Do the shaky leg...

Recently a man entered the Nanning Metro walking a bit strangely, as if something was bothering his backside.

Surveillance footage shows the man faltering over to a quiet corner in the station and taking out a tissue.

He then steps back out into the open and starts shaking a leg.

And out slides a big, fresh turd.

With his business complete, the man quickly wobbles off (it's not clear what the tissue was for) only for a subway security guard to stumble upon the fragrant present that he left stewing on the station floor.

The woman quickly calls for backup and a station worker arrives to put up a caution cone.

And then returns to replace it with another cone with a more appropriate warning (exchanging: "Out of Service" with "Wet Floor"). Give this woman a goddamn raise.

Eventually a cleaning lady arrives to sweep up the mess. That oughta do!

Meanwhile, the man slowly makes his way out of the station, staggering off into the night.