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MuffinProof
It's homoSEXual, not homogender.
whiteonrice
#2 150 seems like a pretty low guesstimate, 26 yo virgin here, i'm sure I'm over 6000.
LoudAngryJerk
150 orgasms? what is she 13? actually no i dont wanna know
iusedtogoto9gagforlaughsandnowimhere
I just went through and read all 27 parts jesus what the fuck am I doing with my life
septillion
TIL I'm a living corpse possessed by my own ghost.
didntshootthedeputy
Hey now, #1, for almost every other girl in that village except Belle, Gaston would have been a real catch.
WillSomeoneGiveMeAKnifePlease
YO +1 AND A FAVOURITE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT ITS DANNY PHANTOM
Sevi7l
If you Google everybody hates Chris you get a white guys picture as the cast of Chris
Lachastabiker
'I don't think that's her dad'.. Lost my shit
TheBroganBryant
I'd spend that $1500 on drugs and alcohol.
JustTakeItAtFaceValue
#48- sounds like Ichabod's random contemporary life rage from Sleepy Hollow TV show
Abomb2933andstuff
#7 The edge, it hurts
Stacyanna
Prince charming has standards. No trolls
MoreOrLessJess
+1 for username :) oh and hahaha.
ProphetOfPhil
Prophets gotta stick together <3
whathappensifichangethistext
#2 congrats on still keeping track on them
Baconthief1994
No that's not how soap works either! Soap don't bind it's hydrophobic/hydrophilic interactions with fatty acids fucking scrubs get rekted
JustTakeItAtFaceValue
#44- skin looks wrinkly, site=greyfoxlounge. Gonna leave that here.
foundlingcarvedoutofonyx
Who brags about a meager 150 orgasms? Is she like twelve? I hit 150 before 10 easy
Callumy
We don't all have over eager uncles.
hotterpop
savage
DumbBr0ad
My boyfriend has that same tattoo! TWINSIES!!
Camelspotting
I've got some bad news.
SockMonkeyRiot
Props for going out and finding new shit. I haven't seen almost all of these
ProphetOfPhil
Thanks, I try to not just repost what's already on the front page
SpidersMcGee
You're doing the Lord's work.
Hexica
"...mayonnaise is spicy..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
weepingvagina
I couldn't look at the whole thing. I stopped at the Orgasms one and I had to share this moment of hysterical laughing while looking
weepingvagina
At my phone.
GanjiKlub
Honestly ashamed the person didn't make the joke that ice tastes better because it's water 'cubed'
Starkiller02
Isn't #35 kinda racist?
bloxman
You can't be racist to white people! (I'm joking)
Doubleadaptor
You know there was so much douchebaggery in that photo no self-respecting African would want to be a part of it.
Dallium
No self respecting anyone would want any part of it
hotterpop
not kinda
EroticZombiePants
This is pretty much as racist as someone can get to a white person.
EroticZombiePants
Let's face it: The most racist thing you could say to a white person is roughly 1/5th as racist as the most racist comment about other race.
vauhtihirmu
I'd say about 3/5 but still agree in principle.
KhalFrodo
I mean sure, but it's the kind of tongue-in-cheek racism that's funny rather than actually degrading someone for the color of their skin.
HeWhoPours
All jokes are fine even if it involves race. It's the intent and mindset behind anything that matters. Gotta be equal, or we go nowhere
AlltheAnswers
It's supposed to be. White people being bland is the go-to punchline when they're the target of the racially-insensitive stereotyping joke.
gonetodublin
lol im white but white-people jokes are hilarious to me. "racism" towards white people does affect me in the slightesy
nikseen
Was about to ask about that one in the comments, because I didn't understand the joke.
AccordMoanEye
No, white people can't experience racism. Black/brown/yellow etc people can't be racist. -_-
n8crafter
can't tell if serious or joking
AccordMoanEye
This is why there needs to be a sarcasm font.
Toxicpyro
Ooh I love these.
ProphetOfPhil
Glad you enjoy them!
Educatorgamer
Here's my 7 page essay on why these posts are terrible.
hotterpop
u clever
AllanSundance
I love these posts
AllanSundance
Cool
theblackcanaryyy
I don't get the Taylor swift snake thing
Camelspotting
No step on snek.
loantiburon
Kanye's last album featured a line about he and Taylor possibly having sex because he "made that bitch famous". Taylor said she didn't 1/?
hotterpop
she's in a spat with someone else. Don't bother trying to find out why, or who, or anything else about it, because it's all lies anyway
loantiburon
even contacted her. Then Kim Kardashian not only said that was a lie, but also released footage of Kanye asking her for permission and 3/?
loantiburon
appreciate being referred to as a bitch, and denied Kanye's claim that he asked her for permission to include that line, saying he never 2/?
loantiburon
her saying it was okay and thanked him for asking first. Now she's threatening to sue over being made to look bad and being recorded 4/?
loantiburon
without permission. Also, Taylor Swift has a history of turning petty beefs with other female pop artists into public spectacles. 5/5
codedangerous
#25 Well that person should probably feel a little silly bc I'm about 99% sure that's a weighted medicine ball and not a basketball.
enrgytrtle55
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed
bloxman
That is
SizzleMeThis
Yea that's what I was thinking to.
AlphaCommander
I was under the impression that was the joke.
codedangerous
For all I know you might be right.
Buckbeak1486
Why are they called medicine balls, anyways?
tantricpooper
Because they are good for you?
Buckbeak1486
Good answer!
Cryptotis
Yup, and that picture shows a legitimate core exercise you do with medicine balls. Talk about not knowing anything about sports
ArminiusOfTheCherusci
Yes but doing core exercises with a medicine ball is not exactly a sport. Not disagreeing, just being nitpicky
DAMMITPATRICE
Basketball is tho...
ArminiusOfTheCherusci
True
Cryptotis
That's true, although a lot of sports do training with this kind of stuff. I did track and cross country for years and this was done ~daily.
ArminiusOfTheCherusci
Yeah I just condensed it I know that this stuff is very important for sports training and conditioning
AprilSpectrum
Tbh people should aspire to find Gaston's and should kick Prince Charming to the curb. Think about it. Prince Charming - what does he do? >
AprilSpectrum
> Kisses unconscious women. Fixates on shoes. Shows up to marry you after you rescue yourself. Have better hair than you. Dress all fancy. >
AprilSpectrum
>What does Gaston do? Just take on a fucking wildebeest-bear-troll monster to save some nerd girl who doesn't like him even. He dies for >
AprilSpectrum
>a girl who straight up tells him she would rather die than marry him and he's like "OK but I'm not letting a monster keep you prisoner."
vauhtihirmu
Gaston was a jackass as well, but I like your defence!
Camelspotting
Woah spoilers man.
revrb
also no part of you would explode if exposed to a vacuum...
EarlQuortington
Yeah, I use the vacuum to clean my house all the time and I'm still in one piece. :|
Camelspotting
Your blood would start to boil from the pressure. Not sure if you'd literally explode, but it wouldn't be pretty.
revrb
it's not your blood that really boils, it's the nitrogen in your blood, like if you get the bends from scuba diving. however, a lot of 1/
revrb
more surface water would start boiling, like the moisture in your eyes and mouth. but in any case, people have survived total vacuums 2/
revrb
up to about 30 seconds or so before passing out. so i mean you'd die, after a minute or so, but it doesn't seem to be particularly gruesome
revrb
http://www.space.com/30066-what-happens-to-unprotected-body-in-outer-space.html
ReclusivPidgey
That yugioh tat. Where the hell is that located on his/her body? Looks fucked up
Dani3113
Dude I was thinking the same. It's her butt...but what's up with the wrinkling. That's excessive wrinkling...like she used to be a fat girl
doshka
I think it's her left butt cheek. The wrinkling on the left of the pic is from her partner grabbing her hip.
bloxman
Looks like arched back
bkeljda
Googled porn actor/actress yugi tattoo. Read what google search displayed. its a guy, left cheek
theblackcanaryyy
Left butt cheek, I believe.
lambboni
Pretty sure it's the right oblique, the wrinkles to the left are the hips/waist and the shape to the right is her breast
Isweartogod
The wrinkled skin on the left would suggest near the rear opening
PsychedChicken
Tactfully said. +1
STOPSHOPPINGFAKEARSES
I'm guessing the wrinkled skin is the leg crease, judging by the second arse cheek in the background
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
Now the most important question: what's the video? I wanna find the tat for myself. I don't even care about the fucking.
MOTHERFUCKINGMOTHERFUCKER
Uhh well judging by the website name in the corner it sounds like it might be old people porn so… at your own risk.
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
So be it.