Work Stories

I work at Applebee's as a Carside Server. I will walk you the the wonders of serving.

I have served an ant farm, multiple birds, a big ass godzilla ass lizard ass reptile, countless breeds of dogs and cats, and a horse in a trailer behind the truck.

As much as I would love the technology, I can not continuously make french fries appear in your hands in the comfort of you own home from the restaurant.

The look on her face was priceless. You can tell she'd never been counter-sassed until then.

Seriously my managers are fantastic. They can solve basically any problem with mozzarella sticks, but they arent afraid to deck people that threaten their servers.

You know the scene in Spongebob with ManRay about Patricks wallet? replace 'wallet' with any food item and the dialogue remains the same.

I dont know what these two meatheads were thinking, but both vehicles suffered some pretty ugly damaged.

I was in awe after talking to this woman. Its like my words were gentle gusts of wind bouncing off of her iron dome of either stupidity or just an unwillingness to employ her ears.

I thought it was strange he wanted the steak "on the side" but I never even suspected THIS. The steak was the same size as his dog complete with most expensive side dishes and toppings.

This guy was awesome from the minute I picked up the phone. He was so excited about everything but the second his wife heard him ranting to me about the Brazilian burgers I could serve him she had a hard time not losing it too.