Bro, for 12 mill I’d mop the floors in a maid dress

Apr 1, 2022 9:45 AM

Syrioforrel

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Sure, why not?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's the dream; to be a kept man. Sadly it is not the case...

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

I’m a stay at home husband taking care of our newborns because daycare is wicked expensive and wife had better health insurance

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

is that Agent 47 in disguise?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

do bears shit in the woods???? fucking duh. this house would be fucking spotless and the honey-do list would be forever instantly cleared.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes, and for significantly less than that, as well.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Going out to work has little to do with my misery; no longer being a kid and going to school does. But yeah, crying with 12M is better.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would I need to work anymore, at that level of income? Seems better to keep her motivated, at that point.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'd stay at home trying to give her 12 million reasons to stay with me

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

No. I’d be a world traveling husband and hire someone else to housekeep for me.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I’d change careers if the breadwinner responsibilities were lifted. But home bound is not for me

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If I looked like that, perhaps not.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I'd kill for a Mr Clean body. I'm over here lookin like Mr. Soiled

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Mr clean is hot asf

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

MR CLEAAAAAAAAN

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In EU he's called Mr. Proper...

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0