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Jul 1, 2018 11:46 PM
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superpaul79
Americans Sam "mom" not "mum".
MysteryX95
Brother! I have avenged you or... whatever
Dimr3ver
No hate for Canadia! ❤
DaDefenestrator
Yeah, we give each other a little ribbing now and then, but the only hater in this relationship is Drumpf.
chrisman01
Shouldn't it be Mexico on the bottom bunk?
TheTurtleBard
We should all follow Canada's example. And legalize marijuana everywhere. C'mon the nicest country in the world did it!
hazeUrselfforthatcomment
"Mum"? Nice try Australia!
NintendoOfSaturn
Canada is bigger than os tho
Cheomesh
Cuz you STABBED US IN THE BACK! Somehow. ...damn it, Donny.
FailedCrate
Because most people dislike smug, condescending USA and love friendly, down to earth Canada.
shinagami091
That should be Mexico.
Dreigiau
That would definitely be Mexico instead of Canada
duckarooduck
United Shutterstock of America
botcoin
Americans don't say "mum.
Hiboredimdad
Oh you hosers and your 'American education system". Canada is to the North.
DMQ88
In all fairness, America is the bottom-bunk monster.
Deerfist
Shouldn't it be Mexico not Canada
Deerfist
Oc was afraid of being called a bigot
middleburgh
https://www.ft.com/content/38388ebe-7d21-11e8-8e67-1e1a0846c475 not too keen on European friends either
Whazitooyah
Nice try, corporate spy, I won't buy a membership to fuel your growing collective conscious.
middleburgh
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trade-factbox/factbox-crossfire-of-tariffs-as-trump-rattles-world-trade-order-idUSKBN1JS0C0
Slimslim00
Honestly Canada would probably just hold a mirror and be like “Brother, did you wish to see your face?”
Deerfist
solmazer
I'm not your brother, friend.
OrionJC
I'm not your friend, guy.
Chaimgoldbergenstein
I'm not your guy, pal.
AggressivePotatoMasher
I'm not your pal, buddy.
solmazer
I'm not your buddy, brother.
apercent
Fixed it
cpnbeeb
You've not paid much attention to Canada have ya, eh?
WishiWasParkerSchnabel
gay !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WeylinFulthorp
Thank you
Parker8770
Our hero
SquatttingDog
America’s top hat.
RulesOfImgur
I think the roles should be reversed. Canada should hate the US.
SitDownAndStudy
Except that Americans know damn well why Canadians aren't thrilled with us at the moment, so that last questions would be omitted.
manslut
Canada? Hate? No that America's job.
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
We do
CE0485
You have this wrong as Canada is north of the USA, Canada would be top bunk.
Mayokopp
Also Canada > US
NotAMorningPerson
Down voted because you are reposting someone else’s comment made an hour before yours.
Adam821
Not from Austrailias perspective!
BigSnicker
And Mexico would be under the bottom bunk!
blainethepaintrain
And America would never say mum
bongles
And America loves canada
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
Such a magnetic pole centric view of the universe.
vodkayou
Shouldn’t that be a Mexican flag?
Ididthisforthelol
Snow Mexicans
Acefowl
What would Mexicans be, then? Taco Canadians?
CaptVito
No, land Cubans.
mike4dictator
Sand Canadians
mike4dictator
They're course and rough and irritating and they get everywhere.
dogsarebetterthanhuman
We do get everywhere. We're also welcome everywhere....except the u.s.
heirsasquatch
Why does trump treat Canada badly? Because he’s a silly goose, and I’m not afraid to say it.
Morg729
Strong words there, eh?
firehawkcultist
If you're not sorry, then clearly you're not Canadian
MissGrangerIfYoureNasty
Omg, this is the cutest <3 Can we still be secret best friends even though our horrible stepdad won't let us hang out?
heirsasquatch
Haha yes!
Acefowl
LANGUAGE PLEASE SIR
Deerfist
that's the nicest bad name anyone has called him and it's closest to the truth
VillainousFiend
You have never met a Canada Goose.
heirsasquatch
Lol this is highly underrated
TheKnowing1
Trudeau hasn't exactly been friendly.
zelotgeneral
Someone has been listening to Trumps spokesmen
DefenderOfDog
Canada just doesn't like being grabbed by the pussy
Icantthinkofaname2
Friendlier than he needs to be.
plasmablue
Trudeau has to support Canadians. he can't roll over and be a trump lap dog. he was well behaved after being told we are a securty threat.
plasmablue
do you think being a friend means agreeing to everything your buddy asks for? to me being a friend involves calling bullcrap as needed.
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
but what about being their pal?
plasmablue
my friends will call me out on my bullcrap, they are still my friends. its even why they are my friends.
AOCsUnshavenChode
i consider canadians like half american
funnyguy10
America Light
FrozenInCarbonite
AOCsUnshavenChode
nah. it's a good thing
GinjerbreadMan
Nah it's not
AOCsUnshavenChode
you've never been labeled the honorary [black, white,asian] guy after hanging out with your black,white, asian friends? same deal.
AOCsUnshavenChode
sure it is!
FilipeNogueira
Canada, the rest of the world loves you.
BaronSpaghetti
I assure you. Nobody of any importance in the US hates Canada.
phantomgallery
who the fuck said america doesnt love canada
panzerkoing1
Have you seen trumps polices towards Canada
AGiantSlor
He is not us
grimol
I’m American and I hate to say it but...yes, he is and we need to own it in order to fix it.
mistaopportunity
American air force here. If anyone. AND I MEAN ANYONE. Aspires to hurt Canada. I'll be first on the frontlines to fuck those bastards up.
TCGreen
Nobody tell this person who the President of the United States is.
mistaopportunity
We're still allies.
TCGreen
Not if Trump keeps up the way he is going.
mistaopportunity
No one wants to stop being allies with America.
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
The US loves Canada, they're the awesome neighbor we'll kill for.
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
Granted we'll also kill for quite a few other things, we have kind of a low threshold for "needs killing".
ChristopherKostyshyn
Well, your government has some shitty ways of showing it. Especially claiming we're a security risk.
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
Our own government is a security risk, you're hardly alone in being a security risk.
Wolokos
A government doesn't always reflect its people
ChristopherKostyshyn
Well, he didn't just pop out of nowhere and become president.
funnyguy10
In this case So True
TheMellowPeril
Canada should be on top, since it’s the northernmost
AmActuallyACat
But Alaska is north America's hat
Chpgmr
Not if we all turn around
Gamemaster64
and Mexico is under the bed?
605Scorpion
Only if you're using inferior maps not made by the Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere.
seaweedbrains
Canada should be too because it is objectively better
CT3M2
Came here to say that
EhIsForCanehdians
Why tho
vindik8or
North doesn't mean 'up'.
TimmyDans
Found the Aussie
ashman5018
North doesn't necessarily mean up. There is no "up" in space. Everything is relative
Arconyte
Magnetic North, bitch.
stinkbeaner
North is only top on maps from the northern hemisphere
Solusphere
I live in the southern hemisphere, and I for one support Canada's claim for the top bunk!
chrisman01
Deerfist
it's all about where you stand
TheMellowPeril
Incidentally, Canada is only ever on maps that show all or parts of the northern hemisphere
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Maps *from* not maps *of*.
jake123123445
Most countries put themselves in the top on their maps....
GinjerbreadMan
Can you show me an example of a global map with Germany on top please?
MaverickGoose2020
Well they tried but there was a little incident
GinjerbreadMan
I just thought it was funny as most global maps look exactly the same :P
EhIsForCanehdians
North isn't inherently "top" though. North is to South as right is to left.
TheMellowPeril
Yes, but Canada’s a top regardless:
EhIsForCanehdians
But what about New England?
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Just a little bit of ball fondling. Or they're both on their knees.
PedanticGonkDroid