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I'm from Chicago, and the guest was decked out in Cubs gear. Had to whip up something nice for him
Some executives from ESPN were joining us for lunch
Different view of ESPN plate
A friend was joining us for a meal before leaving to see the Ducks play....if only it were Emilio Estevez
Different angle
A little kid was all decked out in Lakers gear, so I asked him who his favorite player was and drew this plate for him
A guy was sporting a Navy SEAL Trident hat, so we got to talkin. Turns out his brother in law has a foundation for Navy SEAL wives who have lost their husbands in combat. It started to rain and he left in haste (not knowing I was working on this one), so I didn't quite finish the details so I could try and find him the lobby. He wound up writing a letter to my GM, I was given a free dinner at the restaurant and money was donated to the Navy SEAL foundation in my name. Pretty happy for that!
During playoffs a guy was wearing a Giants cap, so I drew him this plate
Same story as above, except not during playoffs. I tend to draw sports teams a lot because they're easy to get from the guest.
A couple was having lunch and then leaving for whale watching, so it was fitting that I drew this plate
A certain member of the Texans was with us, which explains this logo
My coworkers parents were visiting and they are huge fans of his alma mater, so I drew the LA Tech logo for them
A very prominent member of this organization was with us, so I surprised him with this to his delight
One of our employees was dining with us and he used to be a cop, loves motorcycles, but never did both at the same time (thank goodness). I combined the two and drew a motorcycle cop bike
A guy was a huge Jets fan and was watching the NFL draft from our bar. He didn't boo like the fans that were in NY, but he was still pretty into it
A certain LA King was staying with us, so I surprised him with this plate for dessert
To kick off the start of the playoffs this year, I surprised a guy wearing a Hawks hat with this plate. We don't get a lot of Chicago fans out here so I had to do something nice for him
This couple were self proclaimed Scrabble fans, and were complaining that they hadn't had time to play yet. I drew this for them, although I could have played QI off of KING
Mr. McIntyre was talking with me about our shared Irish heritage. To celebrate, I drew his name in a cool font and gave it to him for dessert.
Mr. Hoffman is a long time friend of ours, and one of our employees shares the same last name. I drew the family crest and gave him this plate
A little boy had a Vadar figurine on his table. To keep him entertained, I brought him dessert on this plate
A couple that had gotten married in Vegas was celebrating their anniversary with us. It was only proper to give them this plate
georgiaoqueef
CHICAGO!
piedownjoe
Seriously amazing drawings, but I would have rubbed the Blackhawks one on my butt saying GO KINGS!!
tardisbels
Seriously, where do you work? as a fellow chicago imgurite I'd love to visit :)
WillDownvoteForDrinks
Must not be a busy place if you can spend your time drawing plates?
hardbody7
+1 Chicago
zerocreativity
Please tell me where you work. And please let it be in Ireland (obviously it's not because of all the sports but I want cake)
Owned
Do you know every sports team ever?
Glenfiddich12YO
According to reddit, OP works at http://www.montagelagunabeach.com/orange-county-dining.php
MagicUnicornFairy
I'm coming to your restaurant and telling everyone how much I love Firefly.
graspee
It would be funnier if you told everyone how much you love big black cocks.
mithragoddess
your talent is sexy
tombalol
As a gynecologist I plan on visiting your restaurant asap.
AlGoreRhythms
I draw weiners on things occasionally
fezzesRcool
Yep. Usually on fogged up mirrors or windows. I might be 12.
uzerok
Do not draw any apple, because they might sue and you'd have to stop with your good work.
miasanmia
The unnecessarily large plates and tiny portion says "class" but the number of people in sports gear says "trash". What restaurant is this!?
vojnik
And then they eat it :(
LonLonRanchDressing
not before instagraming the shit out of it, I bet
EldrickWoods
http://imgur.com/5eIt0xL
TheAverageSpiderMan
Is that a tiny sliver of gold?
Efreeti
Yes, gold leaf. That amount of edible 23 karat gold leaf would at most be worth about 50 cents.
TheAverageSpiderMan
.....Profit
IGotFiiiveOnIt
Unfortunately this post is from Reddit and the user will probably never know of these fans on Imgur. :(
bietchhhplz
Good god...it's one of those fancy restaurants that put gold shavings on food...
Rawbins
"Where the hell is our food?..."
umar167
Reading the post on Reddit, the OP states that "The dessert is free" and never excepted. A few times people leave without knowing this.
ImVeronicaCorningstone
wait...accepted or expected? I'm not making fun of your sleeping just trying to figure out what it means
ImVeronicaCorningstone
oh wow....sleeping = spelling haha sorry
umar167
Ahh crap I meant expected. Sorry for the confusion.
flight815survivor
I'll take one of the Chicago Blackhawks ones, please!
OhFaceYeah
As a Kings fan, Game On. Your guys are gonna be tough to beat although having back to back home games is a gift from the Hockey Gods
whatmeworkquestionmark
Looking forward to this series, although still catching my breath from the last. What a way to close out that divisional rivalry...
SometimesImReady
WHERE DO YOU WORK SO CHICAGO IMGURIANS CAN VISIT YOU?!
thewhitedahlia
He's from Chicago. Judging by the last post, he works in Las Vegas.
BackpackingEngineer
All I've found from stalking his reddit comments is that its a fancy restaurant with outdoor seating, and its NOT in LV.
Sauzels
The couple was married in Las Vegas, that doesn't necessarily mean that this was in LV.
eckostylez
I'm coming to where you work, and I happen to love Starry Night by van Gogh
WB1A2
Going by how awesome these are, I don't think that'll be a problem.
dandep24
This cracked me up
eckostylez
found OP you guys:
stub20000
Calm down there Satan.
ek47
And I'll have The Bridge at Argenteuil by Monet. To go, please.
EvilEkips
With or without the TARDIS?
wibblywobblytimeywimey
With. Always with.
turalyon06
Wibbily wobbly timey wimey...
wibblywobblytimeywimey
you called?
IthoughwhatIddowasIdpretendIwasoneofthosedeafmutes
how can you draw so accuratley in chocolate?
th3kingslay3r
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzHO5VwWM-G4qFDPGl13gzWlkZW5-WMVnR03msuuTIVO95t1OVtw
PsychedChicken
Very carefully.
mrsmusica
Chefs have these bottles filled with sauces, usually used to draw lines on plates for the extra flavour and looks.
IthoughwhatIddowasIdpretendIwasoneofthosedeafmutes
yay I learned somethin! *here's an upvote
UffzSchnurrbart
Plot twist: It's not chocolate
mrsmusica
Not much of a twist. Most of that is probably fruit sauces, like raspberry and blueberry. ;)
ItsAustriaNotAustraliaYouMoron
Yeah, if I would try drawing like this, the chocolate would've been eaten by ME. FML
wk97
I don't live on the West Coast but can you do a Red Sox one pleeease? Or any Boston sports team?
Faptasmic
You'll have to ask on Reddit most likely
wk97
Welp, I'm fucked then
EricMatthews
Where are the ambassadors to Reddit?
danzafan37
I am a huge fan of vagina. Please draw something extremely vulgar for me. It would be greatly appreciated.
tremonti
OP BETTER DELIVER.
canichangeit
I read this incorrtly that you were a fan of vegans. Did a happy YEAH SOMEONE FINALLY YEAH dance. Reread post. Ah well.
danzafan37
Some vegans are awesome people. Most I would say. They get a worse rap than Muslims, I swear. Most of any kind of people are cool beans!
QuasimoDough
Found the vegan.
Bux93
Please draw something extremely... Vulvar... I'll leave.
chimchang
In spanish "volver" means "return," so you can come back now =P
AdorableEvil
Georgia O'Keefe has your back, bro.
AdorableEvil
sorry, meant O'Keeffe. http://uploads2.wikipaintings.org/images/georgia-o-keeffe/flowers-of-fire.jpg
AdorableEvil
also this http://uploads5.wikipaintings.org/images/georgia-o-keeffe/grey-line-with-black-blue-and-yellow.jpg
whitepeoplecantdance
well where do you work?!!?
pumpkinmuffins
No no no, OP is actually a ant, and this is a place where ants eat.
Olet
An ant.
LonLonRanchDressing
by the sound of it...a hotel restaurant. that's all I've got!
fezzesRcool
That was some amazing detective work ya did there.
HeyLookImNotTheOnlyCrazyOne
A very high end hotel restaurant In Cali, maybe LA?
8bitTunes
My guess is near Anaheim where the ducks play
FirstWorldAnarchist
You are probably very right.
HeyLookImNotTheOnlyCrazyOne
Hm good call. Yeah, definitely in Cali though.
shimmeries
OP never specifically says, but it is an outdoor restaurant somewhere in California.
shimmeries
Orange County.
shimmeries
"Laguna Beach area"
shimmeries
'K a lot of people seem to think it's at Montage in Laguna Beach. If he works in Mosaic there, it checks out.
imgrace
imgurians deliver +1
TheFuckingCatalinaWineMixer
Yeah well this one time I made a smiley face in my mashed potatoes.
UkitaAoi
And I drew a circle with ketchup.
miket953
You're the true hero
arkemiffo
You make mountains of mashed potato. Because it means something. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yecJLI-GRuU&feature=player_detailpage#t=147s
TheFuckingCatalinaWineMixer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4Kgzn3tDQU
NSAOverlord
+1 for the references to one of the great ones that oft goes overlooked.
Faptasmic
That
HermitSweater
..shit cray?
CindyWho4
So profound. *tear slips down cheek*
MagicUnicornFairy
My favorite comment of all time
ItsSuchABeautifulDay
This.
Pharya
These
HeyKidimaComputahStopallthaDownloadin
This will be a thing referenced later by another imgurian and lots of us will understand the reference and laugh and provide upvotes.
travelator
TO THE TOP YOU GO!
riddlenigma
WOW wow wow wow ... just wow, man! I mean, it's Friday and that is SO deep that even Buddha will be thinking about it for the next 50 years.
Brunitski
captures perfectly my dropped jaw amazement at OPs talent and humility...
gitarrenkoala
can this become an imgurian thing? Like that "I can“t" thing on tumblr? I would die a happy man...
trashhmouth
UP UP UP
Faptasmic
I may have fucked up on this one guys
MrsNedRyerson
+1 for not deleting it like I always do!
amberlemons
But it made me laugh so +1.
wk97
bahahaha i need a moment
FartedWhileMakingUpName
shhh-sh-sh-sh....You had me at "That"