Jul 16, 2022 3:19 PM
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DippinDerps
Dad's gonna dad lol
cryborg
She is right.
Zoenatrios
Now that's how you DAD!
bobyran
She is never coming out from under the table.
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
Jfc at the whiney comments on this post... It seems like most of you just look for problems.. honestly makes it hard to scroll thru here
i0nlyUseFuturamaGIFS
ElorYosnak
Okay, so first off, funny i guess? Second off, don't do that, you're being a jerk.
Canofminus
I love how she’s embarrassed by her dad and then she embarrasses herself when she yells ‘stop!’
PoliticsGivesMeDKweeF
DangerTrain
"The more you know", people love to just use tags however
Roaddog184
He's better than her last boyfriend, that bum didn't have a job and got arrested in northern Idaho with his 30 friends while in a U-Haul.
MOSIA
Sucky move by the dad.
mrnutterbutter
Even if it was from someone else saying what was heard. I would remember this forever. As I remember the other 2 times I was told I looked
Cute.
lemonmeringuesy
man. shaming your kids is just arsehole behaviour.
Fawin
As a father of 2 girls, I cannot wait to do this.
kittyclawz
I mean... dude is gorgeous tho
Chaoslost
Well, she ain't wrong
SecondSun396
Good dad.
philmoregraves
I do this to my female friends. They hate me sometimes. Other times they get laid
isthisjunkmail
Top level dad trolling right there.
Rasayana
Plot twist: just a random dude.
XRay0976
Woulda done the same to my daughter!
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
Why, though?
Just ro be silly, she's the kind of girl that wouldn't get embarrassed!
omuaomua
flexistraw
Legend
ThisIsMyUsernameNotMyComment
@OP doesn't even wait past a few days since last repost
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
UramboTauro
andrewrankin1087360
Totally thoughtbof this exact moment
xDaisyMae
v
KHLP
Briandavi
Me when the cocaine shipment comes in
Slayer3k
The sweet reward of raising kids.
TygrF
Specifically, teenagers. They're SOOOO easy to embarrass!
Why would you want to do that though. Kinda sadistic to take pleasure from the discomfort of others, especially your own daughter.
c0dengo
Serious answer, it helps to desensitize them. Next mild embarrassment they can think: well it's not as bad as that time dad told a waiter...
You raise them for 18 years , give them shelter , feed them.... least you can do is embarrasing them wherever you can. it's dad tax
Its an art.
Ever seen how best guy friends shit-talk each other? You consider THAT sadistic? This girl has ZERO doubt her dad loves her - she's been
raised surrounded by his love. It's fully obvious.
DeepBlueNothing
I have a great uncle who does this to me, he was a player back in the day and he thinks he's helping me. I want to crawl under the table.
CrimeBrulee
Maybe take a page out of his book instead.
If I could I would, although most of the stuff he did back in the day wouldn't be appreciated in 2022.
BackwardseverythingsayI
Me to uncle great a like sound doesn't he.
LovecraftsLovechild
User name checks out
He's actually one of my favorite people, he means well and I know he's just trying to help. He's 88 so he's just very to the point.
UndeadGopher
Do you need a bondulance?
Racealistic
Read username
UsernamesAreStupidAnyways
Do we need a bondula- oh. Username checks out, I guess.
Scuzzellbutt
Are you having a stroke?...oh shit, I just read that backwards. LOL maybe I had a stronk...
Scuzzellbutt, okay it's. Imgurians of lot a on affect that have to tend I.
LOL My daughter and I like to play drawckab. Pronouncing words backward. During a pillow fight, we discovered pillow backwards is wollip (1)
kid is dik. My name (melissa) pronounced backward is asylum. All very fitting.
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
That’s his job.
CrazyLikeEd
It's his job to be hit on by middle aged men on behalf of a non-consenting woman?! You need a reality check
L4t3xs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8mZc0w2CQ4
NachoPete
Username checks out
jaxgal
OmegaZen
"non-consenting" lmao. Sounds like someone didn't have a fun childhood at all and has no sense of humor
notallwholurkarelost
Nameless915
Dads job to be embarrassing is what I think they meant. But yeah go ahead and make a fuss.
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Jesus dude who shit in your wheaties this morning. For what it's worth. It's probably staged.
When it's at the expense of a stranger, that dad better recognize it's not the time or place. Otherwise he's no dad at all, he's just an ass
Jesus christ dude , it was a harmless joke made by a funny dad. Not a single person except you would be mad here....
rmsrmsrms38
That may have made his day. Even attractive guys don't always get a lot of complement.
mkreku
That would have made my fucking decade
Granduderino
I get lots of compliment.
Skulldoor
Last time I got a compliment was about 2009 or 2010 I believe. Girl said I had a fascinating mind. Really kind of her.
mcdoolz
? what's a "lot" of compliments? I get at least four a year ?
NotAgainRichard
dad knows that guys dont get compliments.
mehimbored
Oh no! The attractive guys don’t get a lot of compliments? Try being an Uggo and getting negative compliments
EpicMasterMan
Tell me about it
MonkeyWithHose
Fuck that guy, he's doing just fine.
sheaoliveira
The waiter felt that in his heart :) it’s nice to see joy
DartTarget13
He will remember this moment on his dead bed with a smile.
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
Aw fuck, I still remember being complimented by two middle aged women when I was a server in 2005. And I've never looked as good as he does.
Kazooski
I don't get compliments. Maybe in my long curly hair but still never cute, handsome or anything. Just "I love your hair"
xj4low
Take that and hold onto it. I haven't receuved a compliment in, I can't remember.
I still remember a girl back in HS who said I had pretty eyes. Think I was about 16. I'm 42 now.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Or it might have annoyed him . Getting hit on at work is not fun. It's annoying
UsuallySpecial
He wasn’t getting hit on though. Daughter definitely wasn’t gonna do anything; dad wasn’t trying to get in his pants.
hogeyegrex
That’s hardly getting hit on. But yeah, it’s poor form to hit on someone when they can’t tell you to fuck off.
bumblebeetoona
Wait, you guys are getting hit on?
Yeah
Well, Im not a gay man, but send… send nudes?
I'll pass on that one. Also it's really weird getting sent nudes out of the blue
LeapingAChasmInTwoJumps
I should know
ThaWhiteRanger
We all should. Can't remember last time I heard it.
Circosys
Same
Islapbees
Morgan Freeman voice over "But he didn't know. Because he was as ugly as he was stupid"
IfYouDontChewBigRedThenFYou
Oof lol
This guy, via Aba & Preach: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeHFM7HNlwA&ab_channel=Aba%26Preach
dangerXX
Team uggos!
AutismTheMusical
You cute
IIIdkbruh
Hey Potato... you's cute! ?
lurkerevolutioncomplete
paladindansesgirlfriend
Omg I love potato salad!
InsolventTacos
You can never have too much potato salad.
Got a favorite recipe/version?
nefariousRake
The dad probably knows this and was likely his motivation for doing it. Aside from the obvious of embarrassing his daughter
InDubiousBattle
I mean, double the fun for dad.
PineappleLoopsBroether
CaptainKipup
Does anyone else think this guy looks like the tiny mayor from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs?
DippinDerps
Dad's gonna dad lol
cryborg
She is right.
Zoenatrios
Now that's how you DAD!
bobyran
She is never coming out from under the table.
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
Jfc at the whiney comments on this post... It seems like most of you just look for problems.. honestly makes it hard to scroll thru here
i0nlyUseFuturamaGIFS
ElorYosnak
Okay, so first off, funny i guess? Second off, don't do that, you're being a jerk.
Canofminus
I love how she’s embarrassed by her dad and then she embarrasses herself when she yells ‘stop!’
PoliticsGivesMeDKweeF
DangerTrain
"The more you know", people love to just use tags however
Roaddog184
He's better than her last boyfriend, that bum didn't have a job and got arrested in northern Idaho with his 30 friends while in a U-Haul.
MOSIA
Sucky move by the dad.
mrnutterbutter
Even if it was from someone else saying what was heard. I would remember this forever. As I remember the other 2 times I was told I looked
mrnutterbutter
Cute.
lemonmeringuesy
man. shaming your kids is just arsehole behaviour.
Fawin
As a father of 2 girls, I cannot wait to do this.
kittyclawz
I mean... dude is gorgeous tho
Chaoslost
Well, she ain't wrong
SecondSun396
Good dad.
philmoregraves
I do this to my female friends. They hate me sometimes. Other times they get laid
isthisjunkmail
Top level dad trolling right there.
Rasayana
Plot twist: just a random dude.
XRay0976
Woulda done the same to my daughter!
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
Why, though?
XRay0976
Just ro be silly, she's the kind of girl that wouldn't get embarrassed!
omuaomua
flexistraw
Legend
ThisIsMyUsernameNotMyComment
@OP doesn't even wait past a few days since last repost
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
UramboTauro
andrewrankin1087360
Totally thoughtbof this exact moment
xDaisyMae
KHLP
Briandavi
Me when the cocaine shipment comes in
Slayer3k
The sweet reward of raising kids.
TygrF
Specifically, teenagers. They're SOOOO easy to embarrass!
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
Why would you want to do that though. Kinda sadistic to take pleasure from the discomfort of others, especially your own daughter.
c0dengo
Serious answer, it helps to desensitize them. Next mild embarrassment they can think: well it's not as bad as that time dad told a waiter...
Slayer3k
You raise them for 18 years , give them shelter , feed them.... least you can do is embarrasing them wherever you can. it's dad tax
Fawin
Its an art.
TygrF
Ever seen how best guy friends shit-talk each other? You consider THAT sadistic? This girl has ZERO doubt her dad loves her - she's been
TygrF
raised surrounded by his love. It's fully obvious.
DeepBlueNothing
I have a great uncle who does this to me, he was a player back in the day and he thinks he's helping me. I want to crawl under the table.
CrimeBrulee
Maybe take a page out of his book instead.
DeepBlueNothing
If I could I would, although most of the stuff he did back in the day wouldn't be appreciated in 2022.
BackwardseverythingsayI
Me to uncle great a like sound doesn't he.
LovecraftsLovechild
User name checks out
DeepBlueNothing
He's actually one of my favorite people, he means well and I know he's just trying to help. He's 88 so he's just very to the point.
UndeadGopher
Do you need a bondulance?
Racealistic
Read username
UsernamesAreStupidAnyways
Do we need a bondula- oh. Username checks out, I guess.
Scuzzellbutt
Are you having a stroke?...oh shit, I just read that backwards. LOL maybe I had a stronk...
BackwardseverythingsayI
Scuzzellbutt, okay it's. Imgurians of lot a on affect that have to tend I.
Scuzzellbutt
LOL My daughter and I like to play drawckab. Pronouncing words backward. During a pillow fight, we discovered pillow backwards is wollip (1)
Scuzzellbutt
kid is dik. My name (melissa) pronounced backward is asylum. All very fitting.
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
That’s his job.
CrazyLikeEd
It's his job to be hit on by middle aged men on behalf of a non-consenting woman?! You need a reality check
L4t3xs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8mZc0w2CQ4
NachoPete
Username checks out
jaxgal
OmegaZen
"non-consenting" lmao. Sounds like someone didn't have a fun childhood at all and has no sense of humor
notallwholurkarelost
notallwholurkarelost
Nameless915
Dads job to be embarrassing is what I think they meant. But yeah go ahead and make a fuss.
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Nameless915
Jesus dude who shit in your wheaties this morning. For what it's worth. It's probably staged.
CrazyLikeEd
When it's at the expense of a stranger, that dad better recognize it's not the time or place. Otherwise he's no dad at all, he's just an ass
Slayer3k
Jesus christ dude , it was a harmless joke made by a funny dad. Not a single person except you would be mad here....
jaxgal
rmsrmsrms38
That may have made his day. Even attractive guys don't always get a lot of complement.
mkreku
That would have made my fucking decade
Granduderino
I get lots of compliment.
Skulldoor
Last time I got a compliment was about 2009 or 2010 I believe. Girl said I had a fascinating mind. Really kind of her.
mcdoolz
? what's a "lot" of compliments? I get at least four a year ?
NotAgainRichard
dad knows that guys dont get compliments.
mehimbored
Oh no! The attractive guys don’t get a lot of compliments? Try being an Uggo and getting negative compliments
EpicMasterMan
Tell me about it
MonkeyWithHose
Fuck that guy, he's doing just fine.
sheaoliveira
The waiter felt that in his heart :) it’s nice to see joy
DartTarget13
He will remember this moment on his dead bed with a smile.
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
Aw fuck, I still remember being complimented by two middle aged women when I was a server in 2005. And I've never looked as good as he does.
Kazooski
I don't get compliments. Maybe in my long curly hair but still never cute, handsome or anything. Just "I love your hair"
xj4low
Take that and hold onto it. I haven't receuved a compliment in, I can't remember.
xj4low
I still remember a girl back in HS who said I had pretty eyes. Think I was about 16. I'm 42 now.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Or it might have annoyed him . Getting hit on at work is not fun. It's annoying
UsuallySpecial
He wasn’t getting hit on though. Daughter definitely wasn’t gonna do anything; dad wasn’t trying to get in his pants.
hogeyegrex
That’s hardly getting hit on. But yeah, it’s poor form to hit on someone when they can’t tell you to fuck off.
bumblebeetoona
Wait, you guys are getting hit on?
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Yeah
bumblebeetoona
Well, Im not a gay man, but send… send nudes?
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
I'll pass on that one. Also it's really weird getting sent nudes out of the blue
LeapingAChasmInTwoJumps
I should know
ThaWhiteRanger
xj4low
We all should. Can't remember last time I heard it.
Circosys
Same
Islapbees
Morgan Freeman voice over "But he didn't know. Because he was as ugly as he was stupid"
IfYouDontChewBigRedThenFYou
Oof lol
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Rasayana
This guy, via Aba & Preach: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeHFM7HNlwA&ab_channel=Aba%26Preach
dangerXX
Team uggos!
AutismTheMusical
You cute
IIIdkbruh
Scuzzellbutt
Hey Potato... you's cute! ?
lurkerevolutioncomplete
paladindansesgirlfriend
Omg I love potato salad!
InsolventTacos
You can never have too much potato salad.
paladindansesgirlfriend
Got a favorite recipe/version?
nefariousRake
The dad probably knows this and was likely his motivation for doing it. Aside from the obvious of embarrassing his daughter
InDubiousBattle
I mean, double the fun for dad.
PineappleLoopsBroether
CaptainKipup
Does anyone else think this guy looks like the tiny mayor from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs?