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Can't Touch This
#game_of_thrones #warhammer #hammertime
Aug 14, 2017 7:27 PM
TheDrunkenAmericanAssassin
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#game_of_thrones #warhammer #hammertime
alpinej0e
Glad to see Kevin Eldon back after he played Ned Stark in that acting troupe. Upgraded to King's Guard, just to get his head smashed in.
UnlikelyheroXeno
Sir Davos is so protective of the boy like a father and then bam right away BBF's Jon and is now one of the best currently active characters
bringbakfirefly
His dad rocked a hammer. Makes sense he would too. I thought that was a nice touch.
DarthSalVador
SGRogers
Hope it can light on fire like that flaming sword, or its made of Valaryian Steel.
SomeCrazyNerd
Gotta love how Davos was just like "nobody mind me I've just lived to a ripe old age" when Gendry ignored his advice.
llortamai
As a parent, this is me every day.
SumDumFox
He's definitely his father's son.
TheVakarian
My immediate thought when I saw the hammer come out too.
WitchTrialz
He's gonna die super hard
Theauthenticdonaldtrump
BenADick
BisonMooseDuck
Super appropriate reaction gif
boobieHero
It would be great if he was Cersi's child. Does anyone else remember when she said she had a boy with Robert but they took him away?
LuvvBuzz
I thought it was stillborn, and Cersi has had the 3 kids the witch predicted she would have.
gerdygerdygerdy
The next gendryation of baratheons
huckyourmeat
reux
Sploosh
Mavgurian
Sploosh.
NastySwampBalls
Whats cool is his ol' man used a hammer.
llortamai
Coincidence? I think NOT!
AtsaMattaForYou
http://imgur.com/2PdqbPR
notaballoon
The coolness was kind of spoiled by how ridiculous that hammer is. The prop guy coulda just googled "medieval warhammers"
azazyel
"Can I borrow your hammer?" "No you can't touch this"
MrStickyCheeks
"I thought you were still rowing."
miah1391
Best line of the episode
EhIWonderHowLongAUsernameCanBeLetsFindOutShallWeAaandThereItIs
"Nothing fucks you harder than time"
hadtochangeusernameforreasons
I couldn't believe they put that in there... it was almost as if the writers heard us all over the internet
shorey66
*series
ItCanOnlyBeANipple
*universe
Sidthislefitz
Christian Bale was great as Gendry this episode
happyhumicorn
Perrin Aybara, Wheel of Time
qtRaven
He is not that awesome yet.
theshadowrealmyugiboy
Hammers and axes would actually be better against the undead for they're heavier blunt swings
theshadowrealmyugiboy
Their* damn auto correct. Piercing weapons such as swords and spears lose effectiveness as they can poke through the rib cage and "miss"
TheOriginalNonfiction
Well skeletons are vulnerable to bludgeoning damage XD
IHateCarpets
Good observation. But a hammer is waaaay more heavier
Snooj
Why didn't they take the gold back? That confuses me.
Acsion42
I'm guessing they don't care much for a handful of gold, considering they all (aside from Gendry) have prestigious positions with monarchs
spattr
Just before the arrival of the Dothraki & dragon Jaime asked Tarley if the gold was safely in King's Landing & Tarley answered yes.
Acsion42
Pretty sure they were talking about the guards that were shaking down davos- who gendry killed with that hammer.
Snooj
That's what I'm talking about. Davos paid them off, then Gendry killed them. No one was in a rush. Money is valuable, right?
HandoB4Javert
If Clovis had a hammer...
AmyBernadettePenny
HadMeSomeChickens
::spoiler::
HadMeSomeChickens
In the preview for next week, the hound is weilding the hammer. So....dont get attached.
Goibniu
Usually the props look great on Game of Thrones but that hammer looked like plastic.
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
Probably because it's cartoonishly oversized. The head on a real warhammer is a quarter of that size.
llortamai
Or dragon glass..
notaballoon
I think a lot of it was the movement. He tosses it around like it's made of papier-mâché, which is probably is
shinagami091
Watch the scene where he puts the hammer into the boat. Puts it there with one hand. Not enough wrist strength to hold the hammer like that.
PoorPineapple
Maybe they saved all of the budget for the dragons
Csel
it is plastic, because its stupid big for a hammer.
CaptainAham
I like him, which means he's totally about to die
gerdygerdygerdy
Thus ending the baratheons line ):. I think him and arya will get together and reproduce them
bringbakfirefly
I'd pay for an HBO subscription to see that.
BennyCucumber
But everyone already has HBO Go...
CaptainAham
Doubt the actors would agree to that, but you could prob see it in an adult parody
kowala88
technically not though, because Jon is actually Robert's son.... Bran has got to let that slip at some point
llortamai
Dude, no.
gerdygerdygerdy
Thought he was a targaryen? I'm all confused now
kowala88
I thought he was born to Ned' s sister whom Robert was in love with?
gerdygerdygerdy
Yeah but rhaegar "kidnapped" her before Robert could marry her, so they never were able to get together
drw16
i wish they shrank that hammer head. thing must be like 50 lbs.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKYOOOOOOOOUUUU
It's comically oversized just like Robert's hammer, they made it a few seasons ago for some exhibit
rhubarbarian
Yeah, people vastly overestimate the size of actual warhammers. They just look like a regular hammer. Example in reply:
TargaryenLoyalist
Yeah, god forbid a show with dragons and ice zombies take a few liberties with warhammer size. ;) You're totally right though, TBH.
Thor1229
rhubarbarian
Weird! Imgur ate my comment. Maybe anti-spam detection or something.
Metatality
http://www.buyingasword.com/images/Product/large/600756.png If they wont then I'll post a historically reasonable hammer.
Thor1229
Thanks!!!
Metatality
http://astor-versand.eshop.t-online.de/WebRoot/Store6/Shops/Shop10643/47B0/1F01/D145/04B8/0469/AC14/500A/345A/Streithammer1.jpg
Metatality
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e2/39/53/e23953460b5c8efff8be222b2c1e27fc--bec-de-corbin-war-hammer.jpg
rhubarbarian
Imgur ate my comment for some reason. Reposted above. But yeah, these are all what warhammers actually look like.
Metatality
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bd/14/ff/bd14ff175be3f728f21dfac74c4e8947.jpg