zglonx
104873
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No need to say" wait for it"... The guy went up to 200km/h, just before a roundabout. Spoiled brat....
FP edit: 5th of the day!
Thanks everybody!
Santé!
Oct 22, 2020 10:49 AM
zglonx
104873
2650
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No need to say" wait for it"... The guy went up to 200km/h, just before a roundabout. Spoiled brat....
FP edit: 5th of the day!
Thanks everybody!
Santé!
Nuclearun
That's about 125 mph in freedom units.
Melanippe1
Adhan in the background - maybe he was rushing to prayers? ?
RodgerRodger
Nice car. Shame about the dumb fuck driving it...
Zeeshie
He sounds like the gnomes from the Harry Potter games
jarbombe
NoneUserNameNew
I say bbbbiittcchhh ..
Mruttz
Car was in better condition than I expected
thewiggins
I am surprised it's still on the wheels, the undercarriage is probably destroyed though
FredFlintstonesBowlingBall
Insurance Company: thanks for posting!
Superfloofthundercat
Yep, some companies won't pay out with evidence of negligence/stupidity
drGrafenberg
Turks.
jaydawgx7
igobeder
Speed is great, until you get to the twisties, and then you're out of your league.
loser9999
For a second i was thinking how did he accelerate that fast until i realized it was km/h
trinxter
Allahu akbar!
aXiomaticHate
Tbh his speed was manageable had he properly applied brakes before turning instead of trying to turn and brake at the same time.
Thelema
Yes! Porsche have insanely strong brakes.
jondaniels
You should really have to qualify to drive a machine like that.
MadMupp
I agree that over a certain BHP you need a special licence. Too many numpties try to run before they can walk
Evi1Gav
What's worse is that car can comfortably have scrubbed enough speed to make that turn. Money doesn't buy skill.
SubtleHarbinger
I don't know what he's saying but I imagine i was something like... "well, I guess I'm a victim now."
ItsaJokeItsAllaJoke
TurnThisShpAround
JohnnyHotnuts
I don't hate rich people per se....but their spoiled kids are the worst. If this guy earned the $, bought the car and did this, no problem
thatwoodguy
Still not all right, he's a danger to other road users. Hate these shitheads on the Sea to Ski highway.
JohnnyHotnuts
No disagreement here, I just meant I'm OK if someone destroys stuff they rightfully earned & purchased.
thatwoodguy
If he does on private property, not a public roadway.
Pi31
That'll buff out
beforetherewerememes
SomewhatSarcastic
Judging by the music in the background, he can afford it.
ThSL
Ha ha funny because stereotyping.
GuitarBobMonterey
Dat's oil money...
MarsVtron
Username checks out.
TurbulentShart
TheAziz
I prefer version with sound
v
anirrelevantelephant
Goodbye, my planet needs me!
NonFungibleUsername
Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads...
ImProbablyReallyHighRightNow
Didn't know you have a reliant robin
0RumRunner
I see you're someone of culture as well
JLaP01001
Jesus take the wheeeeel
Cranbananarama
*Jesus rips wheel off* "Okay, now what?!"
cyllo69
SAIL
EricPisch
Them duke boys are at it again.
blainetog
"Pray" hahahaha!
faultierr
This man has played some grand theft auto in his time
ittybittyfunk
In Forza 4, you bet your ass.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Ah, the Forza school of driving
emjay9010
Fonzie*
v
Zephrman
"Take the second exit" "Howbow you shut the hell up."
HowdyDooToYou
haha love the 'pray' part
NuggetsPL
I see Poland's space program is doing well
venomlash
Poland cannot into space!
itypewerdsonline
more of an Air program for now, space is the next step, just need more speed and possibly a bigger roundabout.
DizzierDizzi
They are no longer with us
Bystandr
Pretty sure they survived, didnt they? Serious back injuries, though, if I remember right.
DizzierDizzi
I have no idea, I would have died
Iwontdoitunlessido
So he was almost correct he just shouldn't have braked
LifewithLauren
I was really hoping to see this and I am not disappointed
Megaman0817
pookieeatworld
weaponizedbunnies
Is this a response to the meme, or the username?
omuaomua
this jif is very good... just put it anywhere and it makes always sense
PrehistoricPlesiosaurus
yes
Craicerjack
Driving across footpath and cyclelane at 200? Lucky the fucking idiot didn't kill someone
iamspartan1262
But that he'd care anyway
AmyBethMegJo
On first viewing, I thought he had flattened a bicycle and I wondered where the rider had gone.
Kateness
I mean, at that point "driving" is probably a bit charitable.
TomahawkJackson
Rest assured they weren't going 200 at roundabout. On the throttle for 9s, standing on the brakes for 8s before impact... /1
TomahawkJackson
were going 38 @ 1s, and 68 @ 2s. So probably only going about **32** mph (50kph) when they lost brakes by hitting the curb.
spiffylookingnerfherder
Do you think he'd be upset if he killed someone?
RandAIFlagg
Of course he would. Can you just imagine how much paperwork would be involved?
FrozenCoast
Not likely.
madeejit
Maybe he has a promising swimming career? So it doesn't matter?
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
124 MPH for my heehaw countrymen.
Neboskrebnut
Funny how recently everyone just stopped even suggesting that US can switch SI.
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
We don’t even know what SI means.
thelaaaaaw
that's like 100 Poutine per Hour in mine.
KirkSteel
85.4 Maple Syrups
Imnotaclevergirl365
I guess I just don't get it. cause if I had a car that nice I'd be terrified of wreaking it and definitely not going almost 200..
Sm9yCg
I've driven one today (exceptional circumstances), you won't really notice that you hit 200. It's a sweet ride (outside the hands of a dork)
dogestyle
If you can afford this kind of car, surely you can also afford to take it to a race track where you can go a fast as you want?
Cortezdelanoche
Thats why most people, including me, think it was bought for him. He didn't work for it. So he messed around and broke his new toy.
DollapOfDaisy
Oil tycoon money
Snarkywisecrack
Like that 16 year old girl who got the Camero, drove like an idiot for 2 weeks and smashed into a pole.
darkestkale
Simple: You know the value of your time to get money, and thus the value you associate with the car ->
darkestkale
When things are just handed to you, with no time investment involved, they have no value at all.
darkestkale
So, your valuation of the car is far higher than that of someone who has simply had it handed to them for free.
darkestkale
When you're born into money and don't need to work... well, this is what happens.
ilovedogknots
Wow he didn’t even try to turn that wheel enough
boblives
Probably wouldn't help, turning circle at 200 is like a trying to turn a train
mrlemonofbanana
Or use the brakes. Between the "Aaaahhh" and arriving, he could have easily decelerated down to 50km/h or so.
SuperPickle17
Pretty sure a Porsche could handle that roundabout at speed. However, a machine is only as good as the operator.
Snuffalybuns
Yeah that was my thought. Maybe not at full speed but with a little breaking before the turn it should have sailed right through.
x44rrs
If you listen you can just hear the ABS modulating the brakes, its and EV so theres lot of batteries to add to momentum. Shame ruined taycan
ilovedogknots
But he also just slightly turned the wheel with the weight of the bateries creating traction you could have swung around that corner goin 60
tongueJabber
From what I understand, the Middle East is notorious for their reckless drivers.
opsecdeadbeef
taxi drivers have stickers on the passenger airbag that say inshallah. which basically translates to "if it be gods will."
Warpfactor999
Those there that have that kind of money never drive themselves. When they get a supercar toy, they are just driving with no experience.
RobErtE87
well,camels usually just step over the curb.. and don't go that fast unless that one uncle approaches them for the second time from the back
Arrogantbastardio
Kirotaka
Having driven in the UAE and Bahrain I can confirm that's true. Bahrain was the worst out of the two.
drcookieninja
I mean with the amount of oil money, 80k literally means nothing. Locally we have oilriggers who regularly trash their f350s on coke
ematic
I mean, they bring those 'skills' with them when they immigrate to other countries, too. (Source: live in Canadian city with huge Arab pop.)
thatwoodguy
Same here in W. Va. Kid was suspended drove the Ferrari anyway. Dad blocked the driveway with his Range Rover
ematic
The hilarity of that. Using a Range Rover as a disposable gate.... having too much unearned/inherited money will do that, I guess
thatwoodguy
White Ferrari in Vancouver BC, Google the story, good for at least one laugh.
ematic
The 22 yo doing 210kmh on the bridge story? Dude was stopped earlier, for doing the same haha (like 3 months back)
Isaacprksh
Some people don't deserve nice things
LordOfTheRingDings
Just as youth is oft wasted on the young, wealth is oft wasted on the wealthy.
tinydog
Usually the people who have nice things don't deserve them.
HsuDoNihm
Depends on the thing. Reliable friendships are often earned, but they're not always considered a "thing".
Kurianichi
The people who have nice things and didnt work for it themselves usually dont deserve them imo
Djmachale1
I dont deserve anything
SJohnson23
Like the ability to chew solid food.
HsuDoNihm
Why would anyone downvote this? Oh... guilty conscience probably.
daromander
Sometimes the nice things shouldn't be there in the first place
RandyRandalman
Right? Like I get the whole cars are cool thing but the exorbitant amount of money people spend on shit like this make me sick.
drcookieninja
I mean a professional can afford a premium vehicle less than 100k over a couple years. If they've paid off mortgage, saved for retirement...
drcookieninja
Why not? It's for sure not a first line in human needs, but I understand why people start to fulfill wants after meeting needs.
RandyRandalman
I couldn't live with it. People starving and I'm driving a car worth half a mil? No. It all comes from my upbringing I guess.
daromander
A car able to go 200km/hr (~125 mph) is not needed for everyday driving. It's not safe when people bring it up to that speed
ValkyrieDoot
Daddy will buy him a new one
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
Mission accomplished I guess. He wanted to show everyone how good a driver he was... and he did.
AtomIndigo
Son, I have transfered 100 million into your account. Do like your fellow students and buy a train, and stop embarrassing us.
waitwhat1234
I have a feeling that this wasn't completely accidental.
SQUIRTonmaFace
And more expensive
greatcanine
Money - responsibility
Topi41
That was just the training taycan.
AvatarTommyBee
yeah .. that happens especially to unearned money.
sxweet
girlyThings84
Madmoosey89
Its called insurance !
RobErtE87
Inn sewer ants?
BobHubert
I’m fine with parents buying a car for their kid, but buy them a beater. You can’t kill a ‘99 corolla
ValkyrieDoot
I've had two cars in my life, parents bought me a 94 Lancer because we didn't have a manual to learn in. Then bought my own 08 Lancer
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
I've had a career of killing countless Toyotas, and in a whole range of models:
y0usurname
The AC 130 is a flying fortress of death and I love it.
CaldariBob
*tucks camera with telephoto lens under jacket*
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
No, by all means, leave it out and point it around on an active battlefield where you're not supposed to be.
CaldariBob
Like an otherwise-normal city street? S'ok though... lemme just wait it out under this trailer.