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I want a pair of tiddies for each one of Henry VIII’s wives. (1/6)
Jan 25, 2018 11:32 PM
calebisthemanby
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2283
115
I want a pair of tiddies for each one of Henry VIII’s wives. (1/6)
CuriouslyRecurringTemplatePattern
It takes fortitude to marry someone who had two of their previous spouses beheaded
DoctorSnakebeast
His wives didn't, though.
AceOfNines
Seventh wife, gonna send her up in a balloon. Eighth wife, in-to OUT-ER-SPACE!
Maldraek
Well fucking played.
xDeAdFoXx
Hello Henry. I like historical humor amd this meme. Have an upvote.
mayarai42
Haaaaaa!!!!!
MidgetSpinner
Very strange decade for hats.
origamivagina
This gout-having joker was OG player/hater
illtrytoreaditall
ITSDOWNTONABBEYNOTDOWNTONBABBY
Henry married Anne of Cleves (#4) because Jane Seymour died after giving birth so technically that panel is incorrect I’ll see myself out.
sinaloasam
Lol. I was going to make the same comment. Anne of Cleves never turned his head
ThatGamblingYam
Divorced beheaded survived, divorced beheaded survived.
CitizenClam
Histeria 4 lyre
imagineacoolnamehere
I'm Henry the Eigth, I had six sorry wives Some might say I ruined their lives
LogicKitty
https://imgur.com/LawMneG
batcorgi93
Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived if anyone is curious
UFoBratano
One was annulled
heffalumpisbetterthannone
"Never mind the divorce, I've found a shortcut" HVIII
PinkAlpaca
I always remember who got divorced because they were "of"- Catherine of Aragon and Anne of Cleves. Too high up/noble to behead.
haunter64
this takes Fuck,Marry, Kill to a whole new level
doyourhappydance
How clever
futzbot
I always remember that episode of Histeria! when Henry VIII is mentioned :)
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septillion
DELETE THIS
calebisthemanby
Don’t ever embarrass me like this again.
bumpercat
Ha!
CaptainYesterday
LandSquidLuchador
Im Henry the eighth, I am I am!
heffalumpisbetterthannone
I believe that's "Henery" the 8th
CopperMarbles
I had never heard this until naming our son Henry.He's 7 months old and countless people have spontaneously sang this upon learning his name
SVan117
I got married to the widow next door, she’s been married seven times before!
CringeMetal
And every one was an Henry (Henry) She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (No Sam) I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry Henry the eighth I am
marsbaltz
Second verse. Same as the first!