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May 16, 2024 5:59 PM
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Avrgjoe80
goboltz
Cool-aid all around ! !
rshewmaker6
Free drugs
nankervi442
Grape Kool-Aid?
BellsTheorem
A free drink is a free drink.
Jaqdakloun
All I read was free drinks
busterfixxitt
50% chance of being in the control group? I like those odds!
DoctorInPhysics
We're going to Candy Mountain, Charlie.
Ekaris9
Free Drinks!!
jp189512
I hope the drinks are Kool aid
Nightchime
At least one of the stubs should be removed.
PrastaryOrk
voxael
I understand the joke … but I do wonder what happens to someone if they respond
UmamiMama
Can you make sure I'm at least out for 10 hours. I'm tired and need sleep
berserk
Well they can't tell the difference between terrorists and people worth protesting for.
5m4llP0X
You mean the side that's murdering people supplying aid, doctors trying to keep people alive, and children? Israel lost the moral high ground a while ago.
eriksarcasm
Results: They cannot
KaJuN
Oh great they took my freakin kidney.
hobiecatman
Candy mountain Charlie.
vex720
They wouldve got more people if they offered punch and pie
jesusisherelookbusy
And a free hat
OliverOtter
tibris
not falling for this one again
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
FrenziiTheSuccubus
myotherusernameisalreadytaken
thornlord
No, it's a study. The sign said so.
myotherusernameisalreadytaken
You just want free booze.
digifuzzy
The phrase "Truth in Advertising" comes to mind for some reason.
mirhagk
The rare and elusive house hippo.
gtollie
Do the drinks have roofies? I’m not going to wake up in a. Motel bathroom in an ice filled bathtub with a fresh scar am I ??
HamSlamwich
That's... that's the joke
ProfessorDumbass
But you get to tell people you also go laid...probably
Vergenbuurg
Hey, free nap and ice.
Volpe42
It won't be a scar
Pizza0Style0Burrito
The drink only has 1 roofie. They want you to feel it
Krakencrotch
Like whats-his-face said, that's just a small drop in one big bucket o' drugs. I'm coming thirsty.
Anarchduke
You might get lucky and wake up behind a dumpster with rapist Brock "Allen" Turner standing over you.
thereitis101
You won’t be waking up at all
celestedrake
A motel? Do you think they're made of money?
Argusdubbs
Candy Mountain Charlie!
blessedarethecheesemakers
Aw fuck…
yesmaybenot
It will be a day old scar.
nullbr
Not again...
LankyBootyGriswald
I'm not falling for that again.
gtollie
Yeah .. exactly .. I only have 1 kidney left
amp99
You'll wake up dead.
Zettanightmare
This phrase is always so interesting
BeaverOnFire
I hate when that happens.
JackTorranceAtTheBall
ChiLLeCheeze
Especially in the dead of night. Having to undead and then redead again after you realize you're supposed to be dead as a door nail can get maddeadning.
HariboHeadhunter
Rookie move. You always take one when you pin it to the wall so people think there's interest
ToasterDent
People rarely take the number anymore, instead they photo the number with their phone.
iananimated
HariboHeadhunter has harvested organs using this method before.
NullNameAvailable
Misread the start of this as "Roofie move"....
HariboHeadhunter
That too
MrHappySmiles
They only need one fool, take all but one…
Haurus
FOMO.
GravyEducation
That's just bad math more organs means more money
TinaEveFox
There could be, hear me out, more than 1 sign?
VanessaBludgeons
Or more free meals
TheIronPenguin