Clever guy

Jan 10, 2018 9:40 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etUKqrHaqc4

anyone who knows what love is will understand

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where’s Stills, Nash, and Young?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember this. She's got a P-E-N-I-S, YES!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still DAMN hilarious!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And too bad it's bigger than mine

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lol ???? he’s awesome ????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The man's name was Ray Jessel and he also had a very interesting career before this funny scene. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Jessel

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

L-O-L-A Lola!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

*THAN

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

watched the sauce. me: wait, heidi klum doesn't let her kids say the "p" word????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The game Pillars of Eternity had to remove a joke like this... cause.... internet. Shame. Good to see some humor still alive.

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that was fantastic

8 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 4

as a soon to be 85-yo performer who started at 80, I endorse this message.

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Fun fact, he wasn't a guy who really needed to, he did this for fun, in his hayday he wrote musicals for Carol Burnett and Dean Martin.

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

That man will always be a legend. The best thing about getting old is having the right to give 0-fucks...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

so whats the problem... :P

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

'the problem is, it's bigger than mine'

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I bet he won.

8 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 5

NOPE

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 33

Lol why did you get so down voted

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

I know sadly he didn’t win and the only people that win are the little kids who can sing lol. This man should’ve won

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I hate people who sing on that show, go on American idol or the voice

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So is this trap music?

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I haven’t heard that piece in a long time... not since before the clone wars

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Since before the fire nation attacked.

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I am not surprised. It isn't a piece the Jedi would have you learning about.

8 years ago | Likes 145 Dislikes 0

It is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural.

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Where can one learn this power?

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Not from American Idol.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

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I met this awesome guy a few weeks before he passed away. He was performing in my city in Australia and wanted some maps as souvenirs of 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

his trip. I worked in a Map Shop at the time. He told us about his new life travelling and performing, and how happy and lucky he felt.

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8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Boondock Saints joke?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk why Howard Stern wasn't freaking out like Howie, that song was directly up Howard's alley.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

It's probably like working as a bouncer at a strip club. Where eventually all the nakedness doesn't make you feel anything anymore.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I guess that makes sense. Although I work at a hospital and nakedness definitely bothers me a bit cause it's never the good kind.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Passed away July 17th of 2015, damn shame.

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Damn... he was a legend!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shame. But I'm willing to bet he enjoyed his time on earth. Godspeed, old man.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Great, now I'm sad

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Sounds like he went out living life. That's how you do it.

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He died on my birthday?! I wanna return this "gift". It's awful.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Everyone could use more laughter

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Passed away...with STYLE.

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I heard somewhere he was being harassed for his audition and was removed from the show and was still getting harassed till his passing

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He deserves his 72 ladyboys, wherever he is now.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nonsense, he's still alive and writing hilarious songs on a farm upstate. v

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I used to have a shirt with this written on it, wish i knew what happened to it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe hiding in your closet?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like your version much more.

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Fucking hate that marketing ploy forced meme bullshit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Jesus people hate minions... I don't think they are that bad v

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

A lot of adults nowadays don't take kindly to things that are marketed to children that don't also pander to adults.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

"Adults" is a stretch. Actual adults don't usually have time for hate brigades on cartoon images.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah but I fucking used a reaction gif. I wasn't trying to market Minions I just wanted a happy gif :(

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A lot of 22 year olds who are having an identity crisis*

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I know, that's where my dog went too

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:(

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cool now the are playing together!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

forever

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Oh nice! Dungeon Master!

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

What!? No, Mythbusters! The hell is Dungeon Master?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Best abridged series to date

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That quote is a line is in the movie.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's a movie from the 80s starring Richard Moll as the Devil. He kidnaps this woman and forces her fiancee to compete for her life.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BTW @ThatFoodTruckGuy was quoting "Sword Art Online Abridged" with me. He ~Might~ actually know what Dungeon Master is.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The guy is hilarious but I just can't stand the celebrities on that show.

8 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 2

Watch Black Mirror Season 1 episode 2: 15 million merits. You'll feel that exact same way but 10x afterwards

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

dafuq

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree *mostly* although honestly I think Howie Mandel is the only good one there. Howard Stern wasn't too bad as a judge either imho.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm not a fan of Howie. His style of humor is just being obnoxious.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I could totally see that. Even I think he gets a little cheesy or goes a little too far sometimes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah that's why I can't watch them. The acts are fine. But I 100% do not care about those celebrities' opinions.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Heidi Klum is a national treasure.

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She's okay. Seems like a decent human being. Doesn't really have all that memorable of a personality though.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, in Germany

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Na you can have her

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeah they overact a lot in the video

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Alright, that's enough of that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tormented my friend who likes anime chicks with dicks with that song. It still makes me chuckle.

8 years ago | Likes 468 Dislikes 9

Ted explained this perfectly " there are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits"

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I feel my username is appropriate here.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

No such thing as a chick with a dick, its a dude with boobs.

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I see you also understand an Apache is more powerful than the wish of a child

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah, your friend.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s an actual thing?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How do you manage to not run across stuff like that on the internet?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Because when I’m online I usually just watch YouTube or Netflix

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I <3 bible black series, great anime.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What’s not to like?

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His "Friend"

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It's called futanari and is art

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And my axevote.

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My username is relevant

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v

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nah...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Tormenting someone with Traps.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

It's not torment if they're cute.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

It's still very gay though

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Who gives a fuck

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

Traps are gay.

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So?

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The animemescene is filled with trapfags acting not gay. It's being wrong on the internet, and the punishment should be DEATH

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You must be pretty close friends if he’s open about liking anime chicks with dicks. Its not something most people would confess lightly

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The appeal for me is I like watching girls get a good dickin' but I also like if the dicker has soft curves and jiggly bits and a vagene

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Who dosent like bible black.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha I don't care I'll tell anyone my weird kinks, I'm openly bi tho.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It takes alot for someone to come out of the closet, yes.

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These replies are weird

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It’s for tax reasons

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Don't kinkshame

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What if kinkshaming is my kink

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's.... kinky. You should shame yourself

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He (she?) is a chick with a dick so...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 30

Just she dude. Golden rule is you use the pronoun that the person wants you to use, bcoz it makes no dif to you, but is a big deal to them.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not the s a m e

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You'd be surprised how much we've deteriorated as a species

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You're right. A real shame

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And you are the perfect example.

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Why i said it m8

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Especially people on here.

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Lol

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

This guy is strictly conservative. No cartoon lady(boys) for him, no sir. Only good ol’ fashioned walruses for this guy.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'm not particularly fond of the anime girl craze...but you just sound like an asshole :P

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Well, I'd hate to disappoint you! -1

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

You don't have to like it to tolerate it, I don't understand it, too. But your intolerance is where the downvotes come from.

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 5

Actually I only down voted cause he told us to.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 5

Hah, down points.

8 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

We used to be roommates and coworkers and very close friends, so yeah. I'm also a girl so it's not like he was telling a guy friend.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It was also friendly razzing, to be fair.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sounds nice! Clearly he trusts you not to misuse the information for internet points!

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