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Nov 9, 2021 4:52 AM
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x1xruex1x
Sounds like John Mulaney talkin about Happy Birthday banners :-P Funny no matter how you cut this
livurz
rbudrick
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about.gif.
Primordias
"we were colonized..." hmm
itsnotatuuma
Kellen Erskine for anyone looking. Super funny and family friendly. He was on the Amazon prime show Inside Laughs.
prufock
I think I became dyslexic from trying to read that.
brucom
48.
andylawcc
that's kinda similar joke to jim gaffigan on Canada's map
jamesbondq
And John Mullaneys Happy Birthday sign.
Shigren
I thought it was me but no, the subtitles really are absolutely useless.
jimmythehat1
Does he elaborate on this premise? I feel like he could get a tight 5 out of that
ghostinthesnow
I’m gonna start with a big ass H, then a big ass A. Then a really tall skinny P, then a slightly shorter skinny P just under that other P
Clickbot9000
"Actually", many of those western states were made to gerrymander enough senate votes for Conservatives. Still funny, but...
StepRightUp
And the two Dakotas exist because of slavery, despite their woefully low populations. (Weird but true ... look it up.)
HeadJamistan
Dolenmorgul
I had to watch this without sound, because of work, so fuck you for these subtitles
KiraFaye
Right? They're trash.
montuesnvm
You can't repost this kind of comedic genius without letting us know who this man is. C'mon!
jacencaedus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNudt52BukY
Mexicali
GrumpyOldMillennial
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
dreadpiratekhan
RevLegoFoot
Nightcrawler63
Best value Jesse Pinkman
hypermarv123
Notice how he describes the right and left so that its correct for his audience's perspective. Expert in his craft.
CangodCreateAStoneItCannotLift
"We were colonised" shouldn't that be "we colonised"? I bet Native Americans were colonised?
Silas007
The land was colonized, the natives were genocided.
CangodCreateAStoneItCannotLift
Even more correct.
Betterbecauseofthem
mottahawk
Anyone knows the comedian name? would like to see more
ElsewhereMan
Came to the comments for this
Coffeebeanbirthstone
I believe it's Kellen Erskine
SubtleSun
Can confirm. Funny fellow. https://youtu.be/HNudt52BukY
mottahawk
Thanks!
KleptoKea
Funny how the American People say they "Colonised" the land instead of "Stole land, raped, murdered, enslaved and committed mass genocide".
jacblake
Is it funny, though?
CaramelSuitTray
Because if they did, it could get confused with the native tribes that did all that before the white people showed up.
KleptoKea
How about you just teach everything that history has accurately documented in history classes. The good and the bad. We do that 1/
KleptoKea
out here in the normal countries and I can assure you our people are a fuckload better at not repeating the dark parts of 2/
KleptoKea
history than the uneducated Americans who are LITERALLY repeating the steps of pre-Nazi Germany right now, and many even know it. 3/3
eepycatgirl69
Yeah, Britain, Spain, or France to name a few definitely didn’t do it either.
WoopDeFrickenDoo
yeah or all countries ever at some point in their history
KleptoKea
I'm talking about how Americans use euphemisms for their crimes against humanity. Other countries own up to their horrific history but 1/
KleptoKea
to teach the dark realities of American history in schools there alone is apparently unacceptable to the locals who want to pretend their 2/
KleptoKea
history was all rainbows and fuckin lollipops. 3/3
IcamtSpelUkelele
Where do you live?
KleptoKea
Uh oh butthurt Murican wants play "What About!" to protect their ego.
IcamtSpelUkelele
Uh oh hypocritical, projecting white knight wants to redirect his guilt of living on “stolen land” himself. What a sniveling putz.
KleptoKea
I don't live on stolen land. I'm a native of my country. Thanks though for exemplifying the ignorance of the American People.
KleptoKea
And most countries on stolen land teach the truth about it in schools unlike that racist shithole country some call USA.
TheRicM
Unless you are an indigenous person of your land, you are not a “native,” so please do not use that word if you are not, thank you!
Iamnotacreativeman
Most of the original states were divided by water that's why it's drawn like that. Then surveyors came along. I'M FUN AT PARTIES! INVITE ME!
3dartwork
Oh god.....there's always one, sometimes a whole lot of ya
Iamnotacreativeman
*finger guns* you're welcome
FrecklesIRL
This is exactly the sort of conversation I look for at parties. I'm Not much fun either.
HankScorpioAndHisAllGirlBand
How’s your bowling game?
Iamnotacreativeman
Not that good, avg 190. Probably worse now. But I'll buy pizza and fries!
hechicera84
My family were land surveyors once upon a time!
Nuclearun
I'd have thought the speed and ease of transportation would have been part of the size increase as well.
Nuclearun
I should clarify: Later states were moved into faster because we had made faster transportation systems, like trains, and better wagons.
TheChihuahuaLady
You can come to my party...once we can properly have one.
ElbowDeepInAJedi
We're drinking until we're not sad anymore this weekend. Bring a pillow.
Iamnotacreativeman
Pillow and blanket ready! Can't sleep under the coffee table and pizza boxes as blanket anymore
TallulahBumfluff
Tbf I was wondering a while ago about state size difference (non US here) so I did actually find your answer interesting.
Iamnotacreativeman
Search for "how the states got their shapes" in YouTube, I hope it's available in your country
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
As long as you don't open with "actually" I'd love to have a party with people who are full of factoids like this.
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
As a Texan, what surveyors?
GrumpyOldMillennial
In your case it was the mexicans because that entire state belongs to them. The Alamo was a comedy of stupidity.
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
Exactly. When I moved to Wisconsin as an adult and learned about section/township/range, it blew my mind. Linear streets? Forget about it!
confanity
The whole idea that nerds aren't fun at parties was invented by awful people who don't realize that you can have fun without getting drunk.
StepRightUp
THIS!!!
fightfightfightlosewinfight
I always thought 'fun at parties' was a dig at people who were debbie downers.
confanity
It may have been at some point, but I've only ever seen it used as an attack against people who are interested in facts.
Iamnotacreativeman
Watch "How the states got their shapes" on history channel. It was fascinating
experiencemike
Yesss I loved that show!
Pgoodso
TLDR: Mountains, rivers, and getting rid of Natives, Spaniards and French people.
GrumpyOldMillennial
Or https://youtu.be/dLECCmKnrys
CaptainThePirate
Was it aliens and Bigfoot?
HeywouldJablowme
I have to drop a downvote just for the pure shit that the History Channel has become. Used to be Hitler, now it's aliens.
supercerealsteph
No worries, I dropped a downvote for the pure shit of downvoting based on opinion of the channel a show is on, rather than the show itself.
HeywouldJablowme
Right back at you buddy
RiverThePembroke
History channel has factual shows still? I thought it was antique aliens and advertisements now
IIikethecutofyourjib
They're doing great shows along the same line. Food that built america, toys, engineering, etc. Like...actual history. It's. Awesome.
LiarLiarPantsUntier
I am not fun at parties.
Silas007
I'm not at parties.
MyPhoneLowPixeledOnTheCarpet
I'm not at parties.. but when I am the people I'd like to talk to there are talking to someone else or around someone I can't be real to.
AninOnin
Good. There's a pandemic on I hear
KommSusserTod
I sit in corners and stare awkwardly around the room while making kissy faces at the cat at social events.