Oh My!!!!

Mar 4, 2023 1:03 PM

5minutekebab

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When your waitress can kill you with a menu.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

So many bottle caps on the floor. Wastelander approved.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No1, dude still doesn't know what just happened!

3 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

Nah, customers come THERE for the show.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#1 Jesus Christ, lady - I just wanted a fukin beer, not a science fair volcano.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I don't know why the first one turns me on so much. Probably that powerful presence. I'd be in awe.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thankyou, made it easier to see with that stupid zoomy effect

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like the mantis shrimp…too fast for the naked eye.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 I can still tell what it is. It needs more reuploads. Moar reuploads!!!! Most pixels!!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dude sure looks like patrik Antonius the pro poker player.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Enjoy your 1/4 beer and 3/4 foam sir that'll be $25

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Plot twist, #1 doesn't even work there. They just wandered in to start fucking with people trying to enjoy their meal.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Management and local police all too afraid to tell her to leave

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm fine with either method. I'd just be happy to see something cool like that in person.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and because mods warn me each time despite me tagging it NSFW as per rules

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Second method doesn't foam half of the beer away.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The video edit on 2 makes it look shitty and fake, even if it was 100% real. Why fake a film cut?

3 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 8

#1

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

What's the name of the first restaurant?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Bye Felicia!

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

do you know how I got these scars?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The purge restaurant

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 they just made a huge mess of his beer

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 I really hope she works there.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

It's a theme restaurant. The kitsune maids are supposed to be rude like this. It's their schtick.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think that's impressive - let's hope the rudeness is only acted, and not because it's a bad place :)

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I really hope she doesn't lol.

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Is this some kind of Asian Ed Debevic's? I detect higher than average sass from the serving staff.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why do I find this kind of thing so dang hot though, I don't get it

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Mischievous sassy sensual brat attitude makes some people hard

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the fastest handjob I've ever seen.

3 years ago | Likes 506 Dislikes 8

Haha I get it, there's a woman involved so sex joke funny

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Would have made the same joke if a guy had done it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Better watch out, she might tear it off

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's what she said

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't a handjob, tools were involved.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

A ToolJob? a TJ if you will

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

TJ is titjob

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not for you I’m sure

3 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

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3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

#2 Dang it — why make it even more difficult to see what’s happening by putting a superzoom right at the important moment?!

3 years ago | Likes 237 Dislikes 0

You're right, but ya just spin it the right direction, and as it hits your thumb-meat, turbo open. Then spin opposite and halt. Ex-bartender

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That style of opener makes for dazzling feats of beerishness.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Both gifts are really frustrating.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Spinny, spinny, cappy flippy, spinny spinny, setty downy.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats not a superzoom. Thats her breaking reality for an instant.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

they post cool stuff to get attention on themselves, not said stuff, & their shit edit is to remind you that *they* r who brought it to u

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Like someone who introduced you to a good book, and feels he's the one who brought you enjoyment instead of the author.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The world has always been full of idiots. With the advent of the internet, we know get to see how many there actually are.

3 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Yeah the number is right there next to the upvote arrow. Shows exactly how many people think that bullshit is good content.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*now*. Typing. It's hard.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry it’s too late you’ve got to get in line with the other idiots.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahhh, crap! *walks over to line*

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not if you super zoom in on the crowd of idiots

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well played, sir. Well played.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2nd method is much preferred

3 years ago | Likes 1360 Dislikes 8

Im 90% sure 1st one is a man

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

What if I like it sloppy?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll take 1st for reasons

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I usually stuff it in my butt and clench. I get some weird looks from the other kindergarten teachers sometimes, but hey... if it works

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. I prefer to drink my beer, not wear it.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

That's what I was saying

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends of the place

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Second method had an interesting jump cut to make it seem a little cooler than it actually was.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So I do a similar method, but I can catch the cap about 60% of the time. Gets a lot of appreciation as a bartender

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about…. and because mods warn me each time despite me tagging it NSFW as per rules

3 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

How often do you get a chance to make this gif-comment?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

More often than you’d think

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cute dance from the first, then stop to open the bottle using the second method.

3 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 3

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 4

#1 is Wham! Bam! Thank you mam...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the foxmaids are trained to behave like that; the dismissive attitude and the spray of beer are features, not bugs.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It's a gimmick. Like there's a few places in the US where the wait staff is rude to you on purpose.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One such place is dicks last resort in Boston MA

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

exactly.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you might check out the foxmaid or kitsune cafes, I saw a foxmaid on rollerskates de-cap-itate a beer bottle with a folding fan

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

youtube videos, I mean,

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're going to that first place, you know what you're getting into.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Well, unless you don't speak the language and was just looking for a place to eat and now you're very confused and erect.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

1. It's a specific place known for this, so it's your mistake, 2. So what's the problem?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And have beer on your shirt.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I like the first one because confusion was on the menu and that's what I order every day

3 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

Yeah I just call it “the usual” and the universe knows what I mean

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ima open a resturant and theres gonna be menu items like "uhhhh...." which is just labeled as chefs choice, etc

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'd like the uhhhhh...

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So you'll be having the corned beef stewed in tomato sauce, with a side of cabbage with oyster sauce drizzle.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that uhhhhh gluten free?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fox masked girl just wasted half of that beer

3 years ago | Likes 386 Dislikes 18

yea, and she looked great doing it :P (Although prob not from that poor guys point of view lol!

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 6

I mean I don't think he went to the bar with mischievous fox spirit waitresses for the beer lol.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Spill half the beer, sell twice as much beer. Kitsune knows what she's doing.

3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I DONT CARE BRUNG HER BACK

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's alright, it was American /s

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 51

Then she wasted half that water. You know how much Nestle woulda paid for that?

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 5

*how many kids Nestle would've sacrificed for that

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The fox or kitsune in Japanese folklore are seen as trickers and have a mischievous nature. She is simply being in character.

3 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

Lol be careful. They will lure men to their deaths, stupid sexy kitsune.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I just explained kitsune to my daughter last night and she reacted like I was telling her about her personal spirit guide.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago (deleted Mar 4, 2023 6:51 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

And?

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I could bet that he/she is not

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 31

any reason other than racial stereotypes?

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

It's not about racial. My opinion comes from the body movements balance, patrons

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sounds hotter actually. ??‍♀️

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

any reason other than racial stereotypes?

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

I mean, just based on looks, could go either way. I wouldn't assume.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

This people is too easily offended with the presumptions of the not said words. But they down voted me more

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago (deleted Mar 4, 2023 10:24 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Grow the fuck up you stupid piece of shit

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

It’s entertainment, not alcoholism.

3 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 9

1 beer = alcoholism!? I think I might be an alcoholic |:

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Drink up

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you explain this to me? What is alcoholism about paying for a full beer?

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

This is kind of a sketch. She always open the bottle and spray beer on the guests. She's a kitsune, a mischievous fox.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I don't know for sure but the guests probably don't pay for the beer. It's more like an advertisement at this point.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's a shtick. The wait staff is advertised as being in-your-face

3 years ago | Likes 243 Dislikes 1

Well my schtick will be to pay for half that beer. They throw half your fries on the floor too?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Like Ed Debevic's in Chicago, if anyone wants to try that out.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I went to one in Scottsdale many years ago. Food was meh but the waitress was funny.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Makes me wonder, do they just throw your food at you across the bar? Stab a kunai in your hand with the bill attached to it?

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

I can gouge your wallet out your neck, your choice.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've always wanted to go there. It seems fun.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sounds like a fuckin nightmare.

3 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 47

I mean... it's like "Medieval TImes" or "Benihana's" or "Hooters"... if the "show" or "atmosphere" isn't your cup of tea, then don't go.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unless you're into it.

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

MiddleAgedBaldGrumpyMan

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Thanks ?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then you don’t have to go to the restaurant

3 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 12

Around here, we can eat at restaurant without the hassle

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 101

if its not for you its not for you, don't need to be so sensitive about things that's aren't for you. You're literally arguing about it lol

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Cool story bro

3 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 6

Are you implying that is the only restaurant around there, or that every restaurant around there is a hassle to eat at?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Unlike there. Where they only have one restaurant where they are in your face. /S

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Please stay there. Thank you.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Does your town have a single restaurant? Neither does this one, idiot.

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

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