funny clothing tags

Apr 6, 2016 6:14 AM

sadpandalexi

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My friend had one that said not for retards. No joke. It was an army shirt, obviously not official, but it said that on the tag under wash

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to have one that had all the standard washing instructions, then said "Don't eat yellow snow. Seriously, don't do it."

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Found this in one of my bags: http://imgur.com/O2bxlGx

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#SharetheLoad

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10/10 will be reading all tags from this day forth

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who works in fashion this is amazing

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY in trying on a garment 3 sizes to small. The panic when it gets stuck is worse than anything. GEEZUZ.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have one that reads: Only bleach if you drive a camaro

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

what's wrong with the Kangaroo Poo label? It's supposed to say that >.>

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That salad dressing sounds disgusting.

10 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 2

Good not just me then.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A great reason not to take food advice from a clothes label

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I hate rind in dips/yogurt. Reminds me of tartar sauce.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can dance if you want to sounds fantastic!

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

When your ass dont dance and if you dont dance then you cant have no dressing of mine!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1/2 i saw a fantastic t-shirt on a friend 30(!) years ago. It was a Billabong, a great one. Full of color and fun. I reached for the label..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 ..to see where it was made. I held it and looked closely. On one side it wrote: "time waits for no one"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My clothes aren't cool enough to have these. And neither am I.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That first one set the tone and the rest didnt matter

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Share the Load"

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Igotthatreference.gif

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Share the repost"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People always get stuck on the glue content of clothes

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...you can leave your friends behind

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't any time of day after midnight?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'I have dental pain' is more sad then funny

10 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

It's never funny. Oh, you meant *than*, got it. Know your words, kids!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's plain not funny.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah totally hilarious....

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Almost seems like a cry for help from the factory worker

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

thats because it is

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You can dance if you want to.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lisa needs braces

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DENTAL PLAN

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Size FAT.

10 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 2

LOL that one is from Japan.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone living in Japan this doesn't surprise me. They don't have any problem stating that someone is fat and no one gets offended by it

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It just means that it's limited to 4 GB sizes

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

FAT32.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No use sugar-coating it, cuz you'd just eat that, too.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Damn

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I saw this here last night

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 5

You must be new here, as you seem surprised at this. Stick around for this post's encore showing within the next 36 hours.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been here a lot longer than you, kid.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My condolences. :/

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now I have to check every tag on all of my clothes

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lisa needs braces

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I knew I'd find you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saving the recipe for lazer

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*later

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice try rooster teeth we can see right through your marketing starts

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I swear that typo was unintentional. *strats

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The "Not to be worn as pants." Tag is on Woot! brand t-shirts.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wasn't that obvious from the Woot! logo?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I actually missed the logo. Plus, there's probably people who don't know of woot! BTW, the creator of woot! went on to start meh.com.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am MOTO! Master of the Obvious. My power... Well it should be obvious.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do all the symbols on the "Or give it to your mother" one mean?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They refer to washing instructions

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wash under 40C, don't bleach, iron at max 150C, dont use tetrachlorethylene, don't tumble dry, dry flat, and I'll give it to your mother.

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