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Omegaxis07
You really like shirtless rainbow 6 operators don't you OP? Lol
Aeav8r
#3 someone explain this to me like I'm an idiot
IronIce111
#5 But, what of I am a fucking tool.
murderhobbit
#7 --maybe
Tezunegari
Cyberpunk 2077 should never have been released on last-gen consoles.
JayTheSaltLord
No one is ever going to get me a tool for father's day because I already am a very large tool. Also because I don't have kids.
Snaitf
The arrows don't lie, follow them. -
p3aker
I liked the end ?
KinetoPlay
#10 your $40 watch probably tells better time. A quartz movement digital watch will be much more accurate than a mechanical movement.
TurtBurglarized
#4 Follow the lie, them arrows don't.
Quizz25S
Hey if you're gonna buy your dad a tool, make it a nice quality one even if it's more expensive, not some cheap 20 dollar screwdriver set.
maliciousGman
#1 literally anytime I hear a recording of my voice.
dickblack12
Hey ya'll ah aint her rhite neow, go ahed an leame uh messuge.
MikeRInternetTraveler
What’s happening in the lower-right Google pic? I don’t get what the purple lines are highlighting.
BaleZur
Also I think the angle at the top of the G lines up with the horizontal line so it's somebody being nitpicky because they want to be.
Iamnotwhoyouthinkyouare
#7 oh yeah... daily.
FullTimeDisaster
#6 Oh, hey, OP. I remember you! Thank you again for your service
DumpsterKoala
BargleMcGalls
#8 Trixie!!!!
Myusualusernamewasusedsoiguessthisworks
I'd recognize that mountain of hair and makeup anywhere
BargleMcGalls
Exactly lmao
Wraid
#2 I remember reading a story about an early 3D game that had problems with the main character falling through the floor after they (1/?)
Wraid
ported to the final 64 (or 32?)-bit hardware due to the differences in math calculations, and they eventually solved it by doing that. (2/3)
Wraid
if (characterWouldFallThroughFloor); don't
DisgruntledFerret
#10 I just... I just look at my phone for the time.
textilelover
Glancing at my wrist is way quicker than fishing out my phone.
Ihmislehma
What is that last image of?
Ihmislehma
*From
DumpsterKoala
Beverly Hills Teens, a not-so-popular animated show from the past.
Ihmislehma
Ooohhh I see! Thanks ^^
CitizenPrime
#3 what's wrong with the 4th panel?
maythegorknmorkbewithyou
The purple line is measuring width. The lower part is wider than the upper part.
impidge
#5 I literally bought my mom a drill for mother's Day and she was fucking pumped.
textilelover
I bought my husband a gaming chair for father's day and he was delighted.
DemSumBigAssRidges
#5
MadMart
What is happening in this gif?
DemSumBigAssRidges
Whose Line Is It Anyway skit where two audience members make sounds while Colin and Ryan act them out. One of their all time best skits.
IsolatedAsshole
Can someone explain #3 for me?
lowkeylives
Bottom image is from Morty experiencing "true level". Google logo is an OCD nightmare. Not sure what bottom right logo is pointing out tho..
IsolatedAsshole
Fair enough. I recognized the R&M scene but the rest went right over my head.
Natoroja
Google logo is optically adjusted instead of mathmaticly adjusted to not scare monkeybrain
Natoroja
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hV8hOLOC_Hk&feature=emb_title
ThankYouForYourTime
#1 I’m southern, I can speak fluent banjo (and fiddle) and let me tell y’all something: NEVER trust a drunk Shanahan.
xyxyxyxy31
Cheomesh
I grew up around a lot of Navy brats so I ironed out most of my accent early on. Still sometimes creeps back though.
ThankYouForYourTime
My accent shows up when I’m flirting or mad
datteslur
How's your zydeco though?
VikingHobbit
I would like to learn how to speak banjo.
SisyphusLivinLife
I've heard a lot of southern accents but the worst mumble was calling the New Orleans VA. Just... what? What? I literally gave up calling.
SisyphusLivinLife
Just went in after trying to make several appointments.
ThankYouForYourTime
I ain’t never been to New Orleans, Virginia!
ThankYouForYourTime
(That was a joke, thank you for your service.)
SisyphusLivinLife
Heh. It's all good. I've actually lived in both N.Orleans and Virginia (beach specifically). And Jacksonville, Huntington Beach, Denver...
glenngriffon
Texan here, I grew up with brit tv shows on channel 8 and all the british invasion pop of the 80's. I have a vaguely english accent
ThankYouForYourTime
Got to be honest that sounds like a sexy combination of accents
glenngriffon
well i just sound kinda english, also there's not really a "texas" accent. we just sound like americans.
ThankYouForYourTime
Well, Texas is pretty huge so maybe not where you are but I’ve got friends in the panhandle and there’s an accent there for sure.
glenngriffon
can't say i've been to the panhandle for long enough to chat. I spent 24 years in the galveston area, 15 in texarkana, I been all over the /
aChungusAmongUs
I’m currently sitting in the dark wondering why I’m not good enough
PrincessJohn
Probably struggling to find a reason? I'll make it easy. You are good enough :)
OverzealousDude
Just because you’re not your own good enough, doesn’t mean you can’t be someone else’s good enough, or someone’s perfect.
Korbo
Aren't we all?
Monkeyspearfish
You are good enough.
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CamWeBeFriends
#10 Had a coworker that financed a Rolex. Used to troll him when he'd go make payments with my cheap watch telling the same time.
bedframe
If I can't read texts on it I'm not interested. Smart watches make everything else feel ridiculous.
CannibalisticHedgehog
This seems like they weren't aware of the phrase "if you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it".
nintyuk
I have a Solar charged Casio watch I got when I was 12 and I haven't had to change any batteries or have it fixed ever. I'm now 29.
Mou5e
Paying thousands more for a label is especially stupid when tech wearables exist. A smart watch can be infinitly more tasteful and useful.
Mou5e
But it really is about hoping other people notice you're wearing a rolex. Kind of a sad ploy for attention.
Articate
It is absolutely not “infinitely more tasteful”. A mechanical watch is tasteful. Useless usage of money. Tech is cooler, but not tasteful.
Gryphonosiris
Rolex, like DeBeers has excellent PR campaigns.
DisgruntledFerret
Rolex probably kills less people, though.
coffeeismyfriend
But a better resale price
pandaonfire
And also some actual craftsmanship that justifies the price and value to some degree.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
People really out there financing fucken watches..?
CamWeBeFriends
This was in 1986, too. SMH...
ApotheosisCM
The 80s kinda explains it though. Gotta flex on the other VP of nothings with your slightly more expensive Rolex.
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
#3 was created/posted by a person who doesn’t understand typography.
Meatcouch
The shape of the G is also different in some of the examples... Look @ the blue part of the G in the top two.
Natoroja
Its just cropped out slightly when putting the picture together. All the innfo on the shape of the G is legit
Natoroja
I saw a mini doc on youtube about this a while ago. Apparently it is intentional because too perfect logos makes the monkey brain confused
Natoroja
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hV8hOLOC_Hk&feature=emb_title
JadeNB1729
I understand what the complaint is in all but the lower right. What are those purple lines supposed to indicate?
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
That the center line of the shape doesn’t divide the line of the g equally.
christ0s
Thank you
SuckAFuck
You're a hero. I couldn't figure that one out.
DrizztLink
How so?
ApotheosisCM
Perfect geometry would make it looks very stale and boring.
Higure
I saw someone make a "corrected" version of that logo back when it was new. It looked butt ugly and wonky.
Dagordae
Aesthetics don’t follow hard geometry. Example: Look at the font we are using right now.
JadeNB1729
Presumably, in the sense that it might be desirable to give weight to aesthetic concerns above purely geometric concerns about circles.
imeanYUUUGE
@DrizztLink The “geometrically correct” one looks off
DevilsUppercut
It doesn't look THAT off tbh...
MaybeCatsOperatingInGangs
Tromp l'oeioieieoel because weighting of blue needs balance. She guessed.
DevilsUppercut
I beg your pardon?
UghItsThatGuy
What people forget is that 2077 was the projected bug-free date for the fully patched game.
postalval
Skyrim came out 2011, still buggy as heck
FirstThingThatCameToMind
Remember: never preorder, never give them a reason to rush production. Its either done when its done or its released when its not.
TodayIsSlapANaziDay
I have the boxed version of No Mans Sky on my shelf, to remind me to never preorder anything ever again.
DumpsterKoala
Ifoundthething
No way I'll still be alive then lol
Harvgreensburg
Don't be ridiculous! That would require them to actually do something!
TodayIsSlapANaziDay
Hey, if they spent as mich money for fixing bugs as they spent for making excuses
WoeToHice
It's amazing how quickly and easily CDPR went from being the poster child for "one of the few studios that are still good" to... this.
ElbowdeepinElmo
Well, when you release a subpar product, your reputation tends to die pretty quickly
WoeToHice
Oh, I'm not saying people are wrong. I'm just sad it happened like that.
NotNotDeadpool
It's pretty dope on PC.
luciferian669
Plays great on XSX too
CannibalisticHedgehog
Yeah we know, and that was used to falsely advertise how well it ran on console to stop people from revoking pre-orders.
NotNotDeadpool
Last gen consoles. It runs pretty well on the ps5 from what I've seen
aethryll
It ran well on my XSX from launch day as well, so I do think it was mostly the last gen, especially the non-pro versions.
CannibalisticHedgehog
Agreed but I shouldn't have to deal with half a game when I've been told I'll get the same game as pc and next gen. They lied.
NotNotDeadpool
That's fair. Still great for me. And that's all that matters.