Police are on the lookout for a male, 5'10", slim build, last seen engulfed in flames

Apr 13, 2017 5:39 PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_Ynl9h5Wcc

Damn that's crazy. What an idiot.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"...bruh."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ER Dr: You smell like gas, these burns don't have anything to do with that dealership fire, do they? This guy: No man, I was makin' s'mores

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Nice to see someone have IP cams installed instead of the older crappy analog. Nice CCTV footage. Oh, obligatory: Sick burn bro

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Remember kids, stop, drop and roll.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Stop,drop,and roll. Dumbass.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ghost rider has seen better days!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Eh, this was better than Ghost Rider 2 imo.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nicholas Cage Definitely has

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love how he's just a ball of light to the outdoor camera

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Him:

9 years ago | Likes 221 Dislikes 0

Also him: http://imgur.com/z7QfPSr

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

/me checks David Sedaris's wiki page for arson arrests. /me side-eyes YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Run motherfucker run, burn motherfucker burn" -Snoop.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They can't tell if you're a liar, if your pants are already on fire

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Someone needs to give that guy a pepsi

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He deserved it. SOB stole my mixtape.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

y tho

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As someone who caught themselves on fire stop drop and roll went out of my mind until people started screaming it at me

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude... stop drop and roll. We've learned this!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Feeling the Burn

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Steward of Gondor!

9 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He is the beacon!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So passes Denethor, son of Ecthelion.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Darwin Award contestant.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's unbelievable someone would do that. And it's unbelievable they would do it so badly.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Most criminals are dumb. The rest are called politicians.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I HATE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE MORE THAN ME! BETTER BURN THEIR SHIT!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's some hi-def surveillance. Look at the dust kicked up outside by the shock wave.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Blows the door open a bit, too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a dumb fuck.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cops - "don't deny it, your pants are already burned"

9 years ago | Likes 288 Dislikes 2

No they're not.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh.. I burnt my self while shaving!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a feeling the burns over 80% of his body are a dead giveaway.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those aren't my pants!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These isn't my pants!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Don't lie... the pants are clearly on fire"

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Cops later shot this man for waving a fire arm.

9 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 1

Good lord, that's fucking golden....

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

left out the best part:

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Isn't that, outside the door, where they had the wedding?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No way in hell he could have made it that far.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats what Ive always said too. Ain't no one running a 200m while on fire.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously though, if you watch the sauce OP linked, the last two seconds are cut off, and they're GOLD.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol you're right

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good news is no-one will recognize who he is if they get a picture, because he's gonna look like Anikans aunt and uncle

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

He's gonna look like Deadpool's ballsack

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Owen and Beru were Luke's aunt and uncle, not Anakin. Owen was Anakin's step brother.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only motive I can think of is insurance fraud?

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 2

He got fired

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Angry (former) employee? Though, I agree that it seems a bit too planned for random crime.

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Some arsonists do it because they like fire. A lot.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Bet he doesn't like it very much anymore

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think we call those pyromaniacs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are also some eco-activists/terrorists (depending on who you ask) that like to vandalize expensive cars on sales lots.

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 4

I don't know why anyone would downvote your comment. It's true and easily verified.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Depending on who you ask, it could have been putting activist next to terrorist or terrorist next to activist.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

thats just dumb though they get insurance money it doesnt really cost them anything but a hassle to get more cars

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They really are just defeating themselves.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some left oriented individuals have set fire to expensive cars here in Hamburg recently. They said they target rich people for being rich

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lighting cars (especial expensive ones) on fire is a mainstay of European, and especially French riots.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 450 Dislikes 5

Fire Marshal Bill for those who don't know... now say we're doing some laser eye surgery and forget to turn down the power.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Relevant username and gif.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

+1 for you. Lol.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does toast bug you?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It doesn't. When I went to pick a username that's what it generated and laughed and kept it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay, I can accept that. Anyone who doesn't like toast isn't human.

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