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Looks like something I'd want to discuss with my kids in the future
Not OP but still hilarious.
Feb 9, 2017 10:44 AM
BreakdancingGiraffe
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Not OP but still hilarious.
MrsFlemm
As a teacher I think I would of just had a quiet chuckle and moved on.
mrrodgers12
Have you heard the tale of Wildo the Dildo? No that's not something your teachers would have told you.
Indelible93
Blanks out the kids name but shows us what appears to be the parents full name and handle? Good work.
GTimgur
I get tired of this "we're sexually liberated but also puritanical!" stuff.
ronniegeo
Paul's son Mike loves Wildo
tyranosaurrex
Props to Paul hunt with strawberry jam by animal collective as his pic
JolietJakester
I thought his name was gonna be Mike...
wetwilliewildo
I may be relevant.
Leahbadea
Wheres wildo
wattietoohottie
Paul named his kid Mike, what did he expect to happen?
thecoldmage
Who the hell writes a letter in Century Gothic font?
ColeTheBar
lol
MTHavoc
Where's wildo
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Googled "Wildo" to see what would come up, was not disappointed: http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m175/valerioh/wildo.png
KingJew
So that's what happened to his arm...
behindthebikesheds
Common sense 0 Paranoia 10
ashittypuncomment
The Adventures of Wildo the Dildo and the Slippery Slope.
kustomkirk
There is a town in Newfoundland named Dildo. Maybe Wildo is from there.
Lazzarwolf
Wildo be damned
BossCar9
This instantly reminded me of the kid who got a note to excuse his absence from school...by Barack Obama himself.
youarethesumofyourcontradictions
Classic Wildo.
Yanov
tbf I managed to come up with "wog" just by fiddling with "dog" when i was wee. Thankfully Mum caught it before I could say it in public.
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
Paul Hunt has good taste in music.
Aksidents
Plot twist - the kids are in high school
Pawnderlust
Probably table top role players
LovelyEnvy
funny. like they didn't get rid of playgrounds right after elementary school. followed by the art, music, cooking and everything fun lol
FuckIfIKnowWhatImDoing
I'd kill for playtime in high school
ImFrank
As in your playtime would be designated for killing?
Duendes
It was called shop class
FromYourHomePhone
I truly hope the parent answered, "Thanks, will do!"
ioweyoufivepotatoes
Strawberry Jam!
MattStan
Glad to see someone noticed that!
HuffGlueUntilYoureBlue
They knew what it meant.
vampyrita
Eh, maybe. I was in high school when i learned what a dildo was. I knew the word, but not what it meant, for several years before that.
tootscootinboogie
I was 26 when I learned what tossing salad was. No, I wasn't a virgin.
JohnnieTheShrubber
"Hello, this is █████'s father. I'm calling to further discuss the adventures of Wildo the Dildo. Where do you think this story is going?"
ThatSniperKille
Nice.
justmagicalgirlthings
And then it turns into several episodes of Orange is the New Black only with kindergartners.
degenerator
"Wildo the Dildo was a free-range, vegas dildo that did not eat raw, bloody meat. Until one day..."
RespectfullyDisagreee
Where do you think Wildo* is going?
registeredtoproveimawesome
Wildo the dildo, much like bilbo, will do his best on his grand adventure.
blainetog
The next chapter is titled, "The Pink Cave."
degenerator
"And they all played 'Where's Wildo?' till they were tuckered out and it was nap time."
80percentlegs
Followed by "The Man in the Boat"
kickarr
Followed by "The Briny Depths"
itsliterallyjustaname
"back to the surface"
Gayforbae
Followed by " The Forbidden Entrance"
blainetog
Followed by "The Flared Base."
Gendernonconformingavocado
When your username becomes relevant
Gmayor61
...Which one of you is the real one?
ssauve
"since april 2016" awesome blossom
lordofthedice
People can change their names.
Gendernonconformingavocado
Tru dat
DonaldTrumpImpersonator
Am I relevant?
trinxter
This post, that I saw today, shows school bureaucracy at its finest.
fistermatic5000
we've been making dildo jokes since the 1st grade. kids know wtf a dildo is.
JoJoSapiens
To be fair, precocious knowledge about those things can be a sign of sexual abuse so I can see why they might be concerned, but yeah...
RoyFuckingMustang
Huh, never thought of that.
ashesarise
The majority of kids are using a rainbow of dirty words starting from the first grade. I often wonder if adults forgot what being a kid was.
borderlinetrainwreck
We do sometimes.
JoJoSapiens
There's a difference between using salty language and showing sexual knowledge, though. (1)
JoJoSapiens
It's most likely nothing serious, but talking about dildos could be a sign of latter. (2)
ashesarise
That isn't how it was at my schools (I moved yearly) Kids knew everything from the first grade. Insults ranging from where you can stick
CaptainAbraham
I'm not real?
ihans
LOL
FelixtheFakeYT
um... interesting coincidence...
MonsterKittens
I just checked his profile, and this guy has been a member since January 2014. He didn't make this account for this post.
ErikaLight
It's a repost. Probably made for the first post
stoler202
Could have changed his name.
CaptainAbraham
Azerai
Cute, no truth, clever