina
The man, the myth, the legend?
Warutteri
Close, his sister.
MaladaptedMedic
SCOTT STERLING!!!!
aChungusAmongUs
The roommate is the one playing the violin
davebeastly
Figured it was her mom.
nullundefined
I wanted to ask that. You were the first. Here is my upvote!
gablestout
ligmabolz
She's just making up for hooking up with her boyfriend
Colopty
Understandable, she's forgiven.
nozel
The other actress you mean
CarlottaVonSprockett
It’s Lindsay Stirling. She’s not an actress, but she is a rather famous performer.
Mediocreclient
sooooo..... likeee.... an actress?
CarlottaVonSprockett
Do you not understand the word “performer”?
Mediocreclient
I understand people taking themselves "super cereal"
Dondarian
Like try looking up how good she is at the violin. She's a friggin badass
Mediocreclient
i know who she is. she's incredible. has nothing to do with the joke.
TinyOctopus
That's actually Lindsey Stirling. She's an amazing violinist. Here's one of her first collabs: https://youtu.be/BSLPH9d-jsI
redredgreengreen
Wow I can't believe her boyfriend slept with Lindsey Stirling. Almost more unbelievable than a roommate being such a big musician.
xXxSTEVOxXx
Then that means that violin probably costs more than my house. Lindsey plays a strad
TheRocketFiend
Oh snap! Knew the name, but not the face - she does some fantastic work!
Showhermyoface
Scott Sterling's sister?
Useyourhead165
You're only allowed to talk in third person @tinyoctopus thanks for understanding
Ifacatsbuttholeisonly2inchesoffthegroundwhyisitalwaysateyelevel
The roommates name is Also Lindsey Stirling.
GayCanadianJew
She recently did the Tales of Arise battle theme while dressed as Shione and it was pretty fucking door
GayCanadianJew
https://youtu.be/HzCDGVUhTnU
GayCanadianJew
Dope*
fullmonte8787
I thought door was the new short term slang for adorable that I had never heard before.
TinyOctopus
Well, it is now.
1001001SOS
Gaslighting at its finest! Good for her!!
Baruder0
Not everything is gaslighting. It’s not just a blanket term for shifting blame
alaest0r
I hearby dub this LED lighting
1001001SOS
Yes u r right. But the things he points out.. shifting blame and deflection of responsibility.. among others is classic .look it up
1001001SOS
Yes u r right. But the things he points out.. shifting blame and deflection of responsibility.. among others is classic .look it up
Baruder0
He might have gaslit prior to getting caught if she had suspicions and he made her feel crazy about it but no way of knowing from this
Baruder0
He’s not denying that it happened or anything that would make her question her reality and that is gaslighting. He’s just shifting blame
1001001SOS
Part of gaslighting.. I gotta stop posting..
Baruder0
No it really isn’t. Gaslighting is more denying that it even happened. This makes my point perfectly haha
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
It takes a special kind of douchebag to cheat on a girl while also trying to play the victim in his half-hearted apology.
chaos021
Pretty average for most douchebags imo but alright.
mycatwontletmeclosemybedroomdoor
She seems like kind of a bitch, but he should have just broke up with her...probably didn't want to deal with the passive-aggressive nagging
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Cheaters always play victim, pull the I was so lonely card. Sad part is I've seen it work - _-
pareidoliaperson
Friend cheated in a almost 7 year relationship. Gf had pics and all. I told him to straight up tell her the truth. No he said.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
... What the heck
Ferlin7
He also blamed her for him cheating. She was "so busy" and that forced him to fall into her roommate's arms.
troyandabedpostoniiiiimgur
How could that help? If she got back with him would she have to be around 24/7 so he didn't get lonely again? Joker.
Jernau
"I'm failing my classes and just got sacked" = "I am a fucking loser who takes no responsibility for my other bad behaviours either"
Jamesstin
Key part is "technically" cheated. There is likely a disagreement on what constitutes cheating. Some people think cheating includes any 1/
Jamesstin
Conversation above what youd have with a cashier, so mentioning your day truthfully, some current struggles, etc is cheating which frankly2/
Jamesstin
Could easily fit into the context of how the rest of the texts were worded. Or they just came up with the scenario. Who knows. Who cares.3/3
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
"who cares" said the person writing three comments.
SomeDetroitGuy
If they had an agreement on what was and wasn't acceptable behavior and he violated it, it's cheating. Period.
Jamesstin
Agreed.
Jamesstin
I still think cheating is a poor word choice due to the connotations of it. Its breaking a contract which is still similarly valid.
Jamesstin
*can be a poor choice. You know depending on what occurred since we dont know.
Wolf2Worrior
Sounds pretty clear that he hooked up with her roommate.
TheCowSaysMoooo
DaveSamsonite
Wow that guy was a real catch.
Putitinyomama
Now’s her chance to swoop in
annonymouse211
The face of pure glee
CatBeagler
Linsglee Stirling.
ShutUpImWorking
ShutUpImWorking
jockspice17
Cute as a button
ThrownClub
I chose the violinist
SawdustAndRust
I also choose this man’s violinist
fbutt09
She’s talented so she can make that face. Violin is one of the hardest instruments to play and master.
Revoc37
That's why I took viola, so much easier to master
housev1l
*cough*theremin*cough*
Ferlin7
You did read the same comment I did, right? Did the phrase "one of" just not register?
supervillainsevilmoustache
So he listed another one? Are making lists? I freaking love making lists! Here another one, the triangle!
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
You ok there, chief?
braaaiiiiinnnnsss
Plot twist: That's Emily.
TheRealDavo
HelloYouKilledMyFather
Lindsey Sterling.
pareidoliaperson
Holy cow is that trully her? Yup it's on her insta.
CheesePoweredUmbrella
NergalJester
Nah, that's Lindsey.
flacoloco
No, Its becky!!
makesense
No, it's Patrick.
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Heyyyyy I pretty much just lived this last week! Still feelin' the pain. My ex is on Imgur. Maybe she will see this.
GothKirby
Hey fuck you SchwiftyGameOnPoint’s ex, get your act together
tacos12345555555
I’m sorry! It’s just that schwiftygameonpoint couldn’t take my parodies…
tacos12345555555
Par-o-dez nuts lol
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Firstly, what does that even mean? Secondly, if you're going to set up an unprovoked "deez nuts" joke, at least spell it right.
FurtiveGlancer
"I was lonely, It was a one time mistake..."
SawdustAndRust
Gut-wrenching stupidity right there.
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Yeah, some of the lines the response message from the other party were pretty bad as well.
BurningVeryImportantThings
I made sure to win custody of imgur in my last breakup
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Nice! I think we split. She gets custody of the Front Page and I get Usersub.
gtollie
Time to find yourself a violin player ;) ( sorry to hear about situation )
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Posting the wanted ad now! (Also, appreciate the condolences. I am doing my best to push on.)
SerenePrincess013
If she does: Girl, you need ya booty checked more than ya head. Also, quit making the rest of us look bad! FFS!
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Appreciate it! I am not the type to demonize the rest of womankind for the mistakes of one but she could do better to represent! ?
SerenePrincess013
Even still, she needs to get checked for icky stuff. I do not want to be the next guy that she crooks a finger at.
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
ZoidbergIsGreat
I'm guessing you'd be the one reading the shitty apology text?
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Yup! I was lucky enough to get one from the other party involved too.
ZoidbergIsGreat
So you'd be able to do double violin apologies! That is the shits though as it means two trusted people fucked you over... sry mate
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Now I just need a friend who can play violin!The other person wasn't a very close or great friend, anyway. Thanks, trying to keep moving on.
ZoidbergIsGreat
Sad piano would also work... also easier to find! Or maybe sad kazoo to show how bullshit the apology is
SerenePrincess013
Might be able to sing it... if I can keep from laughing halfway thru.
secretbaldspot
Same! Last month! But I got a threatening text from the other party. Oh well, off to drink
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Pour one out for me while you're at it!
secretbaldspot
Cheers friend. Good luck
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Cheers! Best of luck to you, as well.
TinyOctopus
For those wondering, that's Lindsey Stirling on violin. She's one kick-ass musician and puts on a hell of a stage show. Here's a favorite:
AnotherFailedAttemptAtHumor
Yep. It's funny I could only recognize her at an angle because I've only ever seen her playing the violin.
whenthewestwindblows
THATS HER?!? That’s amazing thank you for pointing that out
Snowman217
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cjorl
She's actually playing my stage in about a month!
wobblecopterrrr
This can’t be real‽
hawtfly
OMG I didn't recognize her at all
NicolWitTerror
And is that her sister? They look very similar. Similar mouths and eyes. Like the smile lines.
pareidoliaperson
Don't cite the book of internet to me witch, I was there when she got in to finals in America Got Talent.
PedroPaisan
That young lady is AWESOME!
Lisekmaly
Yeah, was going to ask about that, thank you. And yeah she is so awesome that words fail me.
shadow351
I love her song with Lzzy Hale, Shatter Me https://youtu.be/49tpIMDy9BE
DaveSamsonite
That’s Link, that plays violin in the woods of hyrule
ugn1
That's what I thought.
BeeCups
Thank you for confirming. When she started playing i was like, that sounds like Lindsey Stirling!
VanillaJester
Oh! That's why she's wiggling about so much.
Christx30
I mean.. if you’re going to have a sarcastic violin, can’t do much better than her. She’s awesome.
GQPisadeathcult
So what you saying is this more fake internet stuff for points?
shorey66
I knew it!
MrTrevorBelmont
Awwww ya https://youtu.be/b3KUyPKbR7Q
CodeWarrior
To go along with that, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXmMQJMFL_I
JeffwiththeNukes
Some guy in my town paid her to play at his daughter's wedding. There was also fireworks. Fun fact.
LonelyLittleDrummerBoy
I thought it was her. I wish I had her a a friend to play sad violin to all my ex's apology texts
MilkdudsForThePeople
I thought that was Emily, the roommate.
TinyOctopus
https://youtu.be/X-AjhXhk19U
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
Holy shit, she is amazing.
Fizzisist
I'm a fan of shatter me. I also sent my sister to one her concerts
Linnabelle
https://youtu.be/aHjpOzsQ9YI this is one of my favorites, and the song that introduced me to her talent!
Gryphonosiris
This one is good too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvipPYFebWc
electrajet
Nice. Very cool. I think she could have found guy who knows how to HOLD a trombone, though.
CarpathionWargasm
This is the best one of all https://youtu.be/-AXetJvTfU0
mactoid
Take your upvote!
Trimule
lovestohate
My favorite is her cover of phantom! https://youtu.be/TCL94-MsxYc. Zelda was amazing as well
acme64
why did she fuck her roommates boyfriend?
bliblablu350
Why does she have a Roommate and doesn’t live in a mansion
Badger028
I THOUGHT that was her
Gryphonosiris
Same!
crashmat
Me too
PropainAndPropainAccesories
And the you learn she treats her fans like absolute dog shit and is a Mormon extremist .
HelloYouKilledMyFather
Yup. Can't stand her.
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
yeahhhh thats what put me off her
tuxedobob
She treated me pretty well when I met her.
weirdscottishguy
Hmm. Not a fan of dog shit or extremism but wonder about your sources?
PropainAndPropainAccesories
At work being a shit employee atm but I can find some later. Wrote a paper on her and learned a lot of crappy things.
Canofminus
Lol you’ve never really met a Mormon extremist or even a devout Mormon for that matter.
PropainAndPropainAccesories
I have and like every religious fanatic I avoid them. You make it sound like that’s a bad thing to avoid crazy.
Canofminus
No, I’m saying your talking out of your butt if you consider her an example of an extreme Mormon on any level.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Wrong on both accounts. Ive worked with her and hung out at shows and other events. She's suoer nice. Yes shes from a mormon family, not
isetprettygirlsonfire
an extremist by any means, especially considering events we artended LOL.
SwedeOnAnIsland
What kind of events?
dreikommavierzehn
Gonna go out on a limb and say it involves fire and girls, but probably not Lindsey. or she hides it well
matthiasfactor
If you’re gonna make that claim you’d best provide some evidence
DiscountOneLiners
Naw, it’s the interwebs. S/He just gonna spout unsubstantiated bullshit without sources about successful people. Cause that’s how we do
PropainAndPropainAccesories
Or, cause I’m limited to 144 characters and didn’t know others were incapable of using google. At work and I can later though?
drmuelr
Things that are okay: being busy at work and unable to dig up sources for internet strangers. Not okay: telling people to just google it.