ForgetAboutMe
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Oct 29, 2016 4:52 PM
ForgetAboutMe
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ps238principal
He offs himself and you move on in obscurity?
MeMomsSpaghetti
Technically, you're never in the play.
woozle
...yup.
NQA1
You both die young anyway.
Kayelle87
What if Juliet is my Romeo and I don't want none of that Montague
JstAnothrLurkr
All this gender assuming is ridiculous!
gnomedeplume
You get to live. Congratulations!
GiovanniGP
And then they fucked...
aufdie
Not only that but if he ends up with you your Romeo survives the play too.
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ThePigeons
damn this is old
ShinyGengar
isnt it the other way around, Rosaline is his Juliet, but she doesnt feel the same making Romeo not her Romeo.
Suputra
Yep this Is right
TheBrickTamland
What if she's your Lorena Bobbitt
MrMagicMarker
Then you're shit out of luck. Hide your penis
loubli
nice reference esp for halloween
BohemianRhapDaddy
What if it's Maybelline?
NotAMeatPopsicle
What if it's CoverGirl?
BohemianRhapDaddy
NotAMeatPopsicle
Haha, nice!
GnomeAndGarden
What if he's your Juliet?
LandofNightmares
Then you're Paris.
Raprice
Then you're Helen of Troy
iPretend
The your Galactus devourer of worlds
GSCultist
Then we shall retake Jerusalem.
Imgonnatipyouwell
The we shall fight in the shade.
Armored0Titan0
It irritates me that people actually think Romeo and Juliet is a romantic story.
Dunes8
It was more of a PSA
DblDtchRddr
The same people who think the Joker and Harley have a good relationship.
mackinskor
The love is romantic, whereas the story is tragic. Love is love man, let it flow
Poopoopeepeevagina
It's about overly dramatic teenagers.
Daloth
It's about why getting married should have an age limit at least equal to the drinking limit of your country.
ImaSithDuh
Dude, kids back then started drinking about as soon as they could lift a tankard from the table. Not a good metric.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
It is if you're into preteen hormone filed suicide clubs.
Urgalicity
I mean by today's standards, it's more romantic. At least they felt something for each other.
ReyChingon
It's a Romantic Tragedy. People think Romeo and Juliet were fools, but the real fools were the Montagues and the Capulets 1/2
ReyChingon
The message isn't don't fall in love easily, the message is bury your grudges because otherwise it'll affect other people negatively. 2/2
NonBinaryGenderFluidDoggo
Cocaine's one helluva' drug!
AngelsinmyMouthfield
Well it is partly a romantic story. A stupid one, but one nonetheless
Cheomesh
Oh, it's Romantic all right. In the full meaning of the word.
noamountofbirdsisenough
Someone payed attention in highschool literature.
Cheomesh
Correct
OmfgImNotLurking
It's a romantic tragedy.
Armored0Titan0
No it's not. It's not romantic, it's psychotic.
keepScrolliing
It's irritating when people think that Romeo and Juliet is a single gender master piece... You idiot.
keepScrolliing
Wat
ChosenOneWeuWeuWeu
wat
Mgxr44
Wat
Mgxr44
Idk, two people who would rather die than live without each other because they are star crossed sounds pretty romantic to me.
Armored0Titan0
They had spent all of 2 hours in each other's company. That's not romantic, it's psychotic.
Mgxr44
It was more than that.
Armored0Titan0
The entire play lasted 3 days, they met at a party, and then the balcony scene. That's all the time they spent together.
Mgxr44
What about when they got married. Or boned?
Twinklepot
Tragedy, when the feeling's gone and you can't go on it's tragedy ...
UltraBooster
Cant imagine the singers face without most of it being his teeth
NZSheeps
When the morning cries and you don't know why. It's hard to bear
elinveronicap
With no one to love you You're going nowhere
Armored0Titan0
They were 16, they didn't even know what love is.
Twinklepot
I want you to tell me ...
mitsteig
I sang it
warriorofdiscord
What song?
Twinklepot
Tragedy - Bee Gees
RyanMcParty
Well, it's definitely a dark comedy.
Phocks
Omg thank you. I thought I was the only one who believed this.
missbelled
I thought all the dick jokes tipped it off, and the fact that everyone is nonstop shit-talking each other. It's more fun that way, I think.
Phocks
I'd love to see it rewritten in the modern lexicon as a dark comedy. It'd be great.
iconvincinglybullshhthings
there was a movie that came out as a "modern" take, was funny to see it all in context.
LasciviousLibertine
I also think Macbeth is way better when viewed as a dark comedy.
RyanMcParty
Like when the ghost comes in, it's friggin hilarious. "This seat's taken tho." "No, it's not."
LasciviousLibertine
Or how Mcduff and his army play red light green light while carrying an entire Forest as they slowly approach a castle and no one notices.
RyanMcParty
It's worthy of Monty Python style silliness.
kaitoofrose
It's not exactly about love, but it's more about young love, which is fairly obvious.
Armored0Titan0
It's about the fact that teenagers are overly dramatic retards.
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
As a teen, fucken ye
yeoldefrog
Name one romantic story that isn't
SoupCanMan
I can give you romantic subplots all day. Hmmm. 50 first dates? Stupid in love 20/30 somethings.
LordKrondor9000
That's exactly why basing your love life on romantic stories is a recipe for a life filled with loneliness and despair.
Sanosky
My love for eating pizza
Nahxela
I dunno, I've seen you eat pizza. It's not a pretty sight.
grammarfairy
It is a love story, it just doesn't work out for them.
Armored0Titan0
No, it's a cautionary tale about the fact that teenagers are fucking morons who are incapable of processing higher emotions.
grammarfairy
Oh yeah, totally what Shakespeare was going for, a teenage romantic novel.
Armored0Titan0
No one with a functioning brain could possibly think a couple of morons who'd known each other for three days and spent about an hour 1/2
Armored0Titan0
Together offing themselves is romantic. It's absolute lunacy and speaks volumes of the immaturity of the characters.
grammarfairy
Well I wasn't asking what you thought the book was. When was the last time you read it again?