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ebiil
A woman dies.. and the scene was pretty brutal.
drsnowbear
::Spoiler :: A woman dies horribly. Like damn.
DavidHawa
FACT - no dinosaur has EVER eaten a woman!
LotWizard
Nature creates dinos, space kills them, man creates god, man destroys god, man creates dinosaur movie.
vxjedi
Just saw Jurassic Word, too bad.
asdfertjryjre
Woman genetically modifies dinosaurs.
Uberdonut
Spoilers it does
sworp
Clever girl(s)
muffinsarejustuglycupcakes
Watching this scene right now! Crazy.
XiYen13
Even before the movie released it broke the canon. The trailer shows a woman getting stolen by a pterodactyl, probably to be eaten.
SterlingMaloryArcherr
I'm pretty sure you see a woman get carried off into the sky in the trailer.
goldengoldblum
@JeffGoldblumSayingWellThereItIs
JeffGoldblumSayingWellThereItIs
runahalfmile
Doesn't the little girl at the beginning of number 2 die?
JasterMereel11
Its stated later in the movie she is injured but will be ok.
PixelGrimble
guys a woman literaly died in the trailer
IseeSmartphones
Dinosaurs fear what bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.
jackbos
That shit is cringeworthy now.
BlindyBlindMansSonnySon
Were those Gifs really necessary?
OmaeWaMouShindeiru
Only the last one maybe. Yeah, some people don't know when it's necessary.
slagath0r
Fact: bears eat beets
HiReIevantImDad
Bears.
HiReIevantImDad
Battlestar Gallactica.
HiReIevantImDad
Beets.
azazyel
http://imgur.com/t6eXFyd
MOTHERFUCKINGKHORNE
This completes my life
blackletum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0dbJj6x0eU source!
Chrisgopher
What the H-word? WHAT THE H-WORD!
FakePlasticTreehugger
I can't tell if he's terrified or fucking stoked.
copingcabana
In the first one, the dinosaurs were all female
MikeLittoris
Did any of them die?
MikeLittoris
Did any of them die?
DamianWinters
Raptors died to T-rex
Davjib
Woman has no one left to complain about
LuckyICantSeeFarWithThisLeg
That's not what canon means.
terbril
"Canon: a rule or a body of rules or principles generally established as valid and fundamental in a field of art or philosophy". It can fit.
LuckyICantSeeFarWithThisLeg
Women not dying in Jurassic Park is not a rule. It's a circumstance at best.
terbril
I agree that it can be entirely circumstantial, but given how few female characters there are, "Don't kill them" might actually be a rule.
LuckyICantSeeFarWithThisLeg
It's not that kind of rule but even if it was there's still no in story "rule" about not killing women.
IveLostMyFaithInHumanity
Damn you're fun at parties
Kind0ne
Lets not forget people all of the dinosaurs in this movie were female. Coincidence I think not!
squishiebunnie
Touche
hitomimay
http://imgur.com/zFiYChE
robotzombies
Let's also not forget that life...uuhh uuhh...finds a way.
EchidnasCanSwim
Bloody man hating feminraptors. I bet they don't even shave their feathers.
Mickstack
Sistas before mistas.
dasmoons
Uteruses before duderuses.
FallenTurtles
Bitch did you even watch the movie? SpontaneousSexChange #FrogDNA #UnnecessarilyAggressiveComment
Kind0ne
Markuspsyches
1)When this movie came out did we not know of the lesbian lizards? To breed on female plays the role of a male, motions of sex but no fluid
Markuspsyches
2) transfer. *one female
pastramionrye
This actually isn't true. One of the people eaten by the escaping T-Rex in Lost World was a woman.
heyfishyfishy
Never mind, I was just informed she's okay
heyfishyfishy
Literally just watched a little girl die in the same movie, this needs to get to the top
badatskunks
No you didn't.
ItsReallyNot
Saw JW yesterday, fucking loved it. Great fun, cool visual effects, and pretty nice cast and premise as well.
madmanmurdering
I liked it, but I just thought it was too cheesy, didn't like the dialogue that much. But dinosaurs though
Ray0Sunsine
I mean, all of the Jurassic Park movies had some pretty cheesy bits, lol.
Hiws
Good effects, good actors, horrible story and plot, and family friendly but not really making it kinda weird.
Hiws
Also, super predictable... And you have basicly seen the movie if you watched the trailer.
eraser1
None of the ending was in the trailer... The entire movie was worth it just for that.
Hiws
The whole thing with blue was stupid IMO, way too cheesy for me
eraser1
I guess it was cheesy, but it was also interesting. They actually gave her character, as opposed to a mindless killing machine.
hashtagformaxim
Its what I would call a popcorn movie, Not accurate, or realistic but what about JP is realistic? So just shut up eat your popcorn and enjoy
Thinkpoohbearthink
Favorite line was "your boyfriend is a bad ass".
CrystalEnigma
"I don't want to leave you" "I'm not going anywhere" "not you, him"
spartahara
I thought it was perfect.
Galahir950
It was exactly what I wanted from a "21st Century" Jurassic Park
FeynmanInspired
It had a few minor things that bugged me. The matches he used right after the scene where he got them wet, now that irked me
DamianWinters
It was in the kids little fanny pack, also was quite a bit of time after.
spartahara
Waterproof matches? Idk that stuff doesn't bother me. I just had fun and loved every second haha.
GingerReaper
it was amazing! Though with the first movie, the kids were annoying and it focused a little too much on them, I wanted more dino screen time
MikeLittoris
Fact: in the first movie there is only 15 minutes of total dino screen time
eraser1
That's fair tbh. It was a great movie with CGI quality comparable (and sometimes even better than) movies today.
Nomulus
I found the kids to be a bit more bearable this time, but that's because they were relatively smarter about the whole thing.
Zombieshark
I thought it was exceptionally mediocre. Not scary at all, lots of forgettable characters, cheesy, and the visuals weren't that great imo.
Zombieshark
I'd like to see someone argue against any of these points, instead of downvoting opinions...
FeynmanInspired
Don't you just hate this site sometimes? You're being honest and being nice about it, not to mention that you are totally right!
Zombieshark
Right?!
yourcleverusernamegoeshere
I agree. Maybe hype but I thought it lacked something. Then I thought about Godzilla 2014: is it me or they have the same basic plot?
alticaarden
It was an amazing standalone monster movie. It was a mediocre and cringy jurassic park movie
yourcleverusernamegoeshere
exactly! it's like a new dino ROAR explosion ROAR movie. Nothing like JP: no suspense or mystery or anticipation. It was predictable really
honeybadger314
Do they use the canon to shoot the dinosaurs?
AccioChocolate
Dude. Cannons shoot thing. Canons contain literature.
heyitseveryone
They use the 35mm, actually.
constelljation
Cannon, Mr. President
thrawnfett
Actually, they used the Nikon.
notirrelevant
Dinosaurs shot out of a canon; I'd pay to see that!
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
BOOOOOOM VELOCIRAPTOR!
VeryCrunchyTaco
MAXIMUM VELOCITYRAPTOR
AccioChocolate
Dude. Cannons shoot thing. Canons contain literature.
honeybadger314
thx, it is burned into my brain now
BarrierMan
Canons also shoot thing. That thing being pictures!
terbril
That's "cannon".
vowofloudness
Whatever, do they shoot the dinosaurs with it or not?
HighrockTendales
Howitzer a difference?
Aternalis
Yes actually
antillesw
At least one woman gets eaten in Jurassic World
NecraMancie
SPOILER! D:
Batman3
Oh, I thought you were making a sexual reference.
JMS77
RIP Morgan le Fey.
Automatvapen
Let's not forget the girl that gets eaten in the beginning of the lost world.
azondahi
Don't think she died. IIRC Hammond had a throwaway 'oh she's alive' type line.
MikeLittoris
I saw this movie just this week and you are right, the girl was ok.
carlosdeleon
DUDE SPOILERS! It just came out today and because of you I already know that at some point a woman will die. MOVIE RUINED.
antillesw
There are dinosaurs in the movie.
Penetrecia
Yea but she played Morgana on BBC's Merlin, so she pretty much deserved her fate.
MyDadLooksLikeTomCruise
Actually two, since wasn't there a woman in the ACU team that got Indominus Rekt?
TrueLegateDamar
She lived. Her heartrate was still beating when they retreated
huanthewolfhound
We don't see what happened to her EKG, and the Indominus's tracker got into Chris Pratt's hand somehow.
plainoldusername
I think the swimmy thing was really trying to eat the flappy thing though, so it was accident. Like biting foil eating a chipotle burrito
xcelita
They didn't actually show her die though.
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plainoldusername
Ummm have you seen sharknado?
antillesw
I don't think it was discriminating. They were both in the water. But she was pretty hot so it was sad :(
ConstipatedUnicorn
Her name's Katie McGrath
antillesw
I already IMDB'd her last night but thanks
Nomulus
Anyone else find it weird that the horny teenager is looking at chicks half the time but never looks at her like that?
StarrryNight
I was more concerned that he seemed to want to bone his aunt. Incestuous little bastard.
DamianWinters
She was way hotter than all of the girls he looked at combined, that kid was weird.
MyDadLooksLikeTomCruise
He was looking at girls, in a park, that was built, to show mother-loving LIVING DINOSAURS! That, is what I call weird.
StarrryNight
I didn't like him. They tried to make him the aloof teen that Lex was but just made him a twat.
styvan
And boy was her death vicious
AndSoAdInfinitum
Yeah, I thought that was unnecessary. It didn't add anything, and if it's supposed to make me feel bad, then the disregard for anyone else>>
weresmurf
I did like the way they did it but I felt overall, they dragged it out and really went overboard with it.
AndSoAdInfinitum
Made it pretty disingenuous.
DamianWinters
I liked her, probably biased because of her face
AndSoAdInfinitum
Katie McGrath is one of the most glamorous actresses I've ever seen.
NopeHunter
Yeah I still feel bad
TheGreatLemonWheel
I would like to point out that, in the entirety of the series, there have only been FOUR women among hundreds of men.
bluerazzgummy
"hundreds"
eggmuffin
"Hundreds"?
runscar
In Jurassic Park The Game (Telltale) Dr. Laura Sorkin is an interesting character who becomes a forced villain before being eaten.
TheGreatLemonWheel
Meant the movies, and I was off by one anyway. I'm glad she got eaten anyway.
runscar
Sorry, wasn't trying to correct you. Just adding a little factoid.
FYATroll
Hundreds of men? Are we counting all of the small time stuff? Btw you've got two women in 1, two in two 2, and 1 in 3. So 5.
patterson1988
WHO
ManOnTheMoon
sounds like my career as a software engineer.
Kartoff31
Are we going to ignore the fact that the Tyrannosaurs was let loose in a major metropolitan area! was that an all male city?
TheGreatLemonWheel
He only at a dog and dudes on screen.
popejubal
If all four of the women die, one of the remaining men will change genders in order to bear children for the surviving men.
edmondtantes
Life... ah.. finds a way
redwolf2k
Yes. And they all lived.
Ihazcheeseburger
4 women among 100s of men? Are you like counting male extras vs female leads?
pointynipples
Orgy
ifyouknowwhatimeanmeans
Five. Unless we're not counting children, in which case it's three. But how many women are filmed in San Diego?
popejubal
Because women in science are too sexy and distracting.
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IDontKnowHowToHuman
Why the hell is everyone posting gallery links to gifs instead of proper image links today!? You're like the 5th I've seen just this hour.
Penguinsandbroadswords
because I don't know how and was nursing my baby as I browsed, so teach me and I'll do it right.
ladyjigglebutt
At least in the books the women were bad asses. In the second book Sarah saves everyone. The movie ruined her.
Akathikor
Wait what? There are Jurassic Park books? How the fuck did I no know about this?!?
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
Absolutely. I fucking hate the second movie. The books are incredible though.
SnugglyFluff
Claire is a bad ass. And she does it all in HEELS.
ladyjigglebutt
Is that the chick from the new movie? I haven't seen it yet. I'll probably have to wait for the cheap theatre.
SnugglyFluff
It is. She comes across annoying and bitchy at first but then redeems herself.
ladyjigglebutt
And I've never understood what's so impressive about heels. "I'm deforming my legs, BE IMPRESSED".
SnugglyFluff
Well they're impossible to run in without snapping your ankle.
ladyjigglebutt
And they deform your calf and Achilles tendon so you just plain can't run at all
tiramigiu
that's because cinema has done the female badass to death. From alien onwards it's just a cheesy cliche.
ladyjigglebutt
I still think they could have done Sarah far more justice. They took away every good quality she had and made her a stupid hippy.
BenderBendingRodriguez
The movie ruined (i.e. eliminated) lots of great book stuff. Thorne, Levine, the motorcycle chase, the Carnotaurus & the prions subplot?
katychla
They use an aspect of the book carnotaurus in the new movie. I'm just sad they didn't do the flashlight trick. I want to see that SO bad
ladyjigglebutt
The two great kids the movie combined into one crappy one...
Toasterpops
Let's not forget the rocket launcher. And the realization that the raptors are migrating
BenderBendingRodriguez
Or how Hammond wasn't an adorable eccentric and gets his just deserts, or when the rex chases Grant & the kids in the river raft bit.
Toasterpops
Time to read the book again. It's just so fun
vuvuzevka
About Hammond it was a smart move imho. Showing him as an irresponsible manchild is easier to do on screen, and avoided too many exposition.
Toasterpops
It's a shame Spielberg killed Muldoon because he's anti hunting. Thought Muldoon was a great character.
lunaisbestprincess
WAIT there's books!?
ladyjigglebutt
Yes and they are beautiful.
lunaisbestprincess
OMG
tiramigiu
what did you think spielberg was capable of original thought?
ladyjigglebutt
Get thee to a book store!
Hasaan
It's the opposite for the first book, women were all meek weaklings in it and they made them better in the movie.
kayleighdee
Have you even read it?
Toasterpops
Ellie was super badass in the book, what are you talking about? She goes against raptors when they're trying to get to Malcolm.
Toasterpops
Ellie has like 4 lines in the whole movie and don't even use the fact that she's an ethnobotonist. Please...
ladyjigglebutt
I dunno, Ellie was the first to notice the irresponsibility of the park and did get the power going.
Hasaan
Yeah that's what I mean, she did that in the movie but didn't do it in the book.
ladyjigglebutt
I need to reread the first book because I remember the movie cutting out a lot of her scenes
jdlsharkman
I cannot find the second book for the life of me.
ladyjigglebutt
Order it online? I promise it is well worth the read. First couple chapters are a bit slow but then it's nonstop action.
BenderBendingRodriguez
Check thrift shops. I've never been to one that didnt have at least several Crichton novels on their shelves.
diabLoDesignz
Try to find it, even if it is a .txt file on Napster. Worth the read and so much better as the movie(which is still good). Like 1st book.
jdlsharkman
You fucked up, you wrote it like the movie was better. "so much better AS the movie"
FluffyMan93
Is Napster still a thing?
diabLoDesignz
No its not, it was supposed to be a joke. Like "use all the sources possible because it is a great book". And Napster is sooo old :D
MediumPlatypi
Movie fucked up so bad they erased the book.
Alli187
I just bought it at chapters 2 weeks ago. It should be available in stores still
ghsdkgb
Yeah but in the first movie, it was the two women who got basically the entire park back online
yourbassist
As Tim decided patting the chair was more important than handing them a shotgun.
BrumpoTungus
Because one of them knew Unix.
ghsdkgb
"I prefer to be called a hacker." "That's what I said, you're a nerd."
FaptainPicard
Literally all the dinosaurs were female.
HPWombat
This is my favorite comment today
GilaMonsieur
until they weren't
huanthewolfhound
I thought there was a male and a female T-Rex in Lost World, and a male baby T-Rex, and the male is the one who rampaged San Diego?
ElliottPalmerImgur
All of the dinosaurs that they CREATED were female, the ones that were born 'naturally' would be a mix of male and fmeale
Materclaritas
something something cis privilige /s
impossibleodds
The ones they created also spontaneously changed sex to male.
kelpsie
iirc, all the dinosaurs were created AS female, but became male because frog DNA or something.
vowofloudness
Didn't a lot of them die on screen?
Fenderzilla
I don't think any dinosaurs died by human hands in the movies.
LesbianWieners
But life, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh, found a way.
FrostFox22
It's called Parthenogenesis
idunnogoddamwaterbottles
But life, uh *bites carrot*, finds a way
VeganFeministFlatEarther
I still find it funny that that joke has become so popular, since he really does only say it once in that line.
TraitorousTrump3
"were" being the correct tense.
TheGreatLemonWheel
But not WOMEN.
azureraptor
You take that back you mysognist saurophobe! http://imgur.com/qWNUM7o.gif
FaptainPicard
What about the Tri-SARAH-tops?!
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
You mean this one? http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/4579554/cera-o.gif
ParsleySage
There actually WAS another Sarah on that island!
PeanutBuddha
You had a chance to go with tri- @sarah -tops and you missed it.
causality
Enough people ask her if she's horny as it is.
itsdarkandicantseewhatimtyping
One does not summon sarah willy nilly.
FaptainPicard
YEah I thought of it, but didn't want to spam her
sarah
MRW @PeanutBuddha mentions me in a comment:
iamthisguy247
@triSarahtops pls
Imgonnatipyouwell
I don't think that's true. Also those little dinos eat that little girl in The Lost World. So none of this is true.
TheGreatLemonWheel
She lived, though in the book, she dies, which is also another girl I missed in my count.
peaceandpenguins
She lives in the book.
Midniteoyl
She lived..
Imgonnatipyouwell
Oh. Does it mention that? I blocked that movie and the third one out of my mind for the most part.
Midniteoyl
Pretty sure it does.. https://youtu.be/proODp0-kgk?t=1m50s
IMGesus
Spoilers: It broke that canon.
TiniestFox
That was my favorite part of the movie. I laughed out loud. I think I have issues...
blainetog
Good. Equality, fuck yeah!
oldcottonmouth
That was a pretty brutal death, too. I was cringing.
LetsWatchCartoons
Like, very broke it
MIGHTYTALOS
http://media.giphy.com/media/Fbeh2AOkH8Gsw/giphy.gif
howlongareweabletomakeusernameswowthisisreallylongholycrap
You are a monumental hob knob.
stouf761
In her defense it took three dinos to take her out.
LeCrimsonFuckr
+1 for equality
TheGreatLemonWheel
DAMN YOU
IMGesus
Put 20,000 people on an island with dinosaurs, odds are its not gonna be all men dying.
PigManJake
You do realize that part was in the trailers.
IMGesus
I do but apparently not the OP.
Cuntmuncher3000
Especially with all the guests dying
zookeeperispaidinpeanuts
Oh, good, you did it so I didn't have to.
Veggisaurus
She was secretly a man who needed a job where they were only looking for females.
HughLaurie
Guys come on this is hardly a spoiler. In the first 3 movies there were a handful of people on the islands. This time there are thousands.
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
I think people are (as I did) assuming he meant the main female character, but now I realize what you guys are referring to (via trailer)
Kaianacoel
twenty one thousand, five hundred and sixteen. (plus the staff)
KnittedNautilus
WHAT THE HECK I was gonna watch that tonight
IMGesus
Holy shit, a jurassic park movie where people die by dinosaur, sorry I ruined it for you.
Retreat4Silver
don't worry, it doesn't spoil anything. go watch it.
WeaponizedGuitar
I just saw it, and it was amazing. Go watch it.
SirBearicus
She dead. Liek so dead.
CrystalEnigma
I haven't seen it yet but I guessed that it would going by the big ass pterodactyl that grabs a woman in the trailer
Kaianacoel
Yes and no.
CrystalEnigma
After watching it last night I have to agree that your response was perfect to my assumption.
NotMichaelAtAll
Okay, so I have this crazy theory about how she didn't die, but it has spoilers so yeah, don't open this if you don't want spoilers (1/?)
NotMichaelAtAll
So you see her get dropped into the water by a pteradon, and then it picks her up again, but in the shot that pteradon gets eaten in (2/?)
SirBearicus
It picks her up again and starts to take off when...
SirBearicus
"Dibs"-Mosasaur
NotMichaelAtAll
You can't see her, so my theory is that the pteradon realized what was happening, dropped her, she swam to the side a little and (3/?)
NotMichaelAtAll
managed to get away while the big water dino ate the pteradon. (4/4)
grimfandango
Nice theory. But she ded.
IMGesus
She ded.
IntelligentHippo
It was a pretty bad way to die
MermaidMansYoungWard
How?
RogueMason
Om nom nom x3
StraightDownThumps
2/2 dropped into ocean, drowned, picked up, dropped, drowned, picked up by ptero in time to both be eaten alive by the big water bugger.
TheGrounded
Jesus. Fucking. CHRIST!
StraightDownThumps
1/2 Snagged by pteros, tossed, caught, tossed, caught, bitten, tossed, caught, dropped into ocean, picked up, dropped into ocean, picked up
afewgoodjewfros
She was eaten while being eaten.
Voodoomancer
Bruised, battered, slightly drowned, then swallowed whole, alive and conscious. Enjoy literally drowning in stomach acids.
KevbotPrime
But for real though. Let's give the most supportiest of support characters the most horrific death of the movie for some reason
nocandy4u
When I saw that I turned to my friend and whispered "What did she do to the script writers?"
StraightDownThumps
Right?? She was neglectful but not maliciously so; seemed weird they gave her the worst death in the movie lol
ajizzle
good I am tired of the predictable bad guys die gruesomely, like that fat military guy I knew he was toast the first time I saw him
Schmedes
Bitch didn't watch them because she was complaining about a bachelor party. She's the reason they almost got killed.
KevbotPrime
Oh is that what she did? Idk that still doesn't really deserve what she got
HayabusaZeroZ
...did anyone who died deserve it? Besides Mr. "Weaponize the Raptors"
Schmedes
I'm pretty sure there's a lot of people that died that deserved it even less
catsandcheetos
I kind of wanted the raptors-as-weapon dude to die the way the nanny chick died...
priestsaresotouchy
But they gave her quite the death.
UnprotectedSex
That scene may have been the best scene in the whole movie. Which isn't saying a whole lot :/
ConfessorOfTruth
I'd have to disagree. Her death was nothing compared to the ending
FeynmanInspired
Are you kidding, I was so mad when the jesusasaurus rex just walked away like there wasn't more food right in front of her
UnprotectedSex
My thoughts EXACTLY Jurassic park:T-Rex most deadly predator. It's escape means death Jurassic world: T-Rex walks into sunset.
IMGesus
True, http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.23714961.1120/flat,550x550,075,f.u3.jpg (inaccurate image)
Bry814
I may have cheered very loudly during her death.
SiIverSoul
which was so stupid.. I mean cmoon! It's a movie yeah but some realism wouldn't hurt on some parts.
Pebsie
It's a film about dinosaurs, man.
SiIverSoul
Still, dinosaurs were real.. I mean CMON! What are the odds?
Pebsie
You're confusing me, Princess
shanebrendan
She needed 3 dinosaurs to take her down. She was like the freaking Indominus!
Conradian
Tbf, two of those can't actually eat her, which made them attacking in the first place a bit odd.
shanebrendan
Huh I thought pteranodons ate things whole, without even chewing em. Guess I got them confused for something else.
Conradian
Yeah they swallow their food whole and can't rip meat off, so they simply couldn't eat a human. The other reply seems to be smart though.
DontWorryYouCanTrustMe
I thought of it as a culture shock kind of thing. They went from living in a cage with their food handed to them every day to flying [1/2]
DontWorryYouCanTrustMe
out and finding a literal sea of what looks like food to them. Of course they're going to try to eat it, they're very hungry. [2/2]
Drek258
That scene was a lot to take in.
kyleallis0406
The whole movie was alot to take in. So exciting.
Trolbank
She deserved it.
NewtonIsTheDevil
I agree, she was terrible at her job... Which obviously means her fate was sealed
Conradian
Fuck no she didn't.
BossRedguard
The way she was dressed, she was asking for it.
Thinkpoohbearthink
She was always on her phone
theop77
1st: Pretty sure she was planning a wedding. 2nd: If I had her job and my boss reassigned me to her stupid nephews, I'd be on the phone too.
TricksNShit
Aw man she uses her phone fuckin kill er she deserves it
Conradian
And that's justification to be eaten by a Mosasaur?
howyahowyahowyadoing
FACT - Dinosaurs don't like the taste of women.
TrueHallucinations
True, they taste of Starbucks and bitchiness
BMacklinFBI
No the women are just in cahoots with the dinosaurs
IAmDrBanner
fucking patriarchy.
KillingTheJoke1
No they just feel sorry that the women have an axe gash
TheHypaaa
correlation does NOT equal causation!
thisplaceisnotforyou
Because eventually they become a pain in the ass
actionandrewjackson
There is one exception...the Lickalottapuss.
whoah
Also fun fact: Tigers love pepper. They HATE cinnamon
WenchMinion
too fishy
MasterOfEntropy
Tim Hunt must be a dinosaur.
Pandaswillruletheworld
http://www.businessbee.com/wp-content/uploads/24534/Dwight-Schrute-Business-Advice.jpg
D7ve
Weird cause bears love em
toboldlygowherenomanhasgonebefore
You're not misleadinginformation in disguise are you?
Automatvapen
Have you all forgotten the girl that gets eaten at the start of The lost world?
smaug777000
bears on the other hand...
simfasa
But doesn't the little girl get eaten in the beginning of Lost World?
jurassicnerd
Except they do
ProbablyDrunkAgain
Dinosaurs are allergic to cooties
TheWholiganOfGallifrey
I do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
namtraz
Fact mosasaurs ate a woman
TheStewart
Most women are bitter.
GladiatorofMonteCristo
They don't know what they're missing.
IKilledKennyAndIAmABastard
The estrogen makes them taste funny.
chrismofer
but I do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
mulliganbeginagain
She seems bitter... I wouldn't munch that either.
DemSumBigAssRidges
I see you MisleadingInform... Oh... Must be true then...
SuperbBackhand
Found my new strategy for ARK
Alrights
Fun fact a women is eatin alivein jurassic world
ayoungerdumberronswanson
There goes my dream of being a dinosaur.
Sumosumosumo
More for the rest of us!
dannycakes
"Too fishy"
LizardEnterprises
They prefer their food isn't *already* bleeding
sethbenw
Too overycooked
jonesin
FACT - Dinosaurs are scared of the blood.
SiIverSoul
Just watched the new Jurassic movie.. about that..
Simnut94
Yeah, about that. Awesome movie though!!!!
Iamthedanis
Dinosaurs don't like the taste of fish.
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
I do...
MKNIGHTMARE
What about the Lickalotapus?
justmoral
It's a nagging taste they hate
Mondasin
but they do enjoy the taste of young girls..
Zepidreus
Women don't agree with them...
60sLife
Hell, not even every man likes the taste of women
MetalSkeletal
TIL: Dinosaurs are all heterosexual women. Or homosexual men.
Zimzyx
Or they prefer women and are just trying to get those pesky men out of the way....
BeardyMcFace
Well they all started as ladies at least. Until life... uh uh uh... found a way.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Mr. DNA!
wzarya
frogs amd shit u know,the usual nature stuff
APotOfCoffee
FACT - Beard Beets Battlestar Galactica
SupaCabra
Bearded bears?
humanityBG
Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?
APotOfCoffee
You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery so I thank you.
humanityBG
Identity theft is not a joke, @JimothyHalpert! Millions of families suffer every year!
SirWadeWilson
TIL I have something in common with the dinosaurs
Cobes
You heard it here first, folks! Deadpool is GAAYYYYY!
SirWadeWilson
http://img09.deviantart.net/6e98/i/2011/246/4/0/multi_lantern_deadpool_by_toonartist-d48q1kg.jpg
Cobes
Noice
andrich2k
Hah! GAAAYYYYYYY
SirWadeWilson
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/fanfiction/images/6/69/Deadpool_Spiderman_CC.png/revision/latest?cb=20130617072608
SpiffyMouse
And that's how Johnny came out to his parents: by saying he's a dinosaur.
d3thr0ner
Or how Jamal Lyon sang his way out
Bioslate
Thank you for audibly making me go "he he. hehehehehe" *snort*
SirWadeWilson
No problem
GnomeDeGuerre
Are you a dinosaur?
Mintyfreshness
Ha gaaaaaaay!
SirWadeWilson
Oh no my secret is out what will i ever do http://img09.deviantart.net/6e98/i/2011/246/4/0/multi_lantern_deadpool_by_toonartist-d48q1kg.jpg
iamthisguy247
Legit gay.
PhoenixQueenAzula
I'm surprised no one has made a new gif of it yet.
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SirWadeWilson
You single?
InfantCrippler
i did
InfantCrippler
i did