Apr 13, 2017 5:39 PM
bellaluna
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_Ynl9h5Wcc
Daddyfinger
Damn that's crazy. What an idiot.
thePawnMower
"...bruh."
LawFiveGuy
ER Dr: You smell like gas, these burns don't have anything to do with that dealership fire, do they? This guy: No man, I was makin' s'mores
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Nice to see someone have IP cams installed instead of the older crappy analog. Nice CCTV footage. Oh, obligatory: Sick burn bro
CreamAndShit
Remember kids, stop, drop and roll.
VoidIncarnate
Stop, rick and roll. https://media.giphy.com/media/WCwFvyeb6WJna/giphy.gif
IBEWILD
Stop,drop,and roll. Dumbass.
Sandman801
Ghost rider has seen better days!
GlennBecksChalkboard
Eh, this was better than Ghost Rider 2 imo.
Djnilla501
Nicholas Cage Definitely has
dontyoudarereadthisusername
I love how he's just a ball of light to the outdoor camera
UncleBuck71
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
Him:
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
Also him: http://imgur.com/z7QfPSr
Meowsma
/me checks David Sedaris's wiki page for arson arrests. /me side-eyes YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
Dramacian
"Run motherfucker run, burn motherfucker burn" -Snoop.
TheCiNk
1Plebian
They can't tell if you're a liar, if your pants are already on fire
BananaPoteto
Someone needs to give that guy a pepsi
TheBurgersBob
vietarmis
He deserved it. SOB stole my mixtape.
owlest
y tho
lowblowblowslow
As someone who caught themselves on fire stop drop and roll went out of my mind until people started screaming it at me
jayar1st
Dude... stop drop and roll. We've learned this!
DaveyLD
Feeling the Burn
Berno84
Steward of Gondor!
RonaldFckingSwanson
2
Crazytrain77
He is the beacon!
LegendaryMeowcow
So passes Denethor, son of Ecthelion.
UseTheForceLuke
Voggix
Darwin Award contestant.
themojoe2
It's unbelievable someone would do that. And it's unbelievable they would do it so badly.
o11c
Most criminals are dumb. The rest are called politicians.
paul289
"I HATE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE MORE THAN ME! BETTER BURN THEIR SHIT!"
ChuckKarma
That's some hi-def surveillance. Look at the dust kicked up outside by the shock wave.
Blows the door open a bit, too.
lovelightandgrace
What a dumb fuck.
Vivificus
Cops - "don't deny it, your pants are already burned"
justanotherpeon
No they're not.
NM156
Uh.. I burnt my self while shaving!
JumpedtheGun
I have a feeling the burns over 80% of his body are a dead giveaway.
seentoomuchdeath
Those aren't my pants!
thatVoIPdude
These isn't my pants!
JalapenYoBizness
"Don't lie... the pants are clearly on fire"
wendyfoo
Cops later shot this man for waving a fire arm.
ANIMEJESUS
Good lord, that's fucking golden....
NameUser10
ShamelessUpvoteWhore
left out the best part:
lilmookie
Isn't that, outside the door, where they had the wedding?
OlMuskyTheMartian
No way in hell he could have made it that far.
passbuspass
Thats what Ive always said too. Ain't no one running a 200m while on fire.
HsuDoNihm
Seriously though, if you watch the sauce OP linked, the last two seconds are cut off, and they're GOLD.
lol you're right
HypnoticJiggles
Good news is no-one will recognize who he is if they get a picture, because he's gonna look like Anikans aunt and uncle
spidercop
He's gonna look like Deadpool's ballsack
DraxusBane
Owen and Beru were Luke's aunt and uncle, not Anakin. Owen was Anakin's step brother.
skwint
The only motive I can think of is insurance fraud?
rainmakerab
He got fired
TST100
Angry (former) employee? Though, I agree that it seems a bit too planned for random crime.
MithridateEupator
Some arsonists do it because they like fire. A lot.
odraencoded
Bet he doesn't like it very much anymore
CyborgScribe
I think we call those pyromaniacs.
nclu
There are also some eco-activists/terrorists (depending on who you ask) that like to vandalize expensive cars on sales lots.
OliverClothesoff70
I don't know why anyone would downvote your comment. It's true and easily verified.
Depending on who you ask, it could have been putting activist next to terrorist or terrorist next to activist.
bigstop
thats just dumb though they get insurance money it doesnt really cost them anything but a hassle to get more cars
thewhifflingtit
They really are just defeating themselves.
thelml
Some left oriented individuals have set fire to expensive cars here in Hamburg recently. They said they target rich people for being rich
Lighting cars (especial expensive ones) on fire is a mainstay of European, and especially French riots.
toastbugsme
VaarsuviusII
Fire Marshal Bill for those who don't know... now say we're doing some laser eye surgery and forget to turn down the power.
filben7
Relevant username and gif.
+1 for you. Lol.
rockfireman
Why does toast bug you?
It doesn't. When I went to pick a username that's what it generated and laughed and kept it.
Okay, I can accept that. Anyone who doesn't like toast isn't human.
Daddyfinger
Damn that's crazy. What an idiot.
thePawnMower
"...bruh."
LawFiveGuy
ER Dr: You smell like gas, these burns don't have anything to do with that dealership fire, do they? This guy: No man, I was makin' s'mores
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Nice to see someone have IP cams installed instead of the older crappy analog. Nice CCTV footage. Oh, obligatory: Sick burn bro
CreamAndShit
Remember kids, stop, drop and roll.
VoidIncarnate
Stop, rick and roll. https://media.giphy.com/media/WCwFvyeb6WJna/giphy.gif
IBEWILD
Stop,drop,and roll. Dumbass.
Sandman801
Ghost rider has seen better days!
GlennBecksChalkboard
Eh, this was better than Ghost Rider 2 imo.
Djnilla501
Nicholas Cage Definitely has
dontyoudarereadthisusername
I love how he's just a ball of light to the outdoor camera
UncleBuck71
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
Him:
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
Also him: http://imgur.com/z7QfPSr
Meowsma
/me checks David Sedaris's wiki page for arson arrests. /me side-eyes YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
Dramacian
"Run motherfucker run, burn motherfucker burn" -Snoop.
TheCiNk
1Plebian
They can't tell if you're a liar, if your pants are already on fire
BananaPoteto
Someone needs to give that guy a pepsi
TheBurgersBob
vietarmis
He deserved it. SOB stole my mixtape.
owlest
y tho
lowblowblowslow
As someone who caught themselves on fire stop drop and roll went out of my mind until people started screaming it at me
jayar1st
Dude... stop drop and roll. We've learned this!
DaveyLD
Feeling the Burn
Berno84
Steward of Gondor!
RonaldFckingSwanson
2
Crazytrain77
He is the beacon!
LegendaryMeowcow
So passes Denethor, son of Ecthelion.
UseTheForceLuke
LegendaryMeowcow
Voggix
Darwin Award contestant.
themojoe2
It's unbelievable someone would do that. And it's unbelievable they would do it so badly.
o11c
Most criminals are dumb. The rest are called politicians.
paul289
"I HATE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE MORE THAN ME! BETTER BURN THEIR SHIT!"
ChuckKarma
That's some hi-def surveillance. Look at the dust kicked up outside by the shock wave.
bellaluna
Blows the door open a bit, too.
lovelightandgrace
What a dumb fuck.
Vivificus
Cops - "don't deny it, your pants are already burned"
justanotherpeon
No they're not.
NM156
Uh.. I burnt my self while shaving!
JumpedtheGun
I have a feeling the burns over 80% of his body are a dead giveaway.
seentoomuchdeath
Those aren't my pants!
thatVoIPdude
These isn't my pants!
JalapenYoBizness
"Don't lie... the pants are clearly on fire"
wendyfoo
Cops later shot this man for waving a fire arm.
ANIMEJESUS
Good lord, that's fucking golden....
NameUser10
ShamelessUpvoteWhore
left out the best part:
lilmookie
Isn't that, outside the door, where they had the wedding?
OlMuskyTheMartian
No way in hell he could have made it that far.
passbuspass
Thats what Ive always said too. Ain't no one running a 200m while on fire.
HsuDoNihm
Seriously though, if you watch the sauce OP linked, the last two seconds are cut off, and they're GOLD.
ShamelessUpvoteWhore
lol you're right
HypnoticJiggles
Good news is no-one will recognize who he is if they get a picture, because he's gonna look like Anikans aunt and uncle
spidercop
He's gonna look like Deadpool's ballsack
DraxusBane
Owen and Beru were Luke's aunt and uncle, not Anakin. Owen was Anakin's step brother.
skwint
The only motive I can think of is insurance fraud?
rainmakerab
He got fired
TST100
Angry (former) employee? Though, I agree that it seems a bit too planned for random crime.
MithridateEupator
Some arsonists do it because they like fire. A lot.
odraencoded
Bet he doesn't like it very much anymore
CyborgScribe
I think we call those pyromaniacs.
nclu
There are also some eco-activists/terrorists (depending on who you ask) that like to vandalize expensive cars on sales lots.
OliverClothesoff70
I don't know why anyone would downvote your comment. It's true and easily verified.
nclu
Depending on who you ask, it could have been putting activist next to terrorist or terrorist next to activist.
bigstop
thats just dumb though they get insurance money it doesnt really cost them anything but a hassle to get more cars
thewhifflingtit
They really are just defeating themselves.
thelml
Some left oriented individuals have set fire to expensive cars here in Hamburg recently. They said they target rich people for being rich
nclu
Lighting cars (especial expensive ones) on fire is a mainstay of European, and especially French riots.
toastbugsme
VaarsuviusII
Fire Marshal Bill for those who don't know... now say we're doing some laser eye surgery and forget to turn down the power.
filben7
Relevant username and gif.
toastbugsme
+1 for you. Lol.
rockfireman
Why does toast bug you?
toastbugsme
It doesn't. When I went to pick a username that's what it generated and laughed and kept it.
rockfireman
Okay, I can accept that. Anyone who doesn't like toast isn't human.