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Posted in the Hope that Everyone is safe, warm, dry, well-fed and loved.
Dec 24, 2016 4:59 PM
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icantfindausernamethatsnottaken
Jokes on you I'm miserable, lonely and smoking myself to death. Merry Christmas you bastards
Tacoluver
For some reason, that really meant a lot. Thanks @OP
MonsieurLaPaditte
Let's keep this crap on Facebook
merlew
*"I don't want much for Christmas, I just want upvotes".
IamTheNesT
You failed.
B99Reactions
You're lying , you want upvotes!
CluelessMomhands
You don't own me!
Piornet
*hugs*
Bacxaber
No, you don't. You only want the points.
HooliEmployee
Happy - check, loved - check, healthy - (thinks to self) "man that Arby's roast beef sandwich I just ate was delicious. 2 outta 3 OP.
Illuminnaughty
AlkeneThiol
What if Hitler was reading this @OP
titanc13
I'd be okay with that.
Wiggcatcher
Gay
heltersk3lter
TL;DR Upvote me.
heltersk3lter
No. Not me, you fools!
Gyiszzlakk
Merry Christmas you lovely Son of a bitch
AidsGorilla
Fuck off
Smileyischaos
..... and upvotes
monkey7850
Well I am here to disappoint you on Christmas!
Calistrasza
1 outta 3 ain't bad, I guess. Thanks. Merry Christmas.
MegaManBun
Fuck you
MegaManBun
Just kidding
SEAW1NG
Same to you and your family. Thanks OP.
InboxMeYourBassetHounds
Fuck you
InboxMeYourBassetHounds
I'll be unhappy all I want
skribs
Literally sick, alone, and sad right now.
berzuh
omg literally?????????????
Gizzie
This
sakurafanelia
Me too.
ILikeMemesAndShit
Don't tell me what to do!
DeadHamster
Fuck yea! Time for drugs, alcohol, junk food, loneliness and depression! God I love Christmas.
sarasweetassugar
Oh that's only supposed to happen around Christmas? :/ oops.....
ConkerHasNuts
Thanks man and merry Christmas man. I think this year has been hard on all of us.
edzashed
Its been rough but we all made it
ConkerHasNuts
Not all of us man...
edzashed
Thats a good point rip those that did not
Qj00t
man
Verminbntyhuntr
You're asking a lot.
orion42m
I've got 1/3...
CptTacolicious
Yeah! I'm healthy too!
DirtyBirdofQuestionableGeometry
Presents would cost a lot less..
SinCiti
Suppose I got 2/3 down. I'm as sick as Tony Hawk right now. Damn winter weather.
IHateSupernatural
Lol
lordofthedice
I have 1/3. Wanna pool our resources?
imonlyjewISH
Same 2/3. But I'm as lonely as his video games
benbrockn
I've got 2/3 as well, healthy and loved. Merry Christmas Imgur stranger
algavinn
Same, flu right after a 3 week cold..
SinCiti
Yeah I've been sick then thought I was getting better then just nope, sick again.
OffWithMyHeaddardStark
I almost asked you about Tony Hawk's illness. Another eggnog, please!
SinCiti
Cheers! Do you say that for eggnog? I don't know.
OffWithMyHeaddardStark
Oh my god, why don't I understand anything. Yes, you say cheers for eggnog. You can say cheers for any celebratory drink. I'm friggin drunk.
OffWithMyHeaddardStark
Well typically I just mix my own eggnog but I called for it for comedic effect in this case.
Danielleosaur
Same! Want to join my "I feel like death" Christmas party?
Maldawg94
Yes I'm rsvping as well! Screw this cold
SinCiti
Sure, I'll RSVP!
BowToTheKraken
Me too, i have two cases of beer for the party
PMmeyourshatteredhopesanddreams
You don't always get what you want
Donnadidit
Can't
aWiseSageOnceSaid
My brother got diabetes for Christmas...
PassTheGiggles
But if you try sometimes...
Japery
You just might find...
HARAMBEKEEPSONLIVING
You just might find
Extraforgettable
YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED.
sopheset111
That you still dont get what you want.
Bloorigard2
...Something.
reux
The Spanish Inquisition
Donnadidit
You get what you neeeeeeeed!
ImSynesthetic
Send whiskey.
ifuckinglovesquirrels
Here, here.
Donnadidit
Send lawyers, guns, and money.
outlawsoul
pm me. i could make it happen if you’re in the same city as I am.
metzershmit
You can order alcohol. As long as you show a valid id, they give it to you.
ImSynesthetic
Let's start with continent id. Me Jurop.
wheresthebaby
Love whisky. What's your fav? I recommend redbreast.
Counterfit
No, get your own dawned whiskey
xYouKnowNothingx
BRING ON THE FUCKIN WHISKEY
Hamm5ter
The new and improved version of "send nudes"
Mirisido
I bought a ton of whiskey to prepare for the holidays. Granted I'm by myself, but still
HomosexualNecrophiliacMallard
Send in depression, boys. I'm going in. With alcohol poisoning.
Rorchy
Currently fucked on whiskey, have a fantastic time everyone.
ImgoingtoseejusthowlongIcanmakethisbeforetheytellmeIhavetostop
Cheers mate!
StayingDistracted
Dude seconded my Xmas eve is a wreck already..
EntitledToRelevance
Glad I'm not alone with that sentiment
StayingDistracted
Yea m8 the holidays are just rough sometimes.. I hope yours has at least a little cheer
Bloorigard2
Same. One of my pets died earlier tonight, another has a tumor, and the dog ate the Christmas tree.
mouthfuloftoe
Bloorigard2
Thank you.