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Is this a sandwich though?
Feb 13, 2017 4:18 AM
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rouverius
This brings up lox of questions.
Veshra
I.. guess. I'm not happy about it but I suppose it has to be.
SpicySpaceman
It's a repost
Justanotheraveragejoe
Yes? O.o
TheePerfectComment
garethGod
TooLazyToPostAnythingOtherThanComments
this makes me angrier than i care to admit
Shelest
It's 2 interconnected sandwich surfaces.
spderweb
It's a bagel with peanut butter and jelly.
PanditSnuggler
Made me laugh. Yeah, I guess, but it caters to a select few whose bagle/bread to topping needs are quite low.
PsyDaKayaker
this is a sin against both man and god
th3saxplay3r
By definition yes but how *normal* people make sandwiches no
InboxPuppies
LuckyWristbands
My thoughts exactly
alittlenugget
MonkeyWithAPun
Clearly the terrorists have won.
Superfuntime
It's repost. No discussion necessary.
Chesticle
ShartistFormerlyKnownAsSPCR
That is anatchy
mossysabertoothtiger
SN3S
Dandoch1080
Let's get to bashing butts, and these nuts.
Sonofsparta
It is, made by the challenged .
Burdenhand
Yes.
Immf
Technically, just awful ratios of filling to bread.
Automatvapen
Zachakx
Most rational observation so far.
Blue5679
He ruined it
cybermage256
You don't know - he might have hollowed out the entire bagel and squirted filling in it.
onlyhalfghost
Rogahar
Freggis
But can the filling to bread ratio define a sandwich?
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt
No. Filling? Yes. 2 pieces of bread? Check. It's by all technicalities, a sandwich. It can be GRADED on how good a sandwich based on ratios.
Freggis
But then that raises the question, can i fold a slice of bread in half and insert filling, and still call it a sandwich?
an0therthr0waway
drewcrosby
I showed this to my boss a few years ago. He printed it out and now it's hanging on the wall in the office.
Techneck
omg - I just got this after seeing it a hundred times. They initially built a "tier" swing, when the client asked for a "tire" swing.
theubster
Do you want a philosophy? Because this is how a philosophy happens to someone.
NoMrBondIExpectYouToDie
Genuinely laughed
FrogBomb
"Certainly this couldn't be a true sandwich..."
MoleGrips
Nope: that's a bagel
bannyd
when you slice it horizontally (read: normally) and put bacon and eggs on it, it's a breakfast sammich- so i mean, technically, @op is right
cloak71
Is a bagel not a sandwich though?
MoleGrips
Nah, a sandwich is a bread thing but a bagel is a bagel. Even though it's bread. Like if you were to freeze cream its not an ice cream.
MoleGrips
I feel my like you have to be inside my brain to get my reasoning
T3chn01d
Yes: it is an idiot sandwich.
ThatOneGuyOP
*an OP
Poonflap101
LiquidMilk
WHAT ARE YOU?!
rainbowcoloredpoop
Perfect
Fairdinkums
That isn't PB and J thats O and P
ISAIDGIT
waytoocreamy
IWantToMakeCrazyScienceWithYou
spaghettifacebang
God, I wish that was me
Allahsnakebar
Jovios
Yes but I hate you for making me realize this.
Beak2thePeak
Disagree. A sandwich is a group of things between a cross section of bread that maximizes the surface area of the bisected bread. Memes.
Beak2thePeak
Also the things are preferably food.
HellMel
Your definition doesn't include enough specificity to avoid defining a loaf of bred as a sandwich.
Beak2thePeak
Is that not a sandwich?
HellMel
No. A slice of bread between other slices of bread is just a stack of bread. Not a sandwhich.
AlwaysInactive
Bread sandwich.
Jovios
A sandwich is stuff between pieces of bread The last time I checked a bagel was bread And Peanut butter and jelly were sandwich ingredients
Beak2thePeak
I just dont want whatever the hell that thing above us is to be considered a suitably edible piece of food.
Jovios
But it is an edible piece of food.
bigfatloafofbread
I am very angry about this post.
aleister94
https://pics.onsizzle.com/Instagram-208925.png
angrybeards
As someone from jersey, who lives in the south, and can't get a decent bagel anywhere. I am unreasonably angry.
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
Username checks out.
TruLongJohn
username000176
What are you some antisemite or even worse, one of those jerks that are allergic to peanuts?
twofishtails
Antimarmite
javaknowledge
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
DontGoJasonWaterfall
No you're saying it all wrong.. 'these' pretzels, are making me thirsty
javaknowledge
Oh. Forgive.
DontGoJasonWaterfall
My bad I thought you were doing a Seinfeld thing so I was continuing
DontGoJasonWaterfall
My bad I thought you were doing a Seinfeld thing so I was continuing
javaknowledge
I was and I am an idiot because I thought you were jokingly correcting me. MY bad.
EastCoastMC
I'm sorry, but I'm in a bit of a peanut butter and jam on this question
donkeymoney
@OP deserves to die
OfficialJoeBiden
FirstThingThatCameToMind
doughnut even start with me.
username000176
I'm soooo jelly I didn't think of that pun
EastCoastMC
You gotta be bready for these kinda things, don't get crusty with me
bigfatloafofbread
fuck...
EastCoastMC
I'm sorry I loafed around and took your job, but this is why you don't put it on the bottom rack
username000176
Hey doughsn't matter to me, I can roll w/ the punches. Please don't loaves me, I'm butter than this
EastCoastMC
Your puns are crummy, you've gone awrye trying to put together a pun like this. A half-baked attempt to rise to the challenge.