TheOBXGuy
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FP Edit: Well holy shit...never thought I'd make it to this Nirvana. Send Crock-Pot/slow cooker recipes and anything else.
Feb 18, 2018 9:45 PM
TheOBXGuy
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8193
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FP Edit: Well holy shit...never thought I'd make it to this Nirvana. Send Crock-Pot/slow cooker recipes and anything else.
ghostbob101
No seriously. Has anyone actually tried this? I wanna know if the recipe works.
vikingvampireangel
Dash of vanilla makes it just right
Cosbypillpopin
Don't forget the shot glass so that you can portion it right
TheRicM
STRAWBERRY MILK
puffthemagicdracula
rdswords
Mitchz95
WristDeepInaPussy
A frosty is a milkshake made with softserve ice cream instead of regular ice cream. At least as far as I understand it.
AntRam95
Here is how you make McDonald’s ice cream, first you get an ice cream machine, then you break it, done
StaticSnowSounds
"I tried to make my own at home, but it wasn't the same."
CapnJackHarkness
Keep it in your pants, Cecil.
wykesy
"like a thick milkshake".... So you mean a thick shake?
cactuskid1956
Its a Milkshake, there is MILK in it LOL
wykesy
No milk, only thick.
cactuskid1956
READ THE INGREDIENT LIST YES there is milk
FCOAlex
Now let's get some Wendy's French fries, dip em right on in. Just like when we were kids.
Carbonoks
Yeah, but a frosty is a dollar
Ryanator50
as someone who's worked at Wendy's that is basically the recipe
technobass
That is clearly a whole gallon of chocolate milk
sillymissmillie
Mmmm, gallon of chocolate milk.
onlyhalfghost
You're supposed to drink the other half while you work. I'd say "because America" but actually because it's fuckin' chocolate milk.
chocolatedashtea
Does not get hard you say?
IbuildRobots
stonedcloud
That's what she said :(
BarretXIII
then it's time to switch places
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chocolatedashtea
KinetoPlay
Two words: Strawberry Frosty
rollilolli
I have, it works. I recommend freezing the chocolate milk in an ice cube tray.
AdmiralAlbatross
Guys, WTF is going on with imgur right now?
iReptarr
I'm thinking it got hacked.
DontLookHereorReadThis
Ill just go to Wendy's.
Boredasfuk
This
terribledeathwhinny
I would, but the ones around here don’t sell frosties so the plane tickets get expensive.
Randomman96
Easier and probably cheaper.
joot
And you won't eat a goddamn bucketful. Wait, was that a drawback or a benefit?
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
But not as much fun, especially if you're whipping them up with the kids. Who will always want to do this now. So also dangerous.
BALKatalo
Far from cheaper, or quality. You pay for convenience. Nothing more.
MrsWhatsit
So, diabetes in a cup?
Scrotumpunch
Does anyone see the Russian?
TouchMyInfection
yapyapblahblahdribbledribbledribble
Milk comes from a cow's butt, honey comes from a bee's butt, toothpaste, slurm, frosties, it's all the same.
kanibal
poop comes from my butt.
crudeman3
ImNotTaylorSwift
Now I want a Frosty.
InappropriateSexualComment
Username checks out eww
AllBoobsAreGreat
Sekolah
At least that machine is never broken
Falray256
......ya know what? Saved. Fucken saved.
JoeHutty
sillymissmillie
stonedrunkdoctor
I came
honestlynotarealperson
What is the European counterpart to cool whip?
TaylorLately
There's a powder called dream whip that you add to milk. That's about as close as you can get
idonthaveagoodnameinmind
don't know a euro counterpart to cool whip, but google whip cream recipe and you will be fine.
CorneliusCornwall
Whippy dippy
ForbinDallas
Please tell me that’s a real thing
CorneliusCornwall
Ozymandiazwasright
'cool wfhip'
eflatmajor
YOU’RE EATING HAIR
Rosie2003
Whil Wheaton
cousteau
I AM MISSING THE REFERENCE
Ozymandiazwasright
https://youtu.be/bkzKSetWoWs
cousteau
I am glad I watched that.
PhunsukhWangdu
Boing fwip.
kr18
chbarts
'cool ffwfwfwfwfp'
rdswords
livingscreamydreamy
“Everything is going to start looking upside down face”
gakio12
Thank you.
Meilkor
kewl vvhip
emkev
Cool Hwhip.
LukeThighwalker69
Stop saying it like that
JerekoKosta
Why are you putting so much emphasis on the h?
IonlycommentTroyandAbedgifs
oh come on brian, you're acting wheird
myotherusernameismyotherusername
Come on, that one doesn't even have an "h" in it.
Jakethesnake357
Whill wHeaton
henrysnugglemonster
You’re eating hair!
ohheckyes4
My parents told me they were getting divorced while i was eating a frosty when i was 6. Haven’t had one since.
Falray256
Too bad you weren't bulimic back then. Would've been an interesting science experiment.
intaglioguy
You can have another. It's not like they're going to divorce again if you do.
ohheckyes4
OrionRed
I doubt that's what did it.
theyar
It's your fault for drinking that Frosty right in front of them like that.
ohheckyes4
The psychiatrist never even mentioned that!! What a ripoff.
whatupcorgibutt
I worked at Wendy’s and this seems much nicer than what’s actually in them
amateurspacecowboy
whatupcorgibutt
No no nothing bad, just super artificial. It came as like a chocolate milk like liquid that thickened when it was in the machine
SmurfEggs
Please share the secrets
UrKungFuNoGood
OK I'll play. What's in them?
QuartzPigeon
.
ItsFantastic
Im a wendys employee, the frosty stuff basically just chocolate milk that comes in large bags and gets turned to soft ice cream when (1/2)
ItsFantastic
Poured from the machine
ChoccoMilk
Depends on what drains out when they open the sink trap
timeloveandyarn
Milk, sugar, corn syrup, cream, cocoa, whey, nonfat milk, artificial flavors, and a bunch of thickeners and preservatives.
SunderedShadow
So, pretty much whats in the above picture to.
onlyhalfghost
Yep. Other than the whey, that's basically whipped cream + commercial chocolate milk. Whey's a good thickener for it.
SunderedShadow
now I want to try this, but have to wait till next month.
lacnome
As a non american, what is cool whip?
XhamWow
The best version of whipped cream there is.
JamonDefee
Whipped cream
ZackPageWood
Using oil rather than just dairy.
ArdentSlacker
Brand of whipped cream. Think sweetened heavy cream, but half the fat. Weird the US's "normal" version is less fat than the UK one.
LarryFine
Water, hydrogenated vegetable oil, high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, skim milk, light cream and less than 2% sodium caseinate...
LarryFine
(a milk derivative), natural and artificial flavor, xanthan and guar gums, polysorbate 60, sorbitan monostearate and beta carotene
EverythingYourMotherWarnedYouAbout
Very gross, chemically infused fake whipped cream.
HateMeFuckYou
Like a frozenish whip cream
thecoon55
Oh you sweet summer child https://media1.tenor.com/images/e498675c38627f32d7aeb9d019a567eb/tenor.gif?itemid=3541486
eyecurious
As an American, "we don't know either"
GuestChrist
Non dairy whipped topping for desserts, generally used as a substitute for whipped cream.
jessenator
Really garbage whipped cream. I wouldn't be surprised if it was only half dairy product.
Rosie2003
I'd be shocked if it's that much dairy
Kookycranium
Whipped powdered milk. Sounds disgusting, but delicious.
itxtalone
Whipped topping, heavy cream whipped with sugar and vanilla extract till stiff peaks form. Just comercilized form of it.
DPCerberusBlaze
Nono, there is neither heavy cream nor vanilla. Just milk, water, oil, corn syrup, and lots of stabilizers
itxtalone
well in cool whip. he was confused what it was. so i was saying what the non-commercialized product is.
Pukako
Oh - like coffee creamer. Shudder.
mikeybagodonuts
An edible oil product.
EverythingYourMotherWarnedYouAbout
It is NOT edible.
ThatSonOfaBitch
It's edible'ish.
Flyndaran
Vegetable oil and sugar are obviously the same as plastic packing peanuts. SMH
dontmagpie
its a thicker weird oiley whipped cream. dont eat it. its not good.
OtterlyMagnificent
Unless you tip your head back, open wide, and think of England while doing your 9th cool-whip shot in 5 minutes.
conservativenightmare24
Don’t lie, it is very good. It is not bad just because you do not like it.
dontmagpie
no. its oil, sugar, and flavorings. i hesitate to even call it dairy 1/
dontmagpie
Water, hydrogenated vegetable oil, high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, skim milk, light cream. there, thats the ingredients. gross.2/2
WristDeepInaPussy
Cool whip is to whipped cream, what margarine is to butter
Maldraek
Well put.
uptaco
Fucking truth.
Kingkong789
I thought for so long how to answer that questions and you just writing like Shakespeare
kdogg73
Plus powdered sugar and vanilla extract.
SereniteeF
Which are typically in whipped cream as well :)
aBastardNoLonger
A truer comparison was never made. Also, frozen cool whip eaten by itself is pretty freakin okay.
WristDeepInaPussy
I'll take your word for it
TristanBomb
He's right, it is delicious. Ate frozen Cool Whip right out of the tub once. 10/10
captainaweome000
You should write SAT questions
LyraTheLycan
And answers
FoxGodRecords
Cool Whip : Whipped cream :: Margarine : ?
MultipleDads
That's correct except margarine is straight dogshit and cool whip is actually good.
WristDeepInaPussy
Haha, you are wrong. They are both dogshit.
retry
Trans fat containing, fake dairy garbage
conservativenightmare24
Is all mayonnaise garbage then? Because that is how all mayonnaise is made now.
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MuddyMax
I don't think you understand how mayo is made or what trans fats are
helpidontknowmyname
i...I... what about Kraft Real Mayonnaise? It says Real right in the name?
Rystefn
Yes. You're wrong, but yes, it's all garbage.
cactuskid1956
ITS WHIP CREAM
fencer1964
Nope.
Fuckweasel
No, no it is not. With less than 2% light cream it's mostly oils and corn syrup.
Ximinipot
Frosty's ate 99¢, just go fucking buy one.
itxtalone
Looks like 4.5 to 5 bucks for half gallon
RachTrap
I can get a full gallon of chocolate milk for 4 dollars. With the prices around me it's the same price as 11, 99 cent frosties so same price
matthew9390
But that means I have to leave my house
thedon89
ZRAJ
That’s one mean frosty.
slvrscoobie
or if your awesome, you can get a Key tag for $2 that gives you unlimited Jr Frosties all year
Ximinipot
This.
Flamboyatron
Explain.
imredheaded
wait wht?
ASlackerOnTwitch
Bet you can make several with this recipe
RachTrap
The prices of these things comes out to roughly the same price of 11, 99 cent frosties, which is the same amount of servings.
uptaco
For much less than 99 cents per serving.
RachTrap
Chocolate milke is going to be $4, whipped topping (cool whip isn't real whipped cream) is going to be another $5, condensed milk another $2
RachTrap
It will come out to a little over 11 dollars. Which is 11 frosties, and 11 frosties are a tiny bit over 1 gallon. So it's the same price.
RachTrap
For the same servings. But do you spend more on gas to go to the store or wendy's? For me I can walk to the store, have to drive to wendy's.
demetriuscotton
This is neat, but Frosties are chocolate malt flavored. So you'd probably need to add malt powder to get the same effect.
Fuckweasel
The ingredients are on their website. They might be "malt flavored," in the 'artificial flavors' part, but they are not malted.
TaylorLately
I have had plenty of frostys, never thought they were a malt.... Can't find any data from anywhere saying they have malt. Source?
demetriuscotton
Uh...they taste like malt? Shoot, I know that's not a citation.
demetriuscotton
IS THERE SOME BRAVE SOUL WILLING TO TEST THIS HYPOTHESIS?
onlyhalfghost
I love chocolate milk and live not too far from a Wendy's. I'll try next time i have a day off.
printcraft
I did it and it brought all the boys to my yard.
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lakesidedriver
But she has to charge.
catblklady
Damn I need to try.
TheHornyCactus
helpidontknowmyname
Is this it? The original and very first reference/root of the My Milkshakes Bring All The Boys to the Yard reference?? If so, thank you!!
MuddyMax
You mean besides the song?
helpidontknowmyname
There's a song?
MuddyMax
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA
JinJinkies
WeenusMaGee
If you crack open a cold one and throw it in your neighbors yard they should disperse over there.
RatchetTheWusky
I use a nutrebullet, icecream and milk...
gwg69822
Well played
J0joTheIdiotCircusBoy
Have they left yet?!
captnhook
And what were they like?
ScreamedStableBoy
https://arlockjw.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/milkshake.jpg
misterwit
They deliberated and came to the conclusion that a frosty is not legally an ice cream or milkshake, but rather a frozen dairy treat. Their>>
FsImgur
Where do you live, Harvard Yard?
misterwit
>>findings have been submitted to the Food and Drug Administration and you may be required to change advertising materials in the future.
printcraft
Well, they said it was better than yours....
JakTheSphinxHound
Zentira
Can you teach me?
SeeMyVests
Damn right
rdement
CidColetti
Septiformus
printcraft
I would teach you but.... the recipe is in the OP so it would be a bit redundant.
captnhook
I hear there's a charge.
uptaco
*CAAAAAAAA-CHIIIIIING*
KingWeeners
Condensed milk
Cheomesh
Never did much like the stuff.
RudyWolf
Thank you
MmMerrifield
It turns out that the only Eagle Brand milk IS sweetened condensed milk...
aznanimality
Thanks
VVulf
You'd think someone writing instructions would know to be precise. Thx.
cousteau
OK because I was wondering who made canned milk.
toxcrusadr
Doesn't have to be Eagle brand. Generic is fine. BTW I use it for pumpkin pie - turns out perfectly smooth n creamy.
Theniyaal
If you can't milk your own eagle, store bought is fine.
toxcrusadr
"ONE DEAD, TWO INJURED IN TRAGIC EAGLE MILKING ATTEMPT."
BALKatalo
Sweetened condensed milk. So much sugar.
Kinokawa
I mean, the can literally says "unsweetened condensed milk", so... as an ant, I can read it.
BALKatalo
No, it says sweetened. Condensed milk comes in a taller can, and nowhere does it say ‘unsweetened’.
Kinokawa
As an ant, I can neither read, nor make true claims on the internet.
FlatPlutoSociety
It's literally uncooked custard.
pterodactylptime
I thought it was literally condensed milk.
Ansatsunin
No, it's not.
Cheomesh
No egg.
Flyndaran
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custard No it is not.
Molvanian
Needs custard. It's uncooked caramel.
fe1od1or
In russia, we boil the can itself and it turns into caramel. Tastes amazing.
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DonDuRango
The other dude from Michigan understands
iMalinowski
Спасибо
by5andy2000
And Mexico. Pour it into ice cream cones and eat.
marcusosappus
graham cracker crust + sliced bananas + caramelized sweetened condensed milk = banana caramel pie = me getting fat. YUM !
Felman
In Brazil, we use a pressure cooker. Dulce de Leche. Good stuff.
WannieTheSane
Ontario, Canada too! I was amazed to find out this was how my mother-in-law made caramel for her chocolates. I have a good mother-in-law!
FlatPlutoSociety
Yep! It's basically dulce de leche, and it's delicious.
conservativenightmare24
Yes Hispanics have been doing this for many years
fe1od1or
So have bored soviet grandmas.
BrickWall46
Also have done this in Pennsylvania, USA.
marcusosappus
And Houston, TX, too.
YouThinkThatsBad
Will it work in Illinois?
ShepskyHuskherd
Like you put the unopened can in boiling water? Or you bring the contents to a boil?
Boredasfuk
You put the can in boiling water
abitskeptical
Just stick the can in a pot dude
FlatPlutoSociety
Yep! And if you have a pressure cooker, you can stick the can in there using high pressure for 40 minutes.
hencethequeef
They call it "manjar." Side note, baggy arm fat is called "bolsas de manjar."
calldrdaley
That’s amazing.
hencethequeef
*In Chile
helpidontknowmyname
hahahah love it!
abitskeptical
Found the Chilean