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Dealing with a Breakup
Source: https://youtu.be/EaWKzy7avwg
Jun 20, 2017 8:25 PM
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Source: https://youtu.be/EaWKzy7avwg
okeeffeboring131415
Dealing with a break up. Don't listen to this fucking douche bag!
ProfileBanned
When you look at the past in rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.
thefiresofheaven
that was a fun ride!
ColoneISanders
Lebim
Huldra
Bogwoppit77
That got dark pretty quickly
dahms
Beautiful
WillemHellfire
As funny as this may be for grounded individuals, something tells me there's an idiot out there that may take this to heart.
TheGriffin
Got broken up with. Don't drink. I ate pizza
SineYourPittyOnTheRunnyKine
Well that escalated quickly
railgap
Want to cure your depression? Drink copious amounts of a Central Nervous System _depressant_.
SubtleOrc
Wabbadabba
Omg watch the video. That frame rate :0
WorshipTheSun
I'm drunk, this went on too long...
ManInTheBox21
Nailing my current situation right to the crucifix of feels...
OakinBearSkald
Okay.... This was fucking stupid.
thecosmicraygirl
I'm dealing with a breakup as well. Thanks @op
fathersisterberzerker
Make sure you have a good lawyer.
GiveMeCorndogOrGiveMeDeath
Hold steady and I hope you're smiling soon!
r3b007
http://imgur.com/jjcMPr8
PurpWizard
OffendedSkeleton
My collection < fine addition < your gif
werockwerule
My first thought was that your collection was eating the fine addition which was eating your gif, like pacman... I probably need more sleep
AwwYissMothaFuckinProcrastination
My theory is 100 drinks per year. Doesn't matter how long it takes for you to finish those drinks. But that's how long it'll take to move on
MeeseInABucket
So, what if I do it in one night?
AwwYissMothaFuckinProcrastination
Hey, the system doesn't judge. If you die you technically moved on.
bingopajamas
Then you're moving on to your next life.
LittleKnownOne
win win
zflazeda
"you can't miss someone if they're dead" taps finger on forehead smili- "oh wait yes you can"
dscott72
Pretty much how I feel right now....ended a 7+ year relationship w/ a woman...even moved out of state to be with her.
GiveMeCorndogOrGiveMeDeath
Hope things get better soon for you!
dscott72
Thanks...going to move back to the Atlanta area...looking for a job now.
GiveMeCorndogOrGiveMeDeath
I'll keep you in my thoughts and I wish you the best! How long were you together?
dscott72
Thanks...i appreciate it. 7+ years...been down in FL for just under 5...been living apart for since April..time to move on to bigger/better
GiveMeCorndogOrGiveMeDeath
That's rough. That's a long time to be with someone...definitely wish you well!
VolunteerForSnuSnu
FinalFantasyTactics
Drag0nF1RE
lostconfusedandeasilydistractedheylookapenny
SerialMoonPanda
DarkGamerFTW
Zionus
CaptainAham
Everclear was my breakup drink cause I didn't want to taint my favorite drink with sorrow. And I enjoy my bourbon
xanthio
Sweet, thanks for the idea.
1234zzzzzzzzzzzz
There are a lot of liquors on the way to Everclear.. jesus, man.
CaptainAham
It was a rough time
davyay
its not the final level though. Spirytus is a 96% ABV polish spirit, 1% higher than everclear
1234zzzzzzzzzzzz
I'm so happy someone got my comment
blairmichod
Looked it up: it's 95.6% rounded up to 96 since ethanol cannot be distilled above the former with simple distillation.
blairmichod
A dehydration agent like benzene must be used to produce 200 proof ethanol (i.e. for laboratory use).
LordIndica
Updootes for teaching me something, thank u internet dweller
justherefortheshitposting
As a Kentuckian, thanks for drowning your sorrows in bourbon.
bringbakfirefly
I hate bourbon and my BFF sends me fresh Maker's every year.
Dontwatchmespotme
Bourbon is the best
learntodoneatstuff
At least it wasn't Weller.
PsychicPirate
Any Bourbon fan/Kentuckian who can recommend a great bourbon?
LordChewie
Elmer T Lee single barrel.
corbinism
As a Canadian, who enjoys both bourbons and bourbon blends, I will always upvote for Kentucky. Brew long and prosper. I raise glass!
TheDudeSkywalker
We use rum in Florida
PurpWizard
some of us... some of us prefer bourbon..
spiceass9000
And that's why Florida sucks
snickelonthefritz
Also as a Kentuckian, we fear clear liquor. Unless moonshine--then things get real interesting..
MisterDildy
I live in Kentucky and love liquor of all kinds, just can't stand beer, or anything too soft
shimmernshine
Oh come on let Tennessee have that one. You haven't lived until you use some of your haul to fuel your car to make it back from the still.
justherefortheshitposting
Better than opioids. Unless it's shine made by someone you don't know and trust.
sloppyclownpenis
Hey now we use some of the finest used car radiators in the eastern part of the state to make shine.
shenannegans
Kentucky bourbon: accept no substitute.
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shimmernshine
*Bottled in Kentucky. The best stuff is actually distilled in an industrial park in Indiana.
Mrwitwickey
I've always wanted to visit the bardstown distilleries
shimmernshine
Don't. It's not worth dealing with the locals.
justherefortheshitposting
Hell, come for the water. I've been in a lot of places and Louisville has the best-tasting tapwater I've ever drank.
QuietScreaming
Growing up in Louisville has ruined any tap water outside of Louisville for me
forevayoung89
Can confirm, I'm from Louisville and took a tour of the water company. Legit some of the best water in the country.
magneticgumby
As someone who's visited and spent a week in Bowling Green, I understand why people drink in KY.
justherefortheshitposting
Bowling Green is the largest wide patch of highway known to man. Caves are nice, at least.
magneticgumby
Mammoth Caves were absolutely beautiful. The town itself was a shithole. Fast food and strip malls everywhere and people who never leave 1/2
magneticgumby
2/2 Brother literally works with people who are born & raised Bowling Green and have never been to Nashville or Mammoth Caves. It's sad.
HellaciousHaze
The best thing the south has done for me personally is make bourbon
EyebrowsRandom
Go to bojangles after drinking your bourbon
TheDudeSkywalker
Have you had biscuits n gravy?
Inconsistentpostinghabits
They wetter doing free biscuits and gravy today
HellaciousHaze
yes but the best ive had have been in the midwest
murderhobbit
Oh my god yes
Daktyl
You're welcome.