The Prophet brings you Tumblr,Tweets and YikYaks!Part27

Jul 21, 2016 1:12 PM

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Enter the Hub?: http://imgur.com/gallery/5eKbx

It's homoSEXual, not homogender.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

#2 150 seems like a pretty low guesstimate, 26 yo virgin here, i'm sure I'm over 6000.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

150 orgasms? what is she 13? actually no i dont wanna know

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just went through and read all 27 parts jesus what the fuck am I doing with my life

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL I'm a living corpse possessed by my own ghost.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey now, #1, for almost every other girl in that village except Belle, Gaston would have been a real catch.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

YO +1 AND A FAVOURITE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT ITS DANNY PHANTOM

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you Google everybody hates Chris you get a white guys picture as the cast of Chris

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'I don't think that's her dad'.. Lost my shit

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd spend that $1500 on drugs and alcohol.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#48- sounds like Ichabod's random contemporary life rage from Sleepy Hollow TV show

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 The edge, it hurts

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Prince charming has standards. No trolls

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 for username :) oh and hahaha.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Prophets gotta stick together <3

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 congrats on still keeping track on them

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No that's not how soap works either! Soap don't bind it's hydrophobic/hydrophilic interactions with fatty acids fucking scrubs get rekted

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#44- skin looks wrinkly, site=greyfoxlounge. Gonna leave that here.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who brags about a meager 150 orgasms? Is she like twelve? I hit 150 before 10 easy

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

We don't all have over eager uncles.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

savage

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My boyfriend has that same tattoo! TWINSIES!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've got some bad news.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Props for going out and finding new shit. I haven't seen almost all of these

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I try to not just repost what's already on the front page

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You're doing the Lord's work.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"...mayonnaise is spicy..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I couldn't look at the whole thing. I stopped at the Orgasms one and I had to share this moment of hysterical laughing while looking

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At my phone.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly ashamed the person didn't make the joke that ice tastes better because it's water 'cubed'

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't #35 kinda racist?

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 9

You can't be racist to white people! (I'm joking)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You know there was so much douchebaggery in that photo no self-respecting African would want to be a part of it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 22

No self respecting anyone would want any part of it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

not kinda

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

This is pretty much as racist as someone can get to a white person.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Let's face it: The most racist thing you could say to a white person is roughly 1/5th as racist as the most racist comment about other race.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

I'd say about 3/5 but still agree in principle.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean sure, but it's the kind of tongue-in-cheek racism that's funny rather than actually degrading someone for the color of their skin.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

All jokes are fine even if it involves race. It's the intent and mindset behind anything that matters. Gotta be equal, or we go nowhere

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's supposed to be. White people being bland is the go-to punchline when they're the target of the racially-insensitive stereotyping joke.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

lol im white but white-people jokes are hilarious to me. "racism" towards white people does affect me in the slightesy

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Was about to ask about that one in the comments, because I didn't understand the joke.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, white people can't experience racism. Black/brown/yellow etc people can't be racist. -_-

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 13

can't tell if serious or joking

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

This is why there needs to be a sarcasm font.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Ooh I love these.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Glad you enjoy them!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Here's my 7 page essay on why these posts are terrible.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

u clever

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love these posts

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cool

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't get the Taylor swift snake thing

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No step on snek.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kanye's last album featured a line about he and Taylor possibly having sex because he "made that bitch famous". Taylor said she didn't 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

she's in a spat with someone else. Don't bother trying to find out why, or who, or anything else about it, because it's all lies anyway

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

even contacted her. Then Kim Kardashian not only said that was a lie, but also released footage of Kanye asking her for permission and 3/?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

appreciate being referred to as a bitch, and denied Kanye's claim that he asked her for permission to include that line, saying he never 2/?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

her saying it was okay and thanked him for asking first. Now she's threatening to sue over being made to look bad and being recorded 4/?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

without permission. Also, Taylor Swift has a history of turning petty beefs with other female pop artists into public spectacles. 5/5

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#25 Well that person should probably feel a little silly bc I'm about 99% sure that's a weighted medicine ball and not a basketball.

9 years ago | Likes 314 Dislikes 1

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea that's what I was thinking to.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I was under the impression that was the joke.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 7

For all I know you might be right.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are they called medicine balls, anyways?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Because they are good for you?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good answer!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup, and that picture shows a legitimate core exercise you do with medicine balls. Talk about not knowing anything about sports

9 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 0

Yes but doing core exercises with a medicine ball is not exactly a sport. Not disagreeing, just being nitpicky

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Basketball is tho...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's true, although a lot of sports do training with this kind of stuff. I did track and cross country for years and this was done ~daily.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I just condensed it I know that this stuff is very important for sports training and conditioning

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tbh people should aspire to find Gaston's and should kick Prince Charming to the curb. Think about it. Prince Charming - what does he do? >

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

> Kisses unconscious women. Fixates on shoes. Shows up to marry you after you rescue yourself. Have better hair than you. Dress all fancy. >

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

>What does Gaston do? Just take on a fucking wildebeest-bear-troll monster to save some nerd girl who doesn't like him even. He dies for >

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

>a girl who straight up tells him she would rather die than marry him and he's like "OK but I'm not letting a monster keep you prisoner."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gaston was a jackass as well, but I like your defence!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woah spoilers man.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

also no part of you would explode if exposed to a vacuum...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I use the vacuum to clean my house all the time and I'm still in one piece. :|

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Your blood would start to boil from the pressure. Not sure if you'd literally explode, but it wouldn't be pretty.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's not your blood that really boils, it's the nitrogen in your blood, like if you get the bends from scuba diving. however, a lot of 1/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

more surface water would start boiling, like the moisture in your eyes and mouth. but in any case, people have survived total vacuums 2/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

up to about 30 seconds or so before passing out. so i mean you'd die, after a minute or so, but it doesn't seem to be particularly gruesome

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That yugioh tat. Where the hell is that located on his/her body? Looks fucked up

9 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

Dude I was thinking the same. It's her butt...but what's up with the wrinkling. That's excessive wrinkling...like she used to be a fat girl

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

I think it's her left butt cheek. The wrinkling on the left of the pic is from her partner grabbing her hip.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like arched back

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Googled porn actor/actress yugi tattoo. Read what google search displayed. its a guy, left cheek

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Left butt cheek, I believe.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure it's the right oblique, the wrinkles to the left are the hips/waist and the shape to the right is her breast

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The wrinkled skin on the left would suggest near the rear opening

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Tactfully said. +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing the wrinkled skin is the leg crease, judging by the second arse cheek in the background

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Now the most important question: what's the video? I wanna find the tat for myself. I don't even care about the fucking.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Uhh well judging by the website name in the corner it sounds like it might be old people porn so… at your own risk.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So be it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0