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BLOOD4THEBLOODGOD
Emrukal, God of Spaghetti
BoozeHound001
RIP Elspeth, my deck is weaker knowing you don't have another card coming.
Otherstuffisnotasfun
Boner?! What are you doing here?!
DarkSinister
And where is the God of Cats? No cat tax? What do you think this is, Panama?
TroungBui
new God of War is looking good
Biggesturtle
Kruphix is my bae. Are they even gendered in the lore I couldn't tell and the image isn't particularly obvious
Thaliel
The lore I read says "he" every for sentences. They're all pretty much gendered as you would guess.
Rdthmn
Erebos was the shit
HauteChocolate
Cardboard crack
ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong
Fucking indestructible cards.
Haxbrygd
I miss red/white aggro. Shit was hilarious with Iroas.
HongKongBingBong
There is only one God of the sun and his name is Gwyn.
mnmrmustard
Vectron
Bah, these new-fangled godlings ain't got shit on old Yawgmoth. "In life, death, and beyond."
iFavoriteMatureContentBeforeItsBanned
Always +1 mtg
Breakneckbanana
Say what you will about mtg but the art is amazing.
Givemeabreak432
Anyone actually seen a Nyx god pack?
SaltedPorkIsParticularlyGood
Love me some Erebos
PewterHailStorm
MTG? What it stand for?
loworbit2
magic the gatering
TheHiddenOne
Magic The Gathering, it's a card game. These are the Gods from a previous set
PewterHailStorm
I know that "MTG" is a card game, just did not know what MTG stood for, thanks for the answer ^_^
Thaliel
Man, I miss magic. But I also don't miss spending all the money. Oh yeah, back to Hex I go.
lysani
Just the other day I made a wishlist of cards, and it went up to around 90 different ones, not including multiples. Total made me cry.
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
Purphoros, God of practically cheating.
Haiddon
especially in a goblin commander deck
govs
Neat
Bramicles
God of the Sea got nice cans.
kellogleo
something something...jugs...something..water..
ImOnlyHereForPuns
Thassa true statement
trainkar
IAmTheMadLord
I still don't understand why Nylea had trample and not fuckin reach. she's got a bow the size of a skyscraper.
MarxAvenger
I'd guess it was mostly a decision for gameplay, although you could consider hunting an offensive sport, so trample works.
MarxAvenger
Also, her bow lets you shoot fliers.
lysani
Nylea gives other creatures you control trample. She doesn't get it herself. Plus, trample is one of the key mechanics of green.
serentious
...So is reach?
AirshipEngineer
Imagine how awkward it would be to throw, let alone fight with a spear from the position that Heliod is holding it in.
ketchupwizard
Ever seen Troy with Brad Pitt? he uses that technique
LeatherDaddyFishMan
Heliod, huh? I wonder how they came up with that name?
qtRaven
Mogis, God of Death Metal:
BasicMojo
I need to get this alter done.
VapeTrix420
PuppermintJerryJr
This reminds of the rockstar minotaur from wc3.
jaudio23
Pelirrojo93
That is awesome!
gurglegurg
Alistar
RemarkablyRegularRob
ETC
Friedcheese
I Am Murloc
C0mtraya
WalterOdimm
Effing A Right!
retrohellix
Fuck the God of the Polis.
fuckpowerlevelsfucksupersaiyansandfuckyou
WOOP WOOP! DAS DA SOUND A DA POLIS!
hackanimus
What is the Polis? Pictures pls
AGorillaStoleMyUsername
The proper term for a greek city state.
hackanimus
Thank you
Oblivionox09
Polls is a fancy word for city. Like in Indianapolis or Minneapolis.
hackanimus
Cheers
TheWhyKingComenths
Why? Is it bad or OP? It's a while since I played, but draw a card whenev. you play a creature sounds... ok?
IAmOnlyWaitingAroundToKillYou
Only once a turn isn't great, but in a casual deck focusing on ETB and flicker the card advantage is pretty good. Not bad, just situational
TheWhyKingComenths
or wait.. that was just a "fuck the police"-joke, right? :-P
retrohellix
Yep.
TheWhyKingComenths
Damn.. I was looking forward to a nice MTG-discussion and everything.
GodApollo
God of the sun you say?
Lucipurrrr
Whenever Heliod is depressed the Sun turns into a Darksign.
Aldamas
PRAISE THE SUN!!! \`[ ' ' ]/
JustCallMeTheMuffinMan
I feel like you were referencing you user name, but everyone assumed you were making a dark souls joke
GodApollo
Finally someone gets it!
SunPraisingIntensifies
GodApollo
Username checks out, proceed.
afghanbattledonkey
\o/
BeardKhan
Finally. I have found it. I have! My very own sun! I am the sun! Ah. Its over... My sun... is setting.. It's dark... so dark. :(
GodApollo
No don't make me feel sad D:
BeardKhan
Oh i just noticed your username. Did you get that souls reference?
GodApollo
Of course.
The5lacker
Solaire wouldn't be impressed. Heliod isn't a fan of "Jolly Cooperation." More "Backstabbing shitbag."
GodApollo
Well im Apollo so i do my thing
EmeryLoden
To shreds you say?
NeatSweater
Tsk tsk tsk
MonkeysSA
Well, how is his wife holding up?
JosAngelGONZO
to shreds you say?
millername
God of horizons? Sure he could smite me, but isn't that kind of a lame thing to be god of?
goodguyC
I once heard about an ancient society that had three gods: the God of the heavens, God of the earth, and God of the infinite horizons...
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millername
Does than mean half or that it's one of two comments? When you put it that way, it sounds cooler.
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millername
Because it totally would have made sense if you were going to say "unseen half."
docvalentinemtl
all of these are available as individual, larger, higher quality images without the 9gag watermark: 1/2
docvalentinemtl
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/media/wallpapers
matsimoko
Instead we get watermark at the bottom of the screen and a repeating ugly pattern slapped top of pictures. Yay!
docvalentinemtl
better than all of them as one 600px wide image
Andromidous
To be fair heliod is a dick
thisisausernameyeah
I also want to know why.
BlackElkSpeaks
To be fair[,] you still haven't answered my question.
BlackElkSpeaks
Not trying to be a dick, but why "to be fair" though?
SenorSeniorSr
Just a random introductory phrase for this overall thought, I'm sure
BlackElkSpeaks
yea, seems like a non sequitur segway to me though -- which is why I asked..
SenorSeniorSr
You're right. I'm right. We're right. He's right. He's bad with syntax. Let's all just fuck and get it over with.
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YourPalCthulhu
More appropriately, Xenagos just wants to party, and Heliod is scared of losing power.
KatLady4
Didn't Heliod kill Elspeth? That seems pretty dickish to me.
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sanders1004
He also killed her because she's a planeswalker and no follower of his should know of things that he doesn't know. Still a dick.
OmfgImNotLurking
IE Gods being Gods.