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Me fighting Isis
this is right after isis attacked texas, i was like. right there.
Unfortunately my PC build would have to be halted
PC master race, Gaben. I built it. Consoles suck.
This is a kitten. It has been posted on imgur. It now will get frontpage, Innevitably.
Day 10
Day 1
Me at the Cancer Room
this is where they did super high tech cancer fighting treatment and I won a fist fight with the deadly disease
banana5scale
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ray rice
edit: Mike Ford, what a guy.
ItsFootballNOTsoccer
Secret basement. found safe. Puppies. Disabled animals. webcomics. Tumbler finds. Boobs???
iamamotherfuckingdragon
He broke the system!
SUPERUNIQUENAME
meta as fuck
Captainplanetmotherfucker
Posts like this is why imgur exist.
AuGmENTor
Nothing fappable! How you do dis hooman?
PCard
MYCAPSLOCKHASBROKE
NEEDSMOREGIFS.GIF
graehall
These posts are like the lowest effort, laziest highest payoff crap. Fortunately we only see them once a week or so. You could script this.
joe164
The only saving grace is the more it is satirised, the more likely Imgur will rid itself of the kitten, gym, & sob story posts. +1 for that.
TheManWithNoNameZappBrannigan
And we see another karma whore in their natural environment. This one masquerades as a cynic making fun of FP posts only to get to the FP.
whydoispendsomuchtimehere
The blob tho
crgdrummer
Wheres the insane amount of pictures of you building a porch?
therealelizacat
Still waiting for the pictures wherein he shows off how obscenely rich he is through remodelling.
BeeeardedMan
True. But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Explosivebarrel
Though how would you ever if you didn't at all?
ordinarymadness
apparently this is all it does indeed take to make it to the front page.
Magpiebones
You forgot to confuse feminism and misandry!
bashmuttons
preferably with some uneducated bitch holding up a sign filled with lies.
kayelkay
and misandry is what we should be worried about!
rtillerson1
Pictures of bananas goes at the end......Cmon people
jackthezipper
ManWhoFucksAlot
wyatttearp
Keith Apicary
geiokami
Forgot the iPhone vs android argument. I'll let it slide this time but don't forget....
itsactually43
he found a hole... in our system!?
DinoKebab
You didn't include Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson. Very risky strategy op!
TigPoe
Dude, just how many marijuanas did you take???
ancientnorseman
You know the answer to that one, you...smart-ass.
wetfart92
yes
naMretupmoC
bastard didn't even share their "Award Winning" Blahblah recipe. +1 anyway ;P
Shitbiscuits
well....i fuckin laughed lol.
DictatorofPussy
this checks out.
Dusseldwarf
No drawing by your autistic brother who died of esophagus cancer yesterday?
FvcktangularBondulance
The puppies still dance on his bed every night right when his favourite TV show comes on. :' )
lanallaby
I don't get why that should bother you. It's touching and you're coming off like a douche. What if it was you in their place ?
maybeaforestheartambassador
oh men
Crackmuffin
Lmao
dragovi
Ayy
justjennifer25
where is the unopened safe?
jtriangle
THIS IS NOT NAM, WE HAVE RULES.
MrBoomstik
QUIT BRINGING IT UP AND WE WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANYMORE UNOPENED SAFES!
MrTRex
You forgot dickbutt. Guaranteed front page.
Welve
top response saying thank you for fighting, nice build, cute cat, how did you do it, cancer sucks, lol banana, improper meme use, deservedit
therealelizacat
Response that makes sense just kidding I made that up for fake internet points.
sirenx8
"This is how you use confession bear!!!!"
WowItsCharles
'+1'
MWisBest
bottom response saying thank you for fighting, nice build, cute cat, how did you do it, cancer sucks, lol banana, improper meme use, goodguy
Welve
witty reply
MWisBest
i try
YupVote
Where is the secret basement ?
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cherypi
FUCK
CitizenDickbag
Right beneath the astounding kitchen of a very rich person.
CodeMonkeys
Which just happens to contain a safe.
CharlesFuckingBronson
with the safe that he opens in the next post and it actually has money and cool historical stuff in it?
PicklesOC13
In the Alamo! Duhhh!
FlamingRutabaga
Also missing 100 pictures on how you made something. Front page access denied.
57x28mm
If everyone knew, it wouldn't be a secret now, would it?
youwishyouhadaunicorn
Hidden.
BeeR411
the alamo!
ThisWasATriumph
No thats how you get downvotes.
FirestarterAZ
http://imgur.com/TVQGm1P I have a secret basement!
Drinkingabeer
This comment ^^
formington
At the bottom of the cow level.
tanebou
I feel this needs to be addressed. Pronto.
dwolnation
In the safe
Felextheminimal
Yeah completely left that out....and while we're at it what happened to the stuff...you know...for science?
casperOne
User sub.
NERB11
You know what my favorite posts are. The ones that make a joke about how they want to get to the FP, as a way to get to the FP. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mothergooch
I'm with you. "Everything you guys like is dumb, and I hate this place" -3446 reputation ยท since Oct 2011
firestorm79
therealelizacat
Don't you have anything better to do than whine about sarcasm?
only90skidswillgetthis
Yeah I totally have better things to do than be sarcastic on the internet...
spookymormonhelldream
This
SeaSealSnailSaintFalcon
I am just waiting for this to get waaaaaaaaaay much deeper.
Goku2012
"Way much deeper". Yes. Very way much deeper. So very way much deeper.
PurpleThomas
I like the part where he did a faux-4chan style post to get front page on imgur of all places. It's a new level of pathetic.
SteamedOddish
More like /s4s/
Tzazi
Imgur buys that shit up. I got top image of the day by posting a 4chan thread on imgur. You want you lose into you want you upvote.
maximuslimes
Are you having a stroke?
PresidentProTempore
Woah, that ending, what say you say what?