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Jun 3, 2023 3:39 AM
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tonedeff
Is this what all dresses are like? Should I buy my future wife fabric of this size in different colours? It's so versatile.
sandraleer
Me in my bedroom for hours as a kid/preteen.
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
I'm saree, but a wardrobe this fabulous wants for a bit more pattern
OhMyYoureSexxy
cmonyoulardass
But can you run from the cops in one?
auldsong
Calling the LGBTIQ people...
kikaria115
Can you dress me for the rest of my life please?
sQuimby
Holy sheet
Broadway2
Imdressive
Zaruzen
*judges you while trying not to laugh*
reichstein
TsubakiTragic
not his first "turn on the catwalk".
cookiesandcreams
NO CAPES
stephenmayhem
one time, I dislocated my shoulder putting a fitted sheet on the bed...so...
kaltralliart
That'll be $1500
SpaceForGold
And don’t forget how to re do it after you’ve taken it off to pee
astrangehop
Silk
nullbr
Pee in it
ColoradoDiceCo
You're missing a zero.
TurboZamboni
Wow. And some days I can even get pants to work right.
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
levelor
I can't tie a bath towel around my waist to save my life! What's he... How... Hmmff.
OxJunk
yellwfever
Infomercials be like, you can wear this one item 175 different ways!
TomClancysGoatRodeo
MainJane
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Designers hate him!
UnattendedDeviant
He probably is one. And tbf, most good designers can do this with a single piece of fabric. They do when they're mocking up ideas for a fabric on a dummy.
Broadway2
Because of this one simple trick!
WhoReadsPeoplesUsernamesAnyway
My guess would be he's one himself
Foxsayy
Honestly though, what is that fabric? It looks so good.
TheRiddlerIsBetterLookingThanYou
Purple.
Foxsayy
CouldYouPleaseRatherNot
We must strive for a society that normalizes this for all genders!
MainJane
Fendeezy
At the end I thought he was gonna make himself disappear behind it.
jrntn
He's magical, not a magician
Blightsteel101
New togas just dropped
viila
Please no! Togas were so uncomfortable and cumbersome that Romans had to pass laws to get senators to wear them just to senate meetings, despite them being status symbols...
JohnThatcher
Slower, you slut! I got skillz to learn!
TheImmaculateDrunk
Sure, but can he fold a fitted sheet?
asm80dfa8sdfj
I heard he can
orbitn
Folding a fitted sheet is easy once you gain access to the 11th dimension.
throwaway12345432
Yeah, he has a whole fashion line on it.
NewtonWren
Those are easy though. Corners into corners, into corners, now you have a square. Fold as normal.
2Ghoul4School
I did what you said and it looks like the leftovers of an elephant's circumcision. I am habitually unhelpable.
Witcher187
This is disgusting. No one man should have all this talent, knowledge, or sassiness.
slendfung
Not even gonna bring up his shoulders?
karlthefunruiner
I’ve only seen this much raw power once before
anyofmany
meanwhile I can‘t even find the short side of the blanket in my bed… at 3am…
privacyfanatic
Literally my life every day. The struggle is real.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
absolutly clowning on women.
redheadedrobot
"When a gay man has way too much fashion sense for one gender he is a drag queen." - Ms. Noxeema Jackson
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
That movie is so fun
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
I legitimately LOL at that quote; thank y for sharing it.
throwaway12345432
Well they didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Meanwhile straight women: I've nothing to wear
Gwenx
I cant even put on a t-shirt right 😭
deblou
Just do it the way I do it, one leg at a time
16bitStarbuck
You've got to start with the big hole on the bottom and quit trying to fit your whole torso through one of the sleeves.
Gwenx
MemeusCalgar
cloverleafbane
Now take more than three steps in it. Fashion is 10% looks 90% knowing where to put seams and gussets so that they don't interfere with the first 10%.
ztygs
That's what I was thinking lmao, sure these look like great looking dresses, but you'd be unable to do anything except stand still and look good. As soon as you take a few steps you'd trip and fall.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I was thinking how uncomfortable they'd be. As soon as you start moving something will shift and then it'll start slipping. That's why those "convertible" dresses usually aren't great.
Iamnotawildturkey
I was thinking about this. In a pinch you could get by with some very carefully placed broaches and safety pins. Of course I would still trip and defrock myself if I even tried to do this, but I guess it also depends on how desperate you are!
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Silversalvation
Hahaha classic
Colopty
Well at least I have the first part going for me...
JohnThatcher
I'm pretty sure the whole point of most dresses is for the wearer to "stand still and look good"
cloverleafbane
I’m sorry. I forgot that women exist only at the pleasure of men. Maybe this isn’t the conversation for you friend.
JohnThatcher
It was actually a condemnation of dresses, not women. Unless very specifically designed as such, dresses are intended to be seen but not acted in. And, yes, that has some very misogynistic roots.
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
That man has feminine hips!
ryecurry9000
They've lied to you
JeffGodofBiscuits
I think it's just the clothes
BigRedTX
No! That's the thing I'm sensitive about!
AndThenThereWereSquirrels
12 year olds are brutal, man
Deggies
Since too many people missed the reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FZBwj81gGY