Smol dump

May 10, 2017 7:37 AM

saddestgirlintown

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I wish.....

I...just had to share this with you people!

HAVE SEX

The next baby shower I attend will be awkward

me irl

Can I come?

Burrito cat tax

v only commenting this so I can find it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ive been laughing for like 5 mins now...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I could upvote these individually.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 made me 'aww' out loud at work.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 looks more like they have a mischievous Ewok on their hands...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#22 "it make bug middle finger that say fak you! Heheh"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

If I ever get kids I swear they will always wear animal onesies because they're so damn cute I can't even. So there.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Same!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lmao Lost at #12

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Yeah, no idea what I'm actually seeing but it's hilarious

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#2 Friccin casual. i beat them all on 200CC.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: The fucking skeletons were two guys.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like that it's smol, cause I like feeling my legs after a dump.

9 years ago | Likes 389 Dislikes 3

......all this time I thought I was the only one

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take your +1!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The cat tax is epic: v

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 #FucKonami

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hideo Kojima is a living legend. Shame on Konami and can't wait to see Death Stranding.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lil pider tootsies

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Came for the burrito. The rest was not disappointing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MISTER BIGGLESWORTH!!!!!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 psh REAL men have 3 stars on all cups INCLUDING mirror and 200cc

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also have gotten 1st place in all the 150cc Mario Kart courses...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope they got that rabbit out of that thing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@SloppyJoe3141 #15!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll keep this in mind. :*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Help

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MORTEN OG PETER!!!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

DET' DET FALSKE STED!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#9 needs the FBI directors face photoshopped in

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If I ever have a kid that thing is wearing adorable footie pajamas at all times until he or she is old enough to be embarrassed

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

when i was 4 or 5, my feet got too hot while wearing my footies. so i got out of bed, went to the kitchen, pushed a chair to climb up onto

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the counter, grabbed scissors and cut the foot parts off. Embarassment wasn't a factor, i was just too hot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 now there's 200cc. You fellas gotta step your game up.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Got a gold trophy on all of those, too. 150cc isn't hard, 200cc's where the challenge is out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scrolled down to say the creator of that meme needs to catch up on his plumber driving games.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha purrito

9 years ago | Likes 377 Dislikes 37

I like kitties

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Tacocat is a palindrome ^_^

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

I'm using this from now on.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is double dipping not an Imgur crime anymore?

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

If it's a cat pun it's accepted

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

You double dipping sonuvabitch, take your +1 and get out.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I fucking hate wind chimes

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 6

I fucking hate wind crimes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hear ya. At my grandpa's funeral there were about ten of them all sorts and sizes during the showing and I knocked over one of the four>

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I only like a small portion of wind chimes. The ones that make clanging noises can fuck right off.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I have bamboo ones. Nice hollow noise.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Those are the only ones I can stand.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People who have wind chimes on their balconies.... worst people

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

*looks slowly at the wind chimes on my balcony 40 stories in the sky* Yeah... Just the worst...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

*death glare*

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That shits fire

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Poor kid probably melted while asleep in that onesie! So darn cute but I bet it was HOT!

9 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 5

What kid? All I saw was an Ewoke.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on when and where. My kids wear onesies like that most of the winter here in Canada.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

you poor thing, you must live in the south.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I always think the same thing when I see that pic. You're not supposed to leave a child sleeping in those.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

what if it was -20°, would you still not leave it in something that is warm and comfortable?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Of course. Inside a house with central heating would be the ideal option. Seriously, those things come with warnings on the tags about 1/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

yeah, but that would mean that they would need a house with heating, and be able/willing to afford having it on at night 1/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or you can just go the cheap route like me, and bundle up like this kid

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's safest to layer on blankets as they can be kicked off if baby overheats. I wouldn't take the risk. My own babies owned this onesie, too

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not letting baby sleep in them due to risk of overheating. 2.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And if you didn't have central heating would you a) Let child freeze b) Put on onesie c) Put on blankets.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

c. Always C.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0