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Genius or Stupid?
Bicycle drift
Dec 7, 2015 8:44 AM
MeatballNeck
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ISbros
Yes.
ItsQuiteHardToFindAGoodUsernameThatIsntTakenYet
Ground coffee....
ThatOneDeityZeus
Haha, #4 is lawn furniture
NephCohen
tooRuDe
I wonder how many people have died trying to make their cat vacuum
Kircala
A little of column A, a little of column B.
waitwhut
The fucking bugs on that couch. No thanks.
TheAntipodean
I have a number of questions.
VaginaPedant
#1: Yup. Genius. After nearly 20 years of marriage my wife is still surprised by the beguiling power of her booty.
YoureAllUpInMyMixLikeFuckinBettyCrocker
I want a marriage like that...it's cute that after that long together you still find her sexy <3 *cheers!*
qwasson
Toilet Slam Dump*
Zeekdudekidguychiefson
Pretty sure the cat/laser pointer combo is how to start a city wide fire on the scale of the Chicago fire. Instead of a cow we'll use a cat
TallLightnHandsome
The drifting bike was pretty darn cool.
ImSoUnique
If you don't have chopsticks you can stick a fork in the creamy part of an Oreo and dip/dunk it!
WinnieIllePu
Tbh, not a fan of dunking it with a fork. It doesn't taste the same
beeratius
50ShadesOfGraves
What's wrong with fingers.
nacko
I'll stick a fork in your creamy part...
b01000100
Also, after you stick your fork in it, submerge it until the bubbles stop. Then immediately pull it out and eat it. Perfect dunk.
MrFuckStick
I performed a perfect dunk on my girlfriend last night in the bathtub.
UhOhImAnOreo
It's painfully obvious that the pizza slice picture didn't originate in New Jersey.
IfPeeingYourPantsIsCoolCallMeMilesDavis
Yeah I think that was a pizza you heat up in the oven or something. Not a very photogenic piece of pizza I'll tell you that.
GavinScreaming
I feel sorry for people not eating pizza in NYC, NJ, or Philly. I guess Chicago os ok in a dofferent way
TheManners
Love that the wine glasses are placed on a fitness book.
Ubergumgum
Well what else would you use that book for
ChampionKingKazma
I didn't know this was an album for 2 minutes.
Abraxxas
The kids drawing wall with the tear away paper is completely awesome genius. The pet powered robot cleaner is hilariously stupid.
coffee99bean
the exercise bike/school desks are amazing. kids that have a lot of trouble sitting still and concentrating do wonders with them
QuestionablyHatefulGiraffe
They started doing it at the middle school I went to. Seems to help a lot!
WilliamKeith
Ya, if that's quiet enough to use in class I can see it being really useful for kids w/lots of energy. I walk my feet sitting all the time.
QuestionablyHatefulGiraffe
I'd imagine it would just become background noise, like computers or heating systems.
FortressCraft
Connecting a cup of coffee to the Earth will do literally nothing.
jezzap
I was wondering if anyone else noticed that. You beat me to it
FortressCraft
#NerdsInArms
emperorpenguins
I think it's a ground coffee pun.
UnreasonableSteve
It's GROUND COFFEE
Voojagig
I'd like to see how that motorcycle helmet thing works in an accident.
dogenuggets
They would probably come out better without helmets at all.
Omar6627
That girl's face would be done
sparkplay
Unless she's used to having a knob in her mouth
snbrn
Or the guy's neck!!
sangatster
Inflatable toupe. Why didn't I think of that?
RandyMarshThoughtThisWasAmerica
Because it's a terrible idea?
Fallenboskuk
I think he looks sleazy like a scumbag business man or something don't trust that bald dudes eyes
NakedBears
Well everyone is going to notice you have one anyway, might as well be easy to clean.
sangatster
Not to mention easy to pack on a moment's notice for those unexpected cruises that pop up from time to time.
MotherfuckinGoats
I have one. My sister gave it to me for christmas one year. I'm a 26 year old woman with absurdly thick hair.
othyn
MorgannosaurusRex
#32 won't work, you can't turn the page!
IWouldDoThings
That's what I just said before I read your comment. How do you turn the page?? Does it keep your whole hand dry? I'm literally not buying it
Jacana
Use your thumb.
MorgannosaurusRex
You must be more dexterous than me :P
shorr
I often turn pages one-handed, since I have a habit of reading everywhere. I kinda want tha
Shimobe
Also, who wears a swimsuit in the tub? FAKE. I demand real pics of Asian women bathing and reading with absurd paraphernalia.
MorgannosaurusRex
#23 made more sense
shorr
Destroys the book!
NewmarketMTB
rosso65
yeah i didnt get that one...
Curb71
What is it?
stratus41298
Electric instrument stuff.
iliketorunnoidontyesidomaybe
It looks like a key rack that uses an aux jack to plug your key into the rack for storage
dontujudgeme
Found it: http://www.amazon.com/Guitar-Amp-Key-Holder-Legato/dp/B018PRQ1BQ/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1449510897&sr=8-2&keywords=jack+rack
AwesomeName
I just keep thinking: #1 is an invitation, it must be an invitation, isn't it?
BrianOfNazareth
I guess she knows exactly what she is doing...
fedasddsad
It's pretty hard not to see the lighting difference, and you'd think she'd check by like the 5th time.
shorr
You'd likely get a tree on you with me. Accidentally, but still
NotEvenSupposedToBeHere
I felt pretty invited and I was just looking at a picture, sooo...
ozzycats
Heh alright...giggity
LahSmile
As a woman, I would do this as a tease maneuver, yes.
Chimponzoo
Do you think she would want some tea?
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
I'd just keep telling her the lights aren't on.
rimjobking
That's the joke
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
I know.
ToddimusMaximus
I also know
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
TittySprinklesAndClitter
I call my husband's name to "help" me sometimes when I'm naked and bent over. Plus, when I really do need help, he responds very quickly!
D1ssent
It's the gift that keeps on giving...
AndSoAdInfinitum
No, it isn't. The socket's low down. She needed to bend over. 'Please stick your penis in me' or synonyms are the only invitations.
AwesomeName
No, no! A real lady never asks for penis.
AstartesLibrarius
From what I've heard/read, she doesn't ask, she begs, if you do your job right.
primooptimoso
While I understand and respect what you are saying, you've made me laugh imagining someone using that exact phrase as the actual invitation.
RCGUY
#28 badum piss
rudejohn
I don't have any idea what I'm looking at in that picture.
umpbumpfizz
It's a pedal for drums, rigged to a toilet to flush it.
rudejohn
So I get up from doing my business and then, while standing, hit the drum pedal? I guess that prevents me from touching the flush chain?
werdCAsquared
I'd buy #28
JoonasD6
Only for places where the toilets have twistes handles, though. Most places I've seen you need to pull or press – more difficult to work.
EchoOfSnac
Virtually every toilet in the US just has a lever you press down like pictured, unless they are automatic.
JoonasD6
Interesting.
JoonasD6
Who would seriously start from the beginning to count to 28??
swooper
You don't have to, just mouseover "#28" to see what it is.
TheEroticTaco
Rip mobile users
GryphonHunter
Mobile...
chipotleislife
The curse of mobile...
somenub755
You know those 1000-image black twitter posts? Yeah. Even the desktop users just scroll through.
Splodgey
Killakam721
Thank you
CosmicApe
Why are they grounding their tea in #14?
DoctorFizz11
It's being grounded for being a bad tea.....I'll see myself out
CurtisWard4752
Pun for ground coffee? Idk, looks like coffee to me
GraAnoisAgusGoDeo
They had to ground it because it's hot!
MrBismarck
It's electricitea.
joerider555
I spent waaay too long looking at this. Read title again...I think it's just "stupid."
FlatScreenNinja
My first thought was 'that would do fuck all'
MooseMooseCanadaEh
As an electrician, that would literally do nothing
rianinspace
It's grounded coffee. ;) Get it?
Spanishzebra
Yes dad, I get it
BrashenTrell
I think they're using it to heat up their tea
ToddimusMaximus
Lol that's not how it works.
tinnerz58
Not by earthing it they won't!
pronacc
That's not a complete circuit, so there is no heat generated.
BrashenTrell
True, maybe they're making ground coffee
jcow1995
Get out
MemeAccountant
This is the one I question most. Is their tea building up excessive charge or something? They may be doing it wrong.
MattJensen
Pretty sure they're doing it wrong.. Maybe with a 12 volt adapter and one lead on the spoon and one in the tea, but even then corrision1/2
beeratius
would instantly destroy the tea and create a vacuum that's the actual ground state of the universe, destroying us all completely 2/2
stratus41298
I didn't even realize you weren't the OP. Nice.
MattJensen
Heh, it didn't get my second part. But you got the idea :)
c0dyandrew
Why the fuck would you want to step out of the bath onto dirt and plants
Imnotfollowingyou
Because it is awesome, that's why.
missmaryMACKMACKMACK
I'd actually really love that ... walking barefoot on moss is an incredible sensation
darthchocolate
The moss is soft, absorbent, and natural. It's a great choice if you can keep other things from growing in it.
alexbackinaction
Arsenic is natural too I'm gonna put arsenic outside of my shower. I'll put it in all my food too!!!
GavinScreaming
A towel works too
darthchocolate
I didn't realize the comments would grow to be so negative. I moss ask you all to calm down.
GoToHeck
"natural" doesn't mean good.
Cuntortionist
And how would you do that?
TinyNutThief
By stepping really hard on them. Like extra super hard.
Cuntortionist
just basic science stuff
ICantBelieveIGotOutOfBedForThis
See example, #7
RebelDreamer
The ones I liked were genius.....the rest were stupid. You're welcome.
DerpyWanKenobi
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bendeem
i think the words you were looking for are "fucking retarded"
jam3s2001
They did the hot dog one wrong. You put 4 hot dogs in the toaster upright.
DownvoteMeMore
You liked the toilet slam dunk didn't you
Rymdblomma
Sometimes if it's stupid but it works it's still stupid
copingcabana
You sound like my boss.
Darkcl4w
That's how I measure people too
paavomedf
i second that
GentlemanPenguin
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/meme/images/8/81/Genius-meme.png/revision/latest?cb=20140626182735
absolutepancake
Carpet toilet?....Carpet toilet..
BenderBendingRrodriguez
Stupid. One stain and you're scarred for life, no matter the story behind it
grobesviech
Most are moronic
TheBigMic
Is nobody going to say anything about the dudes thumb in #17???
ThatOnePolarBearOnTheLeft
I didn't like this comment. Its stupid.
ISawTwoSquirrels
You said it
Fate88
5/7
rainb0w0range
So you liked them all. But how can you live without sound?
SoraPonyBoyVersetti
Reference game 5/7
swooper
Can someone explain this reference to my friend? He doesn't get it.
Fate88
(1/2)Its out of one of those tumblr dumps. Someone gave a great review about something and then said he rates it 5/7
Fate88
(2/2) Then someone commented on the intresting scale system .. and for some reason it became trendy. Thats all.
kawnet587
It was a person on Facebook, not a tumblr dump.
sokari13
Nope, was from a facebook dump from one man that was homophopic and shit and rated a movie 5/7 almost as goos as the fighting club :V
Awstrck
so a week?
GingersGoRawr
I hate you
ttocswerdna
Thanks for the arbitrary scale brendon
ThatOldJanxSpirit
F*ck you, Rob!
SkytechCEO
Say wanna play a game, gotta warn you though, I play to lose.
ttocswerdna
I want more of those so badly
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
what the hell is going on in the last one?
LordDebuchan
The key fob is in the safe I'm guessing and they can't get it out. But it's still in the car and the car senses it, so it will still start.
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
Thank you, kind scholar.
Poseidoposeido
Wouldn't the metal safe work as faraday cage and avoid sending the key?
LordDebuchan
If it was built for that purpose maybe. But I don't think all faraday cages block all electric and radio signals.
xtsnx
Rich boy car, and keyless car, put the safe in the car, the car works :)
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
It's not a rich boy car
JohnCena6969
I'm not rich and my car does that
carolinaguuurl
Same. I have a six year old Toyota that does that.
xtsnx
Yup, but daddy clearly bought car for this person if he's hiding the keys in the safe
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
My parents bought a new car and gave the old one to me, with keys like this. We're not rich.
Muffyns
or maybe you are but people is hiding it
carolinaguuurl
I allow my kid to drive my car, and when he is grounded, I take away his key and hide it. I am certainly not wealthy...
GavinScreaming
Almost all teenagers driver either their parents car or a car their parents bought. It has nothing to do with being wealthy
mynameisnotalice
The tattoo must have tickled so much...
TheGreatWh1t3north
its going to get messed up lol, Will look good for a bit and then the endless wear is going to cause it to fade really quickly
youwould
At first i thought it was a stick man covering a bunch of gross red foot pimples. Too many white dots on the blood.
CaffeineAndHate
Foot pimple stick man is all I see. What's it supposed to be?
AstartesLibrarius
It's supposed to be "Stick figure dude got stepped on and went squish."
fantastapotamus
it really looks like a stick figure man drawn on to cover up a gross foot fungus / infection / rash
50ShadesOfGraves
Apparently bottom of the foot tattoos are the most painful.
mattiasww
i have no sense of touch in my feet due to nerv dmg, i should get a tatoo..
xXPurp13N1njaXx
I am going to say it's not but the testi sack is
NeaterSpree
They are also not too permanent, right? Or is that just the callused parts? Anyway, that Sherlock episode didn't work.
FightMeMrTusk
No, they fade quickly and are impossible to get to heal properly. That'll be a blur in a very short time.
sjbeeks
Yeah. Lots of shops/artists won't even do foot tats, because they fade so quickly and turn out so bad, they don't want their name on it.
zultch
They hurt but ribs are the worst. All your organs and such so natural a vulnerable area to protect. my rib tattoo's hurt like fuck
Mavellsyrup
I have a rib tattoo and I thought the top of my foot hurt 10x more. I think it's just subjective to the person & their pain threshold
TheBHS
My first ever tattoo was a 5 hour job on the ribs... I'm 5'9 and 140 lbs, you can imagine how little meat there is over my ribs.
CandiedSnails
I agree. I hear armpits are a close second.
Jawsmine
Can confirm. Rib/armpit was terrible. Armpit was sensitive, but ribs vibrate your whole torso, and it is not pleasant.
bentwrenches
I have nothing on my ribs, but collarbone/ nipple was bad.
FightMeMrTusk
No tattoo location is "the most painful." Everyone's body is different. There are common "hot spots" but it's all subjective.
Jayhatesspidersandshit
Eyeball and nut tattos are the worst
sweezyjenkins
Ahem. Imagine getting ur testicle tattood sir
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
The tip of your dick.
dootdootfloop
AHEM im sure the ball bag has fuck all nervngs ike the foot also not a doctor field dedicated to ball massage. i wish there was bit not one
CandiedSnails
My husband has his testicle tattooed & he said it was one of the spots that hurt the least (he has tattoos all over). He says its (1)
sweezyjenkins
Well shit
CandiedSnails
because when he got it tattooed, they just pulled the testicle skin over to the side & so the pressure of the needle is only on the skin(2)
flightlessfruit
that would be a common hot spot but a paraplegic would experience less pain on their hands than their testicle so it's still subjective.
6double
What about the head of the penis? Pretty sure there's not much subjectivity to that one