Mar 4, 2023 1:03 PM
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Codybill
When your waitress can kill you with a menu.
VaultGirl69
So many bottle caps on the floor. Wastelander approved.
an0therthr0waway
https://youtu.be/F0r3l8fqVbc
ButteryBiscuitBass
No1, dude still doesn't know what just happened!
GroumphLePreux
Nah, customers come THERE for the show.
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
#1 Jesus Christ, lady - I just wanted a fukin beer, not a science fair volcano.
TOKYK
I don't know why the first one turns me on so much. Probably that powerful presence. I'd be in awe.
ThatsWhatSheSaidInTheBedRoomLastNight
varchld
Thankyou, made it easier to see with that stupid zoomy effect
Ionlyhirethebrestpeople
Like the mantis shrimp…too fast for the naked eye.
cosonfused
#1 I can still tell what it is. It needs more reuploads. Moar reuploads!!!! Most pixels!!
shweatyPIE
The dude sure looks like patrik Antonius the pro poker player.
IRBafoon
Enjoy your 1/4 beer and 3/4 foam sir that'll be $25
MagnorCriol
Plot twist, #1 doesn't even work there. They just wandered in to start fucking with people trying to enjoy their meal.
Fauxcused
Management and local police all too afraid to tell her to leave
rogue28101
I'm fine with either method. I'd just be happy to see something cool like that in person.
simplefishy
and because mods warn me each time despite me tagging it NSFW as per rules
zeacorzeppelin10
Second method doesn't foam half of the beer away.
notacobra
The video edit on 2 makes it look shitty and fake, even if it was 100% real. Why fake a film cut?
Squelchtone
I got u https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Wlo0ZwOpNkQ
squissie
#1
Painalschmainal
What's the name of the first restaurant?
pdp1
Bye Felicia!
Calicoastin818
do you know how I got these scars?
PrisencolinensinainciusolToo
https://youtu.be/RFZJlCceqXo
scottEkarate
The purge restaurant
monikir
#1 they just made a huge mess of his beer
CaptainHyperbole
#1 I really hope she works there.
gx67
It's a theme restaurant. The kitsune maids are supposed to be rude like this. It's their schtick.
michiyl
I think that's impressive - let's hope the rudeness is only acted, and not because it's a bad place :)
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
I really hope she doesn't lol.
Ultratoxic
Is this some kind of Asian Ed Debevic's? I detect higher than average sass from the serving staff.
dukeaccent
Why do I find this kind of thing so dang hot though, I don't get it
YouWonTheGam3
Mischievous sassy sensual brat attitude makes some people hard
JohnRamboSaperstein
That's the fastest handjob I've ever seen.
kerms
Haha I get it, there's a woman involved so sex joke funny
Would have made the same joke if a guy had done it.
SkowerR
Better watch out, she might tear it off
VodkaReindeer
that's what she said
wemakeheroes
Wasn't a handjob, tools were involved.
TripleDane
A ToolJob? a TJ if you will
TJ is titjob
ctotheg2
Not for you I’m sure
mikeatike
TheGrapes
NotAHugeSpider
81licks
#2 Dang it — why make it even more difficult to see what’s happening by putting a superzoom right at the important moment?!
AngurProne
You're right, but ya just spin it the right direction, and as it hits your thumb-meat, turbo open. Then spin opposite and halt. Ex-bartender
That style of opener makes for dazzling feats of beerishness.
ElvisParsly
16bitStarbuck
Both gifts are really frustrating.
OKSasquatch
Spinny, spinny, cappy flippy, spinny spinny, setty downy.
nopo
Thats not a superzoom. Thats her breaking reality for an instant.
DoNotQuitYourDayJob
they post cool stuff to get attention on themselves, not said stuff, & their shit edit is to remind you that *they* r who brought it to u
Like someone who introduced you to a good book, and feels he's the one who brought you enjoyment instead of the author.
NMGMarques
The world has always been full of idiots. With the advent of the internet, we know get to see how many there actually are.
HedonistBeard
Yeah the number is right there next to the upvote arrow. Shows exactly how many people think that bullshit is good content.
*now*. Typing. It's hard.
shakefu
Sorry it’s too late you’ve got to get in line with the other idiots.
Ahhh, crap! *walks over to line*
VaardArk
Not if you super zoom in on the crowd of idiots
Well played, sir. Well played.
BeerandCats
2nd method is much preferred
JustPissingAgainstTheWindYOLO
Im 90% sure 1st one is a man
SiangSpaceTraveler
What if I like it sloppy?
Calorado
I'll take 1st for reasons
Ohyesireallydidthat
I usually stuff it in my butt and clench. I get some weird looks from the other kindergarten teachers sometimes, but hey... if it works
StarscreamAndHutch
Yep. I prefer to drink my beer, not wear it.
oocelScifiVillain
That's what I was saying
Xero999
Depends of the place
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
Second method had an interesting jump cut to make it seem a little cooler than it actually was.
TwiceK
So I do a similar method, but I can catch the cap about 60% of the time. Gets a lot of appreciation as a bartender
What about…. and because mods warn me each time despite me tagging it NSFW as per rules
kingcommentlord
How often do you get a chance to make this gif-comment?
More often than you’d think
Sjama
Cute dance from the first, then stop to open the bottle using the second method.
HandoB4Javert
#1 is Wham! Bam! Thank you mam...
PunnyTiger
the foxmaids are trained to behave like that; the dismissive attitude and the spray of beer are features, not bugs.
unluckyandbored
It's a gimmick. Like there's a few places in the US where the wait staff is rude to you on purpose.
One such place is dicks last resort in Boston MA
exactly.
you might check out the foxmaid or kitsune cafes, I saw a foxmaid on rollerskates de-cap-itate a beer bottle with a folding fan
youtube videos, I mean,
FiveShiftOne
If you're going to that first place, you know what you're getting into.
Well, unless you don't speak the language and was just looking for a place to eat and now you're very confused and erect.
LicensedAdHominem
1. It's a specific place known for this, so it's your mistake, 2. So what's the problem?
Schitzoflink
And have beer on your shirt.
bunnyishungry
I like the first one because confusion was on the menu and that's what I order every day
omnipotentpasta
Yeah I just call it “the usual” and the universe knows what I mean
admiralawesome4213
ima open a resturant and theres gonna be menu items like "uhhhh...." which is just labeled as chefs choice, etc
I'd like the uhhhhh...
Perkunas687
So you'll be having the corned beef stewed in tomato sauce, with a side of cabbage with oyster sauce drizzle.
Is that uhhhhh gluten free?
eppykaze
Fox masked girl just wasted half of that beer
AtmaDarkwolf
yea, and she looked great doing it :P (Although prob not from that poor guys point of view lol!
Strangeboke
I mean I don't think he went to the bar with mischievous fox spirit waitresses for the beer lol.
Burke616
Spill half the beer, sell twice as much beer. Kitsune knows what she's doing.
LordAsshurt
I DONT CARE BRUNG HER BACK
IamtheAIyoushouldfear
It's alright, it was American /s
MufinMcFlufin
Then she wasted half that water. You know how much Nestle woulda paid for that?
ifteguy2
*how many kids Nestle would've sacrificed for that
WaitingForTheDrop
The fox or kitsune in Japanese folklore are seen as trickers and have a mischievous nature. She is simply being in character.
PorneliusHubertII
Lol be careful. They will lure men to their deaths, stupid sexy kitsune.
oscillatingdogfan
AgainstMethod
I just explained kitsune to my daughter last night and she reacted like I was telling her about her personal spirit guide.
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license2kilt
And?
TomatoPepper
I could bet that he/she is not
SciencePetsComputers
any reason other than racial stereotypes?
It's not about racial. My opinion comes from the body movements balance, patrons
tarnok
That sounds hotter actually. ??♀️
I mean, just based on looks, could go either way. I wouldn't assume.
This people is too easily offended with the presumptions of the not said words. But they down voted me more
Grow the fuck up you stupid piece of shit
LiterallyNothingAvailable
ActionJohnnie
It’s entertainment, not alcoholism.
Thedewk
1 beer = alcoholism!? I think I might be an alcoholic |:
Drink up
TheKingoKings
Can you explain this to me? What is alcoholism about paying for a full beer?
Zapper83
This is kind of a sketch. She always open the bottle and spray beer on the guests. She's a kitsune, a mischievous fox.
I don't know for sure but the guests probably don't pay for the beer. It's more like an advertisement at this point.
miraclemaxcoc
It's a shtick. The wait staff is advertised as being in-your-face
Well my schtick will be to pay for half that beer. They throw half your fries on the floor too?
LookYouStupidBastard
Like Ed Debevic's in Chicago, if anyone wants to try that out.
bonessasan
I went to one in Scottsdale many years ago. Food was meh but the waitress was funny.
Clayman8
Makes me wonder, do they just throw your food at you across the bar? Stab a kunai in your hand with the bill attached to it?
Ryebread91
I can gouge your wallet out your neck, your choice.
hamberglar
I've always wanted to go there. It seems fun.
KikkiHiiriFin
Sounds like a fuckin nightmare.
artdecoasfuck
I mean... it's like "Medieval TImes" or "Benihana's" or "Hooters"... if the "show" or "atmosphere" isn't your cup of tea, then don't go.
Malibloo
Unless you're into it.
Budpop
MiddleAgedBaldGrumpyMan
Thanks ?
AlmightyThor117
Then you don’t have to go to the restaurant
Around here, we can eat at restaurant without the hassle
bread1
if its not for you its not for you, don't need to be so sensitive about things that's aren't for you. You're literally arguing about it lol
Cool story bro
ThisOneKid
Are you implying that is the only restaurant around there, or that every restaurant around there is a hassle to eat at?
Sometimesithinkimcanadianbutimnotsorry
Unlike there. Where they only have one restaurant where they are in your face. /S
SecondSince
Please stay there. Thank you.
Krakencrotch
Does your town have a single restaurant? Neither does this one, idiot.
Codybill
When your waitress can kill you with a menu.
VaultGirl69
So many bottle caps on the floor. Wastelander approved.
an0therthr0waway
https://youtu.be/F0r3l8fqVbc
ButteryBiscuitBass
No1, dude still doesn't know what just happened!
GroumphLePreux
Nah, customers come THERE for the show.
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
#1 Jesus Christ, lady - I just wanted a fukin beer, not a science fair volcano.
TOKYK
I don't know why the first one turns me on so much. Probably that powerful presence. I'd be in awe.
ThatsWhatSheSaidInTheBedRoomLastNight
varchld
Thankyou, made it easier to see with that stupid zoomy effect
Ionlyhirethebrestpeople
Like the mantis shrimp…too fast for the naked eye.
cosonfused
#1 I can still tell what it is. It needs more reuploads. Moar reuploads!!!! Most pixels!!
shweatyPIE
The dude sure looks like patrik Antonius the pro poker player.
IRBafoon
Enjoy your 1/4 beer and 3/4 foam sir that'll be $25
MagnorCriol
Plot twist, #1 doesn't even work there. They just wandered in to start fucking with people trying to enjoy their meal.
Fauxcused
Management and local police all too afraid to tell her to leave
rogue28101
I'm fine with either method. I'd just be happy to see something cool like that in person.
simplefishy
and because mods warn me each time despite me tagging it NSFW as per rules
zeacorzeppelin10
Second method doesn't foam half of the beer away.
notacobra
The video edit on 2 makes it look shitty and fake, even if it was 100% real. Why fake a film cut?
Squelchtone
I got u https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Wlo0ZwOpNkQ
squissie
#1
Painalschmainal
What's the name of the first restaurant?
pdp1
Bye Felicia!
Calicoastin818
do you know how I got these scars?
PrisencolinensinainciusolToo
https://youtu.be/RFZJlCceqXo
scottEkarate
The purge restaurant
monikir
#1 they just made a huge mess of his beer
CaptainHyperbole
#1 I really hope she works there.
gx67
It's a theme restaurant. The kitsune maids are supposed to be rude like this. It's their schtick.
michiyl
I think that's impressive - let's hope the rudeness is only acted, and not because it's a bad place :)
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
I really hope she doesn't lol.
Ultratoxic
Is this some kind of Asian Ed Debevic's? I detect higher than average sass from the serving staff.
dukeaccent
Why do I find this kind of thing so dang hot though, I don't get it
YouWonTheGam3
Mischievous sassy sensual brat attitude makes some people hard
JohnRamboSaperstein
That's the fastest handjob I've ever seen.
kerms
Haha I get it, there's a woman involved so sex joke funny
JohnRamboSaperstein
Would have made the same joke if a guy had done it.
SkowerR
Better watch out, she might tear it off
VodkaReindeer
that's what she said
wemakeheroes
Wasn't a handjob, tools were involved.
TripleDane
A ToolJob? a TJ if you will
michiyl
TJ is titjob
ctotheg2
Not for you I’m sure
mikeatike
TheGrapes
NotAHugeSpider
81licks
#2 Dang it — why make it even more difficult to see what’s happening by putting a superzoom right at the important moment?!
AngurProne
You're right, but ya just spin it the right direction, and as it hits your thumb-meat, turbo open. Then spin opposite and halt. Ex-bartender
AngurProne
That style of opener makes for dazzling feats of beerishness.
ElvisParsly
16bitStarbuck
Both gifts are really frustrating.
OKSasquatch
Spinny, spinny, cappy flippy, spinny spinny, setty downy.
nopo
Thats not a superzoom. Thats her breaking reality for an instant.
DoNotQuitYourDayJob
they post cool stuff to get attention on themselves, not said stuff, & their shit edit is to remind you that *they* r who brought it to u
DoNotQuitYourDayJob
Like someone who introduced you to a good book, and feels he's the one who brought you enjoyment instead of the author.
NMGMarques
The world has always been full of idiots. With the advent of the internet, we know get to see how many there actually are.
HedonistBeard
Yeah the number is right there next to the upvote arrow. Shows exactly how many people think that bullshit is good content.
NMGMarques
*now*. Typing. It's hard.
shakefu
Sorry it’s too late you’ve got to get in line with the other idiots.
NMGMarques
Ahhh, crap! *walks over to line*
VaardArk
Not if you super zoom in on the crowd of idiots
NMGMarques
Well played, sir. Well played.
BeerandCats
2nd method is much preferred
JustPissingAgainstTheWindYOLO
Im 90% sure 1st one is a man
SiangSpaceTraveler
What if I like it sloppy?
Calorado
I'll take 1st for reasons
Ohyesireallydidthat
I usually stuff it in my butt and clench. I get some weird looks from the other kindergarten teachers sometimes, but hey... if it works
StarscreamAndHutch
Yep. I prefer to drink my beer, not wear it.
oocelScifiVillain
That's what I was saying
Xero999
Depends of the place
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
Second method had an interesting jump cut to make it seem a little cooler than it actually was.
TwiceK
So I do a similar method, but I can catch the cap about 60% of the time. Gets a lot of appreciation as a bartender
simplefishy
What about…. and because mods warn me each time despite me tagging it NSFW as per rules
kingcommentlord
How often do you get a chance to make this gif-comment?
simplefishy
More often than you’d think
Sjama
Cute dance from the first, then stop to open the bottle using the second method.
BeerandCats
HandoB4Javert
#1 is Wham! Bam! Thank you mam...
PunnyTiger
the foxmaids are trained to behave like that; the dismissive attitude and the spray of beer are features, not bugs.
unluckyandbored
It's a gimmick. Like there's a few places in the US where the wait staff is rude to you on purpose.
BeerandCats
One such place is dicks last resort in Boston MA
PunnyTiger
exactly.
PunnyTiger
you might check out the foxmaid or kitsune cafes, I saw a foxmaid on rollerskates de-cap-itate a beer bottle with a folding fan
PunnyTiger
youtube videos, I mean,
FiveShiftOne
If you're going to that first place, you know what you're getting into.
HedonistBeard
Well, unless you don't speak the language and was just looking for a place to eat and now you're very confused and erect.
LicensedAdHominem
1. It's a specific place known for this, so it's your mistake, 2. So what's the problem?
Schitzoflink
And have beer on your shirt.
bunnyishungry
I like the first one because confusion was on the menu and that's what I order every day
omnipotentpasta
Yeah I just call it “the usual” and the universe knows what I mean
admiralawesome4213
ima open a resturant and theres gonna be menu items like "uhhhh...." which is just labeled as chefs choice, etc
bunnyishungry
I'd like the uhhhhh...
Perkunas687
So you'll be having the corned beef stewed in tomato sauce, with a side of cabbage with oyster sauce drizzle.
kingcommentlord
Is that uhhhhh gluten free?
eppykaze
Fox masked girl just wasted half of that beer
AtmaDarkwolf
yea, and she looked great doing it :P (Although prob not from that poor guys point of view lol!
Strangeboke
I mean I don't think he went to the bar with mischievous fox spirit waitresses for the beer lol.
Burke616
Spill half the beer, sell twice as much beer. Kitsune knows what she's doing.
LordAsshurt
I DONT CARE BRUNG HER BACK
IamtheAIyoushouldfear
It's alright, it was American /s
MufinMcFlufin
Then she wasted half that water. You know how much Nestle woulda paid for that?
ifteguy2
*how many kids Nestle would've sacrificed for that
MufinMcFlufin
WaitingForTheDrop
The fox or kitsune in Japanese folklore are seen as trickers and have a mischievous nature. She is simply being in character.
PorneliusHubertII
Lol be careful. They will lure men to their deaths, stupid sexy kitsune.
oscillatingdogfan
AgainstMethod
I just explained kitsune to my daughter last night and she reacted like I was telling her about her personal spirit guide.
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license2kilt
And?
TomatoPepper
I could bet that he/she is not
SciencePetsComputers
any reason other than racial stereotypes?
TomatoPepper
It's not about racial. My opinion comes from the body movements balance, patrons
tarnok
That sounds hotter actually. ??♀️
SciencePetsComputers
any reason other than racial stereotypes?
FiveShiftOne
I mean, just based on looks, could go either way. I wouldn't assume.
TomatoPepper
This people is too easily offended with the presumptions of the not said words. But they down voted me more
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tarnok
Grow the fuck up you stupid piece of shit
LiterallyNothingAvailable
ActionJohnnie
It’s entertainment, not alcoholism.
Thedewk
1 beer = alcoholism!? I think I might be an alcoholic |:
YouWonTheGam3
Drink up
TheKingoKings
Can you explain this to me? What is alcoholism about paying for a full beer?
Zapper83
This is kind of a sketch. She always open the bottle and spray beer on the guests. She's a kitsune, a mischievous fox.
Zapper83
I don't know for sure but the guests probably don't pay for the beer. It's more like an advertisement at this point.
miraclemaxcoc
It's a shtick. The wait staff is advertised as being in-your-face
TheKingoKings
Well my schtick will be to pay for half that beer. They throw half your fries on the floor too?
LookYouStupidBastard
Like Ed Debevic's in Chicago, if anyone wants to try that out.
bonessasan
I went to one in Scottsdale many years ago. Food was meh but the waitress was funny.
Clayman8
Makes me wonder, do they just throw your food at you across the bar? Stab a kunai in your hand with the bill attached to it?
Ryebread91
I can gouge your wallet out your neck, your choice.
hamberglar
I've always wanted to go there. It seems fun.
KikkiHiiriFin
Sounds like a fuckin nightmare.
artdecoasfuck
I mean... it's like "Medieval TImes" or "Benihana's" or "Hooters"... if the "show" or "atmosphere" isn't your cup of tea, then don't go.
Malibloo
Unless you're into it.
Budpop
MiddleAgedBaldGrumpyMan
KikkiHiiriFin
Thanks ?
AlmightyThor117
Then you don’t have to go to the restaurant
KikkiHiiriFin
Around here, we can eat at restaurant without the hassle
bread1
if its not for you its not for you, don't need to be so sensitive about things that's aren't for you. You're literally arguing about it lol
AlmightyThor117
Cool story bro
ThisOneKid
Are you implying that is the only restaurant around there, or that every restaurant around there is a hassle to eat at?
Sometimesithinkimcanadianbutimnotsorry
Unlike there. Where they only have one restaurant where they are in your face. /S
SecondSince
Please stay there. Thank you.
Krakencrotch
Does your town have a single restaurant? Neither does this one, idiot.
mikeatike