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Police taking a snap chat on arrestee's phone
me irl
Svoneb
Wait a god damn second. Wes was in fucking Harry Potter?
Talhoffersghost
Oh my God, the one about chasing the raccoon... I can't breathe...
ImJustASalad
Come at me OP. I'll knock you the fuck out.
finkelneinhorn
"I have a grandma"
ROBOTvsMAN
skittleyphallus
Is no one going to tell me what the fuck is going on with his hand
Zeus541
TheRealDurdan
Man Dean Thomas has the longest neck
pookieeatworld
It's cause his animagus is a turtle.
appaismyspiritanimal
I've been saying that for years! He's so gangly!
WhatYouMeanItAintReal
That last one...
jack1227
Every so once and a while a perfect dump comes along...
shwibbityshwat
Once in a while*
TheLateKnight
http://imgur.com/YkHK5rV
ChildischAlbino
Great dump +1
anjaluuuu
Whoa I've only seen like 3 of these before. +1 homeskillet
sydneygirl
the lady who used to work at our Albertson's had a name tag that said 'Proudly serving our customers since 1974' I thought it was depressing
randomsonglyric
Why?
sydneygirl
because she had been a checkout operator for 40+ yrs and Albertson's sold the store and it went broke 6months later.
ThandiTaylor
Donald trump or raw chicken ????
daiconrad
Gotta vote for raw chicken, it would make a better president.
vaginasmasherfawkye
These had new pictures in it +1
adejsza
It's been a long time since I favourited a dump...+1
PierreCauseMyBladderIsEmpty
"Most of the Lights" was brilliant. Great dump
NoFucksLeftToGive
Didn't get this, but I'm happy because it proved how little I care about that wanker
Zainathan
Kinda dim I don't care if y'all see this
DawnHahn
Shit had me rolling for real! ????
snarkmaiden
I quit that game 10 years ago, and just like that, they pull me back in.
kjb72
I sent the pic to my brother and a friend. I'll have to punch them later.
AdrianKousari
Goddamn you OP
Goraji
+1 for the last pic
BahamutBBob
We need a movie starring Owen Wilson as Donald Trump, though. It'll probably be hilarious!
ObiWanShalomi
Shit you're right, he does look like him.
tehzpoon
For a fraction of a second, I saw that picture and my heart was filled with hope. President Wilson would be a fine alternative.
masterli
waow the white house is amazing
BannedAdviceForLife
#39 WAIT WHAT? BACK THE F*** UP
JuliaKreature
Oh thank God
whatgandalfwhere
Article's fake. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/962667
skittleyphallus
That's a 5 year old bad joke, mang
darkhalfbreed
Young Biden looks like a chris evans that doesn't work out.
ObiWanShalomi
Ikr the rich partyboy who can't commit to hobbies.
geneparmesan07
Hadn't seen a lot of these. Good, runny dump.
OlezTu
UGTtrolled
Bro honestly you get all the upvotes
tokeydokey
Fucking rekt
HughGarse
got 'em
Scrubbles101
checkmate op
savetom
I love the white people can't handle spicy food bs, come to Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Mississippi, Louisiana... We'll show you spice.
BreadyStinellis
Agreed. Just because we don't want all of our food to taste like hot sauce, doesn't mean we don't like spice.
InY0Face
Omg... seriously? Calm down.. it's only a joke.
ImOnlyHereForTheComments
Mustard, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Pickles, Onion
SomeRandomArsehole
ShailaScott
Beans greens potatoes tomatoes lamb ram . YOU NAME IT
TwoPeasOnePod
https://instagram.com/p/BMw5FiEgwmg/
ItsThoseZanyGermans
U da real MVP
daiconrad
That was the funniest one. I lost it on that one.
thintoast
On a sesame seed bun
ObiWanShalomi
YA BIG DUMMY!!
FoolFromHyrool
In that order
BillyHalley
Thanks.
EarthTourist
trusting that's sarcastic, I'll note that I was previously going to post, "thanks, genius." but @ItsTheZanyGermans took the cake
BillyHalley
Oh no, that's genuine. I'm not even an English native speaker, that would have been really hard to understand
EarthTourist
I can't tell if your joking or not. If not, fair enough.
ATalkingMushroom
He's not joking. I didn't get it, either. Don't be a dick just because you can solve things.
Jennyfromthedock
Must. Lett. Tom. Pull pork
magncheese97
What kind of monster puts mustard lettuce and tomato on pulled pork
brbscience
321Nik
#3
321Nik
i do
321Nik
this
321Nik
far
321Nik
too
321Nik
much
Mathafok3r
God damn it op, lost it on that last one
StarrSmasherr
Can someone explain to me what the fuck that is?
Calwazaki
Did you ever go to school?
StarrSmasherr
Actually no, I was homeschooled from second grade on....
Calwazaki
Ah my bad, yeah I guess it's a school banter thing pretty stupid tho
Calwazaki
It's a stupid game when if someone looks at your hand like that below the waist they get to hit you.
StarrSmasherr
So like the burping game where is you don't say a color you get hit?
ThatOneTownie
Yes
Mathafok3r
In 'merica when you're a boy you do that to other boys if they look at your hand on you knee then you punch them. Hope I could help
StarrSmasherr
Someone did it to me at work and when I didn't get it he said he couldn't hit me anyways because I'm a girl and I just figured he's crazy
Mathafok3r
cant hit girls, those are the rules
patman210
I just lost the game.
RememberTheGame
Well shit
ProbablyThinkingAboutFood
God fucking damnit. I just lost the game
TheWallpaperMaker
well, I lost after a good 2 months. not anywhere close to my record but meh, +1.
esterchestermin
I lost the game
knightlyDinosaurs
Dang it I lost the game. You asshole.
StarrSmasherr
Fuck... Twice in one week...
asdfertjryjre
You made me lose the game.
daiconrad
https://xkcd.com/391/
StraightFish
Wow fuсk you bro
SlumdogBilloionaire
Butt fuck! I lost!