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kristuz
I got 99 presents for you but a bitch ain't one
HiNicckk
If you ever want to make your essays longer, make your periods font size 14.
tonyferry
If my dad paid me to come out of my room I'd at least discuss terms.
sammmmmmmmmmich
Someone did the stankey leg way to hard..
whatsthisusernameofwhichyouspeak
Made me seriously laugh +1
HiNicckk
In Mario Kart Double Dash, I got a blue shell and made my way up to 1st place. Two seconds later, I'm in 5th place.
JimmyLive
Don't worry, we'll keep rewarding you for being in last place
boojay
I feel like most of these posts have the best first. So by the time I get to the comments everyone has forgotten about Elric A. 2005
MrJohnsonAndTheJuiceCrew
i would totally date the mojo jojo lesbian
JediKnight
OK. I'm pretty sure the magical airport in my back yard when I was a kid was definitely real, not just a recurring dream.
Pathologus
I once used a quote from Children of Dune for a neuroscience essay, also very satisfying.
TotallyNotATimeLord
Ha ha
CommandPrompted
The quote from Alphonse Elric
thats just too good
lunaisbestprincess
What am i missing here?
CommandPrompted
Its a quote from a character in an anime
jdavis1186
That's not even how Mojo Jojo talks, which is to say the speech patterns of Mojo Jojo are not accurately represented in that image.
faintpremonition
Everyone else is falling over themselves because she invoked Mojo Jojo without acknowledging how bad a job she did.
Lemesplain
If I was a lesbian, on a dating website, looking for girls who want to date girls on a dating site, talking like mojo jojo would work on me
ChainmailTank
In user sub! It's like catching a leprachaun!
Demmayyy
It's like I feel like I'm part of something :D
IshouldBeInBedAlready
RIGHT?!
ViveLaEvolution
Bruh. Dont make it weird.
razzlestorm
Quick! We should say something profound about the state of young people, or society, or butts!
iamireland
Noone cares, shut up.
DogeMaster
Is it just me or do I always find these kind of posts in user sub? Then again, I'm a lifeless bastard refreshing imgur on summer break
ViveLaEvolution
Bingo
RabidKow
*sparkling garbij
PurelyCoincidental
Garbij everywhere here! The formula tops it off thought, oh god that baby has no chance.
FiatLuxIam
http://www.orlybeauty.com/sparkling-garbage.html
accujimmy
garbi-jif
reunitepangea
My colleague had a student turn in a paper with a sentence about "go bitch" ... to her forever to figure out that's how they spelled garbage
MyOwnSummer
*Ke$ha
Asharinbosmer
garbij backwards is jibrag. that is too close to jizzrag. i need to go to bed
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RabidKow
I love you too :)
RabidKow
Aww, I love you too. Cannn you feellll the love tonighttt *ba dee dum*
Glumerlink
Hey now, unlike in mario kart corporations get a blueshell whenever they want
Argoyle
Felt awful upvoting this
JimmyLive
Yeah let's shoot the guy who worked his way into success!!! It's not racist if it's against white people. Right guys? ...right?
Glumerlink
the guys in first won't be immune to everything going on behind them. Kinda like internet companies. (2)
Glumerlink
In mariokart you get a speed boost and access to more blue shells as you get further and further back, this is to even things out so (1)
hotdogparty
Is everybody forgetting that a blue shell for the first place driver would be awful?
Glumerlink
Yeah but imagine being the first place guy and you have a blue shell, anytime someone tries to take it from you, you just toss it out
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
I've gotten the shell/lightning and held onto it until I made first before. I go through a lot of friends
DorthLous
Either you're lying or haven't used blue shell in the first place. It would target you and hit you right back. It's designed against greed.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Why would I use it in first place? It's to punish anyone that passes me.
Rheios
No, this is great planning. Any time I see that happen, my respect for the person jumps.It can be hard to get into first without using them.
Anonsy
theblackcanaryyy
why
illegalacorn
really
JimmyLive
Because you and the person on tumblr think it's totally acceptable to be racist towards white people.
lily10110
And discriminate towards straight and/or males. Dude, equality means no special treatments. For anyone.
Harmonex
Because they have an opinion he disagrees with.
Rheios
Because we all know that not getting anything good in Mario Cart just because you're driving better is bs.
PlutoIsSoAPlanet
We all know that? I thought we all knew that having a chance to mount a comeback, and having to be on your guard the whole game was fun.
Rheios
It is, which is why I do enjoy the game. But tell me it isn't cool to get to throw shells at people. Which I guess is why they have vs.
shadowex3
One of my friends cited F. Bulsara Et Al's theory of adipose driven acoustic orbital mechanics.
LoopStricken
This needs more points.
FoxySocks
I don't get it, what is that referencing?
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
google "F. Bulsara"
Storebag
Fat-bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round!
shadowex3
Farrokh Bulsara is Freddie Mercury's real name. Fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round.
Misformanatee
WHAT ARE THOSE BLACK BLOBS ON MILKY COW'S EARLOBES?!
LordBarringtonBunks
Ever seen There's Something About Mary?
LeyaBug
Now we're asking the real questions.
WeirdGuyOnTheInternet
THANK YOU I WAS HOPING I WASN'T GOING CRAZY AND MY EYES DECEIVING ME.
Askthemountains
I was actually crying with laughter at that post. Why milky cow?
Misformanatee
I know! I'm waiting to shout it at someone. It's so unoffensive...
Morella
It probably sounds similar to his actual name. Something like Mikey Howe, maybe.
ninetysix
might be wrong but i thought it was this http://skeptikai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/The-laughing-cow-cheese-mascot.gif
Misformanatee
Hahahaha omfg I think you're right!
owlgorhythm
This almost made me pee my pants.
ninetysix
hahahaha, i actually laughed, have you not seen this before?! it was on tv all the time when i was a kid!
owlgorhythm
I have seen it, that's why I laughed so hard!
puggless2
thank you for whoever tagged this post as doingitfortheweave i think i may love you
AKittenRidingABurritoThroughSpace
@illegalpeanut OP is professing their love to you... what do you have to say for yourself?
illegalpeanut
I managed to not even see the message till now! I love you puggless2
Tankdoggy
Is the "Weave" you are speaking of the alliance of aliens fighting against the Amplitur?
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jrau18
Imgur's are formatted /t/doingitfortheweave. These aren't hashtags.
bravecatgaming
it was probably bambi or something.
SuperCaptainObvious
I'm sorry, but tagging? Where do I see this?
iwantashortnameforonceohshit
You have to be Glorious and then you get to try Imgur Beta, from what I understand.
illegalpeanut
It was I
puggless2
then i love you
illegalpeanut
I love you too puggless2. Just wondering what's your tumblr so I may follow it?
TheCanadianNerd
"tagged by illegalpea"
illegalpeanut
*illegalpeanut
TheCanadianNerd
oh shit
illegalpeanut
: 3 3
TheCanadianNerd
well you the real winner here